The Owl Seekers

by Artzilla406

when Luz, Chris and Beat enter a doorway to another world, they thought it's not going to be any more crazier? but they're wrong because in the boiling isles, an old legend of beings of energy called Titans shall come out of myth and turn the three humans into this worlds new seekers and take on challenges in whatever size it can shape. co-writer: subterra59

9. Detention

We do not own anything!

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In one of Hexsides rooms, there is a club where Agustus/Gus is now wearing a paper crown with the label 'president' and showing three students various different human 'relics'. "Behold! The wonders of the human realm!" Gus said while showing cheesegrater, a bag of chips with a phone as a clip, an umbrella hat with chips, popcorn, feathers and twigs, a rubix cube and the mightiest relic of them all…. A paperclip. Gus grabbed said paperclip and presented it to the members. "This little fella is one of their most valued positions, it adds compiling written wisdom, the stretching of gunk from under your nails, and my favorite, it even makes the sound of the human ocean!" Gus then makes the paperclip sound… which is not the human oceans. "Ah~ the human realm, so beautiful, it's safe to say that the Paper-Clorp, it's a stunning testament to human ingenuity! Any questions?" He turned his attention to his members… who are bored out of their minds. Then raising their hands up is a boy with brown sleeves and pants, bob hair cut and eyes. "Ah, our newest member, Mattholomule."

"Agustus, is this what the president of the human appreciation society thinks passes as 'human artifacts'?" the Construction Witch squinted his fingers. This confuses the Illusionist a little for his new member to walk up to the 'relics'. "Because in my old school," he then pushed aside the human junk which made Gus shocked. "We had REAL treasures." he pulled out his bag and dumped out… a rock, an egg and a mashed up shoe with mud, leaves and twigs.

This surprised the members in wonder and awe. "Wow! So real!" a blue-sleeved witch girl said in awe."I want to touch them!"

"Go ahead! In my school we don't have dumb rules." Mattholomule said while pointing at Gus's rule sheet which made him gasp.

"Shh, he didn't mean that." He then looked at the 'relax' and took them away. "Well this isn't YOUR club! Thankfully."

"Exactly, who here thinks I should be president?" the construction witch raised his hand.

'Mmm Mmm!/Mattholomule for president!/I'm an indecisive vote." the goat student said as the other two agreed.

They start to argue with Augustus about touching the objects and who will be president, but Gus looked at the 'phone' rock and looked closer. "These are FAKES!"

"What?!" the witch girl said in shock.

And this made Mattholomule bugged eyes a little and turned to Gus. "a-a-d-da-y-you can't prove nothing!" he shouted… then he took a breather and streaked his hair. "You're trying to distract the Human Appreciations, your afraid of getting kicked out of office, it's your word vs mine."

The three members agreed and looked at themselves, Gus backed to the wall then looked at the picture of Luz making a terrible photo and Beat making a funny face, this made Gus have an idea. "What if I brought in an expert?"

"Yeah right, who can you find a bigger human expert than any of us?" Mattholomule rebutted.

"How about, one fo three humans!" Gus shouted.

This made the three easily persuade members to eagerly want the humans to come. "Yeah uh huh, a-and why haven't you brought your friends here, why?"

"Well all three of them are busy, they have jobs, but i'll bring one tomorrow, they'll prove that i'm right."

"Heh sure you will, Agustus." Mattholomule said, crossing his arms. "Sure you will."

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In the Owl House the three humans are looking at the holotome, trying to categorize their amulets and spells they learned while being in the boiling isles. Beat can memorize spells that involve strength and some spells that can help him in different situations, Chris is memorizing mental spells and trap spells, and as for Luz she is learning all of the above as she can. The trio are taking a break from home studies as their chore is sorting out human junk to sell when- "GUYS!" Gus's voice shouted and burst through the door. "I need you three to come with me to Hexside today!"

The large teen puts down a dumbbell and grabs himself a cup of water (purified thanks to the short friend building an aqua purifier.) and looks at the student of Hexside. "Normally we love to help out Gus, but me and Luz are banned from Hexside because of Bump." Beat said, pointing his thumb at the two banned posters.

"But nothing. Bump did you two a favor, and there's nothing for you in that dweebus factory," Eda said but turned to the illusionist. "No offence dweebus."

"That's okay, I came from a long line of dweebuses" Gus shrugged the insult off.

"Really?" Luz said. "Well Beat came from a long line of Proud Oddballs, and they took that as a complement."

"And we still do." The tall teen said with a smile. "You'll be surprised to see how many oddballs in my family I have."

Luz then places her jump box on the floor. "Well I would love to go to Magic school someday, better then unpacking boxes in the attic from the EDA coven!"

"Oh you think you're clever huh?" the human's guardian said as she got up.

"Ooh! Fight! Fight! Fight!" King egged them on but Beat picked up the little tyrant and placed him on his arm. "Weh?"

"Thank you Beat, First of all, it's the Uh…" She sees Beat and Chris. "…Bad… Witch Coven." she said with some sass. "And second, you got the Holotome with all kinds of magic that sweetish school could muster in centuries." she then gestures to Chris who is sorting out chemical products that might be harmful to witches. ""And third! You already have a top notch young professor!"

"... Wow, I'm flattered," the short teen uses gloved hands and wears a safety goggle and mask to avoid touching too deep into the hair products or skin care bottles. "I'm sure the professors from Oxford would be proud of me," Sarcastic and harsh, yeah, it is kind of bad-.

"… WAIT!" Gus shouted at them. "You two are banned!" He then gestures to the short teen. "But he's not!"

"... Excuse me?" The short teen stopped to look at the president of the Human Appreciation Club.

"Think about it," Augustus starts explaining his plan, "If I can get Chris into Hexside, impress Principle Bump, we can get you unbanned!"

"..." Luz and Beat looked to their logical friend with begging puppy eyes. "PLEASE! PLEASE! PRETTY PLEASE~!"

"... Um, no…" Chris said knowing where the conversation is leading. "No, no, nonononononono no~hoho… no."

"But-."

"No, I am not some kind of guinea pig to be used for show and tell," Chris put his foot down and crossed his arms. "I already have my plate full keeping these primates on track."

Gus turned to Luz and Beat… who seemed to show characteristics of a spidermonkey eating a banana, as the other was hunching over with his knuckles supporting him. "... do humans do that all the time?"

"No, just them." the short teen said and looked at the illusionist. "Augustus, I would love to teach a class, but there's nothing in this realm that is going to make me go to Hexside that would potentially be a whole new catastrophic conundrum."

Then an idea grew in Gus's head and let out a smug grin. "… Well… I was thinking of showing you Hexsides library," this causes Chris's ear to twitch. "Then go to potions track and check out their chemical comprehension." His eye lid twitching.

"Oh no," Beat them and make them smile a little. "Chris's one weakness: thirst for knowledge."

Then he started walking to the door. "Or perhaps the understanding of how magic works and witches biology, or how Abominations wo-." Gus's shirt is pulled to see the insanity of Chris's eyes.

"Whatisityouwantmetodo!?Tellmeimmediatly!"

"..."

"..."

"... Dang Gus, you're more crafty than me and Luz, I approve." Beat said with a bigger smile then switch to serious. "But are you sure?"

"Yeah, we don't remember the last time any of us were apart from each other." Luz said.

"What about the time you snuck out as Abominations with Willow?" Chris added the two cents. "We did just fine on our own for that time period?"

"We were helping her." Beat defended. "And that was just a few hours, not a whole day." he then started to think about what he said. "I guess we're too focused on our own thing?"

"See, if you guys can survive without each other for a few hours, then a whole day should be a piece of cake!" The illusion track lifts his hands up in victory. "This is going to work out great." Gus said with high hopes.

-0-

"This is going to work out horribly!" Willow shouted at her short witch friend.

"Relax, Chris never came here before when Luz and Beat did," Gus assures her. "That means he's not banned from Hexside."

"But he's more than likely to become a bigger problem than Beat, and he's huge!" Willow said.

"I don't see the problem Willow."

"Did you forget the raging episode he had during the MoonLight Conjuring?" the Plant Which reminded the illusionist which she remembered and widened his eyes.

"It's like seeing a monster itself," Gus said in a hollow tone but shook it off. "Willow, tell me, have you ever seen Chris, EVER, break any kind of rules."

"Beat and Luz describe him to me in GREAT detail on what Chris is capable of when he or Luz are not around," the green witch said. "He'll have a big ego that will make him into a loose cannon and create experiments that result in horrific disasters! Even with him following the rules!"

"It will just be for one day," the illusion witch stated to her. "In and out, before I get him into his egotistic state."

"..." she stared at Gus with an unrealistic stare. "Be sure to never call him anything small related as a safety precaution." She said as they walked to school. "You know how sensitive he is about his height." the two shivered at the thought of remembering how that happened in Conjuring Night.

"I'm sure he'll control it long enough for the whole day." Gus said with confidence. "And besides, how much harm can one small guy do?"

"You're the same height as me, Gus." Chris said, appearing behind him which caused the illusionist to jump.

"Oh you're early."

"I am always early." the brain of the trio said then spotted Willow. "Hello Willow."

"Hey Chris." the green girl waved happily. "You sure Beat and Luz are going to be alright by themselves?"

"I'm confident that they can survive just one day without me." the short seeker said. "I know they can do stuff without me for a few hours but I never thought this might happen, but hey, more knowledge."

"If you say so." Willow said, crossing her arms. "Well I'm heading to class, tell Beat and Luz i said hi!" She walked away to the school.

"Will do." Chris waved at her then turned to Gus. "So what now?"

"Well first things first," he pulled out a Cowl from his man purse. "You know for the surprise for the H.A.S."

"Very well." he puts on the Cowl to hide his ears and to see it's comparable. "Oh wow, this is very comparable." Then he heard screeching and Gus twitching as he pulled out a demon watch biting on his reist.

"Oh look at the time! Let's go!" Gus said as he grabbed Chris' wrist and ran to Hexside.

-0-0-

There was silence… awkward silence. For the first time in Eda's thirty years, an hour of silence had calmed her demeanor… wait… it's too quiet… "So kids, got anything planned out, now that Hover Goblin is out?"

Luz smiled. "I…" then her eyes widened and flattened. "I.. I don't know?" She began to ponder. "Normally Chris plans out our schedule…"

"Yeah… and we usually do stuff together." Beat added. "Now I don't know what to do."

"I'm hungry!" King shouted.

"Okay… I think we can make something." Luz said, walking to the kitchen. "Food in our bellies should give us an idea."

-0- 10 seconds later-0-

The kitchen is a mess, the stove is on fire, flouted and batter is a mess on the table and whatever is on the ceiling. Luz was rocking on the floor while hugging her legs. Beat was no better as his lower half was frozen in a block of ice. "I forgot we suck at cooking."

"How could you guys mess this up?!" Eda shouted at them. "You were supposed to make a simple sandwich?"

"We don't know," Luz said, rocking himself. "We just don't know…"

"Ah who needs him," King announces to everyone. "We are seekers… and witches." He gestures his paw to Eda. "If we can summon Titans of power, then we can do anything we want!"

"..." the heart and body look at each other then to their youngest Seeker.

The small demon held up a Holotome. "Now, let's crack this baby open and get to the goodie spells." Menacingly rubbing his paws together.

-0-0-

In the halls of Hexside Chris is looking around it in awe while Gus is keeping an eye on him. "Whoa… Luz and Beat are not kidding, this palace is amazing!" Then when he looked ahead he saw two new demons he hadn't seen before. The Demons both have pale brown skin and pointed ears. They wear black suits with blue robes and gray boots. The noticeable trait is the upside down skull mask and holding sheep hooks as they are dragging two students who were causing trouble. "whoa…"

Then one of the trouble hunters sees the human and approaches them. Sniffing them… they looked at the banned list… then back to the short human. "No trouble…" they hissed and walked away with the two students..

"Who are they?"

"They're trouble hunters, they kind of showed up after Luz and Beat's last visit," Gus said, remembering the events of the last time the humans were in Hexside. "They can smell Trouble, literally."

"If we had those in my world, things would be very different." Chris said, walking to a direction.

"We'll come on, I'll give the grand to-OOF!" Gus then bumped into someone… and that someone is Mattholomule.

"Agustus, you should be careful where you're going," the new witch of the construction coven said as he picked up the crown. "We don't want the current president to get hurt on his last day in office."

"… Gus, who's this?" Chris asked his friend as he helped him up.

"So this is your 'human'?" Mattholomule took a closer look at Chris. "Looks like a normal witchlin to me."

"Are you sure about that?" Chris said as he pulled his hoodie down to show his ears which surprised him. "Believe him now?"

"A-a actual human!?" Mattholomule shouted and lost his balance. "I thought he's a gnome!"

A tick mark then appeared on his forehead. "Excuse me."

"No, he's not! He's just a human with height problems!" Gus said as he got up. "And not just any human, and expert and smart human."

"Indeed, I've been living in the human world since the day I was born." Chris said in a modis tone.

"He's here to explain and authenticate your 'treasures'," the illusionist takes his crown back from Matt. "See you at the meeting." he said, leading Chris to somewhere else.

"Short tempered huh?" Mattholomule hummed, piloting a devious thought.

-0-0-

Back at the Owl House, The two humans are both just staring at the Holotome like it's an odd object from ancient times. "Uh… do you know how it works?" Luz said while keeping her eyes on it.

"No… but it looks like a laptop, so maybe..." Beat said, unsure about himself. "Asides Chris using it more than us… I think I got it…" he scanned the buttons… as they are not in the human alphabet… rather random symbols of animals, elements, or faces. "... Um…"

"Just type something!" King tries to press a button, but Luz grabs his cute flurry wrist. "Hey."

"King, wait, none of us know what the Holotome is capable of reading these symbols." the abnormal girl explains to King. "This isn't like the Hexadecimal problem."

"Bap!" Too late, the teens watched King pressed a random button. "Sorry, did you say something?"

The Holotome started glowing, then started sputtering. "Connecting to Layline!" It then showed images of random images flooding the screen.

"… at least we now know the Boiling Isles have the internet?" Beat said as the Holotome then played some romance series.

"Now we return to… Dream Boat Paradise!"

"Ugh, Soap Operas." Luz presses a random button… to reveal another picture.

The image showed a random white rabbit in orange pajamas. "Hey, this is Mister Whiskers, and you're watching-."

"Next!" Beat pressed another random button. The next image oddly showed Beat, Luz, and King looking at the Holotome… they stopped… then looked at themselves… then to the readers. "Let's never speak of this." Luz's echoing voice said as the two seekers nodded and she pressed another key.

"GET READY FOR THE DEMOLITION DERBY OF A LIFETIME!" The program showed beautiful witch women on broomsticks, charging each other with weapons. "Which witch will come out on top! Shrieks Veins! Or Maulina Perks!" They were trading attacks each where tearing bits and pieces of their robes off.

"Oooh~!"

"NO!" Beat covered King's eyes as Luz pressed another button.

"O-okay, I'm sure we can figure this out, we're smart right?" Luz said in a werry tone as she and Beat started at the Holotome. "I'm sure we can figure out how to use this."

-0-1.5 seconds later-0-

"HOW DO YOU WORK THIS THING!?" Beat was trying to type the Holotomb. "IS THIS ENTER!?" OR BACKSPACE!? WHAT HAPPENED TO HUMAN LANGUAGE!?" It is true, the keyboard of the Holotomb is literally written in literal hieroglyphic keys.

"… PRESS ENTER!?" Luz panics and starts saying random words. "FORWARD EMAIL… UPLOAD AZURE BOOKS!"

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" They shouted in anguish and dropped to the floor.

Beat sobbed in the corner with his face to his knees.

King holds a hammer and prepares to destroy the machine. "PREPARE FOR YOU END VILE MONSTER!"

Eda quickly swiped the Holotomb away before the table was crushed. "Geez they're more unstable without Chris than usual." Eda typed in the keys. "Here, the spell list, you guys go nuts with these spells."

"…"

"…"

"…" Luz looked at her caretaker with dementia wrinkles under her eyelids. "HOW DID YOU DO THAT!?"

"What, this, it's basic alphabets," Eda shrugged at them. "How come you two don't know how to understand these alphabets?"

"BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT HUMAN!"

"Ah geez," Eda pinches the bridge of her nose. "Look, I have a dictionary somewhere on that book shelf," she pointed at the furniture. "I'm going out for a bit to sunbathe."

They both darted to the bookshelf and tried to understand it. "…" Eda looked left and right… then groaned. "Ugh… maybe they're right.

"Do you think they should go to hexside together?" Hooty said stretching to his owner. "They are stable if they're together."

"Oh please," Eda swatted Hooty away, "I know these kids, and they are learning great things about magic." As she opens the door… she sees Beat and Luz are interrogating a book.

"WHERE ARE THE ANSWERS! TALK!" Luz hammers her fist to the table.

Beat was holding up a torch. "Or you are going to meet with your friend's demise!" Pointing out a bonfire for King to feed the flames with more books.

"… I really need to get the three of them enrolled…" Eda sees the reality of what she was doing… and it was not working… The Owl Lady needs an alternative motive for these humans. "Hey you two! Pack your things! We're going to school!"

"REALLY!?" Luz shouted with excitement. "FINALLY!"

"So… do you still need this family alb-." Before Beat would finish, Eda grabbed the said book and tossed it into the fire. "…ok~ay then?"

-0-

"This is the Bard Track homeroom." Gus introduces him to the musical room.

"… Wow…" Chris looks around and sees the many types of Lutes, Harps… king size harps, and wind instruments like flutes or trumpets. "Now this is what I call a music room."

"The Bard Track can accommodate any one who has musical and magical talent, do you, Beat or Luz ever play?"

"Beat is the musical one of the trio, but I dabble in a few topics." he said as he spotted Skara nearby. "Oh, hey Skara."

"Kyah!" She stumbled and fell… quickly getting back up after she crashed into a bunch of instruments. "Oh hey-hi- you doing wa- I mean," the witch stummers and corrects herself. "What are you doing here?"

"I have been given a tour around Hexside, and Gus is my tour guide."

The bard training witch pulled a piece of her hair over her pointed ears. "Oh, if i had known i would've given you one." she said while trying to not look in his eyes again. "C-Can you play?"

"… It's… been a while," Chris grabbed a lute. "But Beat did taught me how to play the guitar, and this though," he tested the strumming…. Then soon the strings were strung with music and started to play. "But… I did chores for singing, so, sorry if I sound a little bad." he then started to play a song that he remembers well back on earth. "Shipwrecked in a sea of faces~, there's a dreamy world up there," the short teen sang softly to the room. "Dear friends in higher places, Carry me~ away from here." He began to step away and walked and continued to play. "Travel light, let the sun ec~lipse you, 'Cause your flight is about to leave. And there's more to this brave adventure… Then you'd ever believe."

Skara is now completely red due to her sleeves already being read hearing him sing and soon the tone began to go upbeat.

"Bird's~ eye vie~w, awake the stars 'cause they're all around you!" He strums harder to match the louder lyrics. "Wide eyes will always brighten blue. Chase your dreams and remember me, sweet bravery 'Cause after all those wings will take you up to high." Chris starts jumping and having a big smile on his face. "So bid the forest food goodbye.. And you race the wind and take to the sky." Chris stopped before he could use the long version of the song, he turned to everyone staring at him… he believed his music was bad… and put down the Lute. "I'll just… show myself out, Gus next stop."

"Right away!" He grabs his wrist and drags Chris away.

Skara just stared at Chris while he was being led out… and her heart started to beat hard and made her eyes sparkle. "He will be my boyfriend…"

-0-

"And this is my room, the Illusion's class." He introduced a class room with lots of mirrors. They see three illusionists showing their magic to a teacher as Emira turn her legs freakishly tall, Edric change himself to be more handsome and fabulous, one random student however was nerves but Chris zips up and held the book for her as she was confused but made a circle to transform herself into a beautiful woman.

Emira's tall structure sees Chris, cooing with waving fingers to greet him with teasing alluring eyes. "Hi Christyboo~."

"Blight…." Chris grudgingly greeted her while sliding away from the tall sister Blight, then turned his attention to Gus… sitting at his desk writing down notes… but sees another Gus next to him. "So if you're here, what are you doing with your magic?"

"That's my assignment, taking more classes." Gus said as his illusion wrote something and showed them "I'm not paying attention!" The paper messaged said to them.

"… Gus… never trust shortcuts, they'll never get out of the small things in life."

"... I'll take that to heart." Gus said with a deadly glare at his illusion, slicing his own neck and pointing at him… a threat to cease from existing. "Alright, next up is the plant coven!" He takes him to a room where it's full of plants.

Amelia was training a planet… only to be eaten, Willow to the rescue as she calmed the carnivorous plant down… and spits Amelia out.

"Hey Willow," Gus greeted her as they walked in. "Just showing Chris around Hexside, hopefully make sure to get a good word for Beat and Luz."

"Incredible plants," Chris observed the man eating the plant… rubbing the chin and purrs. "It must've taken a huge amount of calories to grow, tell me, does it hibernate to slow its metabolism?"

"It took probably two bags of fertilizer." Willow said with a shrug. "Usually I feed them two large hams, but this one's special as she prefers Griffin Eggs."

"...huh… you know I have some ideas."

-0-10 seconds later-0-

Chris finishes sketching on the wall board, as they see a battle suit designed for plant witches. "As you can see here, you can hold seeds in these multiple pockets, different kinds of soil, as well as a portable sturdy pot here as an emergency plant for search and rescue/restorating lost forests, or the ability to synthesize medicine with the Healing Coven in rapid succession in modern medicines, thous making both covens the most important aside from the Construction Coven." Chris then grabbed another chalkboard and started writing up more blueprints.

"Hmm, that could be amazing Chris, it'll revolutionise the Plant Coven and the Healing Coven too!" the green girl said with joy. "I never thought it'd be possible. And you're still making ideas no one ever thought of!"

"Miss Parker!" Spoke a three eyed Plant Coven Teacher as she walked up to them. Observing the blue prints… then relaxes and reads into it. "...where have you been hiding this magnificent student?!"

"Oh he's not a student, he's just visiting." Willow said to her teacher.

"Then why hasn't he been enrolled yet?"

"... yeah why?" Willow asked Gus.

"That will be for another time because I better get him out of here," Gus said as he saw Chris starting to write on the walls. "Before he turns the classroom into a personal workshop."

"Yeah you should," she then made a circle to grab Chris to make a vine to move him over to Gus. "Say Chris, how do you think Beat and Luz are doing?"

This has stopped the short smart human and focuses into reality. "Oh, I'm sure they're doing fine."

-0-

Eda is now leaning onto the chair with a pental on her upper lip, Beat and Luz are sitting at Eda's sides while Bump is looking down on said humans… even though Beat is a little tall. "You know, it's been quite awhile since I've sat here huh?" she then leans onto her chair more while kicking her feet up to the desk. "I kind of admit, it's extra weird with you not yelling at me for picking fights, or stealing."

"I can easily change that," Bump siad making a circle for Eda to drop to the floor. "What are you and these two doing here?"

"Look Bump, here's the deal." Eda makes her demands. "I want these kids to join Hexside and all three of them will be together in this school."

"I think it's a great idea," Principle Bump nodded to the three. "Chris will also make a great addition to Hexside."

"Dang it!/ugh!/you no go-" all three of them looked back at the principal. "Wait what?/huh?/wha?" Eda, Luz and Beat looked in shock.

"Recently, Augustus Porter brought about the human, Christian Davis, here for a visit, the other teachers stated he is a marvelously intelligent boy." He said and showed some of the exam sheets. "If he keeps this up, he'll be in the Emperor's coven in no time, and increase budget raises for Hexside."

"Leave my kids away from the Emperor's coven!" Eda shouted with her mother's instinct kicked in.

Bump held his hands up. "I'm just saying, maybe into tailoring, construction, or more."

"That's more like it," The Owl Lady sat back down while kicking her legs up. "And with Beat's muscles and Luz's heart you get the full body package."

"I'll consider it, and I believe the student body will have lots of fun with three human exchange students," Bump said, which made Eda smile and cause Luz to nearly explode. "but before I consider it, there's a lot to be answered for." He created another circle for Eda to drop onto the floor again as the principal pulled out a stack of papers.

"Oh yeah… the abomination incident…" Beat said, rubbing his head.

"Oh I'm not talking about you or Luz, Beat, I'm talking about Eda's necrotic experiments, the graffiti, the scams, the cheating, miss jakenmires's teeth! The trouble she'd caused when Eda was here." he said as he slammed the stack in front of the three showing the entire thing all belonged to Eda.

"... i thought it'll be bigger."

Luz took a file and read one of them. "How did you sneak ghosts into the Girls locker room?"

"I snuck in early before the others started changing." Eda said with a smirk. "Welp, let's get started."

-0-0-

"And this is the Gromfield, where we do magical sports activities." Gus introduced the field.

Skara was about to kick the ball, but she saw a familiar face on the bleachers. "Hey Chri-WAAAAAH!" Soon the witch was taken by a Griffon and flew. "I HATE THIS GAME!" She soon was dropped… and was going to fall to the ground.

"HYPERSTRIDE!" Chris's legs glowed, leaping out to great height and caught Skara in his arms… and landed safely.

"… My hero…" she snuggled to head to her shoulder as the students applauded from the heroic good deed.

Gus smiled and placed his fists on his hips. "Not even in Hexside and he's already having a fanbase." he then see Skara kissed Chris's cheek which cause the short teen to stutter with her. "Oh wow! And have a girlfriend too!"

"Whydididothat!whydididothat!whydididothat!whydididothat!whydididothat!" Skara mentaly shouted while covering her face.

"U-uh….. Um….." The boy blushes up a storm, out of all the things he could calculate… he has nothing… what is this feeling, what is it he can comprehend?

Gus then felt a similar pain on his wrist and showed his demon watch and poked its eye. "Hey Chris! We have to go!"

"O-okay!" The Short Seeker put Skara down and waved goodbye to her. "I-i'll see you next time, I mean later… i'm… just gonna go now." he aquiredly walked away while the barb witch is blushing red and steaming.

"I'm so embarrassed…." she said through her hands.

-0-0-0-

"Human, human, human, human!" the members of the H.A.S chanted, waiting for their president to arrive with their human as Gus with his crown opens the door.

"Human Appreciation Society," he then played with the paperclip. "It is my extinct pleasure to introduce to you…" he then whipped his arms out to the door for Chris to walk up politely and let down his cowl. "Christian the Human!"

"Mmm!/such professionalism!/he's horrifying!" the members all said.

"Now then Chris, would you please explain thoroughly about the Humans?" the president said to the short teen.

"Of course I will, and I will answer any questions you may ask."

-0-999 questions later-0-

"As of which, I clarify how humanity is currently advancing their technology, capable of breaking through the atmosphere and landing on said moon." Chris uses rocks as an example between Earth and Moon, with a toy car to resemble a space shuttle. "Any more questions?"

"I have one!" one of the students raised his hand up. "Do you naturally breathe in this space place?"

"Good question, hard no, due to the fact Humans, and witches since we share a similar environment need an atmosphere which keeps us alive." Chris then explains to the student. "Space beyond our planet," he uses a basketball as a reference of Earth's planet. "is actually a vacuum, an endless void. Breathing out of the pressure, you turn inside out, suffocate, freeze, and explode in minutes."

"Do you have plagues in your world?" another student said, raising her hand.

"No, we have normal weather which can be equally deadly," he then brings out another chalkboard and writes down. "Our weather is kind of… safe, as Boiling rain is just normal temperature waters, painbows are not to turn you inside out but produce color."

"Are you the dominant race?' an eyeball lady muffled which the short teen understands.

"That is a no and yes question." The short teen agreed but disagreed. "Personally, as Humans believed to be the dominant species, we are too arrogant to think there is a stronger species having them to fight each other from time to time, both aggressive or political standards… It's mostly a mess. There's also the form of viruses, diseases, plagues. This is the similar cause of how the food chain works" Chris wrote down and heavily underlined NATURE. Drawing a diagram of a triangle of plants, animals, humans, and another triangle disease. "As stated, to follow a food chain, one must fall, another rise, vice versa, we can go around it by creating cures and vaccines. That is the cause of nature, population control" He puts down the chalk. "Any more questions?"

"Yeah, are you a Gnome in disguise?" Mattholomule said with a smug grin.

An anime tick grew on his head… but contained his outburst anger. "… No, I'm not a Gnome, I'm just short."

"… Uh oh…" Gus realizes where this is going.

"Really?" The construction track student presses on. "Being so short, it must be difficult for you to get around?"

"Uh!" Gus tries to pull away the short human. "That's enough questions for today-."

"That doesn't stop me from taking people down with some martial arts." Chris said, crossing his arms.

The human appreciation students began to back away, one ran off to get to a teacher.

"Oh sports, something else that you'll never achieve with such a short stature." Mattholomule sees the red boiling face like a thermostat, as his ears spew out steam. "How knowledgeable, for someone being picked last or left in the bench-."

"WWWWWWAAAAHAHHHGGHGHGHGHHH!" The short teen roars out, bouncing in place with his left arm sticking out and the right swinging like a wheel. "BBBBBLAAALAAHAHAHAHHA!" Then dashed to the very egoistic student, and spoke out a warcry of the ages. "VALIM-VALEE~!"

*Insert Doom Slayer theme music!*

"GAH HEY! GET OFF SQUIRT!" the Construction coven witch shouted while trying to fight off the small but deadly human. "AAAAH!"

"I AM THE SAME HEIGHT AS AUGUSTUS PORTER!" Chris shouted while holding up a Table despite his height. "I'LL TEACH YOU THE TRUE MEANING OF PAIN!"

Amity was walking down the hall with a juice box of Appleblood, only to hear noises of wood splintering, glass breaking, and little girls screaming. "What in Titan's name is going on?"

Loud crashes of destruction and explosions were heard from the room, soon Gus and the other students evacuated the room… to see that it was damaged with Mattholomule shaped dents left and right… even his face, leg… butt too? There was a whole body strobe dent, perfectly shaped right down to the zipper… and another whole had Mattholomule's upper body crashed through the door.

"H-Help! There's a rogue gnome attacking me!" Mattholomule cries out for the school's Trouble Hunters. "It's all Gus's fault!"

"BATTLEFORGE!"

But not wasting time for help, Mattholomule quickly crawls out, running down as everyone hears a monstrous battle cry.

The door was chopped into fours, as the four slices of wood fall own, everyone is seeing the short teen holding a magical construct three headed battle axe. "VALIM-VALEE~!" An odd battle cry for an enraged short teen, charging after said victi-er I mean Construction student.

"… What is going on?" Amity talked to Gus. "What's happening?"

"Whatever you do, don't call Chris a Gnome, Goblin, or anything short about his height!"

"…Why?"

"Why else!" Gus gestures the destruction of the halls of the short teen hunting down Mattholomule. "I got to get to him before the Trouble Hunters got him!" He runs off.

"... What?" Amity said in such confusion. "Chris and Destruction?" she thought of it…. But shook her head. "… nah… no way-."

Another crash is heard in a different hall, seeing Mattholomule tuning across the intersection hall. "LEAVE ME ALONE! I JUST WANT TO BE PRESIDENT OF THE HUMAN APPRECIATION CLUB! NOT TO BE KILLED BY A SHORT HUMAN!"

Following him is an angry Chris swinging the battle trie axe over his head. "VALIM-VALEE~~!"

Chasing the short teen are dozens of Detention Hunters with their crook staff. "TROUBLEMAKER DETECTED! APPREHEND THE GNOME!"

Behind them are Gus and Willow joining the chase.

"NO! DON'T CALL HIM THAT!" Gus cries out to the Detention hunters. But they see more rin long flying and multiple cross of agony. The construction witch and the Trouble Hunters ran away in the opposite direction.

"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

"VALIM-VALEE!" Chris shouted again while swinging his deadly tri-ax out of blind rage.

"…" Amity turned around in a one-eighty, blinking the world to find reality. "I need to cut down on the Appleblood." She said and dumped the rest of her funsized Appleblood down the trash can and walked away from the chaos.

"FEAR! THE SHORTSTACK!" The screaming and destructive Short Seeker shouted as he started bashing away anything that calls him anything size related and hunting down Mattholomule in the process.

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The doors in the creepateria, the doors burst open to see Eda and Luz both are covered in ectoplasm while the Owl Lady is carrying a sack of them and stopped at Principal Pump. "There, the girls' changing room is ghost free."

"I would have helped you two, but 'Girls' Changing room you know." Beat said, crossing his arms, though, he did hold up another list that was a part of Eda's. "Also, I've cleared out the Wormagons from your fridge… seriously, how did you guys not starve by now?"

"It's alright." Luz understands what the Body of the trio is saying as she holds onto her knees. "Phew."

"Are you ready to give up?" Bump said to the three. "You three barely scratched the surface."

Eda growled but looked at the girls nearby then to Luz's pleading puppy dog eyes. "Ugh, alright, what's next Bumpikins?"

As Bump held up a plunger… this caused Eda and the humans to cringe. "… Is it worth it?" Luz asked.

Beat sighed and looked down at Luz . "For your sake… yes…"

One of the human appreciation students found Bump and whispered in his ear. "Huh… what?" The Principle looked shocked and turned to the Owl House group. "If you excuse me, this is a real emergency I must take."

"…" Luz looked at her friends. "So… are we out of toilet duty?" But she sees the plunger magically float… and fly into her hands. "Me and my big mouth."

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Back with Willow in her class, she is thinking about Chris and his ideas he gave to her and her class, but mostly him being in Hexside. "Maybe i'm being too hard on Gus," she created a small circle for water to pour onto the carnivorous plant. "I mean, what trouble can he get into?"

"What the?" Gus rushes into the Plant Coven Class, looking around frantically with worry and panic. "Where did they go?"

"..." Willow knew what's going on and was worried and angry. "Gus… where's Chris?"

"Um… Uh… It's nothing to worry about," the illusionist

"VALEM-VALE!" A familiar loud voice shouted through the halls. "GET BACK HERE MATTHOLOMULE!" Chris stopped by a plant, grabbed it by the pot and held the stem… oddly it sounded like a shotgun mechanism had been loaded. "I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU INTO PLANT FOOD AND STUFF YOUR REMAINS INTO A SOUP CAN!"

Willow and Gus ducked as the class took cover, the plant launched shotgun shell versions of seeds, hunting the boy as he escaped through a window into another hallway. The short teen hops over to the ledge, firing two shots until the chase is on again.

"..." the plant witch girl began to grow angrily with her put and turned to her friend. "Gus…."

"I know~!" he grunted while pulling his hair down though his crown. "We need to stop him and fast!"

Chris is still chasing Mattholomule in a blinding rage but focused on him and turning him into sashimi and plant food by using the plant shotgun. "COME BACK HERE AND FACE YOUR PUNISHMENT LIKE A MAN!"

As the Doom music is played, he sees the Trouble Hunters in his way. Cocking the plant monster like a shotgun, he lived up to the name… The Doom Slayer...

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The three are now in the bathroom, cleaning the mess that Eda did when she was in Hexside. As they were working they overheard some of the students talking outside.

"Did you hear, there's a weird Gnome attacking the school?"

"Yeah, and he's already beating up the guards, think we can take it and tame it in Beast Track?"

"Let's find out!"

"Gnome… attacking the school?" Luz, Beat and Eda looked at one another… then laughed. "Yeah right, I don't think a Gnome will have that strength to tear Hexside down on it's own." Eda said.

"VALEM-VALEE~~~!" a very familiar voice shouted and something smashed in the distinct.

That made the three stop and Beat drop a plunger. "… wait… that's our temperamental gnome!"

"MT. CHRISMORE LEVEL 10! LET'S GO BEAT!" Luz shouted as they dropped whatever they're doing and ran out of the bathroom.

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"What in Titan's name is goi- dear Bloodnaughts?!" Bump ducked down flying beaten Trouble Hunter, looking to see the rage driven short teen swinging the tri axe. Bump could only see the destruction and mayhem of the Trouble Hunters trying to apprehend the berserker shortstack.

"APPREHEND THE GNOME!"

"TAKE THE TROUBLE GOBLIN TO DETENTION!"

Willow and Gus are hiding behind some debris, as they popped out. "No! Don't say he's a Gnome, Goblin or anything short related! It will make it worse!"

"VALIM-VALEEE~~~~~~!" The two students and principal cringed to hear punching, bone breaking and bloodshed.

"MY BLOOD?! HE PUNCHED OUT ALL MY BLOOD!?"

"HOW CAN HE RIP MY SPINE OUT AND PUT IT BACK IN REVERSE!? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!?"

"SO TINY AND SO MIGHTY!?"

"AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" Then the two trouble hunters was sent flying with the locker crushing them.

Willow and Gus took over as a Boulder crashed at their covers. Soon the plant girl grabbed Gus's shirt and shaked him. "I told you this was a horrible idea!"

"I know! I know! I didn't know this might happen!" Gus shouted back. "We have to find a way to calm him down, but what?!"

"I don't know! Normally Beat and Luz will calm him down!"

"Got to… get away… from that gremlin!" Mattholomue said in pain while trying to crawl away from Chris's wrath. But a lasso caught his ankles and dragged him back.

"GET OVER HERE!" Chris said with a dark look and creepy smile on his face as he uses the vines as rope.

"OH COME ON! WHY ME!?"

Gus holds his hands together. "I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU!?" Willow, Gus, and Bump winced and looked away to avoid the sight of the massacre.

Bump uses his Abomination magic, shoving the short teen into the detention room, barracking the doors. "There, that should-" THUD… the heavy doors seemed to budge. "… hold?"

The doors start booming with loud banding on the door as it starts to move more outer with a watch thud. The walls bolted to the hinges started to crack.

*THUD, THUD, THUD!*

"Isn't the detention Demon… you know… going to stop him?" Said one of the Trouble hunters.

"… I… think we should worry about planning another line of defense?" Principle Bump confirmed with everyone.

"He sings, he's so nice, and strong!" The bard witch in training squirms and giggles to herself with dreaming thoughts. A huge blush dresses her cheeks with glee. "Oh I hope he does attend here! Grom is coming up and I want to ask… a rock out? Skara walked to Gus and Willow, seeing the damage done to the hallways, "Hey, guys, what's all the commotion?"

"It's Chris, he's on a Rampage!" Gus shouted from his hiding spot. "You need to take cover now!"

"That cutey? How can he cause so much dama-" The doors burst open, revealing the short teen now coated in blue sludge and slim, with his hands the corpse of the detention monsters and start heavy breathing. "Oh, hi Chris!" The girl sees past the destruction and waves at the short teen.

Chris's eyes flash a purple glow, the red flaming aura of the short teen suddenly ceased… for Chris's temper seemed to have ceased and desisted? "Oh, hey Skara."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..." everyone just stared at the two out of sheer shock. "WHAT?!"

Another destruction explosion is heard, revealing a hole with Beat and Luz in a fighting stance with Eda holding her staff. "We're here! Where's shortstuff!?" The Owl Lady cocked her witch staff like a shotgun. Only to see that the short seeker now calmed but slimy. "Uh…. what just happened?"

"Hey guys!" Skara waved at the two humans who were just as shocked. "Hey, are you planning on enrolling like Chris?"

"... yes…" Beat and Luz said after a loose rock drop next to them.

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Principle Bump at his desk, with Eda before her with Luz and Beat… and Chris in the most durable straight jacket he could find. "We're really, really sorry for Chris's mega outburst today, He is really a great candidate for this school, but that word always triggers him whenever anyone says it." Luz explained to the principal.

"Hm, the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree huh?" Bump eyed Eda and Chris. "To think I almost mistaken you as their mother."

"Not even that far," Beat said. "Chris here is like this because of who knows what, whenever someone insults him about his height… this… happens." he points his thumb at exhibit A.

Mattholomule is in the same room, in a wheelchair with extreme damage with casts and bandages. "I'm pressing charges of assault, and suing them for my injuries! And for me to be president of the Human Appreciation Club!"

"You have no word for this," Luz said to the witch. "You're the one who started Mt. Chrismore level 10."

"All demands are denied, as I spoke with the students of what has happened." Principle Bump slaps down a gavel from… who knows where?

"At least I know why humans don't have magic, they're just short and stupi-."

"THROAT!" Hatching out of the restraints, Chris tackles him again and a dust brawl is created.

"See what we mean Principal Bump?"

Principle Bump created a circle, morphing an abomination hand to grab hold of the savage frenzy short teen. "I can see now why you two kept his anger to you both. Still he's an exceptional student but he single handedly destroyed most of the school with his outburst and the destruction of Detention Hall."

"Again, we're so sorry for Chris's outburst to HexSide." Beat said in Chris's defence.

"Does this affect their enrollment?" Eda cautiously asked.

"Apparently… no," Bump seated Chris back to the group. "I can't take one away from you three, as it is a constant cycle of keeping you all in order and chaos, with all three of you holding both of them when together." all four of them start to cheer for their enrolment. "But," The four stopped their praise. "During this time, you three will be fixing the school, and the Detention hall until you start next semester."

"We will." all three Seekers said and nodded in unison.

"WHAT! THAT'S BOGUS!" Mattholomule upraroed. "I GOT BEATEN BY A GNOME! AND THOSE DUMB HUMANS GET INTO HEXSIDE SCOTT FREE!?"

"… Chris, make him repent." Luz said, as Eda and Bump decided to step aside.

Beat then pulled out the Battleaxe and handed it over to Chris. "You might need this."

Pressing a button, the axe splitter to gain two additional axes. The background noise of a woman singing, had the brains of the Trio roared and started punching and beating the hex out of the witch. "VALIM-VALEE~!"

"NOT AGAIN!"

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End of note trivia: If you have not recognized some of the quotes, we picked them out from old cartoons or different contents. It's alright, not all of our jokes are right the first time or that funny.

"VALIM-VALEE~!" And the tri-axe came from Dave the Barbarian, Strom's famous weapon and Battle Cry.

Beat and Luz vs the Holotomb is quoted from the parents of Mitchels vs Machines.

Artzilla: And the title Doom Guy to Chris fits his uncontrolled rage if he's pushed too far.

Sub: I know it sounded out of context, but the music was really kick*** ripping and tearing demons apart. Don't worry, no one died in this chapter, they all get really big booboos.

Artzilla: mostly Mattholomule.

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"So, what does this Chris hate the most?" Mattholomule said to the three. "So I can avoid it."

Amity, Willow, and Gus turned to one another… then turned to him. "He hates being called s-h-o-r-t all too often." Gus spelled, fearing that he's nearby.

"He's understandable, but prolonging it with actual insults makes it worse." Willow adss into the warnings.

"He likes Dwarf Characters so don't do anything to insult them." Amity stated as she read a few Azura Books related to Dwarven Characters and Kings.

"He doesn't like it when you stomp on the ground pretending to crush a dwarf, he hates it when people think they're superior. Politicians are an exemption as he can hold his barf in."

"Just make sure to never insult him being dumb, that'll really tick him off."

"And cry out like a Holler monkey out of proportion, we don't know why but it's annoying and he hates it more than anyone."

"Okay, i think i got everything,"… The boy zoomed out… and returned… only to be wearing crude Dwarven Armor and a crown, holding up a sign that showed the crude picture of Chris is a Gnome and a toy hammer. "So I can do it myself!"

"No…"

"Yes~..."

"No…"

"HEY SHORTEY~~!"

"... MATTHOLOMULE NO!" The three cried out in panic and fright.

"YOU KNOW WHAT?! THESE DWARVES ARE A JOKE AND YOU SHOULD JOIN THEM, MAYBE THEY CAN FIX YOUR NONEXISTENT 'NORMAL SIZE!" Mattholomule shouted as he started hollow like a Monkey and started acting like one. "COME ON OUR YOU MORON AND LET ME STOMP ON YOU LIKE A WORTHLESS DWARF YOU ARE!"

Gus panicked in fright. "What do we do! If he gets here! No one will be safe!" he worriest the safety of his friends and the other students.

"QUICK!" Amity grabbed a chalk from nowhere. "The Anti- Christian Circle will save us!" She then drew a large circle on the floor.

"Good thinking!" Willow said then pulled out a demon bullhorn. "MT. CHRISTMOR LEVEL DOOMGUY!" Oddly enough, the entire school piled in onto them in the safety of the circle.

"AND AZURA IS A DUMB CHARACTER! WHY DO WRITERS MAKE HER A PROTAGONIST! HA! HA! FRIENDSHIP IS NEVER MAGICAL! Ha! See, I did everything that makes Chris angry, and what do you know, he's not here!" Mattholomule taunted the group. "Seriously he really be this dumb to think he's smarter the me."

"... Maybe you're not wearing the Dwarven King's crown goofy enough?"

"What do you mean like this?" He then pulled them down to the side and laughed… only for Chris to take the crown and balance it on the side.

"No like that."

Chris was wearing battle armor with the sigil of the Doom Slayer, then cocked the shotgun as the theme music kicked in. Everyone cringed in fright and looked away from the carnage, trying to tune out the cries of agony and pain… then Chris grumbled and walked away.

"Mattholomule, Are you alright?"

"... No…" the now mangled boy groaned from the ground.

"Quick, get in the circle! It'll help you live longer!"

"Boy, if you value your life, you must be inside this circle now, before he comes back." Principle Bump ordered his student.

"Yeah, he holds one huge grudge against someone who provokes him too much." Gus said to his rival. "Get in quick, he's coming back with bigger and badder weapons."

"Are you nuts!" The construction student stood up. "A stupid chalk circle isn't going to protect me!" Matholomule started running. "I'M RUNNING FOR MY LIFE!"

"NOOOOOO!" Everyone cringed as Chris bullrushes back, hearing the gunshot and explosions with more agonising pain… and leaves. Willow looks over to the newly mangled boy. "Don't run! He thinks you haven't learned your lesson!"

"... thanks for the tip... " the construction witch said and got up. "I'll just limp out of this school then."

"NOOOO!" They soon see Chris charging at Mattholumule with the Doom Music resuming, holding a huge hammer and resumes pulverizing the poor boy.

"He hates limping more than running!" Amity shouted.

"Well… i guess i'-" Chris comes back with a huge boulder and smashes it onto Mattholomule's little body then walks away dusting his hands.

"I forgot to say that he hate's crawling too!" Willow said as Chris comes back with an abomination rocket launcher and fire's it at point blank range. Everyone cringed from the explosions made...

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME!?"

"I don't know," Amity shouted over to him. "Maybe he doesn't like you?"

"Here! Draw a circle!" Gus shouted, throwing the same chalk the young Blight used.

"Okay!" he did so…. Then Chris comes back with King Basilisk and him holding a raging beast with razor sharp teeth to shred him some more, then walks away.

"THAT WAS AN OVAL! IT HAS TO BE A CIRCLE!"

"MOVE OVER!" Mattholomule dashed over to the top and held onto Gus and pushed Skara out of the circle.

Chris came back with a chainsaw… but calmed down to see the bard witch down. "Oh hi Skara, are you okay?" He puts the item away and helps her up.

"Oh yes I am now." she said with a little blush on her face.

Chris turned to the boy responsible for making this girl fall… but he sees the circle… and points at him. "... you're lucky THIS time little boy." he then holds Skara's hand and walks away with her head steaming.

"... Phew…" Amity sighed in relief as the student body and teachers calmed down. "That was a close one.

"Yeah, I'm glad you didn't anger Beat, this circle can't work with him." Willow said.

"What attracts him?" Mattholomule asked in a little terror in his voice.

"Oh nothing much, just the Howler monkey sounds at twelve, it interrupts his eating and insults any of the Azura Characters." Gus added.

"Eh hem."

".. Heh…" they soon find Beat holding a huge gauntlet, crushing them together to create sparks. As Amity looked worried but held her smile. "Um… good thing we're wearing our 'We love Azura' badges huh?"

All of the students and teachers nodded… but there is only one certain individual. "... huh?"

"Start running little boy, because YOU MUST DIIIIIIEEEEEE!" Beat shouted as Mattholomule ran for his life and he chased him. "DEAD WITCHLING SCREECH! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!"