"Come on, say something already!" Yang whines. "There's four of you! Surely one of you can say anything."

"It's just…" Weiss starts. "Isn't this a little…"

"Surprising?" Yang answers, unsatisfied. "I don't see how this would be, at least any more than what you have going on already."

You, Weiss, Blake, and Ruby look between each other. Yang had asked to join your group and become part of your ever-increasing harem. Her request really was nothing compared to what you already have. You had just meant to give her feel-better cake after her breakup, but…

"Explain?" you ask, confused, but you understand that something needs to be said.

"What's hard to understand?" Yang says, looking upset. She wasn't able to face any of you, and her pouty face was colored crimson. "It's no secret I find you guys attractive. Like, WAY attractive."

That was true at least. From day one, it was obvious Yang was into Blake, and she'd made plenty of comments about Weiss. She even admitted to thinking you were cute! That's nice to know. But that left…

"M… Me?" Ruby asks, looking at Yang.

"Of course," Yang says, shyly. "You've always been cute as a button and now you're almost a C-cup. And then there was…" Yang trails off, though Ruby immediately understands what she was referring to.

"You've felt that since…?" Ruby starts, also knowing Yang could finish the thought. "But that was…" Sensing the moment was right, Ruby turns to face all of you, excluding Yang. "Uhh… we… we sort of… The two of us… we kissed." Seeing the shock on all of your faces, she adds, "We… never really brought it up because… well, yeah."

"Well, if you're just going to come out and say it…" Seeing Ruby open her mouth to object, Yang cuts her off, "Though, yeah, I guess now is the time. Yeah, I was her first kiss. …She was mine." Knowing that boykiller Yang Xiao Long would need to justify that action, she preemptively says, "We were kids, yeah, but old enough for it to be more than toddlers playing pretend."

"I think I asked dad about kissing after I saw it on tv," Ruby added, unfolding the story. "He said it was for people that loved each other very much."

"And you can figure out the process of thought from there." Yang looked awkwardly at her sister, somewhere between infatuation and confusion. "We both knew it was for couples, but… it didn't seem wrong at the time. It happened… and nothing was weird about it, and we moved on."

"Yeah. It didn't feel wrong, which… that kinda makes it feel wrong now," Ruby says. "At the time, we meant it, though."

"And the weird hindsight was that it was before we knew we were only half sisters. Up until that point, we just thought we were straight sisters… err, we were full sisters, not half. Neither of us really understood that we had two different moms."

"So…" Blake starts. Looking between the two half sisters, she asked, "Where does that leave us here? I get that you want in, but are you okay with… Ruby?"

"Of course I am!" Yang shouts. I want her to be happy and I want to be there to make her happy, and… this doesn't feel like a bad way to do that. And yeah, we are ONLY half sisters. It's not like I can get her pregnant, so no need to worry about that issue."

"Ruby?"

Ruby looks at Yang. Yang was definitely for this whole thing, having initiated it, but Ruby hasn't really said anything to confirm that she reciprocated such complex feelings. "I… You…" She closes her eyes and focuses. "You're the first person in this world that I loved. Mom used to tell me that whenever I cried as a baby, you would go and pick flowers to put in my crib, and every time I stopped crying. Now… you're my best friend and you're still the person I know the most about in the whole world. You know the most about me!" Opening her eyes, Ruby's sweet smile meets Yang. "I… I don't think anything has changed. I do love you!" She walks over and hugs Yang, pulling her face into her chest; Ruby smothers Yang, running her hands through her hair, a lethal action for anyone else. "Plus, I know you've wanted to kiss Blake and Weiss since we got here. I can't take that away from you after all you've done for me."

Considering her face was pressed into Ruby's chest, Yang responds to the affirmation by raising her arms in triumph. There's a muffled, "Yes!" from where her face is, prompting Ruby to let her go. "Oh, my god, finally! I was so sick and tired of having to duck around hoping you guys weren't making out in our room. Such an annoying thing to deal with, but now, I CAN JOIN!" Yang punches the air several times in celebration. "Hell yeah!"

"I'm glad to see you so excited," Weiss says. "I'll admit, having all of us be together does let us obviate the whole sneaking around thing. It'll be nice to display our affections openly."

"Kinda related…" Ruby turns to look at everyone, but mostly you. "Are we done yet? Like, I know our dad used to make, 'Entire Team,' jokes, but yeah, I think five is a good number to stop at. If someone ends up asking again, are we gonna just keep growing… whatever it is we have here?"

"Entire Team?" Weiss says, raising an eyebrow.

"Eh, three of four. Him, my mom, and Ruby's mom. Uncle Qrow is jealous." Yang snickers.

"Say it like it is, Red," Blake says, smirking. "We're full blown harem at this point." She raises her arm and points a thumb towards you. "He's the luckiest one here. Somehow, we all managed to be into the same dude."

"I'm fine stopping!" You raise your hands, trying your best to defend yourself. "I didn't make these decisions alone!"

"It is a good idea to veto anyone else. That'll just complicate things." Yang narrows her eyes and smiles. "Plus, I need to play with what I have first~"

"Ah… Of… Of course…" Weiss says, unable to hide a certain disappointment. "That will be fine."

"What's up, Weiss? Something wrong?" Again, Yang narrows her eyes, but this time with a bit more malice. "You sound like you're disappointed. You didn't have anyone else in mind, did you?"

Weiss looks off to the side, sticking her nose up. Summoning a strong voice, she says, "If we're being frank, my first inclination that I was attracted to women was Pyrrha. I was almost breathless when I first saw her, but I wasn't aware I was bisexual, so I didn't realize it."

"I mean, you're totally right, Pyrrha is a babe, but her ship has SAILED." Yang emphasizes the last part of the sentence, widening her eyes to further drive the point home.

"She's dating Jaune, I'm aware."

"Pfft, dating?" Yang snorts. "I was over at Ilia's place doing her hair. I was just leaving when Jaune steps out of a room down the hall– the ones that are all empty." You and Blake look at each other, Weiss following shortly after; you had definitely pushed those two towards this conclusion. Yang finishes the story, "Out comes Pyrrha. Now, I'm not one to assume, but her hair was down and all messy, and when I went to say hi– without letting them know I saw them leave the room– she was OUT of it. She took like thirty seconds to register that I said hey, and she couldn't stop staring at Jaune with half-closed eyes." Yang begins clapping. "I didn't know our noodle had it in him, but from the looks of it, Pyrrha's lucky she can walk."

Blake's eyes widen. "That's… unexpected."

"I know, right? They grow up so fast~" Yang smirks at Weiss' disgust. "Sorry to ruin your idol, but you should be happy she found a man that's capable of… well, doing THAT sort of thing to her."

"Should you be telling us this?" you ask. After all, it did seem a little like prying, even if you were the one to push Jaune and Pyrrha (Mostly Pyrrha) to finding some alone time.

"Meh. I'm keeping your poly thing secret, so you can have this one. Plus, it'll only be a matter of time before Nora figures it out and tells the world."

"On that note," Weiss firmly states, wanting to get away from the conversation regarding her first female crush and the fact that she got railed by Jaune. "Yes. In that case, no more members in our little club here. So, where does that leave us now that that's settled?" Raising an eyebrow, she adds, "Knowing you, I imagine you'd want to… ahem… christen this little relationship."

"Well…" Yang says, looking at the ground again. "To be honest, while I AM happy that this… this whole thing worked out, I'm in no mood for anything like that. If I'm gonna be frank with my new bang-buddies, I spent my alone time wisely."

Blake's eyes widen. "Go on~" she teases.

"Believe me, we'll get there, but not now." Yang looks at Ruby with a very uncertain, but loving, look. "Besides, I want to be there when you… for your first time."

You, Weiss, Blake, and Ruby all look at each other with VERY awkward expressions. You feel your collar get a bit tight around your neck.

Yang senses the air and her smile fades into an angry frown. "YOU ALREADY SLEPT WITH HER!?"

"We waited!" Ruby screams, careful to step in between you and Yang. "I wanted to do it when it felt right, but that happened sooner than I thought! We didn't do anything right away!" You silently thank Ruby for not saying anything about her blowjob. Yang was now on everything, but best to acclimatize her.

"How did I not notice this!?" Yang asks. "I was sure I'd know immediately when you had sex! I know you, and you wouldn't be able to keep it secret! When did you even do it? The only time I wasn't there to…" Yang pause. She starts figuring out that the best and only time the four of you could have had sex with Ruby was when she wasn't there. She figures out that that date was

. "Aw, come on! That's not fair…"

"You weren't there…" Weiss says, weakly.

"It's not like there'd have been a better time," Blake says, far more confident. "We thought it best to do it at a time where we could go slow, and we wouldn't be interrupted."

"I… suppose that makes sense." Yang loosens her body, lowering her fists that she had raised. You assume she wouldn't have done anything, but nice to see them go down. "Sheesh, I really set you guys up with that one."

"On the plus side, we don't have to do that anymore. With all of us together, we can use our room without having to wait for anyone to be away."

"We'll need a system. I REALLY don't want to bring Jaune in to show him my new comics and you guys are naked on the beds…" Ruby shudders from embarrassment.

"The same goes for him. Be sure Pyrrha isn't getting some of that noodle."

"Gross," Weiss gags.

"Well, I suppose it's my fault you guys started without me. And as long as we have a room to ourselves, we can do whatever, whenever. But yeah, I'm not in a mood to bone right now." Yang stands. "If you guys are done, I was going to take a nice long bath."

"Guys?" you ask, trying to think if anything else needed to be said.

"I think we're good," Blake says. Weiss and Ruby nod and stand.

"Alright then!" Yang starts shifting past everyone into the bedroom. Nearly closing the door, she pokes her head out and says, "If that's the case, I'll see you guys later." She ducks behind the door. You all hear the sound of zipping, followed shortly by Yang tossing the jacket she was wearing out into the main room. You, Blake, Weiss, and Ruby all leave the apartment, pleased to know that Yang was topless behind that door.