Dragon Ball Z: Dynasty – Prince Vegeta's Struggles with "Friendship"
Written by: Feraligreater328
Overseen by: StevenBodner and SparkerLightning
Chapter 11: Kart-Racing
Vegeta rounded a corner in the tightest turn he could manage. Sparks shot from the wheels of his motorcycle and he nearly flew off the edge, only to gain traction at the last second and continue along. The Prince smirked as he glanced down to his lower left. A massive, golden #1 floated in his periphery. "Excellent! And only one lap left to go! Yes!"
A green armadillo came rolling up next to him. He scowled as it harmlessly rolled off the edge of the track. The projectile had missed, but the offense was still there. "WHO DARES-"
Krillin came shooting by on a police-car themed buggy. He waved at Vegeta and speed along. "Eat my dust, Vegeta! He pulled out a spotted bell-pepper and ate it in one bite. The thrusters on the back of his vehicle flared to life and shot him forward.
Vegeta snarled at the golden #1 became a silver #2. "You little bastard! I swear-"
Bulma came flying over Vegeta on a hang-glider attached to the seat of her bike. She snapped down at him. "Don't swear in front of the kids, Vegeta! Trunks said the F-Bomb at the Burger Fool yesterday and I blame you!"
Vegeta shouted. "You say that word more than I do, woman!"
The Prince hit a rainbow box and an item came flying out. It was a massive banana. Vegeta growled. "BANANA?! I'm in THIRD PLACE!"
But then, the Prince realized he was mistaken. This wasn't a Banana...it was the BANANA LAUNCHER!
Vegeta adopted a wicked smirk and propped the cannon on his shoulder. He peeled it open immediately and a massive, off-white projectile went shooting towards his wife and the other one. The big banana exploded and sent Bulma and Krillin both flying off the sides of a ledge and into a lake below. Vegeta cackled like an evil, little gremlin and pressed the gas. "YES! VICTORY! VICTORY!"
"Oh really?"
Vegeta's eyes went wide and he slowly turned his head. Cruising next to him was Android 18, driving what appeared to be a rather expensive sports car. She glanced over to him and winked. Vegeta sneered. "What the hell is this?!"
18 chuckled. "DLC. I got it when I bought mine and Krillin's car for our honeymoon. Never thought I'd get to use it~"
Vegeta cackled. "Well, it must really suck if you were in 4th this entire time!"
18 shook her head. "Nah, you just never get anything fun in 1st place..."
She reached down and suddenly produced a blue, spiky-shelled armadillo. "Also, you never coast in first this close to the end. Later, dork!"
18 heaved the blue armadillo at Vegeta and then hit her brakes. The armadillo landed in Vegeta's lap and unfurled, smiling as it began to glow. Vegeta screamed. "DAMN IT!"
As the explosion rocked off behind her, Android 18 crossed the finish line with a smirk on her face. SHe came skidding to a stop. "You know...I think I'm actually really enjoying this, but maybe we should do a co-op game next time~"
Krillin and Bulma came rolling up. Krillin stood from his cart. "You think so?"
18 smirked. "I think VR racing games might be a bit much for Vegeta..."
In a smoking heap, Vegeta came skidding across the finish line. Shakily, he lifted his arm and flipped Android 18 off.
