Randomness with Thunderclan part 5:
Disclaimer: I do not own the Warriors.

On with the story...

Firestar and Jayfeather looked at each other with the clan leader looking at Jayfeather.
"May I ask why you stole a mobile phone from Windclan and why they didn't disconnect the service?" asked Firestar.
Jayfeather lowed his head at the ground, his claws digging into the ground.
He then lifted his head and muttered something that sounded like;
"I wanted a phone and I told Windclan it was a dream" but Firestar wasn't so sure. He asked again.
"I said I wanted a phone and I told Windclan it never happened" Jayfeather meowed.

Meanwhile twenty mouse-tails away...

Then a moaning cat walked up to Jayfeather and Firestar.
"Why won't you look after the clan?" asked the cat.
"Because, Birchfall, they and you mocked me about me being a blind medicine cat!
Until they all say sorry then I might look after them" Jayfeather told Birchfall.
Birchfall walked off singing the theme song for Barney the dinosaur.

Then Ashfur screamed.
"NO! NOT THE DREADED BARNEY!" Ashfur yelled.
"Urm...Ashfur...you're dead" Firestar and Jayfeather told Ashfur.
" I die? In which book? Who kills me?" asked Ashfur.
Jayfeather pulls out the Warrior cats' books Long Shadows and Sunrise.

"You die in this book" Jayfeather points to Long Shadows.
"And your murderer is revealed in this book" he continued, pointing to Sunrise.
Ashfur grabs Long Shadows and flicks through it. Then he cries.
"NO! I die!" he wails. Ashfur then grabs Sunrise and flicks through that book.
"Hollyleaf kills me? I get murdered by a she-cat?" Ashfur meowed in shock. Jayfeather nodded.
"Sorry but I think the real reason that Hollyleaf killed you was you was really annoying.
Go back to Starclan and annoy some cat in Starclan" Jayfeather told Ashfur.
Ashfur disappeared.

Meanwhile thirty fox-lengths away...

Soon Cherrykit and Molekit came over and handed Firestar a bucket load of sugar.
Firestar suddenly had a sugar high and started tying up his clanmates with rope (which he stole from the mentally-ill twoleg with the weapons of doom).
Sandstorm put her head in her paws and cried out:
"WHO GAVE FIRESTAR THE SUGAR?"
Both Cherrykit and Molekit started to walk away when Sandstorm glared at the two kits.
"Cherrykit, Molekit, did you both give Firestar sugar?" Sandstorm asked in a too sweet tone.
"Y-Yes S-Sandstorm" the two kits stuttered.
"Look Sandstorm, Firestar's asleep" Mousefur meowed.
The clan escaped the ropes and they tied up Firestar.
Jayfeather yawned and fell asleep.

(A/N: The final part of Thunderclan's randomness is finished. Next up is Windclan's Randomness. Edited the first sentence as it didn't read well 23/03/15)