"It was awesome!" Nora cheered Ren smiled

"It was quite interesting, I am quite curious to see everyone's roles in this world." Said Ozpin.

I smiled.

(scene changes to Ozpin House with Blake's ship arriving, before walking towards the front door)

"So that's me?' Blake asked herself as she stared at her otherself with curiouusity,

"Wow." Yang said, "I have to say Blake, you look good."

Blake:Hey, I'm here!

Neptune :BOOBS! I mean, Blake!... Hi!

Everyone turned to Neptune who had shrunk down in his seat, most of the female's had disgusted looks as most of the guys had amused expressions on their face while the rest either has an impassive look as well as mixed.

Weiss showed disapointment

"Really dude?" Sun asked deadpanned.

" Oher me!" Neptune cried out

"Is anyone else creeped out by that old mans facials expression?" Ruby asked as she slowly cowarded behind here red cape, and everyone agreed to her question in the process.

Blake didn't really know what to feel about this.

Blake:Oooooooookaaaaaaaay, how's it going?

MASTER ROSHI:I'm drinking OJ!(cup changes to brown)Now it's apple juice!(cup changes to orange)Now it's beer! Yay beer!(chugs down beer)

"Wait, how can that happen?" Weiss asked with confusion to which everyone ignored. Everyone figured it was a type of semblance or something.

I didn't bother to tell her because I didn't like how she treated my father in this world, she didn't have a reason to treat him like that, and it was very hypocritical of her.

Neptune:So where's Sun?

Blake :I think the bastard's cheating on me!

Neptune:Why do you say that?

(flashback of Blake walking in on Sun)

Sun:(appears as a silhouette)Bu! It's not what it looks li-- oh okay, it's totally what it looks like. Can I still live here? Please? Before this I was living in the desert. Oh, and did you change Puar's litterbox yet?

Blake looked at sun with a heated glare.

OTHER ME!" Sun defended causing Neptune to smirk a little.

PUAR:(appears as a silhouette)I made boom-boom!

(back to present)

Neptune:Oh, are you serious? Sun? Oh, that is so out of char-- so you're single then?

"Really subtle way to change a subject." Blake said sarcastically.

"Dude, I thought we were friends." said Sun hurtful.

Neptune groaned.

(Jaune jumps off Nimbus walks towards the front door)

"JAUNE!" all his friends shouted

"So this is Jaune?" Mercury looked at the screen for a minute fealing kind of small as he gazed on all of the muscles he had, He scoffed,

"Ha doesn't look like much."

"Ah my father could definitely kick your ass with ease, actually if you think of it, all of them can, it's a sad domination." I smirked.

Mercury glared at me as Emerald tried to hide her giggles, she was starting to like this guy.

Jaune:Hey guys!

(Bulma opens the door with Krillin running up after her)

Blake: Jaune!

Neptune:TAIL-- eh, wait, what?

(Jaune laughs and holds up his arm)

"Ms belladonna and. Mr. Arc seem rather close." Ozpin notes causing me to smile

"Yes in this universe and Mine, they are best friends." Ms Blake is sort of a aunt figure to me.

Blake looked at me on curiousity, while Rose was saddened that she was not best friends with jaune.

Blake:Uh Jaune, I can't help but notice that five-year-old you're carrying.

Neptune: Jaune, just because we pickedyouup in the middle of the woods when you were a kid doesn't mean you can go around stealing children.

"So he was raised in some woods throw out his childhood." Ren inquistened.

"That's upsetting." Pyrrha said

Jaune:Erm, okay.(places Gohan on the ground)This is actually my son.

(Neptune, Blake and Master Roshi are shocked along with the head ofM. Night Shyamalanpopping up)

M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN:What a twist!

I groaned as. everyone was startled by the sudden appearance.

"Okay, what the hell was that?"

"Language, Mr. wukung." Glynda scolded

"Some gods making a fool of themselves." I said rubbing my forehead. Salem scoffed.

"There are no such thing as Gods ." Weiss stated.

"Weiss you literally live in a world Where the moon is not only broken, but monsters such as grim roam the earth, Humans with superpowers, fauness and people who can manipulate the elements by using superpowered dust, it is not farfetched to say that Gods exist as well?"

Weiss gained a faint red tint on her face as Yang snickered.

"He got you there weiss cream."

"Shut up Yang!"

Blake: Oh wow! I guess this means you finally, you know.

Jaune:Know what?

"Is it me or does this Jaune seem off to you?" Phrrha asked

"He does seem a little strange." Ren agreed.

MASTER ROSHI:(appearing right next to Goku)You know, "Bow chicka wow wow."

Jaune:(completely oblivious)What are those noises you're making?

"Wait, so he doesn't know what sex is?" a very shocked Yang said with wide eyes.

Yaaang~ That's gross!" Ruby gagged.

Blake, MASTER ROSHI:(thinking simultaneously)Oh my God, he's a parent!

"I agree." Weiss stated crossing her arms.

Neptune:So when's the little guy gonna start training?

(Gohan is seen playing with Turtle)

Ren started making comparisons with me and the boy as he sees the resemblance.

Apparently it wasn t just him.

"Is that your brother?" I nodded.

Jaune:Actually, Ruby is making him study. She wants him to grow up and be... what's it called?

Neptune:A productive and responsible member of society?

Jaune:Yeah-- lame, that's it!(to Gohan)Hey son, come here!(Gohan runs towards Goku)Stop playing with the turtle! We don't need people saying things...

Ruby perked up at the mention of her name as everyone else was curious

Wait does that mean?" Weiss connected the dots, as was everyone else.

"Yes, Ruby Rose is my mother." I smiled.

Thump!

Everyone turned to see an uunconcious corpse in the form of Ruby Rose.

A/N: How did you like it?