This is the first chapter that Haise really kind of gets put into his place, and this will have a lemon at the end that leads into Haise fucking Fiona from Shrek. Why you may ask? Because I said so, and I love smut.
And as a warning, this will have femdom and questionable consent, along with one small act of 'water sports' that's meant to humiliate him. Oh, and lord here that ties in the 'Fate/Grand Order' characters into this multi-cross over fiction.
Next chapter might be that Haise x Fiona lemon I mentioned, or go back to Kaneki and Eto talking, or might even be Yasu x Haru. But anyway, this is a Haise x Tamamo lemon, so please enjoy!
Author's notes are at the bottom.
The bath house was unlike anything Haise had ever seen, and unlike the private ceramic rooms that came with a toilet and shower, all that the shino temple had to offer was a large decorated room with several pools of hot water, several stools to sit down at, and a sink with a drain. Judging from the looks he had received from the various monsters who he had to share the bath house with, Haise wasn't even sure if he was using it properly.
First of all, he was the only one in there who was completely naked, and secondly, he was scrubbing himself in a pool that was meant to be a spa. Once he was wet and lathered with a soap bar he had picked out before entering the outdoor bath house, Haise skipped the wooden stool and decided to just turn on the top faucet to completely dose himself with the mountain's natural purified water— a readily available resource that Haise himself wasn't sure how such a thing could coexist with the fallout below.
Once Haise had attracted the attention of some of the women who had begun spreading word of his endowment and body, the half ghoul swiped a towel from a snake and human hybrid who had her back and tail turned to him. Wrapping the stolen towel around his waist, made a quick detour to the one of many bedrooms that were built in the subterranean floors beneath the shino temple.
Feeling like he was in an old-world hotel, Haise struggled a bit to figure out how the sliding door worked, but once he was back inside his given studio apartment, he collected his cellphone and Pipboy Readius, before heading back out to the hot springs that he had passed by earlier. Figuring that no one really wanted to talk to him, Haise put both his AirPods into his ear as he made the descent down the flight of steps that were built into the slope of the mountain.
Finding an unoccupied pool within the hot springs area, Haise sat his devices on an elevated flat-rock near the rim of the geothermal body of water, before tossing his towel over his possessions. With his favorite 'fuck-boy' playlist on, Haise sat down in the hot water and ontop of an underwater smooth rock that served as a stool for him. Leaning back and resting his arms along the rim of the small body of water, Haise closed his eyelids and leaned his head back against the edge of the natural formation around the hot spring.
'I did the same thing, I told you that I never would. I told you I would change, even when I knew I never could. I know that I can't find anybody else as good as you, I need you to stay, need you to stay, hey,' Haise quietly sang beneath his breath, while doing a surprisingly good job keeping pitch with the song as the music played in his earbuds.
'I get drunk, wake up, I'm wasted, still. I realize the time that I wasted here; I feel like you can't feel the way I feel. I'll be fucked up if you can't be right here— WHO THE FUCK?!' Haise suddenly thought to himself with a sudden shift of mood, after he felt something poking the side of his head. Looking over his shoulder with a pissed off look on his red and grey eyes, Haise was met with a cautious expression on the face of the same nine-tailed fox-girl who had tried fighting him earlier.
Groaning, Haise turned his body over to wipe his hands off with the towel he stole, before taking his AirPods out and putting them back in the case he brought along with his other two devices. "… What do YOU want?" Haise asked with a disgruntled look on face, as he got comfortable in his spot once again before turning his head slightly toward Tamamo's direction.
Frowning with an amused look in her brown eyes, Tamamo's ear twitched as she stared down into the half-ghoul's mismatching eyes. "… How is that you're the one who intruded into our home, and yet you talk to me as though I'm the intrusive one?" Tamamo asked with her own sass, as she couldn't believe that someone who had the makings of a hero could be such an asshole.
"I told you, I'll leave tomorrow morning, alright? I just wanna get away from the 'big city' for a bit, okay? There's nothing wrong with that," Haise argued back while glancing away from Tamamo, to look past her and out toward the starry night sky. "… Look, I'm sorry. I didn't know that this was your 'fursona sanctuary', or whatever the hell you guys wanna call it. In my past experiences, most people who call the wasteland their home tend to be rapists, murderers, cannibals, or apparently worship and offer sacrifices to the Moon— that's been a thing lately, and I have no idea why…"
"… Anyway, usually people out here aren't all that friendly, so I automatically assume that you were all going to attack me the moment you knew that I was here— hence why I came in so aggressively," Haise explained, before casually putting his hands up defensively, "I'm not justifying my bad behavior, I'm just giving you the reason why I barged in and was… Sort of a jerk about it. So yeah… Sorry about that."
Although Haise's apology was far from eloquent, Tamamo could at least tell that it was genuine from the way he spoke, and the way he looked at her, once he had his fill on the beautiful night sky over the forest below. "… I accept your apology," Tamamo replied back with reluctance in her voice, as she knelt down with her blue robe covering her body. "… I came down here to ask if I could join you? I'd like to talk to you; ask questions about you."
Letting out a mildly-stressed out breath through his nostrils, Haise took another breath in to sigh as he raised his head back somewhat dramatically. "Sonofabitch… I came all this way to be alone, not to give my life story out to everyone who comes asking for it… Could you at least respect that?" Haise asked with a slightly pleading voice, as he opened his eyelids while turning his head slightly to stare back into Tamamo's perplexed gaze.
Being in the presence with someone who was as unique looking in appearances and skills as Haise, all Tamamo wanted to do above all else was to know more about him, so it came off as disappointing when the half ghoul made it a hard boundary for her that he didn't want to talk about his life to her. "… I accept those terms. May I come in now?" Tamamo asked again, with slightly pink cheeks as she impatiently waited for a response from the conflicted young man sitting beneath the warmth of the water's surface.
Weighing his options, Haise really wanted to be alone more so than anything else, but he figured that he might as well extend an olive branch out to the fox spirit who he had just humiliated in front of all her followers. "… Yeah, sure— knock yourself out," Haise said with a slightly annoyed tone in his voice, before making gentle rippling-waves in the steamy water, as he made a spot for Tamamo to sit next to him.
"I deeply appreciate you allowing for me to take space beside you, even if it's obvious that you'd rather do without my company," Tamamo said with a playful look on her face, as she softly disrobed herself to expose her slender body and ample breasts out for both Haise and the night sky to behold— something that the half ghoul did his best not to fixate on, more so out of pride rather than moral code.
Dabbing a toe into the surface of the water to test the temperature of the hot spring, Tamamo's breath was visible as she huffed repeatedly while slowly lowering her legs into the pool of hot water, before finally submerging her body from the neck down in the purified mineral water. Clutching her jaw tightly while her body was visibly tensed, Tamamo continued to make loud and obnoxious breathing noises through her mouth, while Haise stared back at her— already beginning to regret having said yes to her joining him in what was supposed to be his alone time.
"… Are ya done yet?" Haise asked sarcastically with a raised brow, after having waited nearly five minutes for the fox-girl to finally stop whining about the temperature. Scowling at the smug smirk on the half-ghoul's face, Tamamo gave into her childish side and stuck her tongue out at him before blowing a raspberry at him— something that Haise had no qualms doing back to the sassy fox girl as well.
From there, the two somewhat childish individuals continued to mock and insult one another, until finally the two of them ran out of borderline-racist things to say to one another. When the two came to their stalemate, both Haise and Tamamo were both crossing their arms over their chests, while slightly turned away from each other— a task that was somewhat annoying for Haise, due to the way that the fox-girl's bushy nine-tails were smothering him.
With only the sound of the nightingales singing out in the forest below to keep their silence company over the bubbling of the geothermal pool that the two were occupying together beneath the beautiful starry skies above, Haise eventually was the one to cave in for the sake of wanting to fill the void that was the awkward silence between them.
For the next hour or so, the two exchanged their stories with one another, with Haise summarizing his life within Sunlight Gardens, before coming to Tokyo to become a peacekeeper and then opening his own detective agency with Juuzou. Updating Tamamo about everything new going on, including the immigrants of Konohagakure, and even hinted at his own troubles with the women in his life as well, Haise felt a bit better afterward— getting all his frustrations out and off of his chest made him almost feel almost as good as earlier, when he went on his rampage.
And in turn, Tamamo explained her own past as well— a fantasia of a tale that Haise had a hard time believing from start to end. According to Tamamo, she had been alive since the Heian period, which was over two thousand years ago. She was a 'kitsune', and considered herself to be one of the strongest yōkai in all of Japan, which she translated to 'spirit', due to Haise's grasp on the Japanese language being lesser than her own vocabulary.
Explaining to Haise that she had been around during the period in which ninsū was far more prevalent and respected, Tamamo recounted her past experiences of trying to marry into the Japanese throne. With a plan to kill and replace the 50th Emperor, everything had gone according to her diabolical plan, that was before two shinobi had been tasked with exposing her and sealing her away into the 'Otherworld', along with the other 'monsters' who they had been tasked to 'return to where they came from'.
Remembering the names of the two powerful ninjas who were able to defeat her in her prime, Tamamo told Haise of the fierce three-day long battle that she, Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju had been engaged into. Still holding a grudge after so long had passed, Tamamo had to be thorough on how she explained to Haise about who she used to be, before she was reborn into the kitsune he knew her as.
Before becoming the humble shadow of her former self, Tamamo was a servant of the Ōtsutsuki clan, who had been sent to 'the realm of the mortals' to see why they hadn't gotten their chakra fruit yet. Going by the name 'Amaterasu', Tamamo had been at her fullest power and was often described as being the deification of the sun itself, yet when she discovered that Kaguya had gone rouge and had become a deity herself, she knew that she wasn't any match for her.
So rather than trying to throw her life away for someone else's family dispute, Amaterasu offered to work alongside Kaguya, and chose the lifestyle she had always been denied. Being worshiped like a goddess, Amaterasu's ego grew, and her lust for power as well. When Kaguya's son began to scheme against their own mother, it was Amaterasu who did everything in her power to ensure that they would need to seal Kaguya away, which included of course teaching them jutsu that their mother would have never allowed for them to learn: the same jutsu that sealed her away.
Before Kaguya's sons could defeat her, she paid a visit to Amaterasu after discovering that her sons had become endowed with forces that they otherwise never would have been able to learn by themselves, and it didn't take the Ōtsutsuki clan member to figure who taught them such jutsu. Being seen as a traitor, Amaterasu was stripped of most of her chakra, and was left for dead in the middle of the Togichi forest. It took her centuries to recover, but when she did, Kaguya had become sealed away into the form of a celestial body orbiting the Earth, and her sons had long since passed on.
Shinto monks were the ones who found her wandering the woods, and took her in and began identifying her as a divine spirit. Castrated of her former power and image, having once been thirty meters tall and now only being able to stand up at a mere meter at best, Tamamo took up the new name and abandoned her old identity. The Shintoism she had been exposed to helped Tamamo develop better social skills, and learned to be less selfish, but it wasn't enough.
Yearning to be worshiped not as a temple of devout followers, but by all of Japan like she once was in her past life, it was then that Tamamo tried scheming her way into the throne, and it was then that the legendary shinobi had defeated her before sealing her away into the 'spirit realm'— a realm meant for 'her kind', that Tamamo half-jokingly mentioned being a whole lot worse than the afterlife she heard humans were given.
When asked how she had returned, even though Haise hardly believed a word she said, Tamamo explained that she herself didn't know. All she knew was that she and the rest of the mythological creatures who had been sealed away by Madara and Hashirama one day appeared around eight years ago, after a black rift opened up in the Otherworld. From what she heard of Haise's own past and what he had heard from Kaneki, Tamamo hypothesized that it had something to do with Masamune Washuu, 'The Underground King', but she couldn't really be sure of anything.
When asked if she knew who Masamune was, Tamamo responded with a head shake, but she did mention to Haise that she had been around when tales of 'Black Zetsu' had reached Japan, and how he had adopted the name 'Washuu', as a way to separate himself from his 'mother'. Tamamo even claimed to have seen him in his dragon form during the Heian period, which she described as being a traditional Japanese lore dragon— elongated and soaring through the sky with its snake-like body.
When asked if there were more like her, not specifically the 'monster girls' who she claimed to have become a matriarchy of, Tamamo told Haise that there more of her, and that most of them were looking for some 'MacGruffin' that each of them thought would give them the power of a God— just like Kaguya. Many called it the 'Holy Grail', but Tamamo knew it as the 'Chakra Fruit', the very thing that the so-called 'Moon Cult' that Haise mentioned earlier was looking to grow, for the sake of breaking the Moon seal that was keeping Kaguya trapped in orbit.
For the sake of delving into the world that Haise saw as total bullshit, and mostly because it was fun to discuss, he asked Tamamo why she wasn't trying to find the 'Holy Grail' herself, to which the kitsune told him that she wasn't interested in throwing her life away for the third time. The way she saw it, seeking such power had only lead her to her doom twice in the past, and after having dying thousands of times in the 'Otherworld', just to be reborn and forced to live in a 'kill-or-be-killed' spirit realm, Tamamo was terrified of the thought of being sent back there again— hence why she had nearly pissed herself when she thought Haise was going to kill her.
The two of them shared a quiet laugh with one another, before Tamamo became silent once more. "… That's why I came off so cold and aggressive toward you. When I looked at you, not only did I see a monster in the form of a man covered in blood, a single eye glowing red, and with large terrifying tendrils growing out of his body… But I also saw the same darkness— the joy one gets out if violence— the same thing I once saw in Kaguya all those years ago, I saw in you… And that terrified me."
Letting out a breath like one would do after taking a shot of hard liquor, the words that Tamamo spoke to him felt like knives cutting into his heart for Haise. Thinking back to how Roma told him that he reminded her of 'Satan', and how Rize looked him dead in the eye and spoke to him how ugly he was on the inside, Haise felt a clarity in his head that reminded him of the headaches he used to get, back when he tried a lot harder to be someone who he wasn't— someone who was perceived as 'good'.
"Wow… That's some heavy shit, doc… Guess I'm going to carry that weight for as long as I live, aren't I?" Haise chuckled humorlessly, as he closed his eyelids before resting the back of his head against the smooth-rocky edge of the hot springs pool once again. "… Whatever. It's better to be hated for what you are, than be loved for what you're not. Isn't that right?"
Nodding her head softly, Tamamo scooted closer to Haise before subtly resting her head against his nicely. "… That is true, and even if the world might not like what they see in us, all that matters at the end of the day is that we stay true to what we know is right— no matter how ugly the truth is," the kitsune purred out with her cheeks becoming red-hot, as the romantic atmosphere paired with being beside someone who was as attractive as Haise made her heart beat faster in her chest.
Scooting even closer until their hips were pressing up against each other, Tamamo's fox ears were pressing up against the side of Haise's face as she moved her head down so that the side of her face was resting on his chest. Opening his eyelids with a slightly annoyed look on his face, Haise was about to say something when all of a sudden he felt Tamamo's nine very bushy tails move past his back to pull him closer to the kitsune in heat. "Uh… Can I help you?" Haise asked with a low and bothered voice, which was lost on the horny kitsune, who was beginning to make those whiny whimpers and chattering noises that the half-ghoul found to be annoying.
Reaching down with one hand underneath the surface of the steamy water, Tamamo rubbed her palm up-and-down Haise's thigh before slowly reaching down to wrap her fingers around his manhood, and when Haise tried to politely push her hand away, she immediately shove it away before reaching back beneath the water to grab his cock once again. Huffing her red cheeks at him before growling at him, exposing her sharp canine-like teeth at him, Tamamo locked eyes with his confused gaze while stroking him aggressively in the water.
"I… I never told anyone about my life before— never found anyone who I could feel comfortable exposing my 'dirty laundry' to before," Tamamo growled out in a very animalistic tone, as she used four of her dexterous and strong tails to wrap them around Haise's wrists, before pinning them against the edge of the hot springs pool. "I've been cooped up with women for eight years… I haven't had a man around for so long… Someone who's pretty… Interesting… And young as you, nyah~!"
Gritting his teeth with a surprised look in his eyes, Haise felt the kitsune pressure her freehand against his abdomen for a split second, before beginning to spread his thighs open while moving herself on top of his lap. Trying to move her off of him did nothing, as all of sudden he felt himself unable to move a single muscle in his body— a realization that was visible for Tamamo to see in his confused eyes.
"Mmmm, nyahhh…~! Don't bother trying to resist me, Sasaki… I've placed a paralyzing spell on you… Does my story about me being a powerful goddess seem more believable now, hmmm~?" Tamamo asked with a mocking tone in her voice, before leaning down to begin biting and suck on Haise's chest— making whiny moaning sounds as she nibbled her way up his neck and jaw, before forcing her lips against his.
Sliding her tongue into his mouth, Tamamo licked along the side of his inner cheek and roof of his mouth, before beginning to suck on his tongue while reaching up with both of her small hands to begin groping his chest. Covering his mouth with her saliva, Tamamo broke the kiss while scratching his chest with her sharp claws, and stared at him with a malicious look in her glowing eyes while submerging one hand down to grab a hold of his fully erected cock.
"Nyahhh…~! You're going to be a good boy for me, and sit there and take it…! Once I have my fun with you, you're going to go back inside, spend the night with us, and in the morning, you may come and go as you see you fit," Tamamo growled with a domineering tone in her perverted voice, as she once again wrapped her fingers around Haise's erected cock. "That spell I've put on you doubles as a curse… Meaning that if you try to cross me, if you try to hurt me or any of the women here… Then I'll eat you alive, and tear into your innards like a feast…"
"… Mmmm, nyaaahh~…! I believe I've made our 'contract' clear… Consider this justice for humiliating me in front of my devout flock…!" Tamamo said with anger and lust in her feral voice, as she lifted Haise out of the water before slamming his back down against the smooth rocky ground beside the edge of the hot springs. "You think I'd forgive you for making a fool out of me?! For making a goddess look like a BITCH?!" Tamamo shouted spitefully, as she stood up while her legs were still in the water.
Using her nine tails like a kagune, Tamamo pinned Haise's wrists over his head, and wrapped her tails around his ankles before pulling them up to give her complete access to his genitals. With one the dim light of the torch fires around the hot springs and the glimmer of the Moon which she hated with a passion, Tamamo bit down on her lower lip as she used one hand to grab a hold of Haise's waist, before using the other to guide the tip of his eleven inches into the furry bush she had between her legs.
Whining and purring the way that got on Haise's nerves, Tamamo begun making high-pitch feral clicks and barks as she grabbed one Haise's waist with her other hand, before pulling him closer to the edge of the water so she could swallow up his cock into her drenched pussy. With the angle she was standing up and where her hips were pressing up against the bottom of his thighs, Tamamo felt like she was the one on top as she began thrusting herself against Haise— fucking him while forcing his cock in-and-out of her aching womanhood.
"Nnnyaaahhh~~! G-Good boy, very good boy! B-Be a good little servant for your 'Goddess', nnyyaahhhh~~!" Tamamo moaned aggressively with her long tongue flopping out past her pink tongue— her messy pink hair becoming even more frayed the more she pumped herself on Haise's cock in the 'Amazonian' position. Digging her sharp nails into Haise's hips while she was thrusting herself onto him, Tamamo used her one free tail to lift Haise's head up, so that he had no other choice but watch as she forcibly took him.
Despite not having wanted the sex in the first place, and even though he wasn't into being humiliated and put into submission, especially if it was someone who was smaller than him, Haise had to admit that Tamamo's pussy was warm and tight, and that her large DD-sized breast bouncing while her skin glistened from the hot-springs water was quite an enjoyable sight for him to watch, as she slammed her hips against the back of his thighs each time she forced his twitching cock back into her hairy slit.
Seeing how he really didn't have a choice in the matter, Haise figured that all he could do was try to block out her annoying fox-like screams and feral whines that got on his nerves, and just enjoy watching her breasts bounce while getting his cock serviced by her tight snatch. Ignoring the insults and demeaning way she was talking to him during the fifteen minutes she was fucking him, Haise was able to cum twice inside of her, while Tamamo ended up coating his manhood and inner thighs with her own orgasm about five times.
Just when Haise thought it was over as he watched Tamamo pulling his cock out of her cum-filled pussy, the half ghoul was in for another world of humiliation as he watched her climb out of the hot springs. Walking with her feet planted on both sides of his face, Tamamo squared down and raised her tails up in the sky to expose her cum-dripping slit that was nearly hidden beneath her large amount of pubic hair. Disgusted and outraged, Haise was unable to move as he was suddenly greeted by a stream of her piss that hit his face dead center, while feeling both their combined bodily fluids drip down on his chin.
Having relieved herself as well as marking her musk on his face, Tamamo stood up and used Haise's stolen towel to clean herself off first, before tossing it near the dominated half-ghoul. "… Consider yourself forgiven for your transgressions… Oh, and here, the spell should be inactive now," Tamamo said with a calm and satisfied look on her face. "Your muscles are going to be stiff still, so I suggest that you wash yourself up and go back inside to ask about getting a massage from our ogress masseuse…"
"… Oh, and I forgot to mention. While you're in this temple and on my mountain, you won't be able to access your chakra, nor will you be able to activate your kagune unless I allow you to," Tamamo explained, before taking a moment to admire her handiwork of the young man who she had made a mess of. "And remember Sasaki, any violence committed or other transgressions done to my followers or I will result in you becoming paralyzed once again… And I'll slowly eat you piece-by-piece, starting with that impressive phallus of yours…"
"… Now that we have that out of the way, I'd like for you to go clean yourself up; you look like a used prostitute right now— it's disgusting," Tamamo said with a playfully mocking voice, and blew one last raspberry at Haise before putting her robe back on and making the short journey back up toward the temple on top of the mountain. "Have a good rest of your night, Sasaki! Dinner will be served in an hour!" Tamamo's voice echoed back in the cold night sky, as she continued to climb up the steps built into the slope of the mountain— steps that would be hell for Haise to climb up.
Like how Tamamo had told him, his muscles were fatigued and felt rigid as Haise spent about a minute or so just getting back up on his feet. "Welp… I've had worse, I think," Haise muttered aloud to himself, as he grimaced while leaning over to take a look at where Tamamo had placed the curse onto his body. Where her hand had been earlier, was a barely noticeable kanji writing on his abdomen muscles— something that Haise himself was unable to read, due to his limited knowledge of kanji.
"… Maybe if I ask nicely, she'll make it go away… Maybe," Haise mused aloud to himself, before suddenly and accidentally getting a taste of the kitsune's fluids into his mouth. Gagging, Haise immediately collapsed onto the ground and began washing his mouth out with the warm water of the hot springs, before moving on to washing his face and the rest of his body too— a task that took a lot out of him, due to how weak his muscles felt after having been paralyzed for the past fifteen minutes.
Feeling as though his muscles were made out of heavy diamonds, Haise began an exhausting journey back up the slopes and turns of the mountain— a process that would have taken him only a few minutes at most to do, but ended up taking him almost thirty minutes. Sore and tense all over, Haise limped into the Shinto temple with just his towel on, and couldn't help but to notice that most of the monster girls within the warmth of the ancient church were gossiping and eyeing him like meat— as if though they knew that he no longer was a threat to them, and that he was at their mercy now.
And there we have it, Haise got dominated by a kitsune furry girl, and was tricked into being placed underneath Tamamo's thumb. Canonically, Tamamo is conniving and considered neutral evil, so despite the way I've depicted her looking, she isn't a good person, rather she's petty, schemes a lot, and has a big ego that's been fragile since getting her ass kicked in the past.
Okay, time for the reviews.
Will there be a Naruto x Hinata x Sakura lemon? In the future, yes, but not sure when. It's one of the many ideas we have that I plan on implementing sometime.
And you're welcome, and as far as the Etoken footjob scene went, it wasn't a full-on lemon, more so we just saw the beginning and end of it. It was just Eto experimenting and allowing herself to engage in her own sexual curiosity, so of course she wouldn't dirty talk or be too versed in foreplay or roleplay yet. And Eto isn't really looking to raise a family just yet, she was more so worried that one day Kaneki won't come back if she ends up getting really attached to him, not so much about children.
But yeah, she was quiet during the footjob because she was too nervous and excited to think about talking during it— she was mostly watching from the corner of her book, and listening to Kaneki moan and the wet sounds of her socks rubbing against his large cock. She'll begin exploring more into her own fetishes and ask more and more of Kaneki, while thinking about him in her nightly masturbation sessions.
Shirazu definitely respects Yasu, and thinks he's a good match for his sister, just because he reminds him so much of Haise and Arima— two men who he really looks up to. Little does he know, Yasu is going to smash his little sister, and not think twice about keeping his options available after that.
Might keep Kaneki's focus on Eto for now, and his twin brides. It would be cool to have Hikari be a dom mommy for him, might do that again, since Hinami could be the little sister of their family-taboo harem. Might not have the Carrow sisters be a big thing for Kaneki, because there's not too much about them to go off of. They're more like girls who Yasu would get with. Also, that six-way orgy with Kaneki, Eto, Kurona, Nashiro, Hinami, and Hikari sounds epic, ngl. Definitely gonna have to do that later.
Also the reasons behind why you don't care for some of the Weasley family makes sense to me, and just reminded me of how much I didn't like Dumbledore. Not only does he and Ronald Billius Weasley have terrible names, they kinda used Harry in their own ways. Yeah fuck them lol.
Anyways, lots of girls to pick from, which is always a good thing. And having Princess Bubblegum and Marceline would be pretty good too, they're both hot and pretty much lovers, so I agree that they would be a packaged deal. But who should bang? Kaneki, Yasu, or Haise? That's the question.
But yeah, expanding GOAT's roster is fun AF, and I love wacky ideas of all shapes and colors, so keep them coming.
Anyways, that's about it for now. My next story I write will definitely be a Kaneki x Rize one, for that one reader who ships them hard. For now, peace and chicken grease, have a damn good day!
Oh, and can Haise get monster girl's pregnant? Probably, he still does have that genetic modification within his DNA for his sperm to be 'universal'.
