The Random tales of the warrior cats
Starclan's Randomness part 1:
Disclaimer: I don't own the Warrior cats.

A dark grey she-cat with orange eyes looked down at the lush green grass. The cat did not hear a blue-grey she-cat with blue eyes approaching her.
"Yellowfang? Are you ok?" asked the blue-grey cat. The dark grey cat looked up.
" Bluestar? Of course I'm fine. Why wouldn't I be?" asked the dark grey cat.
"Yellowfang, you just seem like you was upset about something" Bluestar meowed gently.
"I'm not upset, Bluestar. Why don't we go to your pub?" asked Yellowfang.
"Alright" Bluestar smiled.
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The two cats walked into the Blue Star Pub and Yellowfang ordered a glass of wine.
Bluestar had ordered a beer and sat drinking her beer.
"So, what's going through your mind, Yellowfang?" asked Bluestar.
"Nothing, just thinking about my life after I had...is that Whitestorm?" asked Yellowfang.
Sure enough, a white tom was walking drunkly, singing different twoleg songs.
"Err... Yes. Yellowfang, I think he's drunk again" Bluestar sighed. Whitestorm stumbled over.
"Yourrr very preetty" slurred the drunken tom. Yellowfang placed a paw to her head. She sighed.
"I have to save Littlecloud's sanity from Blackstar" the former Medicine cat lied. But before she could walk away, Whitestorm started to sing again.
Whitestorm got a cuff around the ear from Bluestar.

(A/N: Sorry it's short. Had writer's block)