Circleshipping (Honda Hiroto/Jonouchi Katsuya/Nosaka Miho)

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"Ahh! Honda-kun, that looks good! Let Miho try a bite!"

"O-Of course, Miho-chan!"

Jonouchi resisted the urge to gag. Across the table from him, Miho was reaching over Honda's chest to reach his curry, scooping up a bit in her own spoon and popping it into her mouth. She sat there with the spoon in her mouth for a moment, considering. Then she swallowed, her face brightening.

"Ah! So good! Miho should have gotten the curry!"

"You can have a little more, i-if you want," Honda said, stumbling over his words.

Uuugh. He was hopeless. Jonouchi scooped up an enormous glob of ketchup onto his fry and popped it into his mouth. It was a quiet day in the cafe today, just after the lunch rush so there weren't too many people in the booths. Honda and Miho both sat across from him, and Jonouchi was surprised his lunkhead of a best friend hadn't imploded from being so close to Miho yet. He looked so dumb, with his red face telegraphing every single feeling he had. He was lucky that Miho didn't notice a damn thing. If Jonouchi hadn't known better, he would have thought Miho was playing Honda and he would have had to get punchy—but he didknow Miho, and she wasn't the type to actually manipulate people. She was honestly, too air-headed for it.

Plus,Jonouchi thought, swirling his fry in his ketchup. She ain't into guys.

He ate another french fry.

I wonder if I should tell Honda that she's a lesbian before he makes any stupid advances, Jonouchi said. Then again, Miho asked me not to tell anyone...

Ugh. He hated watching it from this end of the table. It was sappy and horrible and he was gonna gag. If only he hadn't had to know that Miho had a crush on Anzu—if only Miho hadn't accidentally let it slip one day when Jonouchi had asked her what was wrong. Now he just had to sit here and pretend not to be horribly conflicted about this entire endeavor.

I hope Yugi and Anzu get here soon, I can't handle this,he thought grumpily.

"Ah, Jou-kun! Can Miho try one of your french fries?"

Uuugh. Well, Miho was a friend, after all...

"Whatever," Jonouchi said, sliding his basket towards her. "Go for it."

Miho squealed out a thank you, stealing a few fries. Jonouchi tried to ignore the death glare that Honda was sending him.

Bro, I don't like her like that, and you know it,Jonouchi thought at him furiously. Ugh...I really should just tell him.

But now was not the time, so he would have to deal with Miho's airheaded giggling and Honda's even more airheaded death glares until Yugi and Anzu got here...dammit...hurry up guys...

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A/N: sorry but you can pry my Miho is a lesbian headcanon out of my cold dead fingers. Next is Chuteshipping (Atem x Kisara).