...I have an unhealthy love of puns.
Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail.
Title: The Bees Knees
Pairing: Jellal x Laxus
Requester: evilkitten3
Prompt: "On your knees"
"On your knees."
Laxus froze, as did the rest of Team B's members. "What was that?" Laxus asked, after a short period of stunned silence.
Jellal - eherm - Mystogan pointed at the dragon slayer's legs. "Bees. On your knees."
Glancing down, Laxus' eyes widened as he took in the large wasps that had descended upon his legs. A slight electrical charge was enough to rid himself of the pests easily enough. Honestly with all the cotton candy and soda going around the stadium, it was little wonder swarms of the insects were going around the audience. Although Laxus couldn't recall having spilled any on himself, some must have transferred to him somehow.
"Thanks," he said.
Shrugging, 'Mystogan' accepted his gratitude.
Hearing a strange sound, Laxus turned to look at the other four members of Team B. All of whom were clutching each other and shaking madly. "The hell's wrong with you guys?" Laxus asked.
"He called you!" Cana burst out into laughter. "He called you the bees knees!"
With that, the others all dissolved into riotous laughter - complete with tears and thigh slapping - while Laxus and 'Mystogan' stared on in utter bafflement at their teammates descent into insanity.
