I'm hoping to (somewhat) soon write the next chapter of Second Meeting, in which the Volturi prepare for the showdown in BD. Which raises the question, how on earth did they *get* to the Olympic Peninsula?
Customs officer: Just lay your cloak on the conveyor belt, sir.
Caius: *scowls* That's "Master" to you.
Customs officer: Ohhhhkay. And put your keys in this basket.
Caius: *scowls* *deposits mini-flamethrower in basket*
Customs officer: Anything to declare?
Caius: I have nothing to declare but this WEREWOLF-TOOTH-STUDDED SWORD! *brandishes sword in film!Aragorn style*
Customs officer: *draws gun* *screams for backup*
Aro: *pinches bridge of nose* I told you to leave that at home, did I not?
