Toadette's Thousand Tales

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Now this is the story all about how Toadette's life got flipped turned upside down, and she likes to take a minute, so just sit right there, 'cuz she'll tell you how she became the princess of Bel Air.

5. Toadette This Theme Park Has No Name

Toadette was making her way towards the HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH, which was dubbed "IREALLYDONTHAVEANAMELAND", which was the CRAZIEST, ZANIEST PLACE to be. As she snuck by the entrance, she looked up and gasped, her eyes shining brightly as coasters the size of seventeen Landmasters all zoomed past her at the speed of F-ZERO machines.

"Oh man, this is so exciting!" She squealed with joy as she wet herself in delight, not noticing as she immediately dashed right to the line for the Blue Falcon coaster, confronting Mario, who was the ticket dealer. "Please, you gotta lemme ride this baby, Mario!"

Mario massaged his moustache, thinking of an answer. After tne seconds, he snapped his fingers, smiling as he bent down and said to Toadette in a low-pitched monotone voice, "NO."

"..." Toadette then resulted to crying in tears, which attracted the attention of all the visitors, who unsurprisingly were Koopa Troopas of different sorts and ranks. Mario slapped his forehead as he grabbed Toadette, aimed towards the northeastern, and chucked her right out of the park, watching her sparkle like a tiny star in the night sky as she screamed her lungs out. Sighing, Mario returned to his position at the ticket boost, only to his disbelief to see all of the Koopa visitors disappearing.