Probably one of my favorite brotp fics.
Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail.
Title: Special Brownies
Pairing: none
Characters: Lucy, Wendy
Requester: anonymous
Prompt: "The brownies are not quite brownies."
"What do you mean, 'the brownies are not quite brownies?'" Wendy asked timidly, as she was gently steered away from the pan by Lucy. She gave an experimental sniff over her shoulder, but couldn't detect anything outside of the normal sweet smelling ingredients.
Lucy simply shook her head, releasing her grip on Wendy's shoulder. "I mean that they're prank brownies. You know how Natsu is always sneaking into my place and eating all my food?"
The young dragon slayer nodded. It was a common complaint from the other girl.
"Well this is a little payback." Lucy's teeth grated together in irritation. "For that time he ate that cake you and I worked so hard on that one time."
Flushing, Wendy looked at her toes. "It's fine. You don't have to go through all this trouble on my behalf…"
The weight of Lucy's hand settled on Wendy's head, and she slowly started to rub her soft blue hair. "It's okay. No need to feel bad. Just think of this as him getting his just desserts."
Wendy giggled at the pun. Relaxed now, she peered across Lucy's kitchen at the innocuous pan. "So what's gonna happen when he eats them?"
"Nothing. At least, not until he gets home." A wicked smile spread across Lucy's face. "I laced them with delayed action chocolate flavored laxatives." Lucy paused, and then added, "And I have it on good authority that he's out of TP."
So that was why there was so much toilet paper in Lucy's bathroom.
Wendy made a mental note to check up on him later. It would be bad if he got dehydrated. Maybe she'd even bring him some toilet paper.
But then again, she was still upset about the cake incident herself, so maybe not. Did this count as standing up for yourself…?
