Toadette was riding her pink Bit Bike around the small park that was outside of her castle, whistling to herself with glee as she felt the wind blowing right in her face. As she moved faster and headed down a grassy, steep hill, she bumped over a small pebble and started bouncing down the hill, landing flat on her face as her Bit Bike, which soared through the clear blue sky, crashed into an oak tree, causing the bark to burst into flames. Looking up, Toadette gasped in shocked to see her precious bike burn.
"Nooooo! Not my bike! I liked it to bits!" She cried out in horror as she quickly burst into tears, her hands over her face as she shook her head in disbelief, the blue birds flying away from their burnt home as the Bit Bike sizzled into ashes as the flames started spreading among the grass, setting the meadows on fire as a result. Toadette's tears were enough to cool down the flames that surrounded her, for she was in too much of a depression to even notice or care about the flames.
"So... is anyone going to tell her that she can get a new bike...?" Dry Bowser stated as he was polishing off some tires by the lake with Petey Piranha and Toadsworth.
"Blimey! I don't think it's worth mentioning it to her..." Toadsworth said as he adjusted his glasses.
Petey ate a couple of tires, shrugging with his big green leaves as he smiled. "I'm sure she can just run or fly. It's not that hard."
Toadette kept on crying as she dashed by the trio, dousing them in her tears as she decided to buy the nearest wooden boardwalk going into the lake, using it as an excuse to go walk alone on a long pier.
Toadette and Dry Bowser were having a tennis match with each other on the volcanic Grumble Volcano, with the skeletal reptile doing his best to slam as many fuzzy green tennis balls at Toadette, the pink mushroom girl having some problems slamming the balls of tennis right back.
"Come on! You can do better than this!" Dry Bowser stated as he wasn't breaking a sweat with his tennis prowess.
"Oh... you think so?" Toadette stated, deciding to twirl around as she then used her trickery to smash an incoming tennis ball right into Dry Bowser, which broke him into a pile of bones as she bounced joyfully, having managed to triumph.
Toadette was having an eating contest against Petey at Waluigi's Taco Stand in the parking lot of the Coconut Mall, with Toadette farting to make room in her grumbling gut for more food to digest as she was beating the mutated piranha plant.
"Mmm! These tacos are really doing a number on me!" Toadette declared as she found this predicament enjoyable.
"Wah... you might like it, but I don't!" Waluigi groaned, a clothespin on his nose as the scent of Toadette's farts was starting to stink up his stand of tacos, which seemed to not be a problem for the Miis watching as they all gathered around in their cars.
"...make your move, old man." Toadette stated with a smirk as she rubbed her hands together, playing a game of Monopoly with Toadsworth in an apartment overlooking the metropolis surrounding the Moonview Highway.
Toadsworth adjusted his glasses as he rolled, sighing as he placed his right hand on his face. "Harrumph... I guess a train stop isn't so bad..."
"Yeah, I'm sure it is." Toadette scoffed as she grabbed some popcorn and munched on it, proceeding to roll as she gasped and placed her hands on her face in an excited manner. "OOH! Baby, I'm on fire! I landed on Boardwalk!"
"And what are you going to do about it?" Toadsworth asked cautiously as he poured himself some tea and sipped it.
Toadette cackled as pink flames appeared behind her suddenly. "Do what any capitalist would do... make the title of this chapter accurate by buying it!" She then proceeded to buy boardwalk, getting a huge advantage in this two player game of Monopoly.
Toadette was being chased through the foliage of the jungle within Donkey Kong's Jungle Parkway, with Dry Bowser riding on Petey as the mutant plant was flying while the reptilian skeleton was chucking his bones at the mushroom gal, who was dodging them and the coconuts being chucked at her.
"Help! They won't leave me alone!" Toadette exclaimed as she dashed across the dirt paved road, with Donkey Kong watching from his Piranha Prowler as he scratched his head.
"I should stay out of these stories..." DK mumbled to himself, feeling as if this situation was making a donkey out of him.
Toadette was sliding on the giant blue dinosaur overlooking the wooden bridge in the prehistoric Dino Dino Jungle, with Petey and Toadsworth watching from the top of a tall palm tree looking the opposite of the big blue reptile.
"Yabba dabba do!" Toadette exclaimed as she was having herself a gay old time, feeling grand about the entire fun activity as she then flew back up by using her spinning pink pigtails.
"My word! She doesn't take this seriously, does she?" Toadsworth asked Petey, who nodded his head in response as he munched on the leaf sticking out the farthest within the palm tree.
Toadette was trying to get on a small goat at the Daisy Hills as Toadsworth and Dry Bowser were gliding around the meadows, with Princess Daisy watching as she was golfing in the grass, hitting her golf ball high.
"Hey Dette, word of advice... I'd get on a pony, not a goat. Why? Cause for riding purposes, the goat isn't the greatest of all time." Daisy whispered as she then let out a huge fart, which puffed up her orange shorts.
"Gee thanks," Toadette sarcastically replied as she thought she got on the goat, only for the goat to run right into the lake as Toadette screamed, potentially drowning as the goat went headfirst into the water.
"Golly..." Toadette took a good look at herself in the mirror, proceeding to turn around and fart into it as she was blasted away by her own fart reflecting off the mirror, proceeding to be sent all around the Ribbon Road, for which she was currently exploring when she stumbled upon the reflective mirror.