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Louise, Tina, and Gene were writing their bikes through the streets of the old dog food factory trying to find their friend Mickey so they can talk about which Carnie killed cotton candy Dan? That was the only way they could vindicate their landowner Mr Fischoedar of murder, saving their father's restaurant from foreclosure.

"Wait? Shouldn't those children be in school."said Lilith, as that time of day look like she they should have been in school.

"Who cares about school when their dad's restaurant is about to be foreclosed."said Luz, already excited about this murder mystery.

"But why are they in an abandoned street?"asked Amity, has she felt kids their age shouldn't be anywhere near streets like that.

"Maybe that's where Mickey lives."said Luz, as that was the most logical conclusion.

"Smells like the most stuff you can grind up to make food."said Gene, loving the smell of once processed dog food.

"I have a feeling that kid can eat pretty much anything."said King, as somehow he can tell that Gene wasn't very picky about his food.

"Oh, look, that was their slogan."said Tina, noticing the slogan on the nearby wall.

"Huh."said Gene, as that was not expected.

"This doesn't look right. No one live here."said Tina, as there was no sign that anyone lived in this area.

"I don't why. It's beautiful."said Gene.

"Yeah, but wait, wasn't this Mickey a Carnie."said Luz, as she remembered Mickey being mentioned to be a Carney.

"Yeah, so what's your point?"asked Hooty.

"Well Carnies are not known to live in the most... hygienic of places."said Luz, as Carnies didn't exactly have a hygienic lifestyle.

"Yeah, I can agree on that."said Eda, who knew a few Carnies.

That is when they heard indistinct yelling and an area of look like it was filled with a bunch of trailers and other old vehicles.

"Woah, you hear that ?"asked Louise as they stopped their bikes.

"Huh. They sound cranky."said Tina, who was having second thoughts about the whole talking to Mickey thing.

"Let's check it out."said Louise says they got off their bikes

"Oh, okay."said Tina as she reluctantly went along.

"It's weird how the younger sibling seems to be the one in charge."said Amity, as this Louise look like she was the brains, while Tina was one of the followers.

"Yeah, some siblings are like that."said Luz, referring to amity's relationship with her older twin siblings.

"Yeah..."said Amity, knowing that Ed and Em are basically the same.

"I miss school. I'm feeling suddenly like I love fractions."said Gene as the Belcher siblings went deeper and deeper into Carneopolis.

"Yeah, I want to learn about photosynthesis so badly right now."said Tina, as the Belcher siblings left their bikes at the entrance to Carneopolis.

"I don't believe that's a place appropriate for children."said Lilith, upset that those kids were in fact truants.

"Yeah, I agree Lulu."said Hooty in agreement.

"If this is carneopolis, maybe we shouldn't disturb their scary sounding Carnie time?"suggested Tina, feeling like this was a very bad idea.

"I mean, it's a little like they're deciding who to shiv and if they see us they'll be like, "Oh, lets shiv them." But you know, maybe not."said Louise, as that was a thought

"Your not helping calming down your siblings."said Luz, as Louise was a terrible reassurer.

As the Belcher kids were getting closer to the noises, Tina was making a nervous sounding noise as they made it to the middle of cardiopolis to see that the Carnies we're playing a game with duckies.

"Are they playing a game with duckies?"asked Tina

"Adorably?"added Gene.

"Well this wasn't something I was expecting."said Eda, as she never would have imagined in a million years they were playing a ducky game?

"Hahahaha!"laughed King, as all of that nervousness was for nothing as the Carnies were just playing a ducky game.

"Should we tell him that they're drinking and gambling."whispered Lilith to Eda.

"No, they shouldn't get involved with that kind of stuff."said Eda, even though she was involved with that kind of stuff.

"Lucky ducky. Lucky ducky. Damn."said Mickey before he noticed the kids."Kids!"

"Hi Mickey."said Louise says Mickey approached them.

"Are you here to buy drugs? You don't buy drugs."said Mickey has the Belchers approached him.

"I can't even swallow pills."said Gene.

"We have to hide him in his food."said Tina.

"Makes sense."said a majority of the audience.

"We, uh, wanted to ask you some questions."said Louise.

"Mickey your turn!"shouted one of the Carnies.

"Oh. Can you skip me?"asked Mickey before the Carnies went back to playing.

"We play lucky ducks, but we play Carnie rules."explains Mickey.

"What is the difference?"asked Eda with peaked interest.

"Makes sense. There's more beer at yelling then when kids play at Wonder Warf."said Tina, noticing all the drinking and cursing.

"Yeah, well, we're toasting cotton candy Dan. That's why we're also gambling and pushing each other and punching each other."said Mickey is two of the Carnies began fighting."First shift folks made a nice little memorial to put on the pier in his old spot. And us second shift folks are, uh, doing this."

"Makes sense."said Eda, wondering if there's one way she could rig the game in her favor if she ever plays it with her gambling buddies.

"Eda no."said Lilith, and she knew that look in her sister's eyes.

"Eda yes."said Eda in response.

"uh-huh. just ask him."whispered Tina to Louise.

"I will."whispered Louise to Tina.

"And pretty soon, right?"asked Tina

"Give me a second. I just can't say, "Hey Mickey, which Carnie killed cotton candy Dan."said Louise, as she needed to work her angle without alerting the other Carnies.

"Wait, did you say, "Which Carnie killed cotton candy Dan?"asked Mickey, who overheard the conversation and said it again out loud, alerting the other Carnies.

"Ooohhhhhh."said a majority of the audience, as they felt like things were about to get bad for the Belcher siblings.

"Ha...Ha...Ha...Ha...It did something like that, didn't it?"said Louise, realizing that things had just gotten awkward.

"You coming to Carneopolis and accuse a Carnie of killing another Carnie?"asked on of the Carnies.

"I think that's right. Is that right?"asked Mickey.

"Not helping Mickey."said Amity, as Mickey was not helping the situation.

"You know it's bad enough that Mr Fischoeder kills one of us, which is bad boss alert, am I right."

"Yeah."said the Carnie known as Owen.

"But to throw it back on us?"

"I think those children need to leave cardiopolis immediately."said Lilith, as it was clear they were no longer welcome.

"Yeah, get out of there!"said Hooty, as things look like they were about to blow out of proportion.

"Hey, hey, they're just kids."said Mickey in the Belcher kids defense.

"Kid cops. Little kid cops. They have thosez you know?"said a Carnie with an arm cast."For going into small spaces and hiding in boxes."

"Nah, I know these guys. They're not cops, their little Burger babies."said Mickey, causing Louise to growl as she did not want to be called a baby.

"Maybe don't use that word."said Tina, referring to the word baby.

"What? "Burger"? Sorry. Meat patties."said Mickey, misunderstanding which word Tina was referring to.

"Does anyone else hear music playing?"asked King, to which everyone nodded their head in agreement.

"Yeah, oh I better record this."said Luz as she pulled out her phone and placed it on record.

The others wondered what she was doing.

"It's just too much. First Fischoeder kills cotton candy Dan, now this? I may have a tattoo of a dagger stabbing a heart going through his skull, and it say "dead inside," but I have feelings, you know?" said one of the Carnies before they broke out in song...?

Some Lucky ducks get all the luck. Some break their backs to make a buck.And sure, we are a bunch of shady criminal ish gents and ladies.

But we did our time!

"Yeah!"

"I was not expecting them to break out in song."said Lilith with an eye twitch, as why were they breaking out in song.

"I like it. I wonder if they practice this song before as they sound so well rehearsed."said King, dancing to the song.

"I know, right."said Luz as she was recording their singing.

We paid for all our crimes. Well, most of us.

And our misdemeanors.

Now we sell fried donuh and wieners.

Even though we're kind of sketchy gals and fellas.

Doesn't mean that Fischoeder can go and kill us.

Working here can really be a roller coaster.

One day you're cleaning vomit.

Next you're on a missing poster.

It's such a drag.

To have a boss who pays us had

Who pays us bad

The. bumps you off.

Some lucky ducks , get all the luck

"Oh, yes, they do."

But that's not us.

"No sir."

Unlucky schmucks.

"Sing it."

It really stinks

It really sucks.

So we'll just play our lucky ducks.

"Cool. Have fun with that."said Tina as the Carnies went back to playing Lucky ducks.

"Should we get going."said Gene as Louise began singing as well.

"Some Lucky ducks get all the luck. You've said your peace, now listen up. To me, your life it seems just fine. You think that's bad? Try being nine. The other day, things got real crazy. A go at school called me a baby."

"What?"

"Yeah."

"Even though I'm small, well, I can tell for sure that I'm going to be the one that solves this freaking murder. I know all of you think that Fischoeder is the one who did it. But I will find the evidence to get him acquitted. I'm just a kid."

It's such a drag

"That's what they say"

To have a boss.

"Now run along."

Who pays you bad.

"Now go and play."

Who bumps you off.

"Some lucky ducks."

It really stinks.

"Get all the luck."

It really sucks

"Until I show."

So we'll just play.

"Them what is what."

Our lucky ducks.

"I'm going to show them all what I can do. Gonna show them all that I'm much braver than what you. Think that I am, even though I'm small. No matter what, going to show you all."

With that the song was finished and the Belcher kids decided to split as the Carnies clearly we're not going to help in vindicating their boss as they honestly hated him.

The screen turn dark as everyone began clapping as that was an amazing song.

"Wow, and they didn't rehearse that at all."said Luz, who was very impressed.

"Yeah, I have to admit that was a pretty amazing song."said Amity, wanting to see what Earth was like after seeing that song and dance.

"Hmm..."said Eda, who immediately picked up the device and took it with her outside.

"Where are you going Eda?"asked Luz.

"To make more snails with this song and dance."said Eda as she flew off on Owlbert.

"Yeah, typical Eda."said Luz, as of course that's what she was going to do.