Happy Valentine 's Day! Or- *checks calender* close enough that it's not a problem. Anyway.
So. It's been a while. I've been working on Five Swords. You should go check that out. And I've got a new poll! Which you should also check out. Funny thing is, I bet I can guess what the results will be.
Another funny thing; apparently, even when I update Five Swords, most of my viewership comes from this story. Why is that?
So, here's a short one. I just squeezed it out in less than half an hour. It'll probably show. If someone says it's bad, I'll agree! So read it up.
Happy St. Valentine's Massacre Day!
"Why do we want to celebrate a day of massacre, again? Seriously, Linda, I thought you wanted to keep everything PG."
Linda crossed her arms. "Valentine's Day has nothing to do with death. It's about sharing love."
"Oh, you must hate it, then."
"Shut up, Sans! And what makes you think it has to do with death, anyway?"
Sans shrugged. "I dunno, I read it somewhere."
"You shouldn't believe everything you read."
"Like you?" Gloria asked.
Linda glared at her. "Keep reading your dance magazine, Gloria."
"With pleasure."
The New Year celebrations were old news now, and everyone was looking forward to the next celebration already. At least, that's what Sans figured.
Bee-dede-DEE-DEE-bee-dede-DEE-DEE! BEE-be-bebebebe-DEE!
"This is NOT what I wanted for Christmas!" Flowey whined.
"Santa must have thought it was funny," Frisk signed.
"Well, it's not! Okay, anyway, listen up people!"
Everyone in the cafeteria turned toward Flowey in his brand new Flowey Pot and wagon horn.
"I've been receiving concerns about rules for Valentine's day. I don't know why you think I care, but here's the basics: keep allergies in mind, and keep it PG! That is all."
"We're in an elementary school," Helen said.
"I know. That's what worries me."
Linda raised her hand. "I don't think those are the rules people were worried about," she said.
"Well, they should be!"
"I think they're talking about if our kids will have to get a Valentine for everyone in their class. I, personally, say no to that."
Sans huffed. "And why is that, Linda?"
"Because Valentines are supposed to be special! Our kids should only make Valentines for the people they like, not everyone else."
"What about the kids without friends?" Sans asked. "Do we just leave them out?"
Frisk raised their hand and signed, "I can vouch for the people who never got Valentines when I was younger."
"Aren't they ten or something?" Helen asked.
"Well, you should have socialized more, Frisk. Then maybe you would have gotten some real friends."
Sans set his hands on the table. "Okay, Linda, before you go and say anything else that you'll regret, let me just say that if Valentine's day is really a day of sharing love like you say it is, then that's exactly why we should have everyone give everyone a valentine. Otherwise, it's just a glorified popularity contest."
Gloria shouted, "GEEEEET DUNKED ON, LIN-!"
"IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THIS NOISE!" Flowey screamed.
Head canon I don't actually think #20: Sans likes white chocolate. Really shiny spheres of white chocolate. Also, I'm hungry.
Did end too quickly? Yeah, it ended to quickly. But class is about to be over, I have things to do today, and I don't want to write for this right now, and—
Whatever.
Please check out my profile for the new poll. I'll see you again eventually.
