Heeeeeere's Chapter 5! First of all, I'm so so sorry for making everyone wait so long on this chapter. But like I said last time. I couldn't post this until I had enough episodes. It's been tricky these past few weeks, but I pulled it off. No problem. Still I hope you like these because I really tried with some. I know they're not perfect but I did the best I could.
Of couse I did have some help from bg52598. Thanks hon'! She helped me with #'s 81, 85, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 94, 95, and 98. And she did think of an idea for #96, but the idea was so emotional I decided to save it for a (Spoiler!) sequal of "Everyone Cries" and use something else for this drabble. Be sure to credit her too.
And lastly this fanfiction will go on a temporary hiatus until I see more episodes and get a Chapter 6 going. Until next time, Enjoy!
Regular Show belongs to J.G. Quintel.
81. Arrest (The Night Owl)
After Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, and Hi-Five Ghost left, the Night Owl woke up and he noticed that he was surrounded by policemen.
"Ugh. What happened?" he mumbled.
"Are you The Night Owl?" asked the police chief.
"Yeah." he said as he tried to stand up. Suddenly, two officers walked right behind him and placed his arms around his back.
"Hey! What the H man?!"
"You're under arrest for attempting to freeze four citizens in order to keep your contest alive. And your radio station is hereby cancelled and shut down permanently."
"What?!" yelled the Night Owl as the cops placed him in handcuffs, "You gotta be kidding!"
"You're going to be locked up for a long time, son. Take him away, boys!" ordered the chief.
"Hey! Hey, let me go! Do you know who I am?! I said let me go!" he struggled as the police dragged him away.
"Sir you have the right to remain silent."
They took the Night Owl to the judge and he was sentenced to five years in jail for his crimes. And his radio station never came on again.
82. Spared (Exit 9B)
Thomas just sat there in total shock. The house was completely destroyed and his fellow employees were zapped! He knew he had to get out of there and fast. He turned around and started to run away when-
Zap!
A laser beam hit his foot and Thomas fell to the ground! He turned to his side and saw the bearded man towering over him, while aiming the laser at him.
"Ah!" Thomas screamed, "Who are you?! What do you want?!"
The bearded man smirked evily, "That's none of you're concern, boy. You're new to this park, aren't you?"
"Y-Yes. It's supposed to be my first day as an intern." Thomas nodded nervously.
He thought for a moment as he scratched his beard, "Hmmm. I could just erase your memories right now-"
"Please dude! Don't zap me! I just need the job to earn money for school! I promise I won't say a word!" the young goat pleaded.
"However," the older man interrupted, "if you promise to work for me and become my intern, I'll spare you're precious memories."
"Oh, of course! Thank you, sir! I'll do whatever you say." Thomas said in relief.
"Good. Now, go get me some coffee while I deal with these losers." he ordered harshly.
"Yes sir!"
As Thomas ran into town, he felt bad that he was betraying his new friends. But what could he do? He was just a park intern.
83. Discussion (First Day)
Pops was sitting on the couch, while Skips and Benson were standing in front of them. He fidgeted his fingers and waited to be repremanded for his actions today.
"Pops when I said for you not to get involved with those two slackers, I mean it." Benson said a bit sternly.
"Mm-hm." Pops nodded shamefully.
"And when we said that it's an evil game, that doesn't mean it's fun in any way. You and a lot of people could've gotten hurt or worse." Skips mentioned.
"Yes I know now." Pops said softly, "I'm truly sorry for today. I didn't mean to cause so much trouble to anyone. That game was lots of fun in my youth and I never thought it would bring harm to anyone. I'm a bad friend. Bad show."
Benson sighed and sat next to his friend.
"You're not a bad friend, Pops. You just didn't know, that's all. It's Mordecai and Rigby's fault for playing Rock-Paper-Scissors in the first place. Not yours."
"I suppose." Pops rubbed his head and looked away for a second.
"We forgive you, Pops. But from now on, just promise you'll be careful when you hang with those guys. Ok?" Benson smiled at him.
"And not to play anymore evil games in the future." Skips added.
"Yes, of course. I promise." said Pops as grinned.
"Good." Benson smiled at his friend as he patted him on the shoulder. Skips gave a small smile too.
Although Pops tried to keep his promise to his other employees, he still got into more trouble with Mordecai and Rigby. Yet, he's never had more fun in his life.
84. Email (150 Piece Kit)
Benson was at the computer, checking to see if any important emails came up. There was only one and he wasn't going to like it.
He opened the email and began to read it.
"Dear Park Workers,
It is our pleasure to tell you that we'll be coming by and playing a concert at your park. We be arriving around noon and we hope to see you all real soon.
Yours truly, Hair To The Throne."
As soon as Benson saw the bands name his gumballs turned red.
"WHAT?!"
85. Hair (Bald Spot)
After a week of waiting, Muscle Mans hair was back to normal. And he couldn't be happier. He ran to Starla, who was standing in front of the coffee shop.
"Hey babe! Check it out!" Muscle Man showed his hair to his girlfriend.
"Oh Mitch! You got your hair back. I'm so happy for you!" she said as she hugged him.
"Yeah! And you know who else is happy? MY MOM!" Muscle Man exclaimed as he laughed.
Starla laughed as well, "HaHaHaHaHa! You always know how to make me laugh! So you ready for our date tonight?"
"You know it baby." he smiled at her.
And the two kissed as they went inside.
86. Honor (Guys Night)
Russel woke up and saw that he was in his living room. Regardless if too much time had passed or not, he grabbed the empty milk jug and raised it over his head.
Ding!
He did it. Just like his new friend Pops, Russel is now one of the guys.
"For you Pops." he said to himself, "A promise is a promise."
87. Revenge (One Pull Up)
Because of the incident with The Russian and the pull up, Rigby had to stay in the hospital and take a special medicine that will help reduce his massive muscles. Rigby was reading a magazine when Muscle Man came in through the door.
"Hey bro'. How are you feeling?" he asks.
"Ok." Rigby replies, "The Doc says I can go home in a couple days."
"That's good." Muscle Man smiled at his friend, "And I want to say I'm sorry about getting a bunch of people to watch you fail at your pull up. That wasn't right for me to do that."
"That's ok, dude." Rigby shrugged, "You know me, I don't hold grudges for very long."
"Thanks bro'. I appreciate that."
Then, a bunch of angry shouting can be heard from out the window. Muscle Man looked outside and saw a bunch of people gathering around and shouting his name.
"Muscle Man! Get out here! We want our money back!" the crowd screamed.
"What the? What's going on?" Muscle Man looked at Rigby in confusion.
Rigby chuckled at his friend, "Hehehehe. Well, while I was cooped up in here, I made a few phone calls and told the people that you lied to them about me failing. So, they all want their money back."
"Aw what?!" Muscle Man complained, "That's unfair, bro'!"
"Hm hm hm hm." the raccoon smugged, "Better not keep them waiting Mitch."
Muscle Man gave everyones money back and apologized for lying. And Rigby was proud of both his victory and his revenge.
88. Letters (The Christmas Special)
(Thirteen Years Ago Christmas Eve)
Ten year olds Mordecai and Rigby were in the living room of Mordecais house, writing letters to santa.
"How's this man?" Mordecai said, "Dear Santa, dude, give me an ivisibility cloak. From Mordecai."
"Nice! How about this?" Rigby nodded, "Santa, dude, don't be a jerk. Just give me an invisibility cloak."
The two friends just laughed and gave each other hi-fives. They sealed the letters in envelopes and mailed them in Mordecais mailbox outside.
"We're getting invisibility cloaks tomorrow!" Rigby exclaimed.
"Yeah we are!" Mordecai cheered.
"OHHHHHH!" both boys yelled.
The next morning, however, no invisibility cloaks for either of them. They stopped believing in Santa until they were twenty three.
89. Cleanup (TGI Tuesday)
After everyone left, only Mordecai, Margaret, Rigby, Eileen, and Benson were the only ones who remained. Mordecai walked Margaret to her car and as soon as they got there, she hugged Mordecai.
"Thanks for a great time, Mordecai." she said softly.
"Uh, no problem. I'm glad you enjoyed it and you get to stay with us." Mordecai blushed.
"Well, see you later." Margaret got into her car and waved goodbye before driving off.
Mordecai stood there for a moment when Benson walked right behind him.
"Mordecai, I need you to come inside and clean up the mess." Benson ordered.
"Aw what?!" Mordecai complained, "Why do I have to do clean up?"
"Because you, Rigby, and Eileen wanted to set up a party for Margaret and you did. And now you three are going to clean up this mess or you and Rigby are fired!" he yelled.
Benson left for his apartment leaving Mordecai and the others to clean up. And they hated every bit of it.
90. Secret's Out (Firework Run)
Hector was waiting in the factory for Muscle Man to return. He was approached by his partner, Enrique.
"Hector! Hector!" he called.
"What is it Enrique?" Hector asked, sounding annoyed.
"We just received word that those four outsiders found out about the secret of the chile rellenos."
Now while Hector is not mad, he knew that he couldn't let this slide.
"I see. Very well. Bring them to me." he said calmly.
"Yes sir."
91. Title (The Longest Weekend)
Everyone arrived at the movie theater about ten minutes before their movie started. After they all got their snacks, Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, and their dates sat down and waited for the movie to start. Everyone was excited, especially Rigby.
"Aw yeah! I've been waiting for this for a week!" Rigby said, "The Longest Weekend is going to be a great movie. What better to start off the week than with a party movie."
Unfortunately, he's in for a rude awakening.
92. Thanks (Sandwich Of Death)
After finishing the commercial, the sensei dropped the trio off at the park house. Before they went inside, Benson stepped in front of Mordecai and Rigby.
"Hey guys, thanks for saving me and all. And I'm sorry for eating your sandwich. That was real stupid of me." Benson said.
"Hm hm hm. You bet it was stu-" Mordecaoi slugged Rigby in the arm, "OW!"
"No problem, Benson. We forgive you. Just promise us you won't ever eat our sandwiches again."
"Deal." Benson shook Mordecais hand.
93. Funeral (Ace Balthazar Lives)
The remaining members of Adreneline Rush stood in front of the grave mourning over their lost bandmate Ace Balthazar. It was hard for them to accept the fact that their star and friend was lost forever. Ricky Grant turned away from the others and quietly sobbed on his sleeve.
"Ricky are you alright mate?" asked John Moore.
"Y-Yeah." Ricky said as he cried, "I'm fine. I'm just...I'm just-"
He couldn't finish and just cried harder. Pierce Fesner walked over to his friend, hugged him close, and Ricky cried on his shoulder.
"There there mate." Pierce said as he patted him on the back, "I know you miss him. So do we."
"Why did it have to happen with Ace?! Why?! Why?!" Ricky sobbed.
John walked up to his friends and placed a hand on Rickys shoulder.
"Stuff happens mate." he said, "There was nothing we could've done. Ace is gone. He's gone to the great recording studio in the sky."
"I know. Still, I miss him." Ricky said sadly.
The funeral went on for hours before the group left. Leaving behind sorrow, their lost bandmate, and the music of Adreneline Rush forever.
94. Making Up (Do Or Diaper)
While Mordecai was finishing mowing the lawn, he saw that Margaret was running towards him.
"Mordecai! Hey Mordecai!" Margaret called out.
"Hey Margaret!" he called back, "I thought you didn't want to talk to me after what happened last night?"
Margaret looked down at her feet, "Well, about that. Mordecai, ummm...I kinda want to apologize." she paused for a second, "I'm sorry for what I did to you last night. I was just angry because of the bet, but that doesn't mean I should act like a total jerk."
"You're not a jerk." Moredcai shook his head, "It was my fault for accepting that stupid bet in the first place."
"Still I shouldn't have acted that way. I do appreciate you being honest about your feelings, though. But I'm real sorry you have to wear a diaper for a week and I wanna make it up to you. Do you want to go out and have dinner with me tonight?" she asked.
Mordecai was wide-eyed for a second, but snapped out of it and looked at her again.
"Y-Yeah! Sure! I'd love to!" he replied happily, "Thanks!"
Margaret giggled, "No problem. Well, see you tonight." She gave him a kiss on the cheek and walked away.
Mordecai stood there and his face was bright red. Then, Muscle Man and Rigby approached their friend. And they looked pretty peeved at something.
They noticed something about Mordecais appearance, "Mordecai, are you wearing jeans?" Rigby asked.
"Why yes I am, Rigby." Mordecai repied after he stopped blushing.
"Aw what?! Why?!" Muscle Man groaned.
"Because you guys said I had to wear a diaper for a week. But you didn't say I couldn't wear anything over it." Mordecai smirked.
Mordecai went back to work, leaving Rigby and Muscle Man behind.
"Dude what's the point of making fun of him now?" Rigby said in annoyance.
"No kidding bro'. This was a lame bet."
95. Job (Quips)
Skips went to see Benson the following morning.
"Hey Benson."
"Yeah Skips?" asked Benson.
"You said we still need to find a replacement for the Special Entertainment right?" Skips asked.
"Yes." Benson nodded.
"Well why not give the job to Quips? He may not be the funniest to us, but maybe kids will like corny jokes. I mean it's happened before."
Benson thought about it for a moment before making his decision, "Hmmm. Alright. I'll give the job to your cousin. Tell him he can start on Thursday."
Skips smiled at his boss with gratitude, "Thanks Benson."
96. Campout (Caveman)
Mordecai and Rigby walked out of the house, carrying backpacks full of camping stuff.
"Ok dude. You got everything?"
"Yep I do. What about you?" Rigby asked.
"You bet. Now let's go."
They were about to head into the woods when Benson stopped them.
"Hey! Where are you guys going?" he asked.
The duo looked at each other for a moment and then back at Benson.
"We're just going to campout in the woods Benson. Nothing much." Rigby shrugged.
Benson narrowed his eyes, "You guys are not going to the cave are you? That place is off limits."
Mordecai shook his head, "Of course not. We know better, right Rigby?"
Rigby nodded as Benson continued to stare at the slackers.
"Hmmm. Alright. As long as you're not going to the cave I guess it's fine with me." Benson sighed.
"Thanks Benson." they said together as they walked away.
"I'll see you tomorrow and you better not be late OR YOU'RE FIRED!" he yelled at them.
"Got it! Bye Benson!" Mordecai yelled back.
And they made it to the cave with nobody noticing a thing.
97. Event (That's My Television)
"Hey dude!"
"What's up Rigby?"
"Can you guess what tomorrow is?" he asked with a grin.
"Uh. I don't know. Tuesday?" Mordecai asked in confusion.
Rigby shook his head, "No dude. Tomorrow at the Convention Center, they're having an autograph raffle for our favorite 80's show "That's My Television!"
Mordecais eyes grew wide, "No way! Are you serious?"
Rigby nodded, "Yes I am."
"Aw yeah-yuh! We have to go there tomorrow! I want to see RGB2!"
"You got it dude. It's gonna be amazing!" Rigby said.
"Yeah it will!"
"OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!" they shouted together.
98. Reward (A Bunch Of Full Grown Geese)
After all the damages were repaired Benson sat down on one of the park benches and thought about what the mother duck said about Mordecai, Rigby, and her baby ducks.
"I guess she's right."Benson said to himself, "I really should thank those slackers. They may have done some damage to the park but without them and her children, those geese would still be terrorizing the park."
He got off they bench and went to Mordecai and Rigby, who were about to play video games with the baby ducks. He went inside and all six friends turned to him.
"Benson? What is it?" asked Mordecai.
"Listen guys. I want to say I'm sorry for yelling at you guys earlier. I should've been thanking you for saving the park from those awful geese." he turned his gaze towards the baby ducks, "And I didn't mean to yell at you four. I just get mad so easily when the park is destroyed."
The ducks just smiled, "It's all good bro'." "The parks saved, so it's no problem." "You're alright man." "Appreciate the thanks."
"They're right Benson. Besides it's no different from all the other times you yelled at us." Rigby said.
Benson chuckled softly, "Well, I still want to make it up for you guys. How 'bout we all go and get some shakes? My treat."
"Yeah we do!" Mordecai and Rigby exclaimed.
"Us too!" the ducks said.
They all had a nice afternoon until they got brain freeze from having one too many frozen milkshakes.
99. Arrival (Fool Me Twice)
While driving to Space Camp Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson were excited and couldn't wait to get there.
"Aw yeah-yuh! I can't wait to get to Space camp! It's gonna be awesome!" exclaimed Rigby.
"Yeah it will!" Mordecai agreed, "Hey Benson, you ready for some space adventures?"
Benson just nodded, "Yep. Not exactly the prize I would've picked but I guess it'll be fine."
The guys arrived at the camp and when they walked inside, it didn't looked anything like they expected. It looked like a run-down gym with a spaceship simulator and a bunch of other cruddy space stuff.
"Aw what? What the heck is this?!" Rigby complained.
"This place is pathetic!" Mordecai agreed, "This looks like a camp for little kids. This is was a dumb prize."
"Are you kidding? This is a basic space camp. Of course it's not going to look fancy or anything. Besides, I've always wanted to ride a rocket ship ever since I was a kid." Benson smiled.
"But it's not a real rocket." argued Rigby, "Besides this-"
"I don't want to hear it Rigby. You guys dragged me into that awful game show. You guys picked Space Camp and that's where we'll be going the next couple weeks."
"But Benson-" whined Mordecai.
"Stop complaining or you're fired!" he yelled and then calmed down, "Now let's go."
Benson walked over to the simulator while Mordecai and Rigby pouted.
"Dude, I'm never playing japanese game shows again."
"Me neither." Rigby crossed his arms.
100. Assign (Limousine Lunchtime)
Benson was at his desk doing some paperwork when his phone rang.
"Hello?"
"Benson?" said a gruff voice, "This is Maellard. I need to speak with you."
Benson felt nervous as he stood up and cleared his throat, "A-hem. Y-Yes sir. What is it?"
"Listen. I'm returning from my vacation in a few hours and I need you to have my limousine washed, waxed, and polished by the time I get to the park. Is that clear?"
Benson nodded to himself, "Yes sir. You're limo shall look as good as new."
"Good. Now get to it or you fired! Underline? Fired!" he hung up after he yelled.
Benson placed the phone back on the hook and walked out of the office.
"I'll get Mordecai and Rigby to do it. Surely they can't mess this up." he said to himself.
(To Be Continued)
