Memories of Other Things - 6 - Munchies

by Polydicta

A little Buffy fun. Rated M for a reason.

Disclaimer:

All fiction is derivative and fan fiction doubly so. I make no claim to own any part of any of the following, all I have done is an attempt to put together the elements in a novel fashion, using words and ideas like Lego ™ bricks.

There is no money involved – all I do is to share what I do for my own amusement.

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Memories of Other Things - 6 - Munchies

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No particular episode here ...

Munchies.

It was three weeks later and the gang were in the library with Giles. The day outside was hot and the sun was particularly bright, driving even the most dedicated sunbakers inside. The library door was slammed open and three figures fell in, landing on the carpet in a giggling tangle of arms, legs and ...

was that really boxes of take-away tacos?

It took a while for the three to sort themseles out and, to the scoobies' mutual horror they resolved themselves into Drusilla The Mad, William The Bloody and Angelus The Unhinged Stud-Muffin.

All three were sporting deep tans and seemed to be having trouble maintaining an upright posture, any focus on anything at all and were trying to get each other to act as spokes-vampire.

Eventually, Drusilla addressed the assembled group.

"Hi, we found a cure."

Buffy looked at them. "... annnd?"

Angelus tossed a baggie of a pinkish-white powder to The Slayer. "Yeahhhh ..." He giggled a bit, "we decided to snack on some folks who were ... " Another giggle. "Doing this stuff and each other." He then got a bit breathless giggling and blushing.

Blushing?

Spike picked up the tale. "... yeah, and when we drank, it affected us."

He blushed cherry red.

"Who knew that the way to cure a vampire is a bit of good ol' fashioned, home-grown lovin' ... ?" He trailed off, deep in thought.

Drusilla giggled "He means that we spent three days doing the horizontal tango, the lateral mambo, bed-time bump and the naked conga... " She started rubbing herself in a most socially unacceptable manner, groaning and giggling by turns.

Angelus then told them, "then we got the munchies, and decided to share with our best friends in all the world."

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Three days later, the vampires were still at it and the pinkish powder was shown to be Sildenafil lysergiamide, a designer drug that had been invented by one of the users that the vamps had snacked on.

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