I've never met nobody… like you!
Had friends and I've had buddies, it's true!
But they don't turn my tummy… the way you do!
I've never met nobody… like you!
Oh, yeah, yeah
"Why tummy? Hic! It should be 'heart' or 'feeling'?" Senti raised a brow as she walked funny and had hiccups.
"No idea. It's on the lyrics from 'Nobody like you' by 4Town in 'Turning Red' movie," I replied as I helped Tyro.
"Aaaaah… Then, why Tyro keeps singing? The karaoke is over-hic!" Senti asked.
You're never not on my mind, oh my, oh my
I'm never not by your side, your side, your side
I'm never gon' let you cry, oh, cry, don't cry
I'll never not be your ride or die, alright
"I had no idea. It's your fault to do the balance contest while drinking," I blamed her. It was Tyro's first time getting drunk. She wasn't allowed to drink in her high school years. Since she was an adult, she can handle 5 to 50 drinks. However, 100 drinks was a big no-no.
"Heeeeeey! Hic! She agreed with me. Don't worry, I'll protect you and Tyro from perverts. Hic!" Senti promised.
"I wanna be a red paaandaaaaa! Ehe!" Tyro giggled. Yup! Pretty drunk. If she comes back to her senses, I'll tell her what happened and not to tell Mr. Angelo.
Meanwhile, we walked down the street and we spotted three men. I recognized their faces from Tyro's photos. They were X, Zero, and Axl in their civilian clothes. Suddenly, they were blocked by five reploids. They were like the mafia. I hid behind the wall with Senti and Tyro.
"Well, well, well! Long time, no see, Little Axley! You worked with the maverick hunters?! Or are you still a prisoner?!" the buffy man smirked.
"Will you cut that out, Ouken? I'm done with illegal business," Axl argued.
Sounds pretty bad. I don't want to involve in this situation but I'm with Senti and Tyro. So, we can intervene in them if they spread into action. Honkai or not, we're still helping the hunters. X, Zero, and Axl were Tyro's friends after all.
"If you try to harm Axl, we won't hesitate to arrest you," X warned them. Whoa! Is it X?!
I only knew him in his armor. And, I didn't know his hair is a brown duckbutt. 0o0
"Who do you think you are, a police?" Ouken laughed. He didn't care if they were maverick hunters. Why he's such an ass?
"How about you, thugs who didn't have a REAL job?" Zero commented as he folded his arm.
"Oooooh! Savage!" Senti surprised.
"Huh?" Axl heard Senti from afar. As I checked on Tyro- Huh? Where is she?! Oh nuuuuu! /0o0\
"So, you want to fight, huh! Then, I'll show you-"
"DANCE! HEEEEE-HAAAAAAW!" Tyro dashed into action and hopped on Ouken's shoulders with her legs. She spun around as she kicked two thugs on his sides and pushed Ouken to the ground painfully.
We were all jolted by what Tyro did.
"What the fuck?! You bitch! Boys, we need back up!" the thug called out to all the other gangs.
"Shit! Guess we have to fight," Zero sighed as he was readied to fight.
"Wait, Zero! They have humans in their gang," X pointed out.
"Really?! I didn't know both humans and reploids worked together in the mafia!" Axl shocked.
"Ooooooooh! A dance party!" Tyro rushed in and fought in break dancing style. She punched and spin kicked them while break dancing.
She wasn't much of a show-off and readied to take action if someone is in trouble. Although, being drunk for the first time caused her to think it was a fun battle like a videogame.
"What the?! Tyro! Are you drunk?!" Axl was even more shook than the mafia with this /0o0\ expression.
"Yeah, she is! So drunk that you don't want to near her in combat," Senti chuckled.
"Why? Is it because she can break bones?" Zero confused.
"Nope… She thinks it's an action game. It's better not too near her for now," X said.
Tyro threw the men at the river, hit them on the walls, and beat them up until they cried and were knocked out. As for us, we only watched the whole scene. We didn't want to get closer to Tyro's ultrahazardous drunken state.
"Should we help her?" X asked worriedly.
"Nah, she was almost done," Senti pointed out that Tyro defeated all the men.
Ouken tried to crawl away and escape but Tyro blocked him. "Getaway! Bitch-"
"BBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGH!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!" We found it disgusting that Tyro vomited at Ouken's face with his mouth open.
"Haha! I recorded a video about it," Senti laughed as she got recorded it with her Iphone. "Taste the kiss of death, asshole!"
"Oh god! No wonder we can't get close to her," X cringed.
"How many drinks did she drink?" Zero asked.
"Three gallons of beer without falling off the chair in one leg. She won against Senti," I replied.
"Three galloons of WHAT?!" Zero gasped.
"Chuuuuuu!" Tyro felt dizzy as she was going to fall. Fortunately, Axl caught her.
"Tyro, are you alright? X, Zero, and I are going home. We can take you and your friends home-"
We all gasped and saw that Tyro kissed Axl quickly. Axl's face went super red and Tyro passed out.
On the next morning, Senti and I had breakfast at the MH HQ cafeteria with the boys. Senti drank a cup of chamomile tea.
"Man! My head hurts like hell. I shouldn't do the balance contest," Senti groaned as she held her head.
"Told ya soooo… You promised Tyro about the co-op in GI," I reminded her.
"So, you must be Tyro's best friends. I am so glad to meet you two. Also, I'm so sorry that we didn't take action on what happened," X apologized.
Senti shook her hand. "Nah! It's cool. We let Tyro do some beating. Besides, at least, I got the video as my blackmail in the future," she giggled.
"Senti, no!" I slapped her back.
"Owie!" Senti winced.
"About that, Axl still froze after the kiss," Zero pointed and poked at Axl who still froze after the kiss.
"Did the kiss of death affect him too? You know that she kissed him after she vomited that fatass," Senti sipped her tea.
Axl shook his head to snap it out. "I will not remove my first kiss from her!"
Zero rolled his eyes. "Bruh, it's just a kiss. You need a confession and a true love's kiss. Sometimes, getting drunk gives them temporary memory loss."
"But how does my family regain their memories after getting drunk?" Axl confused.
"It depends on how many alcoholic drinks that they drank," X shrugged.
"Also, it's best not to let her know about what she did last night. I'm pretty certain that puking on the man's face and kissing you was kinda embarrassing for her," I suggested.
"Heeeeey guuuuuys!"
We heard Tyro as she arrived in the cafeteria.
"You cannot believe what I dreamed last night. I saved Yagami from the Neo Keihin Gang and gave him a kiss," Tyro said.
To her response, our jaws dropped, and stared at her awkwardly.
OMG! Seriously! She had no idea what she did and dreamed about the game. DX
"What?" Tyro tilted her head in confusion.
