Requested on tumblr and I just couldn't help myself. Callback to season 2.


He slowly opens his eyes expecting to see her beautiful face but is met with her well toned legs instead. Tilting his head up to get a glimpse of his beautiful ladybird, his brow furrows when he sees the daggers in her eyes. "What?"

"You cheated on me."

Deeks jolts up almost giving himself whiplash at her statement. "WHAT?! Baby, I would never."

"You cheated on me in my dream."

He winces unsure of how to exactly go about this. There's no way in hell that he'd ever cheat on her but he can't really control her subconscious state and the actions he has in her dreams. "Umm, I'm sorry?"

"Not just that but you cheated on me...with my brother."

Okay, now he's really confused. "Your brother? You don't have a bro-" And then it hits him, as realization sets in it takes everything in him not to blow chunks. "Which one was it?" He cringes shaking his head at the unwanted images already playing out in his mind. "You know what, it doesn't even matter, I'm gonna be sick either way."

The brunette agent clamps her lips shut trying not to burst into a complete laughing fit. "I knew you admired Sam's muscles, babe, but I didn't know you admired them that much."

"Please I beg you, stop talking."

"You know, I bet if you asked him he'd be more than happy to work you out." She lets her pearly whites shine as he makes his way from the bed to their ensuite bathroom.

He turns back to her leaning against the door jam and sends a pleading look as she crawls over to his side and off the bed. "Seriously, baby, if you don't stop I'm gonna vomit."

As she reaches him she stops leaving only a sliver of an inch between their bodies and places her hand on his cheek. "Don't worry, nobody comes between me an my man." She smirks, sending him a playfully wink before softly slapping his cheek twice and making her way into the bathroom. "Plus you didn't look like you enjoyed going down on him as much as you do me."

"God dammit! Why did you say that?!" He can't help but dry heave. Hearing her laughter as she steps into the shower he knows he's definitely going to stay as far away from Sam for the next few days as much as possible. Maybe he can go to LAPD and help train some dogs in the K-9 unit.