Toadette's Thousand Tales

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Now this is the story all about how Toadette's life got flipped turned upside down, and she likes to take a minute, so just sit right there, 'cuz she'll tell you how she became the princess of Bel Air.

8. Toadette's Toast Trouble

"Man... I'm hungry..." Toadette admitted as she rubbed her growling stomach, waltzing right into the kitchen and standing in front of her toaster, putting in four pieces of bread. "Maybe some TOAST woild help satisfy me."

One Minute Later...

Toadette stretched her arms as she patiently waited for her toaster to toast some bread, but it was taking longer than usual. Getting impatient, Toadette started banging up the toaster with a mallet, squashing it to half its size. Panicking, Toadette tried to use her strenght to make the toaster its regular size, but it was to no avail as crappy toast popped out from the toaster, sizzled and done.

"...Horray..." Toadette groaned as she held the flattened toast, which sizzled into ash de to the crushed flames incinerating it. She groaned, and slammed her head on the table, crying in vain as she lost her only breakfast. One of the guard Chain Chomps, however, sniffe dthe aroma of the toast, and bursted into the kitchen, licking up the ashy remains of the toast, barking with delight as it rushed back out. Watching this, Toadette cried more, losing her meal to a frail pet guardian.