I can just imagine the responses Carlisle would get from all the nomads if he tried to sign them up for the Cullen Family Plan, just as a precaution after the events of Breaking Dawn.


Garrett: why would I want to carry a cell? The whole point of being a nomad is to be FREE.

Peter: If I tried to go into an internet café to recharge this, I'd eat everyone before the battery thing beeps.

Amun (hyperventilating): Why are you giving me this thing? There's a GPS tracker embedded inside, isn't there?! How much did Aro pay you?!

Benjamin: Yay new toy! *accidentally creates tornado in excitement, phone breaks*

Mary: I never liked you anyway. Why would I want to talk to you again after this?

Liam: Typical English. Always trying to micromanage their friends.

Zafrina: In case you haven't noticed, there's no electricity or cell service in the Amazon.

Alistair: *holds phone up in Carlisle's face and crumbles it before turning and leaving*