Managed to complete four drabbles last night. Hopefully this is the beginning of my return.

You know, for it being my OTP, I don't write nearly enough CoLu. Also, contemplating extending this.

Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail.


Title: Three AM

Pairing: Cobra x Lucy

Requester: anonymous

Prompt: "It's 3 in the morning, why is it always 3 in the morning when you call me?!"


"And get this, Lucy! Today Laxus tried to prove he was tough shit and got on a ferris wheel, and…"

"Natsu. I understand you're excited about your all dragon slayers getaway slash training thing, but… it's 3… in the morning," Lucy growled into her lacrima phone, interrupting the stream of chatter from her partner. "Every day this week, you've called me long past normal human hours. And why is it always specifically at 3 in the morning?!"

"Wha..?" Muffled grunts came from the phone, and Lucy peered at the too-bright device suspiciously.

A second later, a new voice resounded from the speaker. "Sorry about that, Heartfilia. We'll make sure he waits until daylight to call you."

Lucy stared blankly at the phone, not sure how she felt about Cobra being the one to provide such reassurances, but also too tired to actually care. "Great, okay, thank you, you're a peach," she mumbled, not actually processing what she was saying anymore. "Love you, bye," she finished, clicking the End Call button and promptly turning over and falling asleep again - blissfully unaware of what she had just said to a man she barely knew.

Meanwhile, Cobra began to sweat profusely, as the rest of the dragon slayers fixed keen stares at the former criminal. Lucy's words may as well have been on speakerphone in the room full of dragon slayers and their all too powerful sense of hearing.

Oh shit. How the hell was he going to explain this without getting maimed…?

Damn that girl!


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