Toadette screamed as she fell for hours, crashing into the several boulders that were inside the dark abyss. Having had the knowledge to know that anyone could post up crap that was shorter than one hundred words on the site and laugh her head off as people click for the free simple hits, and also knowing that this was the pathetically easy way out of increasing the word count while being blunt and obvious, Toadette was sent tumbling down the dark abyss by three angry Nokis, who were startled by Toadette.
"Well, at least with this, I can brighten up an otherwise short and crappy chapter," Toadette admitted as she shrugged, smiling a bit as she continued, "Now all I have to do is land on a nice, soft landing, and-"
She went straight into a pool of hot, molten magma.