Impresshipping (Jonouchi Katsuya/Kujaku Mai/Valon)
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"I literally cannot believe," she said, "that you are actually fighting about this."
Both of them just sent her half-hearted glares out of the sides of their eyes and then turned back to their duel disks.
"I'm gonna kick your ass, Jonouchi," Valon snapped, looking over his field.
"Well I'm gonna pound you into next week," Jonouchi said back, his face flushed with irritation.
"That could be interpreted more than one way," Mai muttered to herself.
They ignored her, or didn't hear her, one of the two—probably for the best because most likely, reminding them that they were all sleeping together was not going to ease the situation any. They were just as apt to argue then as they were now—sometimes she wondered how she had gotten stuck with these two.
"Team Valor is the superior team and I'm going to show you!" Valon said.
"Mystic's fucking better and you know it!"
"Articuno is competitively useless!"
"Moltres is just a stupid fire chicken!"
"Blue nerd!"
"Red jock!"
Mai almost wanted to laugh—this was perhaps one of the most surreal things she had ever witnessed, and she had seen some shit. She couldn't believe how obsessed with this game the two nerds had gotten. They hadn't stopped bickering about it since they had picked teams, and here they were having a duel about it. She failed to see how out-doing each other in one game proved their superiority in another…but then again…
She grinned down at her own phone, the sounds of her boyfriends bickering fading like a pleasant hum in the background. Well, if they were going to be distracted by Duel Monsters, nothing was stopping her from snagging this rare Charizard between them—and the gym for Team Instinct besides.
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A/N: I don't have any good explanation for this. Pokemon Go is a virus and I am happily infected. This is one that got the name changed recently (originally Conflictshipping) so I had to come back and add it in). Next is Imoutoshipping (Shizuka x Amane) as previously intended.
