We do not own the Owl House, Huntik or any other funny references. A hobby to show what creative minds could do.

PUMPKIN MAN!

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"Well kids?" Eda said with joy. "Have you ever seen such a wonderful sight as this?!" The five person group saw… a dead green slug with orange eyes on its body.

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Um…"

"I… don't… like this." Luz said, shaking her head.

"Yeah there's nothing more splendid than a trash slug," she said walking up to it. "It makes a home of life from others who have been thrown by the wayside," Eda explained as she threw away a rubber chicken. "Until, BLAM!" she emphasizes it by slamming her first onto her palm. "It gets blasted by a wave one day and croakes by all the salt, and then we get to sell this stuff at ate."

Luz cringes as she sees the pickaxe motioned to her, already having the idea what Eda has in mind. "... Please don't make me…"

"Hand me the pickaxe." Chris said and grabs the digging tool and walks forward.

"Wait what?" Beat looked at his short friend in shock. "You're going in there?"

"Yeah, where else am I going to get some parts for the Holotome." the short teen said as he started digging.

"Eh come on Luz," King said as he placed a towel with a duck on the sandy ground. "It's not everyday when you get to dig trash out of a carcass." But sand was launched at him, turning to see Bulregard digging the beach. "Hey!"

"Eh nuts to you both." Eda thenstart hacking and digging into the slug making the tall and normal size teens squeem in disgust.

"So Eda," she winced again with another hit. "What about a new lesson for my apprenticeship?" another wince. "Like reading ancient scrolls or mix together positions or-"

"Eh, it sounds like boring magic school nonsense." Eda said, throwing away another piece of trash.

"... Wait…" Beat shakes his head in curiosity. "Did you say… school? Like a Magic School?"

"As in blinding towers, cute uniforms, dark plots that threaten your life, kind of magic school?!" Luz said excitingly.

"Ugh… yeah…" Eda sounds out in disgust as she digs what she needs. "What's worse, they force you to learn magic the proper way." she said and turned to the humans. "But magic isn't proper, It's wild and unpredictable." her voice is filled with compassion and grace. "And that's why it's so beautiful." she then gestures herself and around her trash pile the giant dead monster. "I didn't finish school, and look at me!" the teens just stared at her with confusion. "Who wouldn't envy me where I am today."

"A woman who picks through trash to make a quick buck?" Beat guessed.

"You mean a Trash Hobo?" Luz added her two cents.

"Yep!" that only made the human girl look down which made Eda feel a little bad. "Uh hey here's a lesson. Here kid, dig in." Eda grabs Luz's hand and dunks it into a small green pool of… who knows what… "Every which has to be resourceful, their surroundings is also their trump card."

Luz pulled out her hand and looked at what she pulled out "... a slimeball and… more Amulets?" Luz looked into her hand as the string dangled around her fingers.

"Really?" the Owl Lady slaps her face. "You know what? I don't even care what kind of luck you kids hold?"

"What do you expect?" Beat said with a shrug. "Maybe we can find you a powerful titan to match your abilities Eda."

"Eh, maybe." the Owl lady said shrugging as well. "But I rather use my magic then letting Titans fight my battles."

"Are you sure?

"Yeah, I'm not letting any Titan take the blame," she said and started hacking into the Trash Slug. "Besides, If I do find a Titan, I'll know for sure it's going to be one heck of a business partner."

"You can have Titans fighting partners right Eda?" Beat said as he watches the now duo trash diggers.

"Oh yeah," Eda checked out a telescope, looking the wrong way and tossing it aside. "Witches are full of magic, it's plausible to summon a Titan… if it wants to come out."

"What about Bulregard?" Chris said as he lifted his pickaxe, pointing at the large bulldog titan who is rolling around the sand. "He's not good at fighting but he's the best tracker… second to King."

"Hey!" the king of demons shouted. "I take offence to that!"

"It's a dog titan King, you look like a cat."

"Again I take offence to that!" but soon the demon king was carried by Bulregard by the maw. "Hey! Let me go!" orders received and King was now in the hole… now filling the hole up.

"Would you like your belly rubbed?" Beat teased the small adorable demon. "I'm sure Luz would love to do it regardless."

"... You know what…" Luz backs away and points over her shoulder. "I… think I'll head home… look at pictures of animals that are still alive…" She then kneels to Bulregard and scratches his head. "See ya Bul, and dig out King."

"Arf!" the Titan dog starts to dig King back up.

"I'm staying with Eda." Chris hefts the pick axe on his shoulder.

"Wait… seriously?!"

"I said I could fix the Holotome, but it's still a long way." He said and walked to the Trash Slug. "With this, I might be able to find the parts I need to get it up and running." He said and looked at his friends. "Plus, this will be a good chance to see you two stay out of trouble without me?"

"Good point, I'll watch over Luz." Beat said walking with her to the Owl house.

"Got it!" Chris said as he went deeper to the trash slug with Eda. "Ugh!? What is that smell?"

"Don't worry about it kid." The Owl Lady said as she entered the mouth. "It's just the smell of treasure waiting to be sold in riches."

As soon as Bul grabbed King from the hole, the latter shook off the sand off his fur and glared at the titan. "You have made a terrible mistake, now you are my enemy!" but the titan dropped King on solid ground. Yawning and layed on the sandy beach. "You'll rue the day when you cross pass with the king of demons!" Then some junk was tost out of the carcass and a tuba landed on King's head. "Ow!"

"This is awesome!"

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Beat and Luz are walking down as she is looking at the slimeball on her hand. "I don't know Beat, i mean, if being a witch is finding slime balls, then I don't think I have the stomach for it." Luz said, pocketing the said slime ball.

"I'm sure it's going to be alright in the future." Beat said swing his arm to his chest. "And it's just a few days since we've been here, and I'm sure Eda is busy with her… 'business' and she helped us for time to time remember?"

"You can do this!" a voice caught all three of the humans. "You can!"

"Mysterious voice of encouragement?" The only girl walked to the course of the voice with the boys on her tail, they pushed through the bush to see a girl with dark green hair, brown eyes, wearing glasses and a uniform with black hood and purple sleeves and pants. "no, a little witch!"

"Oh wow, another witch." Beat whispered.

"You can do it!" the witch said to herself. "If You get a bad grade, it doesn't reflect you as a witch, and my parents are right, there are better opportunities in this track, now get to school!" she said after accidentally stepping on a flower. "Oh no! I'm so sorry little friend!" She then makes a small green circle over the flower as it starts to grow back to life unknowingly that the two humans are watching her.

"Whoa…"

"Never gets old." Beat said with a smile. Then a wheel barrel start to roll in front of the deep green hair girl, on top of a pot is another girl who has pale skin, two-toned, chin-length aquamarine hair that is brown at the roots and has a ponytail pulling the front hair out of her face, and her eyes are golden colored, wearing the same clothes, color and was reading a book.

"Willow," the new comer said, closing her book and jumping off of her pot. "Wow, you're so unnoticeable I almost rolled into you." the flower which was resurrected… had limped lifelessly

"Who's that girl?" the tall teen whispered to Luz whis she didn;t respond.

"Hi… Amity," the girl named Willow spoke as if constaing her anger as she stood.

"Shouldn't you be in class early," The girl with green hair known as Amity, as if prideful but half heartedly concerned. "You know, to prepare your project?" but the wheelbarrow belonging to Willow shook violently, spilling over the cauldron as the contents of purple ooze had become lifeless. "Oh no… you don't have anything left to show do you?"

"Ouch, that stings." the large teen said, whining in the atmosphere.

"Witch drama!" Luz said quietly but loud enough for her friend.

Amity then sighed as Willow covered her head with her hood. "This is why everyone calls you half-a-witch Willow." Amity said to her, then they hear some liquid noises. "Oh someone wants to meet you," she said and opens the cauldron, "abomination, rise." looking to see a humanoid slime creature, but more stable. It reaches over, poking gently to Willow's forehead to create a star-like mark.

"...You're… a… star…" it said standing back up.

"Oh… it's like mine," Amity points to the badge on her uniform. "But smaller and meaningless, and it's my job as Top Student to keep at it, abomination, cower." she commanded as the purple creature went back into the pot.

"Sheesh, sarcastic as much." Beat shivers at the girl.

"See you in class superstar." she said walking away with her wheelbarrow leaving Willow to wipe the 'star' off her forehead.

"Yeesh, she's had it rough." Beat said, turning to his friend. "We have to help her, somehow." but soon the two weirdos felt a tremor. "... did someone order a quake?"

"No..." Luz said.

"...uh oh…" then a burst of green vines came for their legs and pulled them towards the caster. "I REGRET NOTHING!" Beat clawed the ground before joining his friend.

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"Not a bad haul," Eda said, tying a blanket full of eggs on her staff. "How are you holding up shortstuff?"

"I think I got a good amount of stuff to fix up the Holotome?" he said as Caliban is carrying a sack with Gar-Ghoul, his own cargo. "Thanks for your help guys." they nodded to their seeker.

"Which reminds me, shouldn't Bulregard be returning to your amulet?" she said pointing at the Titan Bulldog pinning King down, licking him against his will. "It's been a day already and he doesn't seem tired at all?"

"I don't know why Bul is still out of his amulet." the short teen said. "Maybe the Holotome has the answer why he's sticking around?"

"After you fix it."

"Yeah, yeah." Chris said, waving off. "Bulriguard, come along!" the dog titan barked as he got off of King and walked over to his Seeker.

"Aren't you forgetting something?" King spoke out as after shaking off the saliva from Bulreguard.

"Hm… no…" the Owl Lady ponders.

"You've gained trash, lost two apprentices, fair trade?"

"I know Beat, and he's with Luz," Chris said then started to stare into space. "Which now I'm thinking about it, it's terrifying."

"Ha!" the King of Demons scoffs. "If you don't teach Luz right, you're going to be stuck with Shortstack here!"

Bul growls at King but the short Seeker calms him down. "Hold on pally." Eda said and stepped forward. "Are you saying you can teach better than me?"

"I'm betting I can." King said and pointed at Chris. "I bet I can be better at teaching him and the others than you."

"Hey, I want no part of this," Chris said to King and Eda. "I'm completely neutral, ok?"

"No problem, I need a non-biased judge anyway." Eda said with a smile, grabbing a planner book from her hair and flipped the pages "Okay, I'm obligated to remind you that I only use our bets to utterly humiliate you." she sand and flipped the page of the current scoreboard. Where Eda has many tallies while King has zero wins. "And that you never won."

"... I like those odds." the king of demons declared his determination.

"Alright," she said and grabbed an egg. "If you can teach this trashslug to be your loyal soldier in one day. Prove that you can be a better teacher than me, and the kids are yours." she said to King who looked at the live egg. "But, if you don't, I change your name from King, to Mr. Wiggles."

"Alright!" King accepts the terms. "If I win, you have to wear a Shame hat, and sleep in the shack, and never come into the Owl House again!"

"... Deal." Eda presents the book with a page of their contract, where the king of demons slap the page to stamp it. The owl lady looked at the contract and nodded, tossing the egg at King's head to hatch it in his paws.

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Back with Beat and Luz, they're on the ground in front of Willow who's in her growing phase, until she snaps out of it and looks at them. "Oh no, no, no! I'm so sorry!" she said as she commands the vines to let go of the humans.

"It's alright, the thorns went through a few layers of skin." luz said as Willow looks closer at the two humans.

"So… circly." This made Beat and Luz gasped and covered their ears.. Which is wrapping their heads with their arms. "You two are humans! This is astounding! Two humans in the boiling isles! How did you two get here? What are you doing here?" she questioned them excitedly until she heard the bell ring which saden her. "Uh sorry I can't stay here, I have to disappoint my teacher, it was nice seeing you two."

"W-wait!" Luz said running up to the witchling. "I'm Luz and this big lug is Beat."

"Nice to meet you Willow." the tall teen said with a wave. "We saw what you did with those plants, it was amazing."

"Thanks, but I'm not supposed to be doing plant magic, my parents put me on the abomination track at school." Willow said, then Luz went up to her with a pure happy energy.

"EEEEEH! Like, magic school?" the abnormal teen said to Willow as she nods. "That's so cool! I'm so jealous! We have a teacher but her lessons are a bit…"

"Abnormal, unpredictable, and a little strange?" Beat list down the words his friend was looking for.

"Thank you Beat, and she wont let me even enroll." Luz mopes. "But I wish I could spend one day there."

"I wish I could get a passing grade for once." Willow moped as she kicked the purple puddle as an eye slid away. "Then people won't stop calling me half a witch willow."

"Wait, I have an idea!" Luz said with a dumb grin.

"L." Beat then raised an eyebrow. "What are you thinking?

"Turn me into an Abomination!" Luz said while sloping herself with purple goo.

"What?!" Willow and Beat said simultaneously.

"I saw that girl's thing, it's just chunks of stuff that talks weird, I'm chunks of stuff and I talk weird!" Luz said, slapping her cheeks while smiling.

"That's true," she then giggles but turns her attention to Beat. "What about Beat? He's large and is he a Troll?"

"No, he gets that a lot actually." Then she got another idea. "... or maybe…"

"Luz, don't…"

"I know," Luz points at Beat. "He'll be your abomination!"

"..." the tall teen slaps his face with his palm. "Oh… now I'm understanding why Chris has to deal with us?"

"hmm, " Willow then looks at the two humans thinking about Luz's two plans.

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Willow is pushing the cart to her school with Luz inside the pot. "Are you doing okay in there Beat?" She whispered at the pot.

"Not likely," Beat's voice said seeing that he's on the bottom and Luz is on the top. "Luz is on my belly and I'm having a cramp in here."

"Sorry, but I have to take both of you so Luz can see the school and you can watch over her.'' She apologizes as Willow looks ahead. "Welcome to Hexside, remember to stay hidden okay guys?"

Luz squeals in delight to actually be in a school for magic beings. "Beat are you seeing this?"

"Hold on," a milk carton with which was made as a periscope looked around. "Yeah… I see it."

"Sorry about this, but you'll crush me if I'm underneath you." Luz apologies to her larger friend in the pot.

"No worries, just make sure it's worth the trouble." Beat said. "The only regret I have is not taking yoga as my extra curricular course."

Willow made her way to her locker and scratched it making a tongue pop out holding the young witches books and grabbing it. "Are you sure you guys are okay in there?"

"We're fine." Luz's voice spoke up.

Then bumping into Willow is a short teen with brown skin and dark brown hair with lighter shades and wearing the same uniform, but has light blue sleeves and was holding a magazine. "Willow, you wouldn't believe humans."

"Humans? I haven't seen any, what?" she said while raising her voice making the said human boy slap his face.

"Did you know humans know barbed wire for their kids' teeth?! But why? Maybe to make them magnetic." he said, still reading his magazine.

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"Burr." Chris felt a shiver down his spine while working on the Holotome.

Eda on a recliner under a beach umbrella looks at her apprentice. "You ok?"

"Yeah…" the human looks left and right. "I feel like my intelligence was insulted or something?"

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"Actually it's for storing treats!" Luz said, blowing her cover which made the short teen look at Willow strangely.

Willow sighed and couldn't hide it anymore. "Alright augustus i'm going to tell you something, but you have to be cool, you're going to meet two friends of mine."

"... did you say two?" Augustus asked in curiosity.

"Okay, abominations, raise." then raising is Luz, then making her raise is Beat who is carrying her on his shoulders.

"Oh god my back!" the large teen said in pain.

"Tada! I'm an abomination!" Luz said with optimism.

"No," Willow said to the humans in front of the cauldron. "Abominations aren't supposed to talk… or have intelligence…" but she winces at Beat. "Would you like to stay in my locker instead?"

"Can your locker fit me?" Beat questioned her logic. But the real question was the lockers have teeth. "... You know what? The Cauldron just feels a little comfier than… teeth…"

Then Augustus dropped his magazine out of shock. "H-Humans?..." he said while pulling his pointy ears.

"Augustus here is the president of the Human discovery society." Willow clarifies for her human friends. "Most witches and wizards don't recognise humans, but he's an expert."

"Where are your gills?"

"We're ground apes, not sea monkeys." Beat puts his fists to his hips. "... Oh dear light I'm turning into Chris?"

"No~! Not my Beat!" Luz shouted in anguish. "And we know Augustus back home, we call him Gus."

"Gus… short for Augustus…" the boy was about to squeal but contained his delight. "This is the best day of my life."

*AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!"

The humans flinched in fright… to see the schoolbell's… different… behavior than mechanical.

"I-I got to head for spelling class, see you guys at lunch!" Gus said running to his class.

"Alright, into the darkness you two go." Willow said, making Luz hissed and Beat breathed while cracking his back.

"Ok give me a second." Beat takes deep breaths. "... Ok... *GASP!* he sank back in the cauldron.

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As the tiny trashslug is presented with a dog treat snack, looking at it in curiosity and sniffs it. "Awe, who's a good Prince, Jr.? Who's a good guy?"

"Hey, Mr. Wiggles." Eda called out the King of demons as she was lounging on her beach chair with a cool refreshment drink on the table. "You're not gonna teach it anything doing that."

The short teen is working on a bench with Minddrone helping him passing the tools while sparks are flying from the Holotome. "Bribing an animal instinct, not a good idea." Chris spoke out his two cents to King. "Even so, I highly doubt you have the experience to train it into something ferocious and loyal like that?"

This causes King to grunt and stomp his foot, no it did not come near Prince, Jr. "It's called positive reinforcement, guys." but his paw felt empty to see it was eaten by the trashslug, watching it grow slightly bigger. "HAHA! Yes, now attack Eda!"

This causes the human to adjust his glasses and blink in shock. "Eda, did that slug just grow bigger?"

"Oh yeah about that, when it eats something it grows bigger." Eda explained as she drank her mug. "By the way, where is Luz and Beat Shortstack?"

"I don't know?" Chris scratches the back of his head. "... Ah well, I'm sure they won't get themselves into too much trouble." he said and returned to work.

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In Abomination class 101 Willow is getting nervous about it seeing the last abomination is a failure with having too many toes. "The next one to come up is…"

"Excuse me sir, but I am ready to present my abomination, rise." she commande as her purple creature raises up in style.

The teacher chuckled a little. "I always save the best for last Amity, you'll have to wait your turn, now… how about.. Willow."

He was about to hide herself but Beats hands touched her knee and gave her a thumbs up. She smiled and rolled the cart up in front of the class. "Um… Abominations…" Willow commanded. "Come forth?"

Then punching the lid off is Luz as she jumps out. "Tada!"

Then Beat comes out like a beast crawling out of a hole. "rah..."

"Oh my," the teacher of Abomination class was surprised to see two abominations in one cauldron. "Two abominations? Impressive."

"Medium Abomination, bow." Willow commanded as Luz goofingly bowed to the class. "Large Abomination, lift this cart." Beat walked to the cart… only to lift it up with ease.

"Very impressive, but do they speak?" the teacher of the abominations questioned her.

"Uh, I maybe your abomination, but your my a'mom'ination!" the medium 'abomination' said while holding Willows hands making the class awed in the cute scene.

"ICE CREAM!" Beat said, dropping the cart down.

"Splendid!" The teacher claps his hands with glee. "Remarkable, to think both abominations have different levels of intelligence," picking up a brush and writing in red ink on their foreheads. "A+."

This made Amity shocked but suspicious about the two 'abominations'. After class the teacher catches Willow wheeling her cart out. "Wonderful work Willow, looks like we have a new top student."

"What!?" Amity said in shock.

"Really?" the teacher nodded to the young witch as he took the start badge from Amity and placed it onto Willow. "Wow, thank you sir."

He nodded and his abomination walked off, but when Willow turned around she saw Amity right in front of her. "Hey," Willow then looked behind her to see she's not over there then back at her. "Last time I saw you, your abomination was mush, and I know you can't have two abominations at the same time, what did you do?"

The plant loving girl hesitated to come up with an answer. "I… uh… took your pep talk to heart, Amity."

"I bet you did, I got my eyes on you, half a witch." she then walked backwards to keep an eye on her then walked away. "That badge is mine."

"... Uh oh," Willow said, holding her check. "I think Amity is on to us."

"Now can I get out of here?" Beat said in the cauldron. "I need to get myself out of this pot before I turn into the bones of a ramen soup base."

"Oh right… wait..." she then opened her lid. "Large abomination, push the cart."

Then Beat's head pops out. "To where?"

"Follow me."

"You got it." the large teen finally crawled out of the cauldron, using the wheelbarrow to push the cart by Willows command. "Should've thought of this, this morning?"

"Hey I was in a bad situation Beat."

"Wee!" Luz shouted enjoying the ride.

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Meanwhile, back at the Owl Hous-

*SLAM!*

"Ow!" Hooty's door was burst open for the door demon to be smashed to his own house walls.

Responsible was Eda who marches out to the guardian. "Have you seen Luz or Beat?"

Hooty repositions himself and nudges his head. "I heard tiny mouse feet and stomping troll hooves close by. Or just mice, in that direction. Hoo, hoo-hoo, hoo."

"..." the Owl Lady raises her brow. "Are you trying to point at something."

"Look at the weather vane!" Shouted Hooty.

Eda looked up at the house's wind compass, the arrow pointing to her. "But the only thing in that direction is- oh no…" then she starts to run to the direction. "No no no no no no!"

"Ok class," said the teacher who is teaching kindergartners that are of different magical creatures. "Recite your runes."

The kids began to talk innocently and adorable together. "Krom, Zix, Elgrim, Zenomide."

"No, blind obedience!" Then she ran to another classroom's window. "No! Pointless busy work!" Another teacher looked much older as teenagers… and Luz with Willow. "NO! But wait, where's Beat?"

-0-

"Ugh," the large teen started to crack his bones while stretching in the bathroom. "Oh god, my neck, back and muscles.'' Then he checks on his amulets which are in a ziplock baggie to prevent them from getting dirty. "If Chris ever hears about this, I won't hear the end of it." But the mirror opened like a door which caught him off guard. "Huh?" Then hands brust and dragged him inside. "gah!" the mirror closed as another student entered to use it.

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Luz, Willow and Gus are at the cafeteria as they are hanging around. "Hey, do humans still eat PB and J's?" Gus said, pulling out a sandwich.

"Ugh yes, I'm so starving for real food." Luz said as the mage splits his sandwich and gives to luz only for her to bite it and sink back into the cauldron.

"I don't know Gus…" Willow said with caution. "If Amity finds out about th-?" then the former top student landed on the table in front of Willow, Gus and the abomination Luz.

"I saw that! Abominations can't eat!" Amity shouted in Willow's face, then she looked into the pot where Luz is. "I know you're in there! You can't hide from me!" The students looked at the Elephant in the room as she violently shakes the supposed human disguised as the abomination. "What are you? Who are you? Where's your friend!? I want Answers!"

"Amity Blight!" The teacher of abomination class saw what was happening. "I've known jealous witches, but this is just sad" he gestures at her strangling Luz. "To Principal Bumps, now."

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"Gah! Who are you?!" Beat was thrown in the middle of the room, posing in a karate stance and looking left and right. "I can take you all on!"

"Whoa there," said a girl's voice as she stepped forward. "We're friends."

"A talking Abomination?" a males voice said.

"Bark!"

"A magical dog?" Beat said, staring at the beast.

The girl gestures the canin student. "This is Barcus, he knows you're human." she said and turned to the male student. "This is Jerudo, and I'm Viney, we're the Detention Track students."

"Hmm, clever," the large teen said, crossing his arms. "I'm Beat, Beat Tanaka."

"Nice to meet you," the boy's name Jerudo waves hello. "We've overheard you talking with Willow and Gus a few doors down."

"You heard us talk?" Beat said with an eyebrow raised. "But how?"

"Arf."

"Barcus says, you're in the room of shortcuts." Viney gestures the entire room. "This place holds lots of secret passageways all over the school." she said and pointed to a door nearby. "Jerubo saw you and Luz performing as Abominations for that Willow girl, it took a lot to not laugh at how everyone bought it." she snort laughs at such a memory.

The tall teen blushed in embarrassment, however found it humorous to see be in such a gentle and open crowd."Oh wow, if my school has this I can be on time everywhere." Beat chuckled on his joke.

"Viney took a vote to help you get in and out of the school no problem." Jerudo said. "We're lucky to get you out before school security caught wind of an Abomination in the boys bathroom."

"Nice, but, I can't go anywhere without Luz, she's the other 'abomination."

The students of the secret shortcut room looked together and nodded. "For a fellow trouble maker, you're in the right place to look for her."

He then did a double gun shot at them. "Anyway while i'm here, let me tell you about Luz and how i got myself rolled up here."

"Arf!" Barcus's mouth held a lunchbox, pushing forward to open a two cut sandwich.

"It's a chicken sandwich, want to split it? he says." Viney translates as the detention students sat together with their own set of lunches.

"Sure Barcus." the large teen said sitting down on the floor. "And before anyone asks, no I'm not a troll."

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"Roll over!" King threw more pet treats at the slug, unaware or cared that the Trashlug had grown as large as a school bus. "Yes! Heel!" he threw more for the growing creature to follow.

"Uh… King…" Chris looks at the creature and the demon. "I don't think this is such a good idea?" The short teen watches the slug growing bigger and bigger.

"Ha! You're just jealous cause my soldier is bigger than any of your weak Titans." declared the king of demons and fed it more.

"Not the point." Chris turned to see the Owl Lady walking back to the Owl House. "Eda, did you find them?"

"Luz, yes, Beat, no idea where he went," she said with a shrug. "And that guy is bigger than me."

"I know the feeling." the short teen sighs, trying to keep an eye on King and the slug. "So… where are they?"

"They're at the magic school." the owl lady spoke in defeat.

"Ha!" King walks to them with Prince, Jr. behind him. "Looks like you lost your students to a real school of learning." he raises his cute tiny arms. "I'm the winner!" unaware that the treats flew and the slug at them in midair.

"Hold your horses little demon," Chris said as he turned to the owl lady. "I know my friends, they wouldn't break into something to learn unless they got invited or for some reason," he explained to Eda. "Plus, the bet's not over, for Eda still has me."

"Oh…" King deflated a little.

"..." Eda sighs in relief and pats Chris on the shoulder. "Thanks kid, so tell me, why is Beat with Luz in that boring school?"

"That I don't know," the short teen shrugs, "But by their troublesome record, I'd say they'll be running back in… before sunset." that is until he sees King and his giant trashslug. "However… we have a … bigger… problem to deal with?"

"What do you mean… bigger…" the owl lady said looking up at the huge slug. Out of her cockiness she had finally realized the real potential problem of the situation. "Oh…"

"Your training is complete Prince, Jr.!" he stated and pointed to town. "Go forth! Make the world tremble at your feet!"... there was silence… as the slug looks down upon King.

"Uh King…." Chris said to the little demon. "I think you fed him too much."

"... Uh…" King grabbed the box of treats… however there is nothing but tiny crumbs. "... Weh?…"

"Welp, my moment of peace didn't last too long." the short teen pulls out his Amulets. "Eda."

"Go get him kid." Eda grabbed her staff and readies for battle.

-0-0-0-

Beat is having a great time with the Detention kids as they told each other stories about their experiences, and they are laughing at Beats the most. "You literally tied yourself into a knot, while bending down in yoga?!" Viney said laughing so hard while holding her belly.

"Yeah, I have no idea how I did it, not even Luz or Chris know how it happened." Beat said, making the three teenagers all laugh at his misfortune.

"Arf! Arf!" Barcus pants as he calms down to clean his glasses with a smile.

"Your welcome dogo." Beat said, finally understanding Barcus. "Now that's been fun but now I need to find Luz and get her outta here." he then walks over to one of the doors and peaks though it. "This one?" a scream from girls and a loud slap is heard.

"..."

"..."

"..."

Beat came back to them with thorns all over his face. "You wouldn't happen to know where Luz, Willow and Gus are would you?"

Viney created a circle with her finger, nodding the air and pointing back. "Yeah, they're back in the Abomination Classroom."

"Thank you," the large teen said, walking to one of the purple doors but turning to the three teens. "Um, which door would it be?" she pointed at the purple door next to the picasso painted door frame. "Got it, hope we can see each other again guys."

-0-0-0-

"Wooo!" Luz raises up from the cauldron. "I'm a sweaty abomination, but at least we don't have to worry about that girl," she then raised her arm up. "High five!" the two witches were confuse on what Luz is doing. "Slap my hand, it's a human thing." she explained while slapping her own hand.

Gus decided to try it out and slap her hand, then she started to like it and kept slapping it. "Wow, oh wow! What a rush!"

"Hey Willow, where's Beat?" Luz said to her new friend, now curious to wonder where her old one is.

"I don't know," Willow said, being worried. "I 'commanded' him to head to the washroom and come back, but it's been a while."

"No, I'm right here." Beat's voice said, making them jump and turn to see Beat right there.

"What the?!" Luz said looking at the large teen. "H-how?"

"Uh…" the door quietly closes and disappears to the chalkboard. "That's a secret." the large teen said with a smile as he made a silent gesture.

But the door slammed open to reveal Amity, but she moved aside to let someone else walk in. it's an old man, presumably due to the wrinkles surrounding his upper lip. His skin is light beige and he has teal eyes and light yellow sclera. He wears a red demon-like hat that covers up half of his face, which makes him look like being consumed by a demon. and traditional academic dress consisting of a long black gown with a gold yoke with a black cape, gold trim at the sleeves, and cape hem plus a blue stole. "Hello students."

"P-Principle Bump." the Young witch said as they move aside and the two humans go back to acting like abominations.

"Hmm," the principle of the school hummed to himself expecting the two 'abominations'. "Abominations, rise." They stand up and start to get nervous about not being able to fool the old man. "Medium Abomination, lie." Unable to deny or blow their cover, Luz sluggish walked to the table and lied on her back… for the Principle to pull out a serrated jagged dagger.

"A KNIFE!?" Beat shouted mentaly. "This is getting dark way too fast!"

"Willow will be the one to make the first cut." he instructed. "After all, it's the creators job to know the inside out… right?"

Willow faked a smile and walked over to Luz. "Y-you can just cut up an Abomination, right?" the human shook her head, having Willow look frightened.

Bump placed his hand onto his green haired student's shoulder "Willow, go ahead and make the first incision."

Beat then sneekly went behind three pots and kicked them down for three abominations to spring out gaining everyone's attention. "Let's not stand here let's mamba!" Beat said as he grabbed Willow and Luz running away.

"They're getting away!" Amity shouted.

"No, the intruders won't get far." Principle Bump said as he made a circle on the wall and cast a spell for red lings to go around the school.

The three had run round to be somewhere in the school, catching their breaths as he saw the coast was clear. "Everyone alright?" Beat looks at his friends.

"Yeah, we're fine." Willow said, assuring her tall human friend.

"I'm sorry," Luz catches her breath. "I just… wanted to see what a real magic school is like."

"Well, how do you like it?" Willow asked her Human friend.

"Great… aside the principle now wanted to kill us." the large teen said honestly.

The student of Hexside nodded, looking around. "Ok, we better get you guys out before-." she was cut off as red magical barriers began to form on each doorway. What worries them is they saw the main entrance to be sealed as well. "Bump seals us in…"

-0-

Chris rolled away from the slug as Minddrone blasts the giant creature with its optical blasts. "Eda! What do I do!?" He said and saw the Swara-Titan get eaten. Watching the energy break down and return to the amulet. "Well, that's one way to take a nap. GAR-GHOUL! CALIBAN!"

The white haired knight and the large stone gargoyle came out of the amulets and landed on both sides to their Seeker.

Eda starts to think of something, then she has an idea and smiles while turning to her shortest apprentice. "Alright shortstack, here's what we're going to do."

-0-

The halls began to seal up with magical barriers as the three were running from the abominations being controlled by Bump.

"Wait no,"Luz grabbed the large teens hand. "If you summon Megataur, you'll destroy half of the school."

"Oh, good point, then new plan," Beat said, pocketing his amulet to grab a new one. "One average size Titan holds the fries coming up. FREELANCER!" Then coming out of the amulet is Freelancer ready to fight and spearced the abominations with ease. "Alright!"

"Whoa…" Willow said in awe seeing a Titan standing in front of her

Principle Bump walked through the barriers to see the Titan battling the Abominations, having him raise his brow. "Hm…" he hid behind a pillar and pulled out an Amulet. "So the human is one of them too, let's test him, Hitokiri." He whispers to the amulet, then coming out of the shadows is an armored warrior with a samurai sword and a red oni mask with hair.

"Another Titan!?" Luz looked in shock. "Better call for backup, Sabriel!" She pulls out her amulet for Sabriel to charge forward to fight the oni titan.

The red masked Yama-Titan blurred in darkness, having the medieval titans back to back too try to keep up. But the Samurai Titan appeared before Sabriel, quickly drawing his sword… The knight shoved the female warrior Titan away to use his shield, but the extra plate of metal was cut in half and was struck down.

"Freelancer!" Beat calls out, watching the physical form disappear and is returned to the Amulet. "It's too fast for our warriors!"

Willow thought of an idea. "We need to slow it down!"

"With what?" Luz she dug her pockets to show her friends. "Kipperin won't do, I don't know the other titans, and all I have is this dumb, greasy Slimball."

"A seed!" Willow gasped with high hopes.

"A what?" Luz said confusingly.

"It's a seed guys, thank goodness you have it on you." Willow said as she grabbed it.

Beat them smirked at Luz while she saw it. "Looks like Eda's lesson is be resourceful."

"Oh stop." Luz said lightly punching Beat on the shoulder. "Thank goodness she told me to hold onto it." Then they saw Willow create a magic circle over the seed then she commanded it to grow…. Only for it to really grow all over the main hallway. Then it pinned Bump to the sealing which made him surprised that Willow, the witch in the abomination coven, did great plant magic by this amount.

"Remarkable…" Bump said as the sealing spell has broken. But Hitokirii cut himself free and is blocking the exit. However Sabriel intervened and partied swords against the Oni.

"We need to get out of here!" Luz said as Beat and Willow started to run.

Amity saw them leaving, creating a large circle with boiling anger. "You're not going anywhere! Give, me, back, my, badge!" More abominations were created, even the ones were pinned reformed. "Abominations seize them!"

Willow saw this, only one option, she created a large green circle to make the vines block the abominations path. Between the sword titans, Sanriel had lost but Korokiri was slowed enough to be pinned down by the thorn vines… but for how long? "You need to go now!" Willow grunts as she holds Hirokiri and the other Abominations. "Go!"

"Like hell i'm going to let you handle a Titan by yourself!" Beat shouted as he punched his knuckles together.

"I'll get detention, but you'll get dissected!" However the vines grabbed the human to take them out. "Go!"

Then the vines threw the two humans out the doors and closed them. "Willow! No!"

"Lets get Eda!" Beat said as he and his abnormal friend started to run back to the owl house.

-0-0-

Eda, King and Chris with his titans, however the medium size Titans were destroyed. For the Short teen backs away while the Trash slug comes closer to him. "Eda, how's it coming?!" He hollers, avoiding your being eaten.

"We just need it to be shoved to the house!" The owl lady said with a large barrel of salt.

"On it!" King said as he pushed the barrel.

"Sure, sounds simple." Chris said, looking up to the looming down to his last Amulet. "... ok, all or nothing." He raises the Amulet. "KING BASILISK!" Then coming out of the amulet and running into the battlefield is a serpent dragon like titan with yellow chest armor, large wings on his back, red eyes and has long limbs.

"Huh?" Eda watches the large dragon like Titan Wrestling the Trashlug. Curiosity as she cups her chin with her finger. "Wonder why he never brought that out?"

"Left!" Chris' eyes began to turn bright red as his voice turned in rage. "NO! I SAID SHOVE IT LEFT"

"Oh I see," Eda looks down to see the Trashlug nearing the X. "Larger Titans are harder to control, like short stacks, he's almost giving into King Basilisk's anger?"

"I think he's venting for everyone calling names by his size." King up on the balcony, pushing the barrel of salt more.

"That too." Eda said with a shrug and hops down to help, using a magical lasso to help pull the slug into position. As the Owl Lady and the Raging Titan are near the Owl house's entrance, King is in position with the salt. "Pour the salt now!"

"Baby boy," the cute king of demons stared at his 'son' only for it to shout at him. "I have no son! Eat salt!" he pushed the barrel off for the salt to spill into the trashlug's mouth. "Yes! I'm amazing!" he then only fell into Eda's arms. "Heh heh, you helped too, you really are a great teacher."

"RAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!" King Basilisk roars out, looking at Eda and King with it's menacing red eyes.

"Oh… right…" Eda flately feels her victory shorte-.

*SLLLUUURRRRRRPP!*

The Owl Lady and the King of Demons found themselves covered in slobber by the long tongue of the petrifying Titan. "... ew."

They soon see the Titan waving goodbye and return to his Amulet, leaving Chris to fall to his knees in exhaustion. "Note to self, summon Baskilisk when in a difficult situation… and I'm out." he fell face forward and decided to rest on the dirt. "I'm just… gonna lay here for a while..."

"EDA!" Luz's voice said as she ran up to the owl lady and gave her a hug with Beat not too far behind.

"Hey hey hey hey, what is this?" she said, still confused on what Luz is doing. "What is this? I'll never understand why you humans do this."

"Your lesson worked! Keeping junk in my pocket saved our lives!" she said then she remembered her friends at hexsid. "But wait! My new friends! They're in danger!"

"Uh, look again." Beat said looking at the said new friends.

"Luz!" Willow said as she and Gus ran up to the abnormal Human and gave her a hug which confused Eda more.

"Seriously wh-what is that?" the Owl lady said, turning to Chris.

"It's a Hug, you'll understand." the short teen perks up before falling back down on the dirt.

"Luz, Beat, you won't believe this!" Willow happily said. "Everything is perfect now!"

"It's true, I don't believe it!" the human girl said happily to her.

"Principle Bump was so impressed with my plant work, he's switching me to the plant magic track! Look!" She then backed away a little for her to make a snap as her sleeves changed from purple to green.

"YEEEEEAAAAAAAYYYYY!" Luz shouted as she gave Willow another hug.

"WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!" Beat hollard into the sky. "But wait, what about that Amity girl?"

"Last we saw her, she was asking Bump if today could count as extra credit." Gus explained which Beat smirked.

"She didn't get it didshe?" the boy shaked his head, making him chuckle.

"Well I can't wait to see you in action the next time I sneak in!" she said, making Willow and Gus feeling uneasy.

"Uh, about that," the black witch said, gaining their attention. "You guys are kind of…" Gus revealed a school posture of the duo together. "Banned."

"That's my kids!" Eda said proud of them being banned, taking the poster and smiles. "Oh, they grow up so fast."

"Oh boy, eh oh well," the tall teen shrugged. "As long as we made Luz happy, then forget about it."

"But we can come here and teach you what we learned," Willow said, holding the abnormal girl's shoulder. "And you two can teach us about how those Titans work."

"Aw, that's nice…" Luz said looking at Eda. "but we have a pretty great teacher already."

Eda them smiled at the human girl. "That's right, she's my student, stay away you hexsid miscreants!" she joked making the kids all chuckle at her.

Beat then smirked at them. "But we can still teach you all we know about the Titans, and maybe you get one yourselves."

"Oh come on!" King shouted at the large teen. "They get to have one while i have not!?"

As if energy had reverted into the short teen, arms pushed his body up with a red tempered face. "Not in your life!" he marches to King, who scampered to hide in Eda's hair. "After your Trashslug incident, no way I am having you be given a Titan."

"At least you guys did something here." Beat said flopping on the ground. "Now I need a little rest." Then he flopped fully to the ground.

Chris smelled the air… a foul scent is found upon Luz and Beat. "You guys reek!" The short teen glared at the polar opposite… but… "What happened to you guys?"

"Don't ask." Beat said covering his face. "Just don't."

"... HOOTY, GET THE HOSE!"

"We don't have one! HOOT!" hooty shouted. "But we can throw them in the water!"

"RUN BEAT!" Luz shouted as she and her large teen start running away from Chris and Hooty.

-0-0-

Principle Bump ponders in his office, after the long day of a disaster. It was not the damage that Willow caused, rather, a blessing to see her perform better in the Plant Coven. However, it was when Titans reappeared. Aware but unmoved to see the Oni Titan appearing from the shadows and bowed. "Thank you old friend, you may rest for now." He watches Hitokiri return to his amulet to return to his ponder. "The Seekers are emerging, Darkness is rising." He then walks to a wall, raising his hand. It was not forming the index spell, instead. "Dragon fist." His hand was flowing in violet aura, placing it on the wall to reveal a square slab to be moved in brute strength. Inside of the compartment, is a Holotome much like the one Eda had given to the humans. "It's almost time to find new seekers." Then he remembered the two intruders earlier that just used titans. "Hmm, those two are lucky, but we need more Seekers to help us."

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