Chapter 8: The God-Tongue Invades

Some time has passed since Saiba defeated Ikumi as he looks over the paperwork in his room. Saiba is forming a new research society that research ingredients from his world. He looks over some of the papers and it says that he needs a teacher or something like that in order to form his club. He is trying to think who would be the representative of his club. He looks at the paper and scratches his head.

"Who am I gonna have as my representative?" he asks himself.

Isshiki opens the tile of the ceiling and drops in, "Something wrong, young Saiba?"

Saiba sighs in annoyance, "You should really try knocking the door. You'll never know when you might see something you're not supposed to see."

"Oh-ho~! Do you have something to hide?"

Saiba throws a book at him and hits Isshiki on the forehead.

Saiba glares at him before turning his attention back on the paper work. "I'm trying to figure out on who could be the adviser for my research society. I thought about Roland Chapelle, but he is being the adviser of the French Cuisine Research Society. So far, I have no luck." As he glances over the papers, he gets an idea. "Hang on." Saiba turns to face Isshiki, "The members of the Ten have more power than the academy staff, right?"

"Yes." Isshiki answers.

"And you're on the Ten, which means you have a higher authority than the staff."

"So you want me to be your club adviser?"

Saiba smiles, "Yes! Would you please!?"

Isshiki smiles as he looks up and thinks about it while doing a long hum. "Hmmmmmm... No."

"Seriously?!" Saiba is shocked to hear that. "How come?!"

"Well... Let's just say I've made too many enemies. Sorry."

"Oh come on now. You're a nice guy!" Saiba realizes for a second, "A bit of a weirdo, but nice."

"However, I did found someone that will support your club and agreed to be your club adviser."

"Who?"

Fumiyo shouts from the pipes, "SAIBA! GET DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT! SOMEONE IS HERE TO SEE YOU!" She sounds extremely excited about something.

"Ah, that must be her." Isshiki says.

Saiba looks confused, "Her? Who the hell did ya' asked?!"

Downstairs, Erina is there as she waves and smiles with sparkles all around her. Oh, and Hisako is there with her. Ryoko, Yuki, Shoji, Daigo, Megumi and Zenji are shock as they just stand there gawking at her.

Shun is leaning in the doorway of the cafeteria as he asks, "What's the princess doing here?"

Saiba and Isshiki walk down stairs with Saiba asking, "What's going on?"

As Saiba stops halfway down the stairs, he sees Erina.

Erina then locks eyes with Saiba as she gently say, "Hello...darling."

Saiba turns completely white with a bell that tolls his death ringing in the background and emitting a gloomy aura around him along with an emotionless expression. He turns slowly with robotic noises for every motion he makes as he points his finger at Erina.

All he can say is, "Ma..."

"That's rii-iight!" Isshiki sings, "She is your new adviser."

Saiba looks back and forth at Erina and Isshiki for a few seconds before he says, "Ah hell nah!"

Yet Erina is standing next to him with a creepy grin on her face, "I wouldn't refuse if I was you." as she licks her lips and a little drool dripping from the right side of her mouth.

When Saiba sees how close Erina is to his personal space and freaks out. He fell on one of the stairs and is terrified of her.

Erina leans close, "You need an adviser for your research society, so I volunteer for my services to help your club."

Hisako has her clipboard, "All the paperwork has been filled out and the club room will be in one of the classrooms. We even procured a projector for visual presentation of any ingredients that we're unable to acquire."

Isshiki tells the deal, "Sorry, but I had to tell Nao since she has been skulking around the place. I've talked it over with Erina about certain conditions. One of them is that Erina Nakiri will be a resident here at Polar Star and will be sharing the same room with you."

Saiba's left eye twitches a bit.

The other residents scream out, "WHAAAAAAT!?"

Yuki shouts, "Erina Nakiri is staying with us?!"

"And she gets to stay with Saiba!?" Daigo state.

"This is HUGE news!" Ryoko exclaims.

"Dang bro! You're a stud!" Shoji states.

Zenji shouts, "Are there any rules about that!?"

Megumi is so shocked that she couldn't say anything.

Fumiyo has her arms crossed and has a serious look about her, "Well, as long as there isn't any 'hanky-panky' or any sort of 'special activities' going on, I'll allow it."

"Good." Erina nods and smiles at Fumiyo. Then focus all of her attention towards Saiba. However, he disappeared.

Outside of the dorm, Saiba is running for his life as he gets away from the craziness that is happening.

'I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS!' he screams in his mind, 'LIKE HELL I'M GONNA LET HER DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS WITH ME! MOM WILL MURDER ME!'

"ACHOO!"

In a forest in the Special Region, Yuki (as in Saiba's mother) sneezed very loudly. She wipes her nose with a loud snorting sound.

She looks behind her, "Someone's talking about me."

Back on Earth, Saiba continues to run until he hears a voice.

"OH SAAAIII-BAAA~!"

Saiba looked back and sees Erina running on all fours, have a darker shade to her, glowing red eyes, an evil laugh, and a long tongue swirling around as well as a dark, foreboding aura around her. Saiba's eyes stretched out of his eyes as he screams like some sort of cartoon character before facing forward and running faster.

Erina speaks in a demonic voice, "You won't escape from me, lover boy!"

Ikumi is passing by as she looks over some of the books of the Rice Bowl Club.

"III-KKUU-MII!"

"Huh?" Ikumi looked at the direction of the yelling and sees Saiba running. "Saiba Yukihira?"

"RUUUUUNN!"

"Huh?!" Ikumi is confused at first until she sees the demonic Erina Nakiri chasing him. She screams before jumping out of the way to let them pass.

Saiba ran as fast as he could until Erina jumps and finally catches him. Saiba tries to scream but Erina French-kiss him while holding him down with all her limbs to constrain him.

When she was done Frenching him, Saiba spits out, "THAT WAS DISGUSTING!"

Then she French-kiss him again to gain more saliva from his mouth as Saiba continues to struggle.

Later close to noon before lunch, in the cafeteria of the dorm, Saiba is sitting at the table while covered in kiss marks all over his face and neck. He feels violated and humiliated as Erina holds tightly around his right arm and snuggles him. Yet Saiba has a few tears dripping from his eyes because of his misery.

Hisako bows her head, "I'm sorry about this. Mistress Erina is...a bit more emotional than before."

Isshiki also apologizes, "Sorry. I didn't know that was going to happen."

Zenji adjust his glasses, "I'm finding it hard to believe that the God-Tongue is here in our own dorm."

"Yeah." Ryoko nodded, "I mean, Saiba did tell us that Erina kissed him, but I never thought she would go this far."

But Yuki has an idea, "I got an idea! Since she's here, how about we have her taste test our dishes?"

Daigo stands up, "Oh yeah! I can't wait for her to try out my fry dishes!"

Shoji stands up, "No way! Me first!"

Hisako angrily shouts, "She's not a garbage disposal!"

Yet Megumi states, "I don't think that's a good idea."

"Huh?" Yuki, Daigo and Shoji went.

"I think the main reason she is here because of Saiba's cooking." Megumi voice her reasoning, "Think about it. Saiba is the only one that is capable of using ingredients from the Special Region and she wants someone that can make it for her."

"She's right." Hisako says. "Ever since she has tasted the Roc Egg Pudding Saiba made, and she's been obsessed with Special Region foods ever since. Not only that, she may have a thing for Saiba. Although..." she looks at Erina licking her lips while snuggling, "...she has gotten a bit more perverted."

Everyone in the room have giant sweat drops on their heads and are a little disturbed.

Fumiyo breaks the disturbance, "I guess I'll go make lunch."

But Saiba sees this chance as an opportunity to escape from Erina's clutches. "Actually, I think I'll make something."

Erina gasps in delight and lets go as she stands, "I would like to see!"

Saiba is a bit more disturbed than before as Erina is really eager to eat something made by him. "O-okay." Saiba gets up and gets cooking.

In the kitchen, Saiba looks over all the ingredients that his mother sent him. Erina is intrigued by the strange and alien ingredients from another world as she hover over his shoulders.

"What should I make." Saiba thinks out loud.

"What kind of cherries are those?" Erina pointed out.

Saiba picks up the ingredient, "These aren't cherries. They're Miniature Neotomatoes."

"Miniature Neotomatoes?"

Saiba gives her some, "Here, try some."

Erina takes the Miniature Neotomatoes and bites them. After one chew, tomato juices splash all over her tongue that gives her a good shock.

In Erina's mind, she sees a larger version of the Miniature Neotomato with its stub lit like a fuse. Once it reaches to the Neotomato, it explodes with all its juices spewing all over. Erina moans in pleasure as her clothes are getting washed away.

Back in reality, Erina's face is all flustered and seems to be breathing heavily.

"Oh. My. God." Erina loves the flavor, "This is the most delicious tomato I have ever eaten! It's so sweet and fresh unlike the tomatoes here on this world! Small yet plump and juicy. So fresh that it taste like it just came from the garden not too long ago." Erina then sees the Golden Carrots in the fridge, "Are those...carrots made of gold? Why do you keep them in the refrigerator? They look like they're worth a fortune! Unless..."

"You got it." Saiba nodded, "It is food." He takes it out of the fridge and gives it to her, "Try it."

Erina swipes it from his hand and takes a bite.

In Erina's mind, she gets hit by a volley of arrows with the heads made of Golden Carrots that pierced right through her and shred some of her clothes. Yet her body glows gold and she feels re-energized. What happens next is that she is in a cloudy realm where the Golden Carrots transformed into golden armor with white feathered wings on her back. She looks like a golden valkyrie with all that golden armor and wings, or some warrior angel.

"Yes!" she says before drawing her sword and points it up in the air, "I'VE BEEN REBORN!"

Back in reality, Erina continues to eat the Golden Carrot as she notices how delicious it is. 'Supple. Juicy. And ridiculously sweet! This kind of carrot make the others pale in comparison! IT'S SO GOOOD~! SO, SO GOOOOOD~!' Once finished eating the carrot completely, she tries to reach out for another, but Saiba stops him.

"Whoa!" she grabs Erina's arm, "Hold it right there!"

Erina looks at him.

"I need those to make lunch."

"YOU'RE MAKING SOMETHING OUT OF THESE DELICIOUS CARROTS!?" Erina starts to drool and seems excited.

"Yes! So please control yourself as I make a special stir-fry."

"Okay, I'll wait!" Erina runs out of the cafeteria in a flash and waits at the table as she pats like a starving dog. Getting drool over the table.

Everyone else keep their distance from here and are a bit creeped out. Erina has glowing pink hearts on her pupils as her chair starts to get wet.

Back in the kitchen, Saiba is trying to make fried rice with some of the Special Region. These include Simplicity Rice that is right now in the rice cooker. Saiba has gathered other ingredients to use for this special fried rice such as diced Golden Carrots, minced Marbled Pig meat, regular peas, a Ten Yolk Egg, soy sauce from a Soy Saucetopus, and Volcanic Ash Salt. He adds in Mors Oil onto the wok before he adds in the ingredients in as he does a few flips to make sure it is done right.

In the cafeteria, Erina can smell the ingredients being cooked and is trying to control herself but drools a lot more.

"Miss Erina!" Hisako approaches, "Are you alright?!"

Erina scratches the table, leaving deep scratch marks as the surface of the wood gets curled up on her finger nails. "I must hang in there." she says to herself, "I must hang on until it is ready." She starts panting as she starts to smell the rice being cooked into the wok along withe soy sauce. "I must...hang in...there..." Erina is having a hard time controlling her desire to eat foods from the Special Region.

Everyone else keep their distance as if Erina start to look like she's about to snap.

Saiba finishes flipping a few more times with the fried rice until he is sure it is perfected. "And done!" He presents his special fried-rice to everyone, "Tada~! My own recipe, Yukihira-style Marbled Pork Fried-Rice!"

Erina ogles over the sight of the fried-rice before her.

Megumi takes a quick whiff, "That smells amazing."

Fumiyo looks at the rice, 'I never seen such wonderful fried-rice before.'

Yuki starts to drool, "It looks yummy!"

"The amount of soy sauce and the fragrance is perfect." Ryoko states.

Daigo and Shoji shed tears, "It's amazing, bro!"

Hisako is blown away by the wonderful dish made from Special Region ingredients. 'Just what is in that?'

Erina grabs the spoon and takes a large portion onto her plate. "I must have it!" She takes her spoon and takes a bite.

Once she did, the Marbled Pork melted in her mouth and filling it her flavor. She can taste every single ingredient. Their flavors, their textures, everything. Her mind is in complete and total bliss.

'The pork melted in my mouth, releasing all of its juices and flavor. The Golden Carrots I tasted before had a sweet, supple and juicy yet it is in perfect harmony. The egg is even more tastier than regular eggs. Sweet and even has a mellow flavor. The oil has properties that is a combination of sesame oil and olive oil that cooked all the ingredients splendidly. The rice is perfectly cooked. It is simple yet well balanced with the ingredients. The soy sauce is so mellow and has a distinct taste of something akin to takoyaki for some reason. Something like that shouldn't work well, yet...' Erina realizes something, 'Of course! The peas and the salt! For some reason, the peas help ensure the ingredients work together in harmony along with this strange salt. And it's regular peas. As for the salt, it taste like it came from some volcano. And yet... There is something about it that makes it perfect. But what does make it perfect, is the chef that found a way to combine them all.'

Inside Erina's head, she is somewhere in some fantasy land with flowers, fairies, floating isles, snow-topped mountains, and a valley in the middle of spring where a fantasy-style town is at. Church bells are ringing as Erina is dressed as a bride while marching on some sort of magical platform with an alter outside of the church as the 'Here Comes the Bride' song is being played on a piano. The groom is Saiba as he turns around to see his blushing bride. He smiles and extends his left hand with Erina giving a blushing smile. Yet when she tries to take his hand...

Erina is brought back to reality as she can no longer handle the intensity of the taste that cause her to pass out in ecstasy. She fell off her chair as her body twitches as everyone noticing.

"MISS ERINA!" Hisako runs up to help her but gets freaked out.

Everyone see what happened and are freaked out as well. Erina is lying on the floor with her tongue sticking out, smiling like a pervert, eyes rolled up, and sounds a little too happy with some tears flowing down her cheeks.

Zenji backs away, "Okay, seeing the God-Tongue like that is freaky!"

"She looks WAY too happy." Yuki is a bit creeped-out.

Ryoko steps back, "No kidding."

"Maybe the Special Region ingredients are too much for Erina." Isshiki wonders while Hisako tries to wake Erina up.

Saiba rubs the back of his head, "That maybe true. Although, I am planning on making dishes that would try to go on equal footing with the Special Region ingredients. Or at least surpass them in some way."

Megumi points out, "But you're planning on teaching people about the Special Region."

"True that." Yet Saiba got a whiff of something. "Did Erina...pee herself?"

Hisako gasps, "I'll take her to her room right now and get her changed!" Hisako carries Erina on her back and heads out.

Saiba sighs, "I guess I'll have to do the clean-up since I'm responsible for this."

Fumiyo smiles, "Glad one of you wiper-snappers knows when to clean-up your messes."

Saiba says to Fumiyo, "Please don't add salt to an open wound."

Fumiyo just laughs.

Later on, Saiba decided to head to the bathroom.

"Man, who knew tomatoes can be digested that fast." Saiba has to go real bad.

Yet when he opened the door, he sees Erina waiting and smiling. "Hello!"

Saiba slammed the door, "I'll go somewhere else."

In the evening, Saiba headed to the baths, "Man, what a workout. I've worked up a sweat."

Once in, he takes off his clothes, yet kept his necklace on, and heads towards the bathtub. However, Erina is already in the tub. There was a long and awkward silence that lasted for ten seconds.

Erina breaks the silence, "Care to join me? I'll scrub your back."

Saiba's face is all red and is freaking out, "NO THANK YOU!" and slams the door. He leans against the door, "I think I'll take my bath the old fashion way."

By old fashion way, he means using a hose and a bucket outside.

Saiba is wearing is pajamas as he head towards his bedroom. He is getting frustrated with Erina invading his privacy.

He groans as he stomps his way, "Man, Erina is getting on my nerves." 'I really want to relax and take my necklace off. The teeth are piercing my skin and I want to brush my tail. I haven't had anytime to do so.'

Saiba made it to the door and is about to open to his room. But once he touches the knob, he stops.

'Wait a minute.' Saiba thought about something, 'She and I are roommates now and... Oh shit. It's gonna be one of those cliches where she redecorates the room with suggestive sex stuff, is it?' He retracts his hand, 'Fuck it. I'm gonna sleep in the barn.' But when he turns around, he sees Hisako with a video camera in her hands. "Hisako? What are you doing?" he notices the camera, "And what's that thing?"

"Oh, um." Hisako starts to blush and gets bashful, "This is a video camera. It records stuff. And... Miss Erina asked me to record our first time."

"First time? Us?"

"I'm...gong to join you two and record it to remember our special time together."

Saiba is disturbed by what is gonna happen as his body has turn white, eyes gone, and mouth hanging open.

"But...I have something to ask." Hisako takes a deep breath before asking, "Is it true that you can get married at the age of thirteen in your world?! Since you're fourteen, and Erina and I are fifteen, it's legal in your world, right?! And men can have more than one wife, correct?! So would you let me marry you and Erina!?"

Saiba blows his top, "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?"

Saiba didn't get any sleep that night and now has two girls chasing after him.