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Bonus Chapter: Bernadette (The Big Bang Theory Ch3)

— Bernadette —

"Is it really that bad?" She asks, watching her boyfriend pace the room with a pale face.

"That bad? Yes, yes it is... I'm a dead man, my colleagues are going to murder me the moment I let my guard down." He said frantically, his eyes wide. "Even Raj was looking murderous... Raj! Sheldon shot me with a toy Phaser earlier... and I'm pretty sure it wasn't set to stun. I've had my life threatened in Klingon, Elvish and Dothraki."

"What... what happened?" She asked him, if watching him throw himself on the couch.

"I fucked up, I knocked over a machine, it fell onto another one, then one of them caught fire... which spread to another lab and then another... the cost for replacing everything is in the millions, some of the tech I broke was... really expensive." He admitted.

"Did they fire you?" She asked, making him sigh again.

"No... that's the problem, it was written off as an accident, but the funds to replace everything came out of everyone's funding. Scientists are really protective of their funding and they all know it's my fault they've had their budgets cut massively.. except Amy who gets to act awfully smug over her untouched funding." He muttered making her lips twitch, she knew what Amy and Penny had done but she could guess. Penny had all but admitted it when they talked about how she'd gotten her new job.

Listening to Penny admit she had no regrets about whoring herself out for a role was... intriguing. They'd been having a girls night and Penny had gotten a bit tipsy and said far too much.

She had doubted Penny when she told her how well endowed Kuro was... then she pulled out the pictures.

"I'm sorry, honey... maybe it won't be that bad?" She asked, making him pause.

"It won't be... I have a plan but I need your help." He said seriously, taking her hands with his as he stared at her.

"Of course, anything. What do you need me to do?" She asked seriously, making him smile.

"The only way I get out of this mess is to get the funds back, but I could never make that much money on my own... for Kuro it would be pocket change though." He said making her pause... he didn't mean?

"I thought you didn't like him? Something about him being an unnaturally lucky asshole?" She asked, making him laugh slightly.

"Oh, I don't. But I need the money and he has it.. he has no reason to help me though and that's where you come in. I need you to get Kuro to agree to help me... you know, work your womanly charms on him..." He explained, making her aware him down coldly, her smile fading.

"...I barely know him, I've never even really spoken to him." She said pretending she hadn't caught on to his 'subtle hint'. If he was smart he'd drop this.

"You don't need to talk, hell I'll do the talking if I have to, I just need you to... pay him back." He said, giving her a look.

"You want me to fuck him." Bernadette said coldly, making him wince as he nodded slowly.

"I know, I know… I don't want this, but I need a way to get him pay for my fuck up and I don't see any other way. You know how much money I cost the lab? I couldn't pay it back in ten lifetimes, if I can't find a way to get the funding back, my career is over. No space trip, no research, hell I'll be lucky to have a job this time next week with how pissed off my colleagues are," Howard said quickly as she stared him down, anger and disgust growing inside her chest at his willingness to pimp her out to save himself.

Penny chose to go to Kuro, so did Amy, that was their decision and she could respect it but this was Howard trying to sell her body for his personal gain.

"So you want to whore me out to Kuro in the hopes that he'll pay for your fuck up?" Bernadette asked, glaring at him as he winced, rubbing his neck as he slowly nodded.

A part of her wanted to just send him away, dump him on the spot for treating her like this, but an idea formed in the back of her mind.

"Fine, I'll think about it," Bernadette said with a sigh, getting up and heading towards the bedroom. "I'm heading to bed, and you aren't joining me. I suggest you get used to the couch."

It hurt how willing Howard was to pimp her out to fix his fuck up, but she knew how to hurt him right back. Howard wasn't as confident as he acted, and Kuro gave him one hell of an inferiority complex.

So she'd make sure to hit him where it hurt, right in his pride.

— Next Day (Evening) —

Arranging for Howard to be out of their apartment was easy enough, even if he'd suggested she do this at Kuro's place not theirs, but that didn't fit her plan.

As she let Kuro inside, she had a feeling he already knew what was coming from the lazy smirk and the way his eyes roamed her body, daring her to comment, but she simply turned and led him into the living room, taking a seat as she gestured for him to sit opposite her, well aware that their sitting arrangements would give him a clear view between her legs thanks to the short black pencil skirt she was wearing.

"I have to say, I suspected something like this would happen but I didn't think you'd go through with it to be honest," Kuro said lazily, making her sigh.

"You already know about Howard's fuck up then," Bernadette asked, making him laugh.

"I pretty much own the lab, so yeah. Howard's little fuck up that cost half the researchers their funding," Kuro admitted.

"Except Amy of course," Bernadette replied, making him laugh.

"Of course, Amy worked hard for her funding, and she was more than happy to show her gratitude for me ensuring this didn't affect her," Kuro admitted shamelessly, giving her a grin. "So, why don't you admit why you called me here?"

She wanted to be offended at his knowing tone, but he was right. She called him here to try and pimp herself out to fix her stupid boyfriends fuck up.

It wouldn't end like Howard was hoping, but she was still selling herself.

"Fine, let's cut to the chase. It's not fair on Howard's colleagues to be punished for his idiocy, and I know you have the money to throw around," Bernadette sighed, reaching up and unbuttoning her tight white shirt, seeing his eyes dip to her cleavage as she slowly worked her way down and parted it, revealing a simple black bra.

She considered wearing something sexy, but decided against it, the simple look would suit her 'act' better.

The low appreciative whistle from Kuro made her roll her eyes slightly, he fucked actresses and models nightly so she was hardly impressive compared to his usual conquests and she knew it.

Reaching back she unclipped her bra, pulling the straps down and gently letting it fall to her lap, her admittedly large breasts bouncing free.

"So, I was hoping you'd be willing to make a deal," Bernadette said shyly, moving her arm to cover her breasts briefly before she forced it down.

"Oh?" Kuro asked, his lips twitching.

"Don't play coy, I know about Amy and I know about Penny. I want to know if you're interested in a similar deal with me," Bernadette asked, standing up as her bra fell out of her lap as she took a deep breath, unzipping her skirt and letting it drop, long pale legs on display as she stepped out of it. "I know it's a lot of money, so I'm willing to… work it off long term," Bernadette offered as she stepped towards him.

"Is that so?" Kuro asked, looking over her body with clear lust.

She had a theory that Kuro got off on power, not looks. He liked having power over women like her, having them come to him for help and offer their bodies as payment.

"You can set the length, but until you decide I've…worked off my debt, I'll do anything you want me to," Bernadette offered as she hooked her fingers into her panties and pushed them down, exposing her tiny pink slit.

"It is a lot of money, for most people," Kuro said with a chuckle, his gaze finally returning to her face as he gave her a lazy grin. "And that is a very generous offer, Miss Rostenkowski."

"Call me Bernadette, or if you accept I suppose you can call me anything you want," Bernadette said with a dark chuckle.

Was this worth her revenge on Howard? Probably not but she was in too deep now as she fell to her knees, moving between his legs and reaching up for his belt. "So, do we have a deal?"

"We do," Kuro agreed, watching as she undid his jeans and pulled them down, her eyes widening as his cock popped free.

"Fuck," Bernadette whispered, partially in awe and partially in fear at the size of the cock that would soon be stirring up her insides. She planned to tell Howard he was bigger, but she definitely wouldn't have to lie.

"Go on, give it a kiss," Kuro ordered playfully as she went to take her glasses off. "No, keep the glasses on. Nerdy girls turn me on," Kuro admitted as she sighed, taking a deep breath as she leaned forwards and planted her lips on the tip of his shaft.

There was no way in hell she'd be able to fit that in her mouth and she wasn't experienced enough to try and deepthroat it, so she improvised as she pushed her chest forwards and pushed her breasts together, capturing the majority of his fat cock between them, leaving just the bulbous tip for her to service with her mouth, kissing and licking it as it rose from her cleavage.

Now she was officially a whore, selling her body to a rich guy to pull her idiot boyfriend out of trouble. She wasn't on some street corner, and the numbers were definitely bigger, but that didn't change the truth.

She should have put a pillow under her because it became clear that Kuro wasn't easily satisfied, minutes of obedient sucking and kissing going by before she felt the shaft between her tits start to twitch.

His previously calm breathing sped up slightly, a light grunt leaving him as he started to thrust between her cleavage slightly, no longer making her do all the work.

"Should I swallow it or-" Bernadette started, making Kuro shake his head.

"No, not this time," Kuro grunted as she lapped at his cock, caught off guard as he suddenly stood up and grasped his dick, stroking it as he took aim.

Getting the message, she tilted her head and waited for the facial she knew was coming, happy he told her to keep her glasses as the first spurt hit her with surprising force, making her flinch back as one of her lenses was coated in the thick, white seed.

She should probably get used to this feeling, trying not to back away as his load splattered against her face and dripped onto her large breasts.

"If you're going to be working for me, I'll need your contact details," Kuro said, pulling out his phone. "And a proper picture to attach to those details," Kuro continued, snapping a picture of her on her knees, cum coating her face, hair and tits.

Oh great…

He was right though, she got in contact with him through Penny and that wasn't exactly ideal.

"Now, I do have some things to do today, so I can't spend all day enjoying my newest acquisition, but I have time enough for a second round," Kuro said, taking her hands and lifting her to her feet.

She shouldn't have been caught off guard when he immediately bent her over the chair, she knew where this was going after all, but she squeaked in surprise all the same, immediately feeling him place his knee between her legs to force them to part.

She'd sold her body to him, and he wasn't wasting any time in collecting as he immediately lined himself up, rubbing the tip of his still-erect cock against her shamefully wet pussy, gripping her hips and pulling her back as he impaled her on his fat cock, a squeal of surprise (and pleasure) as he filled her up, almost splitting her in two.

Howard wasn't small, but he wasn't big either, and Kuro was definitely a very well endowed specimen, plus Howard was kinda passive despite how he acted, he wouldn't treat her so roughly.

Kuro had no qualms about making her his bitch, the sounds of their flesh slapping together barely audible over her moans as Kuro well and truly railed her.

"I should thank Howard, how did he ever pull a sexy little bitch like you?" Kuro chuckled, slapping her as and making her yelp between moans.

That was a good question, one that recent events had made her think on, why the hell did she like Howard in the first place? Mutual mother issues didn't exactly make a good relationship.

As his thrusts sped up, her eyes widened as she covered her mouth to stifle her lewd moans, clenching down on his thick cock as she felt her climax was over her.

He… he was going to pull out, right? She went to turn around, but he just placed his hand on her back and pushed her down against the chair, speeding up as he grunted.

He was absolutely not going to pull out, and she didn't have the right or the power to make him as he pounded her against the chair, the tip of his cock repeatedly penetrating her womb as he filled her like Howard never could.

"S-slow down," Bernadette squeaked, clutching the chair for dear life as he abused her tight cunt, making him chuckle, ignoring her request as he slammed his hips forwards, sheathing himself inside her with a guttural groan as she moaned into the chair cushion, feeling his hot, sticky seed flood her unprotected womb.

She'd need to get some morning after pills, this was probably going to be a regular occurrence.

Resting into her for a moment while he caught his breath, Kuro chuckled before he moved back and slowly pulled out of her freshly creampied pussy, watching as she panted in pleasure.

"Yeah, I really should thank Howard," Kuro laughed, fixing his clothes as she rose on shaky legs. "I'm curious, do you know why Howard caused so much trouble?" Kuro asked, making her blink.

"It was an accident…" Bernadette started, making him laugh.

"Sure, he didn't mean to, but he only knocked everything over because he was too busy staring at one of the new girls. She dresses in these tiny skirts and shirts two sizes too small," Kuro said, watching her as she clenched her fists in anger.

"Funny, Howard didn't mention that," Bernadette said calmly, making Kuro laugh.

"I wonder why? It's been fun, Bernadette. Tomorrow, you'll come to my apartment at 10am, wear whatever you want, it won't be staying in for long after all," Kuro said as she hesitated.

"I have work tomorrow," Bernadette started, making him raise an eyebrow. She didn't particularly like working at the restaurant, especially now that Penny had become a full time actress, but she did need the money.

"Oh right," Kuro started, grabbing his phone and making a call. "Hello, I'm calling about what we discussed earlier. Yes, that's right I have. The money will be transferred to your account within the hour, a pleasure doing business with you," Kuro said as he ended the call, making her blink.

"Who was that?" Bernadette asked, making him grin.

"The owner of the Cheesecake Factory. I just bought his company, which means you don't have work tomorrow. Your only job is pleasing me, and you'll be far better paid than you were for waiting tables," Kuro said lazily, making her realise just how powerful he was.

She'd only contacted him this morning, and he'd already made arrangements to buy an entire franchise?

"Fine, I'll be there," Bernadette agreed, in too deep to refuse. What would be the point, she could feel his cum leaking from her well-fucked pussy already, it was too late for second guessing.

"Good girl, don't worry, we'll have more time then and I'll make sure you enjoy your time under me," Kuro said, reaching up and groping one of her breasts briefly, before he chuckled and started to leave. "I'll see you tomorrow, pet, sleep well, you'll need your energy."

Watching him go, she sighed as she went to head to the shower and clean herself up so she looked like less of a used whore before she paused.

Going to the bedroom instead, she made sure to make a mess of the bedsheets before she laid down and awaited Howard's return.

— Later —

"Erm, I take it that it worked?" Howard said as she sat up slowly, turning to him as she stretched.

"What? Oh yeah, Kuro agreed. He'll take care of the funding if I take care of him," Bernadette agreed, putting on a satisfied air. "I'm now officially his little slut, a toy until I've worked off my debt."

Watching Howard carefully, she mentally rolled her eyes as she spotted the slight tent in his pants at the sight of her, naked and used.

"Still, if Penny had told me he had such a massive cock, I might have done it for free. Kuro really knows how to treat a woman, I don't think I've ever been fucked so good before, but I definitely will be again. I'm going to see him tomorrow to discuss the details of our deal," Bernadette said, each sentence another stab to Howard's pride as he flinched slightly.

"Oh… I kinda thought this'd be a once and done thing," Howard admitted as she laughed.

"For that much money? Kuro enjoyed fucked me, but I'm not arrogant enough to think my pussy is worth that much, I'll be paying this off for ages," Bernadette said, before giggling. "Don't worry, honey bunny, I don't even mind that much. I was pretty upset about this at the start, but after getting fucked that good? I half feel like I should be paying him," Bernadette giggled.

"Erm- right…" Howard mumbled, making her viciously smirk internally.

"Really, baby. I really don't mind, This'll be fun, maybe I'll even get to have a threesome with Penny, the bitch owes me for hogging Kuro for so long," Bernadette said with a sultry smile. "But I need to take a shower, then get some sleep. I'm going to need my energy for tomorrow, Kuro has a lot of energy," Bernadette said as she stood up, stretching.

"Oh, I need a shower myself, I'll wash your back if-" Howard started, starting to grin before she held up her hand.

"Sorry, honey. I'll be showering alone tonight, I'm kinda sore down there, he stretched me in ways I didn't know was possible, so I'm not in the mood," Bernadette lied. Despite Kuro's size, she actually felt fucking great, but Howard was never going to get to fuck her again.

The way he wilted as she headed to the bathroom made her smile, she was only just getting started.

— Howard —

"So, you too?" Leonard asked as he slumped into his chair.

"Yup, Bernadette works for Kuro now," Howard groaned. Why did he think this was a good idea?

As his phone vibrated, he pulled it out and groaned harder as he opened the text Bernadette had sent him.

'Hope your having fun, I definitely am x'

The attached selfie of her would be almost innocent if it wasn't for the fact that the top of the skimpy maid dress she wore was pulled down and she clearly had just received one hell of a facial.

She insisted on telling him how her day went, every single day he was treated to stories about how good Kuro was in bed, what they'd gotten up to, who else had joined in.

She also noticed him getting hard at the story of how Kuro had made her eat out Penny while he took her from behind, and she'd come to the conclusion he had a cuckolding fetish.

Now she thought he just used this whole mess as an excuse to indulge in his fetish, and being the loving girlfriend she was, she was happy to help.

So now he got so many more details, pictures, videos, even phone calls while Kuro fucked her, and he couldn't help but get hard at it.

But she also hadn't touched him in weeks, because she wasn't really interested in sex since she was getting so much of it from someone she happily told him was so much better.

And she was too tired to indulge him.

"Damn, I'm glad I'm single," Raj said simply.

"Isn't he fucking your sister?" Leonard asked, making Raj shrug.

"Probably, I don't know and I don't want to know," Raj said happily, before pausing. "Isn't he fucking your mother?" he asked, making Leonard flinch.

"Please don't remind me. Apparently my mother claims it's an experiment on the Oedipal complex and the long term side effects of knowing your friend is sleeping with your mother," Leonard sighed.

"Why is Kuro doing this?" Howard asked.

He could understand Penny, and Amy approached him, but at this point it was

obvious that Kuro was targeting every woman they had in their lives.

There was even a rumour that he'd had a threesome with Sheldon's mother and incredibly hot sister, but Sheldon didn't particularly care about the 'physical desires' of lesser intellects.

"Is he still upset that he lost at monopoly that one time?" Raj asked, making them pause.

Surely not, no one was that petty.

Right?

— Kuro —

I am indeed that petty.

Also it's their fault for having hot female family members, friends, associates or coworkers.

— Much Later —

"Gentlemen, I realise you might not be particularly happy with me." Kuro started, sitting opposite the four of them as they stared him down. "Well, except Sheldon." He corrected, making Sheldon look around at the others in confusion.

Of course he wouldn't understand why they were all upset with him

"You don't say?" Leonard said sarcastically, glaring at Kuro making the other man smile. Penny had finally just broken it off with him, enjoying the fame and success she was getting from being Kuro's booty call.

"However, there was a very important reason that I had to cuck you all. I… am from the future, and I needed to make sure you were all focused on your careers and not being distracted by the supple female flesh you surround yourselves with." Kuro continued, making them all pause as they stared at him in utter disbelief.

"You have got to be fucking kidding me." Howard deadpanned, staring at the smug Kuro.

"If that's true, why would you fuck my sister as we?" Raj asked, making Kuro pause.

"Oh, that's because she's hot. I fucked the rest to save the world from a threat only you four nerds can prevent, I fucked Priya because it was fun." Kuro corrected, standing.

Raising his hand in a slightly incorrect Vulcan salute, three fingers together leaving his pinky on its own, he nodded to them all.

"May the force be with you, or some nerd shit like that." Kuro said calmly, as a bright light started to fill the room. "Beam me up, Scotty."

As the light blinked them, they all jumped up in confusion as they looked around the now empty room, the spot Kuro was in seconds ago now empty.

"I see." Sheldon said, the only one still sat down as they all turned to him in disbelief, a smug smile on his face. "Of course, Amy was a diversion from my research, a pleasant one admittedly, and Kuro was making sure I stayed focused by taking her away. It's nice to know I'm so important in the future."

"Sheldon- you can't be serious? You actually believe that bullshit?" Leonard shouted, making Sheldon stand up and walk to the door, trying the handle to show it was still locked.

"The windows are too small to climb out of, the door is locked and he isn't in the room. Therefore, he had to have teleported, which is evidence to his claims." Sheldon said calmly, still looking awfully smug. "

As they went to reply, Kuro reappeared right in between them all, scratching his chin.

"Oh right, stay focused or I'll come back and fuck your future girlfriends as well. You can date when you've saved the world." Kuro said, leaving them stunned.

Without the light show, he had very clearly just appeared in front of them. With a nod, he vanished again leaving them all staring dumbly.

"...what are we saving the world from?" Raj asked quietly, making them all look around at each other in confusion and growing panic, except of course Sheldon.

— Kuro —

I still fucking hate sitcoms.

I'm not leaving my new girls alone, so making another multiform to go with the other seven billion or whatever I hop out of the world, leaving my new body to play the role of horny movie producer until I can convince the girls to come with me back to one of my custom-built worlds.

It's not like sticking around to bang actresses all day is really a bad thing, and I don't have a limit on how many forms I can have.

But it's time for my main form to get back to work, well back to 'work' which is a very different thing.

Bazinga this, you fucking nerds.

Author's Note: Kept you waiting, huh?

I've been having trouble writing lately so I decided to come back to this since it's easier with no real plot to worry about.