Hey everyone! Here's chapter 14!
I'm really sorry for the long wait but I wanted to get enough episodes for this. Plus, work had been making me really tired lately. And I know it's short but I wanted to get this done as soon as possible so sorry if some of these seemed rushed.
Now, I realize I left out "Eileen Flat Screen" in the last chapter and decided to add this one. Sorry about that.
Anyway, thanks to the help of both SailorMarble14 and Parky Ryder I was able to work on this. Thanks guys! :)
And I'm gonna try and finish some other chapters as well. But just try and be patient until then, okay? I'm doing the best I can and I'm sorry for being so slow, but work and all is kinda slowing me down. That's just how life is right?
Until next time, enjoy!
I don't own Regular Show or the characters.
161. Christmas Payback (White Elephant Gift Exchange)
Once the elf finished beating up Muscle Man and left the park house, the green man felt sore all over.
"That...was...brutal. Oh..." he moaned.
"Well, it served you right for those mean pranks you pull every year!" Pops said as he crossed his arms.
"Yeah man!" Hi-Five Ghost agreed, "I mean, I usually don't mind your pranks but pulling pranks on Christmas is going too far and it's not cool!"
"Yeah!" Rigby said in anger, "You're like the jerk who ruins Christmas!"
"Christmas is supposed to be the happiest time of the year but because of you, you make it the saddest." Mordecai added.
"Definitely." Skips nodded, "It's a new low on pranks, even for you."
"So now, since you like to play pranks on us every Christmas, we'll prank YOU from now on every Christmas." Benson gave a smirk.
Muscle Man looked like he was about to have a panic attack, "Oh no, bro'!" he begged, "Please don't! I promise I won't pull pranks on Christmas again! Please, just don't give me that present again!"
"Okay." his boss shrugged, "I think you had enough "presents" for one day. Right guys?"
"As long as he stops pulling pranks on the holidays." Skips gave him a stern glare.
"I promise! I promise!" Muscle Man nodded.
"Good enough for me." Mordecai said.
"Us too." Everyone else agreed.
"Oh, thank you guys." Muscle Man sighed with relief, "Thanks."
And Muscle Man kept his promise for years to come.
162. Moving Back (Merry Christmas Mordecai)
Eileen was getting everything ready for her party when she heard the phone ring.
RING! RING!
"Hello?" she answered, "Margaret! OMG! I am so glad to hear from you again! How are you?! I'm great, just setting up for my Christmas Sweater Party. What's that? You're coming back to town? That's awesome! I can't wait to see you again! I'll pick you up at the airport soon, okay? Alright, see you soon! Bye!"
Eileen hung up and she was very excited, "Yay! Margaret is coming back! I can't wait to tell Mordecai and Rigby!"
163. Worried Mother (Sad Sax)
After CJ had left the hospital, Mordecai was greeted by his mother who was sobbing her eyes out.
"Oh my little Mordy!" Cecilia cried as she hugged her son, "I heard what happened and I was so worried about you! I thought you died and I would never see you again! Oh my little baby boy!"
"Mom!" Mordecai groaned in pain, "I'm fine! I'm okay, really! I'm alive aren't I?"
His mother calmed down and lets go of him for a bit, "You're right, honey. But still, I'm very proud of you for getting back together with CJ." she smiled through her tears, "I'm really happy for you, Mordy."
"Thanks mom." Mordecai smiled weakly, "I love you."
"I love you too, Mordy." Cecilia smiled and hugged him a little more gently this time.
164. Club (Park Managers Lunch)
A few days after Benson joined the Park Managers Lodge and he wasn't exactly enjoying himself. He saw that every park manager was talking about bossing around and insulting their workers.
"This is not what I had really wanted." Benson thought to himself, "Sure, I joke around every now and then but not like this. After all Mordecai, Rigby, Pops, and the others are not just workers but they'e my friends too."
"So Benson," Gene approached him, "how are you liking the Lodge?"
"To be honest with you Gene-" he tried to say before Gene interrupted.
"Before you say anything, I have something for you." Gene pulled out an outfit from behind his back, "In order to become a full member, we would like you to wear this butler suit for about a week and let us boss you around for a while."
That was the final straw for Benson, "You know what Gene? I'm not gonna wear that stupid costume, I'm not gonna let you push me around and I am certainly not going join your stupid club!" he said in anger.
"Aw come on Benson!" Gene complained before being cut off.
"No! You come on!" Benson yelled and took off his Lodge pin, "Here's your stupid pin back! I am going back to the park and I don't EVER want to see you guys near there or my friends ever again! Good-Bye!"
He stormed out of the place leaving Gene and the other park workers stunned
"Fine!" Gene yelled back, "Take off! Who needs you, anyway?!"
And they just went on with their own business. When Benson returned to the park, everyone was proud of him for quitting the Lodge and standing up to Gene.
165. Pick Up (Mordecai And Rigby Down Under)
After Mordecai and Rigby woke up, they found the same soda place that was in their dream and asked if they could use the phone. Once the owner agrees, Mordecai remembered not to call Benson and decided to call Pops instead.
"Hello Pops?" Mordecai said on the phone, "It's me, Mordecai. Listen, Rigby and I accidentally fell asleep in a crate and now we are all the way in Australia. Can you come pick us up? You will? Thanks so much! We will. Okay bye!"
"What did he say?" Rigby asked as Mordecai hung up.
"He's on his way." he answered, "He'll be here in about twenty minutes."
"Good." Rigby sighed in relief, "Our jobs are saved."
Later, Pops picked them up and saved them from getting fired. However, they did get yelled at Benson for sleeping on the job. But hey, Mordecai and Rigby are lucky they still have their jobs.
166. Invasion (Married And Broke)
While they were watching Muscle Man and Starla compete on the game show, the guys were suddenly swarmed buy a bunch of ants!
"Why are these ants attacking us?!" Benson exclaimed.
"They feel so itchy!" Pops cried as he rolled around on the floor.
The little insects kept on crawling around and the guys had no way to get rid of them! Soon, the ants have created a giant ant hole that destroyed the house and some of them started to blast everything in their flying saucers!
"What do we do?" Rigby asked as he and the others were ducking for cover.
"I have an idea!" Skips said.
He, carefully, ran all the way back to his house and came back with what looked like jugs of bug spray.
"What are these, Skips?" asked Hi-Five Ghost.
"Magic bug spray." he answered, "It's the only way to defeat these ants. Now let's go!"
"Right!" the others followed him.
With the magic of Skips' bug spray, the ants were defeated and just in time for the guys to see Muscle Man and Starla with the the only thing left to do is repair the park house...again.
167. Sincere Apology (I See Turtles)
CJ dialed the numbers and held the phone to her ears.
"Hello?" she said.
"CJ?" Margaret asked on the other line, "What do you want?"
"I just wanted to say..." she swallowed before she continued, "I'm sorry for the way I acted."
"What?" Margaret said in confusion, "What are you saying?"
"Listen." CJ continued, "I know we've had our differences about our feelings towards Mordecai but that doesn't mean it should get in the way of our friends in need. I have been totally selfish to you and Eileen and I'm really sorry. It's okay if you don't wanna forgive me but please, you have to come help us! Eileen needs your help! Please?"
The cloud woman didn't have to wait long for an answer.
"I accept your apology." Margaret said warmly, "And I'll be right over."
"Oh thank you." CJ sighed with relief, "Thanks so much."
"Anytime." Margaret said before she hung up.
Even though Margaret helped her friends saved the day, it became a little tricky for her to talk to CJ. But, they will become good friends in due time.
Right?
168. Father And Son (Format Wars II)
DVD stood in the spot where his father had fallen in battle and sat on his knees in despair.
"I'm sorry, dad." DVD said as he eyes filled with tears, "I'm so sorry about all this. I should have never started this war. I wish I can tell you this."
"I'm sorry too, son." a voice said as DVD felt a hand on his shoulder.
DVD turned around and there standing behind him was the ghost of his father, Archie!
"Dad!" he said in surprise, 'B-B-But I...I saw-"
"I know, my son." he said sadly, "I know you saw me get killed but I wanted to tell you that I'm sorry for leaving you and your mother years ago. I should've been there for you instead of disappearing from your life. Can you ever forgive me?"
Tears started pouring out as DVD hugged his father for the very first time, "Yes. Of course I forgive you, father!" he said with a sob, "And I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!"
"It's okay, son." he said softly and patted his back, "It's okay. Shhhhh. I forgive you and I love you."
"I love you too, dad." DVD said with a sniffle.
169. Lecture (Eileen Flat Screen)
When Joanne arrived at the family manor, she went inside and saw that all of her family looked very angry at her.
"Joanne, how can you destroy the prize heirloom?!" asked her mother in anger.
"It wasn't my fault!" Joanne yelled, "It was my former no-respect much stupid roommate and her friends!"
"Really?" her grandfather asked in curiosity, "What did they do?"
"They turned on the TV!" she answered.
"That's it?" he asked.
"And they moved the plug to the bottom to place the other plug for their TV!" Joanne added furiously.
"Joanne, that was really stupid!" Joannes uncle scolded her.
"What?!"
"Joanne," her grandfather began, "that was not their fault! It was your own fault! We invented that TV for other people, besides us, to enjoy! All we told you is to protect it, not act like a jerk to other people and it's clear that you failed both of those things."
Joanne sighed in defeat, "Okay, okay, I get it. I'm sorry. I guess I got a little bit out of control with my anger and I regret it now. Okay?"
"That's not enough, young lady." her grandfather said in a stern manner, "It will take us a while for us to forgive your actions."
"And you're grounded as well." her mother added.
"What?!" Joanne complained.
"End of discussion!" she said as they left.
Joanne was confined to the mansion for at least a month to think about what she did. And she never bothered Eileen or her friends ever again.
170. Prices (Happy Birthday Song Contest)
The day after the contest, Mordecai and Rigby were watching TV when the news came on.
"We interrupt this program to bring you this message!" a male reporter said as he is shown standing in front of a bakery, "Due to the drop of cake sales all over the city, bakery stores everywhere have decided to return cake prices back to normal. That's right, cakes and cake batter are no longer extremely expensive. Back to you."
"Aw yeah-yuh!" Mordecai raised his arms up, "Cakes are back!"
"Yeah they are!" Rigby did the same.
"OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!" they both cheered.
The guys spent most of their paychecks to buy cakes and cake mixes to last them for weeks. Or days depending on their appetite.
171. Sorrow (Benson's Suit)
As the washing machine ran, Benson rested his head on top of the lid and cried softly. He didn't want anyone to hear him or make fun of him about crying over a suit, even if it did save his life. But, Benson certainly never expected an immortal yeti to come right behind him and placed a comforting hand on his shoulder.
"Wha-?" the manager turned around, "S-Skips?"
"It's okay, Benson." he said softly, "I know how it feels to lose someone close to you."
Benson said nothing else as his eyes welled up with fresh tears and found himself, sobbing, in the arms of his friend.
"There there." Skips said as he rubbed his back, "It's okay. There's no shame in crying over a lost friend."
"T-Thank S-Skips." Benson said with a lump in his throat.
The crying went on for a few more minutes before Benson had finally calmed down and Skips treated him some wings to make him feel better. Benson may have lost the suit, but at least he still has his dear friends from the park.
(To Be Continued)
