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"I'm really glad you invited us, Luz. I'm excited to see what the human world has to offer."said Gus as he walked into the living room with popcorn.
"Yeah, and I just like hanging out with my friends."said Willow as she joined them.
"Like I said, this isn't the Earth I'm from. And ahh Willow."said Luz, happy to have her two best buddies watching this device with here.
"Well, then let's get started."said King as the screen turned on.
With three new kids to care for, Dan really needed to start performing at work. Unfortunately he was having some issues with a colleague." said a narrator.
"Huh, the narrator function worked."said Luz, as she didn't think pressing all those buttons on the device would activate the narrator function.
"Good thing you didn't mess it up."said Gus, knwing how Luz likes to mess with stuff that looks colorful.
The screen then show Dan holding a timer on his phone as the chimp known as Caesar was stacking rings on top of one another.
"Okay, Caesar, this is the one, I can feel it."said Dan, as Caesar completed the puzzle and he stopped the time watch.
"Eighty one seconds? Oh, that's your worst time yet."said Dan, as Caesar was trying to point to Dan that he finished the puzzle in eighteen seconds, Dan just had his phone upside down.
"Something tells me this Dan is in a very smart cookie."said Willow, as she could immediately tell that the chimp was smarter than the human.
"Oh, I put on the comedy disk. And... it's honestly funny that the Chimpanzee is smarter than him."said Luz, wondering how Dan didn't notice that he had his phone upside down..
"Yeah."said Gus as he held in his laughter.
"Your doing even worse in your creativity test."said Dan, ignoring Caesar.
"I mean, look at all the imaginative things I made out of blocks. Like this awesome plane."said Dan as he began playing with the plane made out of blocks while making plane noises.
Until it fell apart...
This made the audience laugh.
"Dan!"said Dan's boss as he entered the room."Do you have any results yet?"
"Oh, well, I've been injecting the primates twice a day with the i-13 intelligence drug. I'm hoping in a week or so..."
"I hope Caesar is not just a big waste of time and money. I'm the one responsible to the board. Just show me one thing positive."said Dan's boss as Dan and Cesar followed him through a hallway.
"Look. They still throw their s*."said Dan's boss, as it was revealed several chips were still throwing their poop at a dart board.
"But now they can keep score."said Dan, revealing one chimp was keeping score.
"That is both interesting and very disgusting."said Luz, feeling like she needed to throw up.
"Yeah."said Gus, wondering if all chimps from the human world did this.
"We have to kick start this thing. When can we go to human trials?"asked Dan's Boss as they went over to look at another observation room.
"We're close, but there is an intermediate step. If the i-13 works on these reality wives..."said Dan, showing that the room was filled with a bunch of reality show wives.
Who immediately got in each other's faces and started fighting very violently...
"Hahahahahah!"laughed the audience as they found it funny.
"We're painting the future of our lab on wild beasts."
"Uh-huh."said Luz, as reality TV brings out the worst in people.
"They're not beasts. They have feelings, they have families. Males pee standing up, females pee sitting down. These apes are just like you."said Dan, before he realized that he accidentally said something very racist...
"And me - - you and me, blacks and whites. Uh, more like whites, of course. We whites are a lighter shade of ape whereas you are bla...dder infection - - we're all at risk. So, what are we talking about again? Vaginas."said Dan in an attempt to save himself.
"I am not touching that issue with a 100 m stick."said Gus, as there was no way he was touching on that.
"Yeah, me too."said Luz, knowing that commenting on that racist comment would backfire on her.
"Shut up."said Dan's boss
"Yes, of course."said Dan.
"Caesar has got to show some human intelligence at the board meeting, or..."
"Caesar's probably smarter than half of those board members."
"Dan..."
"-I know what you're going to say. If he's so smart, why is he in a cage."said Dan, as Caesar appeared to be in a cage.
"Your in the cage."said Dan's boss, revealing that Dan accidentally put himself in the cage, and that he was soon being taken away somewhere while Caesar watched on with a dumbfounded look.
The screen turned off as the audience was on the floor laughing their butts off.
"How can someone stole stupid be a scientist..."said Luz, finding the whole thing hilarious.
"Yeah..."said Gus, holding King as both of them were laughing.
"Hahahahah."was all Willow could say.
