Alaina-14

Ryan-12

Ava-10

Scarlett-10

Isabella-10

Connor-10

Madeline-5

Dylan-3

Saturday Morning June 10th 2034

It was the following morning. Neither Jamie or Eddie worked today. They got to sleep in! That is…until they heard the kids were up. They weren't very quiet. From slamming the bathroom door shut just down the hall, to clobbering there loud feet down the flight of stairs…it just wasn't helping.

"Huh why do they have to be so loud." Eddie moaned not ready to wake up. Jamie was snuggled up behind her holding her in his arms.

"I know." He grunted.

"What time is it?" She mumbled, too lazy to turn and look herself.

"7:45" Jamie said.

"Ugh"

"At least there self sufficient now." He said rolling over to his back staring at the ceiling.

"Yeahhhh I don't miss those days. We couldn't have much fun."

"Definitely not." He said rubbing his eyes, and then before he knew it Eddie was getting on top of him.

"Woah." He laughed.

"We can have fun now." She flirted, adjusting herself on top of him so they could kiss. Her hair falling in his face as they made out.

"Ew!" Ava opened their door and said giving both parents whip lash, getting off each other.

"Ava!" They both said.

"Hahaha!!" She ran off. Eddie and Jamie got up, no way they could do anything now.

"There having sex!" Ava yelled throughout the house running back down the steps.

"Ugh! AVA!" Eddie appalled, then adding

"We are not!" As she stormed out of the room after her. Jamie was HISTARICAL.

"AVA! That is NOT what was going on! And I do not like that you just ran through the house yelling it!" Eddie said scolding her downstairs. All the other kids were on the couch, not laughing anymore. Jamie came down the steps now that he got it together.

"Sorry." Ava said.

"Do you even know what that word means?" Jamie asked putting his hands on his hips.

"Yeah. Like kissing and stuff."

"What other stuff?" Eddie asked.

"Ummm like hehe.." she covered her mouth giggling like any 10 year old would.

"Naked!" She said and then busted out laughing. Eddie tried not to laugh and looked at Jamie who wasn't helping, he walked away laughing. Eddie tucked her lips in and waited for her giggling to stop.

"Okay. You and I will talk later." She said and shooed her off. Then Eddie saw Jamie laughing around the corner where the kids couldn't see.

"Ryan. After breakfast you and dad have stuff to go do, girls are helping me around the house. And if that all goes well, maybe we can do a fire tonight and roast marshmallows." Eddie said getting into the kitchen to make Breakfast.

"Yeah!!" The twins were excited. Jamie came back, not remembering until Eddie had just said about talking to their son about what she found on his phone.

"Wait what are we doing dad?" Ryan asked.

"Uh, I gotta get some parts for the car, so you can come with me and we'll work on that." He said, helping Eddie in the kitchen.

"Cool." He said and that was the end of that conversation.

"Can I help?" Alaina asked coming and standing at the sink.

"Sure, you wanna make the eggs?" Eddie asked as she had already cracked some in a bowl. Jamie was opening a pack of bacon and putting them on a pan.

"Yeah." Alaina said and took over. This wasn't unlike her. She liked being in the kitchen and helping.

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After breakfast was done and cleaned up it was time to start the day. Everyone had to go get dressed and get their chores done so they could play later.

"So…what are you gonna say, how you going to bring it up?" Eddie asked putting on a little makeup at the bathroom mirror.

"I have no idea babe." Jamie said sighing, pulling a shirt over his head and then slipping behind Eddie to pee.

"Well don't say I went on his phone."

"I'm not planning on it, I'll figure it out." He said dropping his pants to pee. Eddie watched in the mirror.

"Why are you looking at my dick."

"Ha! Jealous I missed out on it earlier." She smirked making Jamie blush, and shake his head. He finished peeing and kissed her cheek before he headed out to leave.

"Good luck." She said.

"Mhm." He responded and left.

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5 minutes into the car ride Jamie finally figured out what to say to his son, how he'd break the ice.

"So what'd you think of Ava this morning?" Jamie said.

"When?" Ryan asked.

"When she was yelling down the steps, do you remember what she was yelling?" He asked.

"Oh that, yeah…" he didn't wanna look at Jamie, this was awkward coming from his dad.

"Do you know what sex is Ryan?" He just blurted out.

"Dad!" He covered his eyes.

"I'm serious. I wanna talk to you about this stuff, it's just you and me, man to man, no mom, no sisters. You can talk to me. Ask me anything." He told him.

"Ugh, dad I know enough." He said,

"Yeah? Like what?" Jamie asked.

"I know how people make babies, I know what you and mom did to have all us." He said looking out the window.

"Yeah? Alright, where'd you learn that?" Jamie asked glancing at his sons face to see if there was a change.

"School and stuff."

"Your friends?" Jamie guessed.

"Yeah."

"Well how do they know?" He pointed out.

"I don't know."

"Have you ever went online and searched for answers to questions you might have or anything?" Jamie finally asked.

"Uhhh…no." Ryan lied, it was easily implied.

"Ryan." Jamie gave him an eye.

"Maybe." He admitted.

"Yeah, I'm not an idiot, remember. I'm gonna tell you right now…that whatever you have seen online, whether it's pictures or videos or forums…it's fake." He said.

"How?" He was dumbfounded, Jamie looked at him confused.

"Sorry, your right. Technically yes their real people and stuff but there acting, it's not really how it is. Trust me."

"Oh."

"You've watched porn. I can tell." Jamie said confidently.

"No."

"Ryan…we're having a good conversation son. Don't start lying now. I'm not an idiot."

"Sorry…I have." He admitted.

"I want you to know right now, some guys on there take drugs, or supplements, god knows what all, to make there…you know there…penis's, bigger. That's not right. No one was born with a penis that big Ryan. That's what porn does, it makes guys and girls standards and ideas of what sex and bodies are supposed to be like. It's wrong." Jamie preached.

"Really?"

"Yes." He shook his head. Ryan didn't say anything else, Jamie asked him if he had any questions now that it was all out there.

"I have some I guess…"

"Good, I wanna hear them. All of them." He said.

"Alright so…you said online stuff is fake…does that mean the noises they make is fake too?"

"Noises?" Jamie was utterly confused.

"Like…the girls are loud sometimes in them…almost screaming. That's fake? That doesn't really happen?" He asked. Jamie swallowed hard, as much as he wanted to answer all his questions this one was awkward.

"Oh that. Well that is most likely over dramatic. Answer me this…me and your moms bedroom is right across from yours…have you ever heard screaming like that?" Jamie asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Ew no."

"There's your answer then." Jamie said laughing.

"Gross."

"Haha, what other questions you got?"

"Does it hurt?" He asked blatantly.

"Not at all." Jamie smiled thinking about it.

"Well I must be watching the wrong thing then."

"That's why you need to stop watching anything at all. See." Jamie pointed his finger.

"I won't."

"Sex is a beautiful thing, a couple does together. I can't explain it much more then that, you're young. But when you grow up and get married you'll know exactly what I mean. It doesn't hurt, it feels…good."

"I know my friend Josh's older brother does it with his girlfriend. There only in high school." Ryan said.

"Yeah, well hopefully there safe about it. Me and your mom encourage you and we'll encourage all your sisters also, to wait until your married to have sex. It'll be one of the best decisions you'll ever make. And it's an important one."

"Did you and mom wait?" He asked, Jamie's heart beat faster, shit, he couldn't lie to him.

"Huh….no." Jamie sighed.

"Then why do I have to?"

"Cause we should've. And we wish we would've." Jamie lied a little, they never had the intention of waiting. He had slept with other girls before her and same for her. Doesn't mean they can't try and encourage their kids to do better.

"Oh. Well I don't plan on having sex at all right now. I'm only 12." He said shrugging.

"That's right. You shouldn't even be thinking about it yet. Just promise me you'll stop with the internet."

"I will."

"If I catch it again…I'm taking your phone and you'll only have it for when your not home and need it. Got it?" Jamie said putting his foot down.

"Yes." Ryan said and they parked at the hardware store. Ryan went to get out of the car but Jamie stopped him.

"Wait. Always remember if you have questions about anything to come and ask me? Or your mom, she would be happy to answer anything. Alright?" He made sure he knew one last time. Ryan shook his head understanding and they got out to head into the store.

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Well that went well! I wasn't sure how Jamie would go about this but I think he did just fine! Do you think Ryan will listen to his dad from here on out? Leave your thoughts and comments! As always thanks for reading!