Edward: I said NO, Jacob. She's just a child!

Jacob: She's never been JUST a child. And you're going to have to let go eventually.

Edward: She is NOT ready to make this kind of decision.

Jacob: geez, you act like I'm going to kidnap her or something! It's just a date!

Edward: (clenching teeth) You're perfectly able to spend an evening together here.

Jacob: (rolls eyes) yeah, so you can supervise, right?

Edward: She's my DAUGHTER!

Jacob: Funny, I seem to remember a time you thought she was a monster and you wanted to abort her?

Edward: You did too, Mr. Throw-it-out-the-Window!

Renesmee: (walks into room and freezes) What?!

Edward and Jacob: uhhhhmm….