Ugh! So lame! So childishly lame!

Why Axl and his stupid girlfriend went to his fake haunted house?!

Is it a bit cliche for the old couples? As if!

I want Axl back was I need him for my protection from my pig-ass boss. I'm pretty sure that Axl is rich too.

I needed to apologize and make up with him by doing house chores and being his 'housewife'. Next, pretend to ask for money for groceries and buy some new clothes or pieces of jewelry. If he goes broke again, I'll go to X or Zero. Heehee! :D

First, I need to find this stupid exit. Oh! I found Axl in the hallway.

"Axl! My darling! I came here for"

"RRRAAAAAAWWWRR!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" I screamed as the weird, big, blue stuff toy jumped at me and roared with his big mouth and many sharp teeth.

I turned around as I ran to the other side of the hallway. "Axl, please help me! That monster is going to eat me-"

"WHERE'S MY BABY?!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Now, that pale bitch with a bloody face. "OH MY GOD! You're gross!"

I screamed and panicked as I returned to the entrance. Screw that fucking exit! I just want to get the fuck out of-

"Wrong way, little girl."

When I reached the entrance, a white and red clown appeared in front of me. I knew this clown. Oh my god! It was the 'IT' from the movie. No! Wait! It's just a cosplayer! I'm sure he's safe, even if he's an ugly, old fart.

I chuckled. "Oh! No, I don't need to go to the exit. I'll ask the staff members to have a refund."

"Refund?! You entered a haunted house and want a freaking refund!" the IT yelled at me as he stepped closer to me. He abnormally grew larger.

I backed away. "That's because your haunted house is lame! It's not that scary-" I bumped something as I realized the bloody bitch and ugly-ass stuff toy were behind me. I tried my best to control my shivers.

"You're a liar. You never grew up into an honest lady. You are still scared of my friends. You also think it's lame. If you want something scary, then I'll make it scary," the IT smirked evilly.

"No! Stay away from me!" I cried.

IT went closer and closer and-

"Boo!"

"AAAAAAAAAAHH-"