A PTA Undertale fanfic?

Oh my gosh, it iiiiiiis!

Oh my gosh, it's been so looooong!

So yeah I'm back yay. For now.

I'm kind of running low on PTA Undertale ideas, which may mean I might actually have to take suggestions from the audience… wweh.

The last month of school is coming up, but I finished my homework and spent most of the day writing stuff, including this! It's very short, though. I hope you don't mind. See you at the bottom of the page.


Chapter 29: Dinner and Dialogue

"What's that?" Flowey asked.

"A dinner and dialogue meeting," Muffet began again, "is an event where students and staff come together to eat foods from a different culture while discussing different aspects of said culture."

"I remember doing that in college," Gloria said. "We had Indian food and watched a video about female chefs. It was a lot of fun."

The PTA meeting for that day was in the cafeteria, where Muffet was serving spider donuts to the parents and teachers. Linda didn't get one, instead nibbling and trying not to choke on one of Helen's lemon squares. Helen was wondering if she could serve her lemon squares at this din-din and chit-chat thing the monsters were talking about.

"Well, I guess that could be good for the students," Flowey said. "But what culture should we do?"

"The monster culture. Obviously." Muffet blinked slowly and one at a time at the head of the PTA. "It's a monster x human school. It's kind of our shtick."

Flowey blew a raspberry at her, but flipped through his schedule in his PTA folder. "Well, we have a free Friday two weeks from now from five to seven. That should probably be long enough. Now, we'll have to—"

"Just a minute!" Linda called. Everyone looked at her.

"What, Linda. What now?" Flowey growled.

"I don't know if it would be a good idea to serve monster food to the students." Everyone groaned, but Linda continued, "what if some of the students are allergic, or—"

"Linda, dearie, if any of the students at this school were allergic to monster food, we would have heard about it by now. It's been over three years, possibly even longer," Muffet said.

"But still—" Linda protested.

"Oh my gosh, fine!" Flowey yelled. "We can have monster recipes made from human ingredients for the humans and real monster food for the monsters. We can label them and let the kids choose which they want. Is that good for you, Linda?"

Linda hesitated, then nodded. "Fine. So, who's going to bring the food?" Muffet stared at her. "…Right."

"I'll be happy to serve the dinner and give a presentation for the dialogue," Muffet said, "for an eensie, weensie—"

"YOU ARE THE TREASURER!" Flowey shouted.

"Co-treasurer, dearie."

"WHATEVER! JUST TAKE THE MONEY FROM THE TREASURY AND SHUT UP!"

Muffet giggled and bared her fangs, which made Linda squeal and Gloria laugh.


Head Canon I Don't Actually Think #34: Monster food is made of magic, but there can be equivalents to the recipes with human ingredients. Muffet and Grillby are the most well-versed monsters in this process.


That was, like… one page. Do you see what I mean by running low on ideas?

I won't update anything for a while, most likely not until exams are over. I want to finish my Gamer Henry AU story first, then I'll post a new poll on my profile asking what to do next. I have a lot of idea for other things, just not this.

Anyway, did you like this short, bland mess? Leave a review, tell me what you thought, and check out some of my other stories while you're at it. Until then!