One more chapter, and another lemon, before I call it a night. I'm on a roll with this one, and the next chapter will be Kaneki and Yusa for at least two or more. Haise's done for now after this lol.

This is another milestone in just how wacky this fanfiction can be. I present to you, Haise x Fiona, yes the one from Shrek.

Author's notes at the bottom, please enjoy!


Even though Haise had tried his best to wash Tamamo's scent off of his face, he still smelt like her just faintly enough to be noticed by everyone, including himself. Dreading the thought of having to go the rest of his life smelling slightly like the kitsune's honey-scented odor, Haise let out a distraught sigh as he continued to limp down the extensive corridors of the Shinto temple, and down toward where part of the East wing had been transformed into a 'spa and massage' area.

Being greeted by the front desk receptionist, who was a busty blue-skinned monster girl that had the upper body of a beautiful woman, with the lower half of a caterpillar, she referred to herself as a 'Wonderworm', and was dressed in business attire and had two horns growing out of her medium-length dark-turquoise colored hair. Smoking from her own hookah pipe like the caterpillar from 'Alice in Wonderland', the receptionist named 'Miki' blew a puff of pink smoke directly into Haise's face, before asking in a lustfully calm voice what he wanted.

Smelling lavender on her breath, Haise exchanged pleasantries before finally getting Miki to sign him on the waiting list. Trying to turn his nightmarish stay in the Shinto temple into a positive, Haise asked Miki if he could take a selfie with her, and after explaining to the curious and calm-demeanor wonder worm what a 'selfie' was, she agreed to his request. Posing together, Haise smiled while Miki blew pink smoke out past her bluish lips, before the half ghoul snapped a photo of him standing beside the extremely large breasted monster girl.

Thanking her for her participation, Haise went over to the mostly empty waiting area, and sat down on a weaved chair beside a few other unique individuals of various races. Knowing that he had been marked by their goddess, and that he no longer posed a threat to them, the monster girls in the waiting room were more open with approaching Haise, and weren't shy about asking him to pull his towel down for them.

Never one to shy down from a challenge, Haise had a smug smirk on his face as he pulled his towel down to whip out his fully erected eleven inch cock, which had gotten hard since seeing the bust size of the blue-skin receptionist. Still trying to make the most of his 'vacation', Haise decided to just take the towel off completely, and sat still with his arms resting behind his head, as the monster girls around him took their touching his body, while whispering to each other as they gawked at his cock.

Figuring that letting some stress loose would do his already tensed muscles some good, Haise closed his eyelids and became comfortable, and allowed himself to rest while feeling various pairs of lips, tongues, fingers, and other strange appendages on his member, while he waited patiently for his name to be called. By the time his name was called, his chest was covered in hickies, and his dick had gotten wet from all the curious mouths of those who wanted a piece of what their goddess had given to them.

Seeing how some of the monster girls, such as the blue-haired wolf-like girl called a 'Raiju' was starting to pin Haise up against his chair while mounting his lap, Miki had to get out of her spot and crawl over to where Haise was moments away from getting gang-raped to shoo away the lustful women. Leading him by the hand, Miki was around nine-feet tall, and towered over Haise as she brought him away from the sexually-frustrated women, and through the corridors until they had arrived at the private room he would be stay in for the duration of his massage.

Wanting something as a reward for having saved Haise from the horde of monster girls who no longer had any reason to be cautious around him, Miki grabbed Haise by his hips and lifted him up from the ground before pushing him against the wall by his back. Pressed her thick lips against his, Miki closed her eyelids calmly and slowly and passionately made out with the half ghoul— her saliva and drool pouring into his mouth with how often she had her tongue down his throat.

Unbuttoning the white blouse she had around her shirt, Miki's HHH-sized breast practically smacked Haise in the face with how compressed they had been by the thick-material the wonder worm wore over his chest. Shoving Haise's face between her breasts so that he'd have to breathe in her musky boob sweat that she had accumulated from an eight hour shift, Miki moaned into the top of his head while peppering his white-and-black hair with kisses. Frustrated that she wouldn't have enough time to finish her duties and have sex with the half ghoul, Miki gently lowered him down and watched as Haise gasped for air.

Needing to use the wall for support, Haise watched from the corner of his vision as Miki gave him a pleased smirk before crawling down through the corridors from where once she came. Making his way into the room, Haise had gotten about five steps inside the small and secluded area, until the door slammed behind him. Looking over his shoulder, Haise felt once again small beneath the nearly two and a half meter tall green-skinned ogress who towered over him— her thick arms, legs, stomach and voluptuous chest and ass made her appear as though she weighed three times what he did.

Although her size was off-putting, she was easy on the eyes, and her red-ginger hair was tied in a well-knotted ponytail. She had beautiful blue eyes that looked warm and inviting, and her wide lips were curled into a friendly look that made Haise feel at ease. She had muscular arms with some fat on them, and her stomach was pudgy, and the odd cone-like ears that the ogress had didn't look too distracting. All-in-all, she was a 6'4" tall BBW and a milf with green skin, looked strangely beautiful, and looked like a fun person to be around.

"Uh, hold on, hold on… My Japanese isn't that good, hehe," the ogress chuckled with an embarrassed look on her slightly chubby face, as she tapped her fingers together while hoping that the green dress she had on wouldn't be seen as 'too much' by the naked young man who she was staring at with blushing cheeks.

Recognizing that she was speaking English, Haise smiled reassuringly at her before, "You don't have to speak Japanese with me… I'm fluent in both. In fact, I'm really only good at reading in English— I struggle with my own native language, believe it or not."

Surprised to see that the Japanese young man below her spoke her native language, the ogress let out a laugh of relief, as she made her way toward him. "Oh, that'll make this a whole lot better for the both of us, won't it?" She mused, before picking Haise up by his hips and walking him over to the massage table, where she set him down on his stomach so that his back was exposed to her. "My name's Fiona, by the way… And who do I have the pleasure of servicing this fine evening?"

With his face supported by the massage table's head cushion, the half ghoul was free to breathe and speak without any obstruction. "My name's Haise Sasaki… I take it you're not from Japan?"

"Nope! I'm from a Kingdom called 'Far Far Away'! Or at least that's what it used to be called; not so sure about now though," Fiona replied back with a slightly saddened tone in her voice, before immediately perking up as she squirted a handful of massage lotion in her large chubby hands. "So, word around the mountain is that you were cursed by Tamamo… Amongst other things that were done to you," Fiona mused with an uneasy chuckle, after she caught a whiff of the kitsune's scent emitting from the half ghoul.

Letting out a groan, Haise chuckled a bit while shaking his head— closing his eyes and letting out a relaxed sigh as he felt the ogress' large hands rubbing the lotion all over his aching muscles. "Ooohhh… That feels amazing…! Mmmm…" Haise moaned out while arching his back as he felt Fiona's large hands rubbing the sides of his torso, while rubbing her thumbs against his lower back. "Ahhh, oooo…Up, up, up…! Oh, good girl, right there on my shoulders…!"

Although she tried to be professional while groping and rubbing her hands all over the extremely attractive young man's body, Fiona found herself getting turned on by his moans and by the fact that he was smaller than her, and thus she began having dirty thoughts about what she could make him do. "Your muscles are so tense, Haise… When's the last time you got a massage?"

Drooling a bit while getting red in the face merely from the stimulation he was receiving from how magical Fiona's big ogress hands felt on his muscles, Haise had an open-mouth smile on his face as his eyes reflected the pleasure he was getting. "Ahhh….?! I-I haven't everrrrr, ooooo… I-I never got a massage before, mmmphhh~!" Haise moaned with a huff, and nearly went cross-eyed as he felt Fiona's powerful hands wrapped around his biceps, as she began stroking her palms and fingers over his toned arms.

Feeling brave, Fiona felt her heart beginning to flutter as she felt her loins beginning to heat up. "Ah… That must mean that you're unfamiliar with what happens during a massage… Here, give me a moment— I'm going to get on top of you so I can stretch your shoulders," Fiona said with a confident voice, before subtly stepping back to reach under her dress' green skirt, to pull her soaked panties down and over her thick ankles.

"Yeah, sure— go ahead, do whatever it is you need to do! I can't wait to see what else you're capable of, mmmm~!" Haise purred with excitement, and waited with his entire body relaxed before suddenly tensing up the moment he felt Fiona's heavy weight on top of him. "Nghhhh…! I-Is this… N-Normal…?!" Haise squeaked out with most of his air fleeing his lungs, while Fiona mounted him and straddled her legs over his hips— her unshaven ogress pussy pressing up against his toned ass cheeks, as she slowly grinded her throbbing clit in between his cheeks.

"Mmmm, ahhhh…~! Y-Yeah! Yeah, this is normal! I'm just a bit heavy is all— hope that isn't an issue," Fiona dismissed with a belly-filled laugh, as she reached down to grab Haise by his wrists, before beginning to pull them backwards. Using them as handles, Fiona tried to keep her gasps and moans down while thrusting her clit against Haise's bottom, all while trying to do her job by stretching his tendons in fluid motions.

Although it had become a bit harder for him to breathe, the way Fiona was moving his shoulders and stretching them out made Haise fine with putting up with not only her thick thighs tightening up over his hips, but with the large clitoris that was pressing up against his rump. "Y-You're good…!" Haise squeaked out reassuringly, all while the sturdy massage table beneath them creaked each time Fiona grinded her pussy against him.

Getting more excited from how good his cheeks felt between her large clitoris, Fiona started to moan with her mouth parted open, as she craved more from the smaller man beneath her. "O-Okay! We're going to try something a little unorthodox! B-But just trust me with this, okay?" Fiona said with an eager smile on her face, before dismounting Haise to quickly remove her green dress and undergarments. "This is considered 'spiritual healing'— we do this here, and it'll help your muscles feel much better afterward," Fiona explained, before moving back toward the table to flip Haise over so she could position him to be standing up on his knees.

Normally Haise would have been able to see that Fiona was lying through her teeth, especially when she got up on the table again to get down on knees and elbows, so that Haise had a perfect view of her enormously plump green-ass raised up. Looking down while instinctively grabbing down on her strong shoulders for support, Haise was able to fully admire her dangling massive green tits as she looked up at him with her beautiful blue eyes— her wide mouth aligned with pretty lips, just a mere few inches from the base of his fully erected cock.

Even though Haise had a feeling that none of what was about to happen was something that one would normally see practiced at a spa, the half ghoul didn't really care about that. All that he cared about was feeling good, and if that meant getting serviced in more than one way by the incredibly thicc ogress milf who was drooling for his manhood, then Haise was fine with her 'unorthodox' methods. "Open up, Princess!" Haise said with an enthusiastic smile on his face, and gripped tightly on Fiona's large shoulders as he slid the tip of his cock past her soft and large lips, until his entire member was inside her warm mouth.

Letting out a low moan as he felt the ogress' lips kissing the base of his member, Haise held on tightly as he felt Fiona beginning to bob her head back-and-forth with his eleven inches of love sliding in-and-out her throat— that was, of course, after she took a few moments to savor the exquisite caramel-sweetness of his pre-cum. Thrusting slightly but letting Fiona do most of the work, Haise showed the ogress some affection by brushing a few strands of her red hair out of her face, and locked eyes with her for a few moments, before getting distracted by her swinging green bosoms.

Getting sucked off with his cock still raw from getting dominated by Tamamo made Haise's endurance all that much more higher, and so all that strenuous movement Fiona was doing as she rocked her body back-and-forth to shake her ass and titties for her half-ghoul client made her work up a sweat— the natural heat of their two bodies in such a small and enclosed room didn't help either. Feeling Fiona's warm breath being exhaled on his pelvic area every time she went down to kiss the base of his cock and his balls, Haise continued to give her praises while fucking her in the mouth.

With how warm her tongue felt as it wrapped around his cock, and with how wet his dick was with her over abundance of saliva and his pre-cum, it wasn't long until Haise coated the insides of her throat and cheeks with LAYERS of his hot-sticky cum. Hearing her muffled 'glurk, mmpphh, girk' noises coming from her cock-filled throat as he emptied inside of her stomach, Haise smiled seductively at Fiona and the two continued to gaze into each others' eyes, even as she slowly slurped up his seed while he combed his fingers through her lockers of messy red hair.

"Good girl… Now, I think for my next massage, I'm looking to get a bit more… Messy," Haise said with a mischievous and roguish charm in his eyes, as he motioned for her to turn around. Waiting patiently while hearing the submissive ogress giggling with excitement, Haise continued to sit up with his knees against the massage table, and instructed her to lay down on his back for him— presenting her voluptuous and chubby body for him to gaze at.

Although Haise was usually more into petite women, he was finding himself getting used to more curvy women, especially if they were extra thicc. Rubbing his palm over her large hairy vulva, Haise gazed down at her green tummy, her extra wide and somewhat fatty thighs, before turning his attention up towards her sagging breasts which were too heavy and large for them to be perky. She was sweaty, hairy, green, and kind of fat, but Haise was too horny to get turned off by the ogress presenting herself to him.

"… This is my swamp," Haise whispered with a lustful look on his blushing face, before climbing over Fiona to put the massive green woman into the 'breeding press' position. Due to their size difference, Haise was practically laying ontop of her as though she was a bed— his face buried deep in between the massive green tits that she was pressing up to smother his entire head into them, while Fiona's green stomach provided Haise with a soft pillow-like surface for his chest to lay down on.

Breathing in Fiona's sweaty breasts while feeling her lovingly kiss the top of his head, Haise could hear the ogress moaning like a bitch in heat as he slammed his hips down against her inner thighs— his wet cock penetrating deep inside of her pussy and getting swallowed up in her bush. "Mmmm, ooohhh! H-Haise! Oh damn, baby! I-I haven't ever had a cock that big inside of meeeee—Ahhhhh~!" Fiona whimpered and moaned out, before needing to wrap her strong and large arms around Haise's body, as he pumped his dick in and out of her musky womanhood— the tip of his cock long enough to slam against her deeply-buried G-spot, each time Haise thrusted himself deep inside of her blissfully vaginal cavity.

Biting and sucking on Fiona's green sweaty skin while inhaling her musk, Haise felt as though he was in heaven as he felt her legs wrapping around his lower back— making it so that she was hugging him and pulling him close to her plump and soft body, as the two exchanged body heat and fluids while she screamed Haise's name. "OH FUCK, DADDY~~! MMMMM~~! FUCK MY GREEN PUSSY~~! FILL ME UP, DADDY— MAKE THIS OGRESS YOUR LITTLE BITCHHHH—NGGGHHH— AHHHHH~~~!"

And just like that, Haise's entire lower half was drenched from the flood of vaginal juices exploding out of Fiona's well-fucked womanhood, all while Haise's own strands of sticky love managed to push through the flood of the ogress' steamy orgasm, and found its way deep inside her womb. Feeling his back and muscles pop while the air fled from his lungs from how hard Fiona was holding onto him, as her thrusting hips against his made it clear to Haise that she was milking him for every drop of cum she could squeeze out of him.

An entire four minutes of getting aggressively juiced like an orange left Haise breathless and seeing stars— a moment of relief that allowed for him to catch his breath, only due to Fiona softing her hold on him. Lovingly while still trying to catch her own breath as well, the green massive bbw stroked the back of Haise's head full of messy hair with one hand, while using her other hand to rub and massage his entire back with her long-reaching arm.

With the entire day's activities of slaying and fucking finally catching up to him, Haise found himself low on energy. Without food in his stomach to keep him going, Haise was beginning to drool all over Fiona's sweaty green breasts as she affectionately kissed the top of his head, while allowing him to drift further into a deep slumber while still laying down face-first into her boobs and on top of her soft body.

Seconds away from losing consciousness, Haise only had one thing left to say, as his heavy eyelids closed shut and his breathing became more like snoring. "… It's all… It's all ogre now…" Haise whispered lethargically, before finally succumbing to his exhaustion and falling asleep on top of Fiona's green bbw body.


Hey now, you're an All-Star, get your game on, go play.

Time for the reviews because I'm running out of time, lol.

Tamamo's permanently marked Haise and he'll always smell like her now, and is under her control because of the curse she placed on him. This is truly a massive L for the Haise-fandom.

I'm glad you enjoyed the previous chapter Thor94, I'll try to include more aggressive and sadistic women to make the bois into submissives— usually it'll be against their will, or it'll come off originally as unwanted, but then they go along with it. Well, Haise won't usually be okay with it, Kaneki is more flexible and Yusa is the most submissive out of the three.

Haise definitely doesn't have good karma, that's for sure lol. And thank you for the Kaneki x Sen idea, I'll definitely keep that on the back burner for possible future content, or if I need a break from this fanfiction lol. Interesting to choose South America though, I really want to have the main cast visit Brazil and shit, because I already have them planned to go to the United Kingdom wasteland later on.

Yeah, I think I'll give Princess Bubblegum and Marceline to Yusa, due to him really being the most like Finn, and that time period in this AU would have passed or some shit. Carrow twins, if I write about them, will go to Yusa, who needs to even out the playing field because Haise is drowning in hoes.

Okay, that about does it, and I'm still sad that fanfiction dot net is boojie AF. Okay, that about does it again, have a damn good day!