You know what fuck this! I will write what I like, and if you don't like it y'all can go fuck yourselves, if you do then glad you do, lets get it on...

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(Scene opens up showing mountains followed by showing many wildlife until a Saiyan Space Pod comes crashing down at a distance, startling many ostriches and a farmer.)

FARMER:Oh God, no! My marijuana patch! I mean, er... mycarrotpatch... yeah!(thinking while driving towards the explosion)I better do what any sensible Middle American would do in this situation:(pulls out a rifle)Get mah gun!

(Space Pod opens up in a shiny light and Raditz emerges)

"Who is that?" Ruby asked.

"That is my big bad uncle." I replied amused. I was angry at him at one point for what he did to me and my brother but that faded away over time as I got stronger.

"But Jaune never mentioned he had a brother..." phryha frowned.

"Different universes." I replied simply.

SPACE POD:Hello, and welcome to Earth... With open bar.

FARMER:Holy crap, it's Sonic the Hedgeho-- Eh, no, it's an alien! Holy sh, it's an alien!

"Sonic? is that a game character reference?" Yang asked

I nodded.

Raditz :Finally on this dead plan--(notices teeming wildlife)Wait... What the crap? Did Kakarrot screw this up? Oh god dammit, I knew we should've sent Turles.

"What's a Kakorot?" Ruby asked confused.

"That is his alien name." I told her

FARMER:Better think of something cool to say to make him stop!(cocks shotgun while Raditz scans him with his scouter)Hey, you!(thinking to himself)Heh, genius farmer, genius!

That for a few laughs from the cast, some either rolled their eyes, or remained impassive.

RADITZ:Aw, look at him. He thinks he's people. What's your power level, little human? (checks his power level with scouter) Five, huh?

FARMER:Protect me, gun!(fires a shot at Raditz, who catches the bullet with his hand)

A couple snorts from the crowd.

RADITZ:Hey! No! Bad human!(flings the bullet back at the farmer, sending him flying at towards his truck and killing him)

FARMER:(extreme quickly while flying towards his truck)Gah, I voted for Bush!

RADITZ:Bad! Now get back up and tell me you're sorry! Human? Huuuman?(sighs)So this is why Dad said I couldn't keep Appule...

"How evil! Ruby yelled horrified, "he's not allowed to have pets!"

"Thank Oum Zewi isn't hear or he would have ran off crying." Yang stated as Blake's cat ears twitched behind her bow at the mentioning of 'Zewi'.

I chuckled at their interactions.

(opening sequence; scene shifts to a wasteland, where Qrow is standing on top of a pleateau)

"Hey he looks like uncle Qrow!" Ruby smiled.

"Huh, well I'll be damned." Qrow took a swig from his flask. "Why am I green."

"That is because you are an alien," I said to him with a smile

"...Huh." Qrow took another swig.

Qrow:Good ol' wasteland! Yep! Sure is some kickass training!... Dammit, I'm lonely. Might as well check MySpace.(opens up his MySpace page)No new comments... No friend requests... Dammit. Well at least I have you, Tom. You're always there for me.

"That could of been you in the Ruby." Yang laughed because of her little sister's anti-social behaviour.

"Yang! I get it you can stop now!" the scythe-wielder shouted out of annoyance. Causing the rest to laugh.

RADITZ:Hey! You!

Qrow:What the hell?

RADITZ:Are you Kakarrot? Seriously if you are, stay still! I need to talk to you about killing and selling this planet! It's really important! Oh, wait a second; you're not Kakarrot. My bad!

"This guy must have really terrible at seduction." Blake chuckled.

Qrow :I've got green skin, pointy ears and a turban. Oh yeah, I must look likeso manyother people!

"Right?" Qrow said in agreement as the rest laugh,

Glyndia only scoffed in response..

.

RADITZ:Oh, a smartass, huh? I don't appreciate smartasses. Prepare yourself for my signature attack: Double Sun--

(Screen suddenly turns monochrome and the scene pauses)

VEGETA3986:No!

LANIPATOR:Huh?

VEGETA 3986:Give me the mic!

LANIPATOR:What--? No--come on, man!

VEGETA3986:Dude-- Give me the mic!

(A picture of the original DragonBall appears on screen with the words 'We are experiencing technical difficulties' superimposed over the top and bottom.)

LANIPATOR:It's a real attack na--

VEGETA3986:NO IT ISN'T!

LANIPATOR:Fine! Here, take it. I'll just go practice my Vegeta. Ass!

(Scene rewinds and starts over)

"What is this some type of show?". Cinder asked bemused.

"Haha in a way, I guess You can say that, hotstuff" I grinned. as I winked at her, causing her to scowl, "Some of the universes have gardians in time in which some have vactioned to a planet to write it down. this I am showing you An alternate version of my universe, have scene this in legends and have inact this in plays, Ozpin and Salem can vouch for that having seeing them self in plays,"

"Like the wizard of oz."

They both nodded

"Interesting." Ozpin said while Salem frowned.

RADITZ:(in a different voice)Now prepare yourself for my signature attack: Keep Your Eye on the Bir--(scouter beeps)Oooh! A higher power level!

(Raditz flies higher in the air and looks around)

Qrow:(off-screen)Hey! What the hell! Weren't you going to kill me?

"Yeah what the hell?" Qrow complained.

RADITZ:Ah, there we go. Considering the average set by this one green guy and that farmer, the chances of this being Kakarrot are-- Dah, screw it, I'll just go and check!

(Raditz flies off)

Qrow :Fine! Go ahead! I didn't want your company anyway! Right Tom?

The screen flickered off and I turned to the cast who sported various of different reactions.

I smiled as I put my hands together."So... How was it?"

AN How was it, if you I need to add stuff let me know this is still my first time.