Don't expect another update anytime soon. I'm in college now.

It only just occurred to me that I could write about this event that occurred at my college as a way to give you all another chapter. It's a pretty sober story. No one gets dunked on today. I'll tell you more at the bottom of the page.


Blue Ribbons

Lines of children wearing blue shirts walked into the school theater. Linda and Sans stood at the entrance, handing out small blue ribbons with pins.

"Don't say a word, Linda," Sans said quietly.

"What makes you think I'm going to say anything?" Linda snapped back.

"Because you always talk about things like this. You're just going to say something about how she's going to Hell, aren't you?"

"And you always say that I'm the judgmental one…"

"Because you are."

"Well today, I'm not." Linda handed out her last ribbon. "I need more."

Sans handed her a fistful of ribbons from a box at his side. They continued their work in silence for a few moments. Then:

"Did you know her? Audrey, I mean," Linda asked.

Sans shook his head. "She must have liked the color blue. Why else would they have us hand these out?"

"I suppose that's possible." Silence again.

"Does this happen often?" Sans asked suddenly.

"Not at this age, no. It must have been an accident." Linda closed her eyes and shivered a bit. "I can't imagine a child feeling that way."

"Really?" Sans asked. "The way you always talked about this kind of thing, I thought that… well… I don't know."

"That I'd ignore a child in need? My religion doesn't condone this sort of thing, but that doesn't mean that I wouldn't want to help."

"I guess not. I'm not an expert at dealing with this sort of thing."

"None of us are, Sans."

They handed out the last of their ribbons. All of the students were settling into their seats.

"It's time," Linda said, pinning a ribbon to her blue blouse. Sans pinned his ribbon to his blue jacket. They nodded solemnly at each other, then walked into the theater together.


Head canon I don't actually think #21: Audrey liked the color blue. She would have really liked video games like Undertale. At least, I suppose she could have.


Two weeks ago, I started college. After a few days of orientation, a girl named Audrey died in the hospital. All I've been told is that it was in the hospital, but my Mom says that it was an overdose. I don't know for sure. We were all asked to wear blue shirts to honor her, and some of us were given blue ribbons, too. I didn't know her, but I think she would have been nice to meet.

I'm probably not going to update any of my stories again for a long time; not because of Audrey, but because of school: I don't want to get distracted. College is hard, and I'm not having a good time. I'll probably try to update once a long break comes along, or maybe not until summer. Either way, I look forward to the day where I can write again. Until then.