"We now return to Tiny Kong Farts, on the HBO," Said the TV announcer, the scene changing.
"Oh yeah!" Laughed the gassy Tiny Kong as she was pooting some rotten tuba toots while causing a giant cruise ship to sink from her thunderous toots. "My name might be tiny, but my body sure isn't!"
"...The hell? What kind of fucking show is this?" Toadette remarked in disgust as she changed the channel, shaking her head in disgust as she felt a rumble in her stomach. "Oh, not again..."
And then Toadette farted, causing the entire house to collapse. The Mushroom Gorge would never be the same again.
"Hey! We're on television!" Toadsworth exclaimed as he noticed the cameras shined on him and Toadette.
"Which means only one thing..." Toadette stated with a twirl as she summoned a cane. "It's time for a musical!"
"Oh no." Dry Bowser groaned, with Toadette and Toadsworth singing as this was being viewed all across the Mushroom Kingdom.
"Petey, what would you gain from being on TV?" Toadette asked Petey Piranha as they were chucking stones into the red molten magma at the Grumble Volcano.
"To have more appearances in general." Petey stated in Gilbert Gottfried's voice as he shook his head. "I hate being ignored!"
"Oh, I know how you feel..." Toadette sighed while nodding in agreement.
Toadette hummed as she was walking through the packed Mushroom City at night, turning her head to the window, to see several TVs, of all different sizes, portraying her in a theater play, with her singing 'It's A Small World'.
"Wow... am I really that high pitched?" Toadette gasped as she placed her hands on her face, stunned to see how different she sounded when listening to herself from a different point of view.