Lackeyshipping (Isono x Croquet)
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Working for the CEOs of the world's two largest companies didn't allow one much time for relaxation. The time that was reserved for oneself was precious, and had to be spent carefully, preferably in a state of total relaxation.
Either that, or it should be spent trading ridiculous stories about their ridiculous employers.
"I'm not exaggerating, he has an entire closet full of the same two jackets," Isono said, shaking his head. He gestured with his wine glass vaguely; he had already had about four half glasses
"At least he has two different ones," Croquet grumbled. "Mr. Pegasus only wears that same red suit – that's if he wears anything at all. I don't get paid enough to witness that..."
He shook his head with a soft groan.
"And you should see all of the Blue Eyes merchandise he has thrown all over the place; it's ridiculous!" Isono said, gesturing a bit more wildly. "Blue Eyes coffee mugs, Blue Eyes stationary, he's obsessed, I tell you; Kaiba Corporation doesn't even sell the card game, they just sell the tech!"
"You should visit the Industrial Illusions building; at least Kaiba Corporation looks professional," Croquet snorted. "I2 looks like Disney Land blew up inside. And Mr. Pegasus has taken to painting the walls when he gets frustrated with something...I swear, he's like a child sometimes."
"I can't count how many Duel Disk prototypes he's fried because he tests them to the limits and continues to tinker around with them for hours."
"Once he played the Funny Bunny theme song on all the work intercoms for three hours straight."
"...fired someone when they swore at their computer crashing..."
"...dressed up as his Copy Cat card and spent the entire meeting parroting what everyone says..."
"...nearly blew up the laboratory when he brought Yugi over to test the God Cards..."
"...nearly blew up the laboratory when he thought it would be funny to put whoopee cushions under the seats of the scientists..."
Both men sighed and stared into their glasses.
Well, at least there was someone in the world that understood what they went through.
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A/N: This was way too much fun to write. Pegasus is a dork and it's lovely. Next is Labyrinthshipping (Mei x Kyuu). Joy.
