Sofia2017 planning asked about this classic song from Annie, so enjoy your request! I thought it would be fun if, during The Big Sleepover, or any time Sofia, Amber, and their friends have sleepovers, Cedric vents his frustration. Wormwood could also join him, not just out of sympathy, but also because he's not crazy about all the giggling going on either. Annie is not mine.
Cedric: Little girls, little girls
Everywhere I turn I can see them
Wormwood: Little girls, little girls
Night and day
I eat, sleep and breathe them
Cedric: I'm an ordinary sorcerer
With feelings
I'd like Sasha to nibble on my ear
Wormwood (spoken): I don't see that happening anytime soon!
(sung) But I'll admit
No human has bit
So how come I'm one of two fathers of the year?
Cedric: Little cheeks
Little teeth
Everything around me is little
Wormwood: If I peck
Little eyes
Surely I will get an acquittal
Cedric: Some people are dripping with diamonds
Some people are dripping with pearls
Lucky me! Lucky me!
Look at what I'm dripping with
Wormwood: How I hate
Little shoes
Little socks
And each little bloomer
Cedric: I'd have cracked
Years ago
If it weren't for my
Sense of humor...and desire to take over the kingdom!
Wormwood (spoken): Mm-hmm...lots of luck with that one!
(sung) Someday
I'll claw out their freckles
Some night
I'll straighten their curls
Cedric: Send a flood
Send the flu
Anything that
You can do
To little girls
Cedric and Wormwood: Someday I'll land in the nut house
With all the nuts and the squirrels
There I'll stay
Tucked away
Until the prohibition of
Little girls
