Author's note: This was supposed to come out around Christmas, but life's keeps getting in the way. So, that's why it's a little late.


"Alright, can we quite it down?" Said the blond Spartan in black amor.

However, as he looked every Santa's Spartans talking, he could tell that he's going to need something louder to get their attention.

Over in the crowd of Spartans, two of them, a yellow colored one spoke to one in maroon.

"Aw man, you ever wondered what we're doing here for?"

"No. I was calculating all the ways I was going to use my wish on."

"Huh? Any of those involving snack."

"No. I was mainly figuring out how to **** kiss more then I was."

"Figures."

"Also, to humiliate you."

"Aw man."

Over two another group, a Colbalt blue colored one asked a teal colored one. "Hey Tucker, what are you going wish for?"

"Aw man, I 'm going to wish for every chick to make love to me."

"You know with that wish you can't force girl to fall for you?"

"What? Aw man you mean to tell me that I can't for anything to park my air plan in? This blows."

"Yeah. Did you read the rules when sing in to be a part of Santa's Spartan?"

"No. I thought I was going to there was going to be a lot of parties and hookers."

"Well, we don't always get what we want."

"So, you're going to asked for a new body after Caboose blown up, you're old one?"

"**** yeah. Living with this robot body is hell."

"It can't be that bad."

"No? I can't eat, I can't drink, I can't even make out with a girl."

"That sucks."

"Yeah well, at least I could still shoot stuff."

"But You have bad aim?"

"What-no I don't."

"You so do. Rember yesterday when we had to-?"

" That because I couldn't see through the smoke."

"Right."

"Anyways when do you think you thinks this competition going to start?"

"No clue."

"EVERYONE SHUT UP?!" Yelled a familiar Spartan in black."