The random tales of the warriors.
Chapter 28: Starclan randomness part 4
Disclaimer: I don't own the warriors. I only own Gizmo, Skyglitter, Treepaw, Patchpaw, Greenpaw, Warmkit, Whiskeypaw, Greatkit, Fastpaw, Butterkit and Bluekit.
In Starclan, the former leaders were talking about what they should've done when they were alive when Bluestar walked in, holding a broomstick.
"Err, Bluestar, what are you doing with that twoleg object?" asked Crookedstar, looking worried. Bluestar smirked in a rather evil way which made the former Riverclan leader regret even asking.
"Crookedstar, I am planning to drive out Thistleclaw with this twoleg object that is called a broomstick that an insane twoleg with a stick kindly gave to me. Do you want to come and watch?" asked Bluestar. Crookedstar and the other former leaders decided to run for the non-existent hills of Starclan.
Bluestar shrugged her shoulders and went to find Thistleclaw...
Meanwhile in a distant clearing, Thistleclaw was with Snowfur when he shuddered violently.
He had a very bad feeling that something was going to happen to him.
Then Bluestar randomly appeared with a broomstick in her paws, while she was followed by a white tom with odd coloured eyes and a white she-cat with blue eyes.
"Err, Bluestar? Who are the cats that are following you?" asked Thistleclaw.
"Oh the she-cat is Skyglitter and the old tom is Gizmo, a former Kittypet that passed on. He gets dragged to the clan side by Skyglitter. They are here to watch me chase you from Starclan as you are evil and I dislike you" replied Bluestar.
"I doubt this will be interesting as you said it will be, Skyglitter. So I'll be on this randomly conveniently placed rock and bask in this sunlight" grumbled the very old tom.
"But Gizmo, this will be interesting! Don't be such a grumpy flea bag! You are just as grumpy as Yellowfang. Maybe you two should meet up and grumble about us younger cats" sighed Skyglitter.
"Whatever happened to respecting your elders, Skyglitter? I'm only grumpy because you dragged me from an old female housefolk's lap! Her lap was warm and comfortable. She was giving me a brush of my fur with her hands just like she used to when we alive! I was content of just watching the living world to see my former housefolk go on with their lives while I wait for them to join the afterlife. And I was meant to go and see my brother, sister my niece, her mother and my last male companion when I was alive after my observation of the housefolk we lived with during our lives" ranted Gizmo.
"I'm sorry Gizmo, but this will only take a second of your time" sighed Skyglitter.
Thistleclaw was distracted by the Kittypet and the strange clan cat that he did not see Bluestar swing the broomstick at his rear. He yelped and glared at Bluestar.
"You crazy mouse brain! Why did you hit me with that twoleg object? It hurts and I can't feel my poor rear!" hissed Thistleclaw. Bluestar swung the broomstick again and Thistleclaw leaped to the side. Skyglitter and Gizmo stopped arguing to see Thistleclaw being chased by a broomstick-welding Bluestar. Snowfur was chasing Bluestar to stop her sister from harming her mate and father of her kit, Whitestorm. Skyglitter and Gizmo looked at each in silence.
"I guess that was interesting. Is it always this entertaining in Starclan?" asked Gizmo, odd eyes glittering with amusement.
The old tom suddenly let out a wheezy laugh.
"Sadly, not in my Starclan. This Starclan, However is a completely different matter all together now.
I believe that this Starclan is a lot crazier than before. I mean we have a Pub that Clan cats can gamble mice away in a game of new market.
Then there is a Fresh kill pile that is guarded by Owlstar and his warriors. Then there is the moss kit's sweetshop" replied Skyglitter.
"Well, this old cat has seen enough for today. Please take me back to the housefolk's den before my family and friend starts to look for me" wheezed Gizmo. Skyglitter took the old tom back to the Kittypet afterlife, as they both heard Thistleclaw's yelps, thuds of Bluestar's broom and Snowfur's yells for Bluestar to stop.
Meanwhile, in Mosskit's shop, Snowkit was looking around as Speckletail and Dappletail rolled their eyes at Snowkit.
"Of all the things we could do on Snowkit's birthday, he picks to go to Mosskit's sweetshop!" groaned Dappletail, shaking her head.
"It could have been worst. Remember Swiftpaw's birthday, last moon? Swiftpaw, Smokepaw, Badgerfang, Adderpaw, Molepaw, Sweetpaw, Shrewpaw, Primrosepaw, Pikepaw, Cherrypaw, Ravenpaw, Spottedpaw, Gorsepaw, Lightningpaw, Acornpaw, Snailpaw, Tansypaw, Emberkit, Treepaw, Greenpaw, Patchpaw, Fastpaw, Whiskeypaw, Warmkit, Butterkit, Greatkit Bluekit and Blossompaw all went camping and they destroyed that twoleg den with Lionblaze who is a bad Influence on the younger cats. I can't imagine what they will do next" sighed Speckletail.
Soon the two she-cats herded Snowkit to the playground for young kits. All of the Thunderclan cats that had joined Starclan were there to grant Snowkit's wish. The young kit wished to have the ability to make himself visible or invisible with a single thought.
"Are you ready for your presents, Snowkit?" asked Frostfur. Snowkit nodded in excitement and began to open up his presents.
From the absent Bluestar, he got a few packets of sweets.
From Snowfur and Thistleclaw, Snowkit received a book on how to be the best warrior, written by Thunder himself.
From Ashfur, he received a book on how to deal with bad situations.
From Swiftpaw and the other apprentices, Snowkit received a camping kit, complete with matches.
Sadly, Speckletail took the matches away and told Snowkit that he will not touch the matches until he was at least six seasons old.
From Whitestorm and the warriors, the kit received a book of stories about their battles.
From the queens, Snowkit received a few mice and a ball of moss.
From the elders, he received a book of myths.
From Skyglitter, the visiting Starclan cat, he received a book of healing herbs plus a pack of his favourite sweets, Sugar mice.
From Gizmo, the elderly Kittypet, he received a ball of twoleg stuff.
"That's a ball of wool. One of my housefolk used to make things with the wool. She still does. The blankets were the best as they were simple but warm. The younger cats liked to play with the wool too" sighed Gizmo. Snowkit looked at the old cat with wide blue eyes.
"Would you tell me stories about your life when you was alive? Were you a cheeky kit?" asked Snowkit. Gizmo chuckled.
"I was a cheeky kit, so many years ago. Twenty two years to be exact. One time, my housefolk had gotten married and they had these gifts that their guests had brought them. They were unwrapped and the paper looked so fun to play in, so I jumped into the paper. Another time, the housefolk, my housefolk were staying with, had a bird table. I climbed it to get the birds. Once, both my brother and I cleared out our housefolk's neighbour's fish pond. But as I got older, I stopped doing those things. I did smack the younger cats who disturbed my peace or flicked my tail in anger when the two kits my housefolk were given decided to guide me back inside the house" sighed Gizmo. Snowkit looked at Gizmo in awe.
"What happened to your brother?" asked Snowkit.
"He passed away before I did. His death was violent. He suffered a heart attack and died. Our sister died while our housefolk were away. My niece died at four years old. She had been poisoned by some crazy housefolk who poisoned the pigeon she ate. Her mother was put down because she had blood poisoning, caused by a flea bite. My male companion was hit by a monster, months after my death. My own death, I tried to fight for my housefolk's sakes. But the female housefolk told me to go and I did. But that's all in the past now" sighed Gizmo.
"Now, we shouldn't think such morbid things on Snowkit's birthday, Gizmo. Anyway, Snowkit, it is time for Starclan to grant your wish to be invisible at will.
So, go and use your temporary powers for mischief on the living Thunderclan" chuckled Skyglitter.
Snowkit grinned and set off to torment Berrynose.
(A/N: I've decided to end this chapter with Snowkit setting off to torment Berrynose as this chapter is already three pages and 1372 words. I've also got an assignment that I need to finish off before next week so, I won't be updating this story or any of the others for a while. As for not updating this story during the summer holidays, I've been a bit lazy and I've been reading Pokémon fanfics for half the summer. I wonder what Snowkit would do to Berrynose with his temporary powers? Find out in Part 5 of the Starclan Randomness.)
