August is Here and Heeeeeere's chapter 12!

Sorry about not updating lately but I was having trouble thinking of ideas and was so busy focusing on my other stories. And like I said in my previous chapters, it'll be a while before I get the next chapter up. And I'm sorry if this isn't perfect or anything for I wanted to finish this as soon as I could.

Of course, credit goes to Park Ryder for helping me with this. Thanks hon'! :)

Good news: Season 6 of RS is confirmed! Park Ryder told me that the Cartoon Network Twitter page said there will be a season 6 and tons of new awesome episodes in the works! So be ready when it comes!

Also, be on the lookout for the next chapters of Everyone Cries, Regular Father Figure, and Personality Drabbles. Just not so quickly.

Until next time, Enjoy!

I don't own Regular Show or it's characters. They belong to J.G. Quintel.

144. Banana (Expert or Liar)

As soon as Benson stepped outside of the studio, a whole crowd was waiting and laughing at him.

"Hahahaha! Loser!" a man taunted him.

"He said banana!" a girl laughed at him.

"Mommy look!" a little boy pointed at him, "It's the stupid banana man!"

Benson started to grow red in the face and yelled at the crowd, "STOP IT RIGHT NOW! Anyone can make a mistake, right?! Who cares if I said banana?!"

Suddenly, someone threw a banana at his face!

"Anyone who watches game shows, you loser!" another man mocked him.

Everyone laughed at him so much, Benson ran to the park house and locked the door. Now every time he tried to leave, someone would always mock him and hand him a banana. It had not let up in years.

"Why did I say banana?" he scolded himself.

145. Impressed (Catching The Wave)

After the whale finally stopped roaming and causing damage to the city, it took Pops back to the park where his friends are waiting for him. Mordecai was the first to speak.

"Pops, are you ok?" he asked making sure the lolliman wasn't hurt.

"Yes, yes." Pops answered, "I'm alright. Quite dandy actually."

"Pops, that was awesome!" Rigby exclaimed.

"Yeah!" Thomas added, "I didn't know you could surf!"

"Well, I guess it's just my natural skills with nature." Pops smiled at them.

"Hey brah!" a voiced called to him.

Pops turned around and saw the three sufers, looking a little beat up, running right up to him. The others formed a barrier around Pops to protect him from any further humiliation.

"What do you jerks want?!" Rigby asked in anger.

"Listen dude," Hurl Hurlbutt said first, "we just want to say we're sorry that we made fun of you before. It was definitely uncool of us."

"Yeah man." Merle nodded, "We never knew you had such bodacious skills, brah'!"

"You're amazing!" Burle added, "We have never seen anyone surf so well before!"

"Oh, well thank you!" Pops smiled at the surfers, "And it's alright, I never hold grudges for very long anyway."

"Well, how about we take you for some pizza and maybe you can show us your skills later?" Hurl suggested.

"Oh good show, jolly good show!" Pops said happily before turning to his friends, "Ta-ta friends! See you later!"

And the guys watched their lolli-friend walk away with his new surfer pals.

"Only Pops can turn a couple of jerky surfers into his new pals." Rigby said as everyone else nodded in agreement.

146. Risk (Gold Watch)

Pops and the others arrived just in time to see Benson receiving his gold watch.

"Benson!" Pops said as he scooped up the manager in a tight hug, "Did you make it on time?"

"You bet your hat I did, Pops!" Benson smiled as he held his watch to the others.

"Wow! Cool! Nice!" Pops and the others said in awe.

"How about we go and celebrate?" Mordecai suggested.

"That's what we were discussing before you all showed up." Mr. Maellard explained, "Benson is just about to eat a wing as a token of his success."

Everyone just stared at the their older boss with wide eyes, "Are you sure that's a good idea, sir?" asked Thomas.

"Of course it is, silly!" Benson replied with wing sauce all over his face, "What's one wing gonna do?"

Most of the guy cringed for they had a bad feeling that something was going to happen to their gumball manager.

"Hey Benson!" Muscle Man smirked, "Bet you can ride on a speedboat at full speed!"

"Muscle Man, what are you doing?!" Skips asked, "You can't just-"

"I accept!" Benson exclaimed, "You're going to eat your words, Mitchy!"

He ran all the way to the docks with everyone else following behind him and went to the first boat he saw. Unfortunately, that particular speedboat belonged to Tango and Stache.

'Benson stop!" Tango tried to warn him, "That boat has at least over a hundred horsepower!"

"It hasn't been tested yet!" Stache added, "We're were going to have it fixed first!"

"Ah psssh!" Benson scoffed, "I can do this with my eyes closed! In fact, I think I'll do that!"

He turned on the boat, closed his eyes, and it sped backwards running into houses, trees, and anything else blocking his path. There was no way anyone could catch up to Benson and the boat continued to run until the emergency ejection life raft popped out (with him sitting on it) as soon as the boat crashed.

Benson ended up stranded in the ocean for almost two days before he was rescued.

147. Blame (Paint Job)

Benson walked over to Mordecai and Rigby while he grew red in the face.

"I bet YOU TWO did this!" he yelled furiously, "I ask you to do one simple thing and you can't even-"

As Benson continued to yell, Rigby felt guilty that Mordecai was getting blamed with him and he didn't even do anything. With one deep breath, Rigby made his move.

"It was me!" Rigby interrupted.

"What?!" Benson and Mordecai said at once.

"I painted the house with stealth paint and that's why it looks invisible." Rigby lied, "Mordecai had nothing to do with it, so don't take it out on him okay?"

Benson glared at Rigby for a bit and glanced at Mordecai, "Mordecai, you're free to go."

Anger took over again as he glared at the raccoon, "As for you Rigby, since you'll be cleaning the attic, taking out the garbage, cleaning toilets, and working the snack bar for FIVE MONTHS TO PAY FOR MY CAR!" he yelled before walking away, "Unbelievable!"

As soon as Benson left, Mordecai looked at Rigby with a smile.

"Dude, nice." he said, "Thanks for covering for me."

"No problem." Rigby smiled back, "It was my fault anyway. Wanna hit the arcade later?"

"Yes." his best friend answered.

148. Heart Attack (Take The Cake)

Everyone stood in shock as Mr. Mallaerd, their boss, fell to the ground and remained still. Pops approached him and hoped his father was alright.

"Papa?! Papa?!" Pops cried as he tried to wake his father, "He's not moving!"

"Skips, call an ambulance!" Benson ordered as he joined Pops.

Skips did as his boss told and the ambulance arrived in no time. Pops and all his friends went to the hospital to check if Maellard was alright.

"He's in a coma." The doctor explained, "He'll be out for a while but he should be lucky that heart attack didn't kill him."

"Oh no!" Pops said with absolute worry.

"Don't worry, Pops." Skips said as he placed a comforting hand on his shoulder, "I'm sure your father will be alright."

"Oh, I do hope you're right Skips." Pops sighed sadly, "I don't wanna lose papa."

"It'll be ok, Pops." Benson reassured him, "I'm sure Mr. Maellard will wake up in no time."

Mr. Maellard remained in that coma for about three weeks. Pops stayed by his side most of the time and the other park workers came to support their friend and their boss until he finally recovered.

149. Wingman (Skips In The Saddle)

After Skips and Gary both hung, the yeti dialed another number. He lets it ring until it finally answered.

"Hello?" the voice said.

"Techmo?" Skips said back, "It's me. I'm getting back out there on the dating scene."

"Alright Skips!" Techmo said excitedly, "What can I do to help?"

"I need some wingmen. I asked Gary, I'm going to ask one of the Guardians, and I need you. Will you help me?" he asked.

"You got it, my man." Techmo answered, "Just name the time and place and we'll set you up."

"Thanks Techmo." Skips smiled, "Guess I'll see you later then."

"Ok. Later!" Techmo said and hung up.

After hanging up, Skips sat back and sighed happily.

"Alright. I'm back in." he said to himself, "I just hope this works."

150. Intern (Thomas Fights Back)

Thomas waited until the next morning to make the first move in his plan. He knocked on the door and waited patiently for an answer. The door opened revealing to be his "new boss", Gene.

"Are you the one who called for the internship?" he asked.

"Yes. My name is Nicholas." Thomas answered.

"Pleasure to meet you, son." Gene shook his hand and held the door open, "Please, come on in."

The two went inside and Thomas/Nicholas sat down on the chair while Gene sat at his desk, "So, what made you decide to be an intern?"

"I guess I just wanted to do something with my life." he said as he handed Gene his resume, "I've done plenty of related work in the past and I wanted to do something a little different."

"Good good." Gene nodded politely.

The two talked for a bit and Thomas was doing very well to get on Genes good side and he even told a couple jokes to lighten the mood. Minutes later, Thomas got the job and part one of his plan was complete.

151. Wedding Day (Bachelor Party! Zingo!)

On the day of the wedding, Quips and Monica were reciting their wedding vows for each other. Skips was standing next to his cousin and all his friends showed up to show their support and congratulate Quips.

"Quips, I will love you will all my heart and I will always cherish your jokes. You are the love of my life." Monica said.

"Monica, you are the most beautiful and compassionate girl I had ever met. I will do anything to make you happy." Quips smiled, "To me, marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it! Zingo!"

Everyone in the room chuckled weakly but Monica loved the joke, "Hahahaha! Oh Quips, you are too much!" she giggled.

"And you are one lucky lady." Quips smiled in return.

"I now pronounce you man and wife." the priest said, "You may now kiss the bride."

Quips and Monica shared a kiss and everyone cheered.

"Way to go, Quips." Skips smiled at his cousin as he and his bride walked down the aisle together.

To Be Continued...