"Gibbs Got Run Over By A Reindeer"

Gibbs got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Ducky's house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for Abby and Tony, they believe

He'd been drinkin' too much bourbon
And the team begged him not to go
But he forgot his steak
And he staggered out the door into the snow
When they found him Christmas mornin'
At the scene of the attack
He had hoof prints on his forehead
And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back

Gibbs got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Ducky's house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for Abby and Tony, they believe
(Lord, they believe)

Now they're all so proud of Tony
He's been takin' this so well
See him in there watchin' Ohio football
Eatin' pizza and playin' cards with Fornell
It's not Christmas without Gibbs
All the team's dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts or send them back?

Gibbs got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Ducky's house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for Abby and Tony, they believe
(Lord, they believe)

Now the goose is on the table
Mrs Mallard's under it!
And the pudding made of fig
McGee and Ziva are doing a drunken jig

Gibbs got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Ducky's house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for Abby and Tony they believe

Sing it, Tony!
Gibbs got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Ducky's house Christmas Eve
(Minding his own business)
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
(What do you mean there's no Santa?)
But as for Abby and Tony, they believe
Sing it, Tony!

Oh
As for Abby and Tony, they believe
(They believe in Santa Claus)


Original lyrics to Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer written by Stuart Randall Brooks and sung by Elmo & Patsy.