Welcome Back! I Know It's Odd For Me To Publish So Many Chapters In A Row, But Like I Said, I'm Taking a Break From Kamen Rider LL To Allow This Story To Catch Up. Once It Does, I'll Get Back To My Regular Schedule, But For Now, Enjoy. I Own Nothing! Oh, And A Disclaimer: There Are A Few Things In This Chapter That Might Come Across As Homophobic, But I Want To Make Sure You Understand That I'm Not Like This At All! I Don't Judge People, I Prefer To Leave That To A "Higher Power" If You Know What I Mean
In a junkyard outside of Great Lakes City, a bunch of people in suits were gathered, talking. "Junkyard Gang, this is bad! Our leader, Marco Scarabis, has already died from a bullet wound during our getaway from the police after our last heist! Being Marco's second-in-command, I, Dolf Blanco, would normally take over the role of leader! But, unfortunately, I don't have the same charisma and organization skills as him, so I'm not confident enough to bear such a great responsibility on my shoulders! Instead, we need to find ourselves a new leader, and fast!" Said one of the members of the Junkyard Gang named Dolf Blanco (who was muscular and had white hair and tan skin while wearing a white suit), who was the second-in-command of their old leader, Marco Scarabis. The gang members all started muttering. "I am so glad to hear you say that!" A voice rang out as something crashed into the ground, catching everyone's attention. That's when the smoke cleared to reveal a large mechanical four-clawed crab with gattling guns on its underside and rocket launchers on its back. Then, the cockpit of the mechanical crab opened up to reveal The Garbageman himself, who grinned maliciously and said "Because I am out looking for new soldiers and technicians to become part of my upcoming empire!". Needless to say, Dolf Blanco and the rest of the Junkyard Gang were both amazed and rather surprised by his offer. "Who are you?" Dolf asked. "They call me, the Garbageman. But you can call me, boss!" Garbageman said.
The Next Day...
"I don't know which is worse, the fact that Orgullo is making us do all the chores needed to keep up our disguise, or the fact that you're here!" Pereza complained as she was carrying bags full of groceries, Envidia was carrying bags full of laundry, and Lujuria was following close behind. "I don't like this anymore than you, Pereza. But Orgullo says you both need to be punished for your recent failure!" Lujuria said. "I thought my plan was foolproof! How was I supposed to know LuchaBlue would be able to free her sister from my control!" Envidia said. "Hmm! Perhaps you didn't take into account about LuchaBlue's sisterly bond with LuchaSilver!" Lujuria noted. "No one has ever been able to break free from my spell! Sibling bond or not!" Envidia complained. "I guess those 10,000 years we spent in the dark box has left you out of practice." Pereza said. "Great! As if this stupid limp wasn't bad enough!" Envidia complained as she continued to walk with a pronounced limp. They happened to pass a church. "Hey, look! It seems there's a wedding happening today!" Pereza called to her sisters as they noticed guests lining up outside of the church.
"I wonder who's getting married?" Envidia asked. The doors opened and Lujuria's face transformed into a sneer as two women were showered with all kinds of praise and well wishes. "Ugh! You have got to be kidding me!" Lujuria stated in disgust. "What's your problem, Lujuria? It's beautiful!" Pereza said. "Yeah, just look at those dresses!" Envidia said. "Don't you two get it?! The married couple are both females! You both know that I prefer going after couples that are in opposite-sex relationships! I was lucky that was able to retrieve Cupidark's quiver of arrows that fell to the ground after his destruction and I was even more fortunate that I now have Erostar's quiver of arrows after Iracundo was able to recover it before he transformed Erostar into a rather hideous monstrosity! Unfortunately, there's no point in using Cupidark and Erostar's arrows on people that are in same-sex relationships, since they, for obvious reasons, can't make babies with each other, even if they wanted to! It would be a complete waste of good ammo! Not mention that the sight of it all is just sickening to me!" Lujuria answered in disgust. "Aren't LuchaPurple and LuchaBlue in a same-sex relationship?" Pereza asked. "Yeah, and now that I think about it, those girls that did this to me might be in one too!" Envidia said in realization. "Ugh! This day just can't get any worse!" Lujuria said in frustration.
Meanwhile, in another part of town, people were all gathered in a sort of festival. Each person was wearing a button colored with the colors of the various pride flags. Amongst those people were Ronnie Anne and Sid. "Wow, who knew Great Lakes City had such a big LGBT+ community!" Sid said in amazement as both she and Ronnie Anne were walking through, both wearing buttons colored with the Bi-sexual pride flag. "I know, it's crazy!" Ronnie Anne said. "I'm still surprised such a thing has become socially acceptable." Jaxondor said. "What's with all the buttons everyone's wearing?" Ailuxucara asked. "Those buttons represent the pride they feel for their sexuality." Ronnie Anne said, pulling out a paper detailing the various pride flags and their meanings. "There are the lesbians, girls who are only attracted to other girls." Sid said, pointing out the Lesbian pride flag. "The Gays, which while can be used to describe either gender, is usually used to describe guys who are only attracted to other guys." Ronnie Anne said, pointing to that flag. "The bisexuals, people of either gender who are attracted to both guys and girls." Sid said, pointing to the flag and their buttons. "The Transgenders, people who were born one gender but feel they were meant to be the other, it's complicated." Ronnie Anne said, pointing to that flag. "And many more. But these are the big four." Sid said.
"Whoa!" Jaxondor and Ailuxucara stated in amazement. "Makes us wonder how this all happened in the first place!" Ailuxucara noted. "No one really knows. But there are still people who think this is wrong. But that's the beauty of things like this. It gives the community to come out and say 'I'm different and I don't care what people say'!" Ronnie Anne said, shouting the last part, to the approval and applause of festival goers nearby. "I can definitely attest to that!" Said Becky as she and Dodge met up with Ronnie Anne and Sid. They were both wearing buttons with colors of the lesbian pride flag. "Hey Becky, hey Dodge." Ronnie Anne said. "Glad to see you two here today!" Said Sid. "How did your teammates like the potion Aya made them?" Ronnie Anne asked Dodge. "Oh, they were pleasantly surprised by the results, to say the least! Now, they have the same exact chest size as Becky and I as well as you two and Nikki!" Dodge answered. "Although none of them were as happy as the boys on the team. You should have seen the looks on their faces when the potion's effects resolved, their jaws literally hit the floor!" Becky said with a chuckle. "Forget their jaws, did you see the bulges in their pants?!" Dodge hinted, joining her girlfriend in the raucous laughter.
That caused both Ronnie Anne and Sid to snicker from the thought of it. "Kind of reminds us of the time when Casey had a big stiffie in his pants after Jalissa kissed him in the lips!" Ronnie Anne noted. "Exactly!" Becky said as Sid noticed the buttons they were wearing. "So you're both full fledged lesbians?" She asked in curiosity. "Yep. Never had any sort of romantic feelings for a guy in my life!" Becky said. "I actually thought I might be Asexual for a while, but then I met Becky and the rest is history." Dodge said, gazing lovingly at the blonde girl. "Wow! That's actually sweet!" Sid said in agreement. "I couldn't agree more!" Said Luna Loud as she, Sam Sharp, and both of Clyde's Dads approached the four girls, much to their own surprise. "Hey Luna, hey Sam! Mr. and Mr. McBride, good to see you guys too!" Ronnie Anne said. That's when they saw that both Luna and Sam were wearing buttons with the colors of the bisexual flag while Clyde's Dads were wearing buttons with the colors of the gay flag.
"I guess you all must have heard about the festival and decided to travel all the way from Royal Woods just for this occasion!" Sid surmised. "Yep." Sam said. Great!" Said Sid. "By the way, Mr. and Mr. McBride, how's Clyde doing?" Ronnie Anne asked. "Oh, he has already been invited over by Chloe to her house, so that she will introduce him to her parents!" Harold answered. "Oh! Wow! That's good know!" Ronnie Anne said. "Well, we've got to get going. Plenty of the festival to see." Harold said. "It was nice seeing you girls!" Harold said as the two left. "Oh, guys look!" Sid said, pointing everyone to a series of booths, some with open doors, some closed. "Private (and soundproof) 7 minutes in heaven booths?" Ronnie Anne said, reading a sign outside the booths, with a man standing by. "7 minutes in heaven?" Jaxondor asked in confusion. "It's a party game where two people go into a small room, typically a closet, and make out for 7 minutes." Ronnie Anne explained. "Ha! Dodge and I are 7 minutes in heaven champs! Forget closets, we've played in all sorts of places, including some at school, and not once did we get caught!" Becky said.
That last one took both Ronnie Anne and Sid by complete surprise. "I'm both fascinated by what you just said and slightly terrified." Sid said. "Yeah, how were you two able to make out at school without getting caught?!" Ronnie Anne asked. "Like with magicians, we never reveal our secrets." Dodge proudly declared. "Of course!" Ronnie Anne and Sid said with an eye roll. "What do you say, Ronnie Anne? Do you want to?" Sid asked. "I'd be happy to." Ronnie Anne said with a kiss on the lips. "Shall we add another to our list?" Becky asked Dodge. "Do you really need to ask?" Dodge asked. Luna and Sam looked at each other. "Well, since they're doing it." Sam said, while Luna chuckled and shrugged. Afterwards, the three all-girl couples entered the booths and started making out. "You have got to be kidding me! They've even got a festival celebrating this monstrosity?!" Lujuria asked as she Pereza and Envidia happened to be passing the festival. "Looks like there's more to it than just same sex couples. According to this chart, there are people who don't even feel romantic feelings for anyone at all, and people who go through expensive and complicated surgeries to change their gender just to name a few." Envidia read on a sign.
That caused Lujuria to start getting sick in the stomach to the point of her face turning green. "OOOOOOOH! Now, I'm gonna puke!" Lujuria announced right before her cheeks bulged up. Then, Lujuria found a nearby portable outhouse and immediately entered it before she then loudly threw up into the toilet "BLEEEEEEEEEEEEGH!". After she finished puking, Lujuria got out of the outhouse and rejoined Pereza and Envidia before declaring " Alright, that does it! That's The Last Straw!" in sheer anger. She then shifted into her true form. "Asmodeon, arise!" Lujuria demanded. That's when a new demon appeared through a portal created from a circular plant structure. The demon in question was a tall humanoid demon that has the body and arms of a muscular human male, the legs and feet of a rooster, the tail of a snake, the wings of a bat, and three heads, with the right head being that of a bull, the middle head being human-like with devil horns on his forehead, and the left head being that of a ram. Furthermore, he was carrying a standard (war flag) on his back and holding a long sharp lance in his right hand while was riding on the back of a large demonic creature that looks like a male lion that has the neck and wings of a European Dragon, a saddle on its back, and a spiked collar around its neck that's attached to reins that the humanoid demon holds in his left hand. "What is your command, Mistress Lujuria?" Asked the three-headed humanoid demon named Asmodeon. "Asmodeon, before I give out your command, I must inform you about how romance itself has changed during the 10,000 years we were all trapped in that box! Apparently, the humans in this era have started going out in same-sex relationships, specifically between female-and-female and between male-and-male! And even worse, there are people that have no romantic relationships at all and there even people that go through expensive and complicated surgeries just to change their gender! The very thought of it all made me sick to the point of vomiting!" Lujuria explained, much to Asmodeon's disgust. "Ick! Ack! Yuck! I totally agree with you on that, Mistress Lujuria! All of those things you've just described are described as absolutely repulsive!" Asmodeon declared in disgust while agreeing with Lujuria.
"Here are my orders, use your unique talents to mess with as many same sex couples as you can find! There are plenty of them in this festival. You can find them wearing buttons with the colors of these three flags!" Lujuria said, pointing to the Lesbian, Gay, and Bi Pride flags on the nearby board. "Got It! I Shall Carry Out Your Orders, Mistress Lujuria!" Asmodeon replied. Then he shouted "Come On, Dragoleon, Let's Ride!" as he rode the demonic creature, now named Dragoleon, towards the festival. Meanwhile, within their booth, Ronnie Anne and Sid were still on the ground, making out as hard as they could. Moans, giggles, and even a little tongue were involved. They broke the kiss as Sid looked into Ronnie Anne's eyes and vice versa. "You are so beautiful. There are no words to describe how much I love you." Sid said. "I'm not as beautiful as you, my darling." Ronnie Anne said. "*Chuckle!* True!" Sid replied. They then noticed they were missing a few articles of clothing. *Chuckle* "Looks like we went a little crazy in here." Ronnie Anne said with a blush upon noticing that. "Yeah, I guess we did!" Sid replied with a blush.
"What do you say we get dressed and get back to the festival?" Ronnie Anne said. "Good idea. Thank goodness these things are soundproof." Sid admitted. "Yeah! It would be totally embarrassing if they weren't!" Ronnie Anne replied. Soon, they had gotten all there clothes back on and exited the booth, Becky and Dodge waiting outside. "So how crazy did things go for you guys in there? Don't try denying it. We've had a few examples of doing so playing this game." Becky said. "Well, let's just say that it got to the point of the both of us losing a few pieces of clothing!" Ronnie Anne admitted while she and Sid were blushing. Becky and Dodge laughed. "Been there, done that!" Dodge said as screams could be heard. "Why does that give me a bad feeling?" Sid asked. Afterwards, Luna and Sam just came out of their booth after they finished their make-out and they both heard the screams as well. "What's going on, dudes?!" Luna asked. "Only one way to find out." Ronnie Anne said as the six ran towards the screams, they soon saw Howard and Harold being approached by Asmodeon and Dragoleon. "Please don't hurt us!" Howard begged. "Oh, don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. Any pain inflicted will be done by yourselves!" Asmodeon said as he used his lance to zap both Howard and Harold.
Once the zapping was done, both Howard and Harold started to be pushed away from each other by an unknown force. "What's going onnnnnnnnn?!" Howard asked as they were actually launched far away from each other. After Howard and Harold crashed in opposite directions, Ronnie Anne, Sid, Becky, Dodge, Luna, and Sam all winced at the sight of it. "Oh great, this nutjob." Jaxondor said. "What is it, Jax?" Ronnie Anne asked. "The three-headed guy with the lance is Asmodeon, and his pet is Dragoleon. They're both servants of Lujuria." Ailuxucara said. "That's the Lust one, right?" Luna asked. "Yep." Ronnie Anne and Sid said. "What are you doing here, Pecadiablo?!" Ronnie Anne asked in anger. "Lady Lujuria has instructed me to teach people like you who have disgraced the good name of love a lesson! Allow me to demonstrate!" Asmodeon said, shocking Luna and Sam with his weapon. That caused both Luna and Sam to start getting pushed away as well. "Not cool, duuuuuuude!" Shouted Luna and Sam as they both got launched away from each other and then crash-landed in opposite directions. "Any couple that gets hit by my weapon can't get within two inches of each other without being launched far away from each other, as you just saw!" Asmodeon said, laughing maniacally.
That caused Ronnie Anne, Sid, Becky, and Dodge to growl in anger. "Becky, Dodge, call our friends and get them over here!" Ronnie Anne said. "We'll handle this homophobe." Sid said, cracking her knuckles. "You got it!" Becky and Dodge replied as they both ran off to safety. But before they could get far, Asmodeon fired his beam at them. As soon as the beam hit them, both Becky and Dodge started to get pushed away from each other. "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIIIIIIIISSSSSSS!" Becky told Asmodeon as she and Dodge were sent flying. "Lucha Power!" Ronnie Anne and Sid shouted, transforming into LuchaPurple and LuchaBlue. "Ah, the Lucharangers! I'm going to enjoy splitting you two apart!" Asmodeon said, firing his beam, to which Ronnie Anne and Sid rolled to the side. "You're going to have a tough time trying to zap us like you did to the other same-sex couples!" Ronnie Anne said. "Especially since we can do this!" Sid said as she unleashed a sonic scream while Ronnie Anne unleashed her storm triad, the two attacks combining as they hit Asmodeon and Dragoleon. However, while the attacks were able to hit them, Asmodeon and Dragoleon were quick to recover from them. Then, Asmodeon declared "Our Turn! as he breathed out fire from the mouth of his middle head at Ronnie Anne while Dragoleon breathed out fire from his mouth at Sid, causing both female Lucharangers to scream in pain from the heat of the flames.
"Okay, that hurt." Ronnie Anne said. "Now, join your friends!" Asmodeon said, preparing to hit them with the same attack he had hit the McBrides, Luna, Sam, Becky, and Dodge with, only for to get hit by Carl's light beam and Adelaide's moonblast attack. "Leave my prima alone!" Carl demanded. "Step away from my sister!" Adelaide said as the two in their Lucharanger suits rushed in. "Man am I glad to see you guys!" Ronnie Anne said. "Becky called all of us, we were the closest, the others are on the way!" Adelaide explained. "And boy, Becky was in a rather furious mood when she called us!" Carl added. "Yeah, you can blame this guy for that." Sid said as she and Ronnie Anne got up but groaned in pain. "I've got it." Adelaide said, performing her healing moon ability on her sister and sister's lover. "Whew! Thanks, Adelaide!" Ronnie Anne said in relief. "You're welcome!" Adelaide replied. As Carl was fighting against Asmodeon and Dragoleon, the three-headed demon decided to put a stop to the gold Lucharanger by punching him in the crotch with his left fist. That caused Carl to freeze up in pain and shout "My Frijoles! (Beans!)" before he then fell to the ground, causing Ronnie Anne, Sid, and Adelaide to wince at Carl's pain. "I am so glad I'm a girl." Adelaide said, using her healing moon on Carl.
That distraction allowed Asmodeon enough time to ride Dragoleon quickly past Adelaide and Carl before he then shot out his beam at Ronnie Anne and Sid, causing them both to start getting pushed away from each other. "Uh oh." The two said as they got launched away. "How dare you do that to my sister and the one she loves?!" Adelaide said, launching a moonblast attack his way. However, Asmodeon came prepared this time by using his lance to block the attack. "I've got a lot more people to separate, so I've got no time for you kiddies!" Asmodeon said as Dragoleon took off. "Great, now we're going to have to find Sid and Ronnie Anne!" Carl said as the rest of the Lucharangers ran up to them. "Whoa! What happened here?! And where are Ronnie Anne and Sid?" Asked Casey as he, Sameer, Nikki, and Laird arrived to see the damage that Asmodeon and Dragoleon had done. "We're right here." Sid said as she and Ronnie Anne caught back up to the others and rested on each other's shoulders, only to be launched back away from each other shortly after. "Ooooooooh!" The rest of the Lucharangers winced after seeing that. "We'd better go to the temple and talk to AkaRed." Casey said. "We might want to call Lisa and ask for her input as well." Adelaide said. "Speaking of calling, we'd better let Lincoln and Clyde know about how Asmodeon did the same thing to me, Sam, and Mr. and Mr. McBride!" Said Luna as she and Sam, along with Howard and Harold, came up towards the Lucharangers, but were careful enough not to get too close to each other. The Lucharangers cringed at that. "Don't forget me and Becky!" Dodge said from a nearby tree
Later, at the temple...
Ronnie Anne and Sid tried their best to hold each other's hands, both visibly struggling, however before either could even touch fingers, they were launched backwards. "Well, you can't say they're not determined." Nikki said. "I think I have an idea what's going on." Lisa said over the phone, pulling out two magnets and sticking them together. "As you can see here, when two magnetic fields of different polarities are near each other, they're attracted to each other. However, when two magnetic fields of the same polarity are near each other." Lisa said flipping one of the magnets and trying, but failing to get them back together. "They repel each other." She said. "*GASP!* Just like what Asmodeon did to Ronnie Anne and Sid, along with everyone else at the LGBT+ Festival!" Sameer said in realization. "Precisely." Lisa said. "There has been some magnet themed monsters in the Super Sentai's rogues gallery, the first being Electric Brain, who turned Red Falcon into a living electromagnet, but they've all been about attraction, never repulsion." AkaRed noted.
"Now that you've mentioned it, Asmodeon was often used by Lujuria in the past to force couples together like attracted magnets! Of course, back then, the couples he had targeted were all opposite-sex couples!" Batelegong noted. "Sounds like she's gone the same route that Lisa just demonstrated with those magnets." Ronnie Anne said as she and Sid got back to the temple. Just then, the Lucharangers, Alebrije, Mambana, Axolota, and AkaRed all heard engines roaring outside of the temple. Then, after going outside, they all saw Vector LL, Vector Jewel, and Vector Anansi land in front of them. Afterwards, they all saw Lincoln, Sakura, Clyde, Aya, Andros, and Phixia exit out of the Vectors. "Oh man, am I glad to see you guys!" Ronnie Anne said. "Yeah! Glad to see you all too! Luna called and told us what happened! And believe me, we are not happy about what that demon just did to my sister and Clyde's Dads!" Lincoln answered. "So you literally can't be within two inches of each other?" Clyde asked. "Yep. Watch." Ronnie Anne said, trying to pull Sid into a hug and kiss, only to once again be launched away from each other. "Ooooooooooh!" Lincoln, Sakura, Clyde, Aya, Andros, and Phixia winced after seeing Ronnie Anne and Sid crash into trees in opposite directions. "I know, and I was so looking forward to that hug and kiss!" Sid complained.
"Really, you didn't get enough in those booths at the festival?" Aya asked, much to both Ronnie Anne and Sid's embarrassment. "Don't worry, that's all I'm saying." Aya assured. That caused everyone else that was in a romantic relationship to shudder at the thought of it. Andros and Phixia then noticed Carl and Adelaide. "Carl and Adelaide?" Andros asked in confusion. "What are you two doing here?" Phixia asked in confusion. Simply smirking, they raised their arms with the Lucha Changers as Magnifalcougar and Lunastura flew above them. "Lucha Power." They both said, transforming into LuchaGold and LuchaSilver. Upon seeing that, Andros and Phixia were incredibly shocked, to say the least. "YOU TWO ARE THE ONES THAT HELPED US AGAINST THOSE NEO-LIZARDONS?!" They both asked loudly in surprise. "Yeah, it's kind of a long story, one we don't really have the time for." Carl said. "We need to figure out a way to stop Asmodeon! I don't like what he's doing to me and Ronnie Anne! And of course everyone else." Sid said. "Well, we do know that Asmodeon often rides on the back of his pet Dragoleon, literally named due to that creature being part-lion and part-dragon!" Batelegong noted.
"And despite it's large size, it's insanely fast, both on land and in the sky!" Jaxondor said. "Well, Lincoln-kun, Clyde-kun, and I have our rider machines and the Vectors." Sakura said. "Too bad we don't have cool rides like you guys!" Casey noted. "Actually." Lincoln said, directing everyone to his Vector. "Lisa just put the finishing touches on a little surprise she sent us with." Lincoln revealed. That's when eight toy-sized go-karts rolled out of Vector LL on their own before they all then grew into full-sized go-karts, each one colored in same colors as the eight Lucharangers and having the stylized heads, wings, and tails of their Alebrije partners on their fronts, sides, and rear ends, respectively. Plus, each one had six exhaust pipes attached to their rear ends as well. When the Lucharangers, Mambana, Axolota, and AkaRed saw the go-karts, they were all quite amazed, to say the least. "Wow!" Ronnie Anne said. "Allow me to introduce you to the LuchaKarts. Solar powered, capable of going from 0-60 in 1/10 of a second, and have voice activated lasers." Lisa said over the phone. "Furthermore, the wings attached to their sides aren't just for show, but they can fold downwards and spread out to allow the LuchaKarts to access their flight mode!" She added.
"Lisa, you are a genius!" Nikki said. "Tell me something I don't know, my tall for her age friend." Lisa said. "Let's get in and find Asmodeon!" Ronnie Anne said. "Yeah!" Sid said, hugging her girlfriend, only for both to be launched yet again. After Ronnie Anne and Sid crashed into the trees again, Lincoln said "Yeah, we'd better make sure that they don't touch each other until after Asmodeon is defeated!" to the others. Sid whimpered upon hearing that. "Daijobudesu, Sid-chan! It's only temporary!" Sakura assured. "Yeah, once we defeat Asmodeon, you'll be able to have all the hugs, kisses, and cuddles with Ronnie Anne that your heart desires!" Adelaide assured her sister. "Which apparently is a lot." Aya muttered, looking at Sid's aura. That caused Sid to blush a little. "Umm! Speaking of which, Lincoln, have you and Sakura ever cuddled at all like Ronnie Anne and I do?" Sid asked in curiosity, causing both Lincoln and Sakura to blush bright red in embarrassment. "Yes." Aya said, looking at both their auras. "AYA/AYA-CHAN!" Lincoln and Sakura both yelled in embarrassment. "You'd better get going, Asmodeon is back." Axolota said. "Good! We can get to test our new LuchaKarts and make Asmodeon pay for making us repelled from each other!" Ronnie Anne said after getting up.
"If my calculations are correct, you merely need to destroy his weapon in order to undo what he did." Lisa reported. "Easier said than done! Asmodeon was able to easily block my attacks with his lance!" Adelaide pointed out. "We'll figure it out, I'm sure of it!" Ronnie Anne said. "By the way, Clyde, your Dads mentioned that Chloe invited you over to her house so she can introduce you to her parents! How did it go?" Sid asked in curiosity. "It went great. They really seem to like me!" Clyde said. "I also told them that I am Kamen Rider Anansi and even showed Aurachnid to them!" He added. "How did they react to that?" Ronnie Anne asked. "Turns out Chloe's dad is a little Arachnophobic." Clyde admitted. "Not as much as Mr. Loud and Leni, but still a little scared of me!" Aurachnid added. "But once they realized who I was, they were happy that Chloe had found someone as courageous and trustworthy as me." Clyde said. "Good for you, buddy! Now come on!" Lincoln said as he, Sakura and Clyde donned their drivers.
0-0-0-1, Let's Go!
Ruby! Sapphire! Topaz! Emerald!
Spider On!
"Henshin!" The three shouted, transforming into their Kamen Rider forms. "Lucha Power!" Ronnie Anne and the remaining Lucharangers shouted, transforming as the Riders pulled out their rider machines and the Lucharangers hopped into their LuchaKarts, color coded seatbelts with their symbols locking into place. "You know, I think we should name these bad boys and girls!" Carl said. "I'll call mine, the 'Solar Speedster'!" He declared. "Storm Blitzer!" Ronnie Anne declared for hers. "Sound Breaker!" Sid declared for hers. "Metal Striker!" Casey declared. "Sand Streaker!" Sameer declared. "Crystal Cruiser!" Nikki declared. "Mind booster!" Laird declared. "Lunar racer!" Adelaide declared. "Let's go!" Lincoln declared as he and the riders revved their bikes' engines, Ronnie Anne doing the same to the Storm Blitzer's, the rest of the Lucharangers following suit. Afterwards, the Kamen Riders and Lucharangers all raced off to the scene on their vehicles, though Laird was having some difficulty with driving the Mind Booster. "I'll be there in a second! Let's see, is it the left pedal or the right one that's the gas?" Laird asked. "It's the one on the right!" AkaRed informed. "Thanks, AkaRed!" Laird said, slamming his right foot down, causing the Mind Booster to go insanely fast, enough to catch up to the others.
Meanwhile...
"Take this!" Asmodeon said, zapping the gay couple from 'Matters of the Kart'. That caused the gay couple to be repelled to the point being launched away from each other. When Lujuria arrived to see how Asmodeon was doing, she was more than pleased with his progress. "Oh, this is perfect!" She said. "I'm glad you think so, Lady Lujuria!" Asmodeon said. "I even managed to zap LuchaPurple and LuchaBlue when they tried to stop me!" He added. Lujuria started laughing. "Good, those little girls think they're so great by introducing each other as their girlfriends." Lujuria said with a shudder. "Disgusting!" She proclaimed. "We heard that!" Ronnie Anne and Sid said as the riders and Lucharangers raced in on their bikes and LuchaKarts. The sight of the LuchaKarts took both Lujuria and Asmodeon by surprise. "What the?" Lujuria asked. "Lasers, fire!" The Lucharangers all shouted as rapid fire laser shots were unleashed from the heads on the front of their karts. Almost immediately, both Lujuria and Asmodeon got hit by the lasers, causing them both to stagger back in pain. "How Dare You?!" Lujuria asked in anger. "Demi Diablos, get them!" Lujuria ordered as the foot soldiers rose up. "Asmodeon, keep doing what you were doing before!" Lujuria ordered her soldier. "Yes, lady Lujuria!" Asmodeon said, kicking Dragoleon in the side, making him take to the skies. "You think you're so clever, do you? Blue, Pink, Silver, with me! Red, Green, Yellow, and Gold, handle the Demi Diablos!" Ronnie Anne ordered. "Right!" Everyone said. "We'll take on Lujuria!" Lincoln offered. "You got it! Storm Blitzer, take flight!" Ronnie Anne said. "Sound Breaker, take flight!" Sid said. "Crystal Cruiser, take flight!" Nikki shouted. "Lunar Racer, take flight!" Adelaide shouted as they all pushed buttons on their control consoles.
That's when the wings of Ronnie Anne, Sid, Nikki, and Adelaide's LuchaKarts folded downwards before spreading out. Then, four LuchaKarts started hovering before their wheels folded downwards as well. Glass domes covered the cockpits as their steering wheels became more along the lines of those found in airplane cockpits. "Sweet! Nice stereo!" Nikki said while impressed with the equipment that appeared next to the steering wheels. "You've got to be kidding me! They can fly too?!" Lujuria asked in frustration. "We're the ones you should be worried about!" Lincoln said as he, Sakura, and Clyde surrounded her while Casey, Sameer, Laird, and Carl started battling the Demi Diablos from within their Karts. "I've got one question for you, Lujuria! Why do you, a demon of Lust, would do such a horrible thing to same-sex couples in the first place?!" Sakura angrily asked. "Isn't it obvious?! I HATE SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIPS! Not only does the sight of such relationships make me sick to my stomach, but it also renders my usual methods of messing with people's romantic relationships, such as what I tried to do LuchaRed and his girlfriend, completely pointless, since people in same-sex relationships obviously can't make babies with each other, even if they wanted to!" Lujuria answered in complaint. "Well considering the fact that one of my sisters is in a same sex relationship." Lincoln started saying. "As well as the fact that I'm the adopted son of two happily married men." Clyde said. "Both pairs your little friend up there zapped." Sakura pointed out.
"We take offense to that!" Lincoln and Clyde said as the three charged. Meanwhile, Casey was running through the Demi Diablos with the Metal Striker, which Casey had soon realized he could enhance by using his metal powers on the T-Rex head for extra power. "Have a nice trip!" Said Casey as he made the Metal Striker do a quick turn that allowed it trip down a few Demi Diablos with its tail. "See you next fall!" He added as he then used the Metal Striker's T-Rex head to knock down a few more of them before they exploded. "Have a nice trip!" Said Casey as he made the Metal Striker do a quick turn that allowed it trip down a few Demi Diablos with its tail. Sameer was charging straight through the Demi Diablos with the Sand Streaker, which was slightly larger than the others. "Let's see how my sand powers work with the Sand Streaker!" Said Sameer as he then summoned a flurry sand. The elephant trunk on the end actually started spinning, creating a sand twister that captured some of the Demi Diablos. "Whoa! Nice!" Sameer said after seeing that. Laird and Carl had actually decided to switch the Mind Booster and Solar Speedster to flight mode and act like a low flying planes, shooting the Demi Diablos down in the air.
They both used their wings to strike Demi Diablos. "Let's see what how my powers work with the Solar Speedster!" Said Carl as he then concentrated his solar powers onto the Solar Speedster. The falcon head on the front opened it's beak and unleashed a super powerful stream of light. That attack hit some of the Demi Diablos and caused them to explode. "Oh Yeah! Alright! Now We're Cooking!" Carl said in excitement. "Okay then, let's see how my powers work with the Mind Booster!" Said Laird said as he then concentrated his mind powers onto the Mind Booster. That caused the lion head on the front to let out a psychic wave from its forehead at the Demi Diablos. "Nice!" Laird said.
Meanwhile, with the girls...
"You're going to pay for messing with my love life!" Sid shouted, focusing her sound power into the Sound Breaker, making the panda head at the front unleash a sonic cannon similar to that of Cyborg from Teen Titans. (Original, Not GO!) That caused Asmodeon to get startled before he then blocked the attack with his lance. "Should I mention I can also manipulate those I hit with my beams?!" Asmodeon said as he used telekinesis to take control of Sid's hands, manipulating her into flying the Sound Breaker to the Storm Blitzer. "Oh No! Sid, What Are You Doing?!" Ronnie Anne asked in confusion as the Sound Breaker was getting close to the Storm Blitzer. "I don't know! I can't control my hands!" Sid said in horror. "That's because I'm in control of them, you filthy little girls!" Asmodeon said. "All I have to do is get you close to each other, make LuchaBlue open both her and LuchaPurple's hatches, and I'll be able to send you both flying far away!" Asmodeon said. "Yeah, there's one problem with that plan." Adelaide's voice said as the Lunar Racer, which was just invisible held Asmodeon's lance in it's jaws. "No one messes with my sister!" Adelaide said, tossing the lance into the air where Nikki used the Crystal Cruiser to fire a torrent of crystals that tore apart the lance with ease. "NOOOOOO! MY PRECIOUS LANCE!" Asmodeon shouted in horror. Ronnie Anne and Sid felt something over them. Across town, so did Becky, Dodge, Luna, Sam, and the McBrides.
"Did you guys just feel that?" Luna asked in wonder. "I did! Do you think?" Sam asked before pulling Luna into a kiss. To both girls' happiness, nothing happened other than the blissful joy of being able to kiss the girl they love again. "We Can Kiss Each Other Again!" Luna said in tears of joy. "I'll send Ronnie Anne a text!" Becky said. 'Spell Broken!' The text read. "Yes! It worked!" Ronnie Anne told her girlfriend. "Why you little!" Asmodeon said as Dragoleon started acting strange. "Dragoleon? What's seems to be the matter with you?!" Asmodeon asked in confusion. Aya looked at the beast in confusion before seeing it's aura and gasping. "Guys! Dragoleon's aura, it's just like those of the Alebrije!" Aya informed the Lucharangers and Riders. That caused the Lucharangers and Kamen Riders to gasp in both shock and confusion. "Dang it! When they destroyed my lance, they must have also broken the spell I placed on him!" Asmodeon realized as Dragoleon tossed him off his back, causing him to land on top of Lujuria. "OW! Hey, Get Off Of Me, Asmodeon!" Lujuria shouted in complaint as she and Asmodeon were piled on the ground. The Lucharangers who were just in the air landed and regrouped with the others. "Time to finish this! Storm!" Ronnie Anne said.
"Sound!"
"Metal!"
"Sand!"
"Crystal!"
"Mind!"
"Solar!"
"Lunar!"
"Summon, Lucha Cannon!" The eight Lucharangers shouted, summoning their finisher. "Mecha-Pollon!" Lincoln called as the robotic dog arrived, transforming into the Trinity Buster, both teams aiming their finishing weapons at Lujuria and Asmodeon. "I'm out of here!" Lujuria said, teleporting away as Ronnie Anne and Lincoln pulled the triggers on their weapons. As both weapons fired out their respective attacks, Asmodeon said "OH, HELL NO!", right before he was directly hit by the blasts and then exploded. "Yes!" Everyone went as Sid hugged Ronnie Anne. "Oh how I wish I could rip your helmet right off and kiss you deep on the lips!" She told Ronnie Anne. "Tempting, but we're still not done." Ronnie Anne said as Asmodeon grew. "I'm Going To Make You All Pay For That!" Asmodeon shouted as he then breathed fire at the Lucharangers and Kamen Riders. "Alebrije Henkei!" The Lucharangers all shouted, transforming into their Alebrije mechs. "Vectors, launch!" The Riders all said. "Alebrije Gattai!" The Lucharangers shouted. "Nenshin!" Clyde and Aurachnid shouted. "Gattai!" Sakura shouted. "Go, Aquarion!" Lincoln shouted as the three giant robots started forming. "LuchaKing, awaken!" The first six Lucharangers shouted as Jaxondor's head formed. "LuchaKaiser, awaken!" Carl and Adelaide shouted as Magnifalcougar's head was formed. "Aquarion LL!" Lincoln shouted as the three Jets combined.
"Three giant robots?! Is that supposed to scare me?!" Asmodeon asked after seeing the three giant robots. "Big time, you homophobic turkey!" Ronnie Anne said as the three pulled out their bladed weapons. "Skyring, descend!" Carl said, summoning LuchaKaiser's version of the Skyring. "Whoa! That looks different from the Sky Ring we battled in before!" Lincoln notes upon seeing that. "AkaRed said he made it that way because it looks cool." Ronnie Anne explained as the three robots flew up into the ring. "Looks like I'll have to use my own wings, since I no longer have Dragoleon to ride on!" Said Asmodeon as he spread out his bat-like wings and flew up to the Sky Ring. Aquarion and LuchaKaiser prepared to attack, only for LuchaKing to outstretch it's Ailuxucara arm. "Wait! Let us handle this!" Ronnie Anne said. "On behalf of every LGBT+ person not only in the city, but on the Earth, we need to teach this jerk a lesson!" Sid said, grabbing Ronnie Anne's hand as the two gazed lovingly into each other's eyes through their helmets. "Ooh, I'm so scared!" Asmodeon said. "You should be!" Ronnie Anne and Sid said at the same time. "Storm Slam!/Sound Smash!" The two said at the same time.
That's when LuchaKing got on top of the ropes before it then jumped out while covered in electricity and thrusted its right fist forward as it unleashed a soundwave from it. The fist hit Asmodeon straight in the face. He barely had any time to recover before LuchaKing ran up to him and gave him an uppercut with the Ailuxucara arm. Then, LuchaKing went and used the Batelegong leg to kick Asmodeon straight in the crotch, causing to groan in agonizing pain. "Dang, Sameer." Carl said. "Uh, actually, that was Sid and Ronnie Anne, we haven't made a move at all." Sameer said via communicator. That took Carl, Adelaide, Lincoln, Sakura, Clyde, and Aurachnid by complete surprise. "Yeah, they're really upset at what Asmodeon did to them." Nikki said. "Yeah, I can definitely feel that from their aura!" Aya called through the communicator. LuchaKing then pulled out it's sword and gathered energy. "LuchaSlash!" Ronnie Anne and Sid called out, performing the finisher on Asmodeon. Afterwards, LuchaKing let out an energy slash that struck him in the chest, causing to yell out in pain and then shout "THIS IS THE MOST HUMILIATING DEFEAT IN MY ENTIRE CAREER!", right before he then exploded.
Laird tossed the lock, sealing Asmodeon's essence. "Well that was a waste. We didn't even get to do anything." Carl complained. "At least the same sex couples of the city can rest easy knowing they'll no longer have any problems!" Adelaide said as everyone noticed Dragoleon who started panting before shining a bright light. "Hey, Look! Something is happening to Dragoleon!" Said Aya as she, along with the Lucharangers and Kamen Riders saw Dragoleon shrinking down while engulfed in a bright light. Once the light had subsided, everyone saw what Dragoleon had changed into; a small rainbow-colored creature that had the body, legs, mane and head of a Barbary Lion, the neck, wings, and horns of a European Dragon, and the tail and dorsal fin of a Great White Shark while also having shark fins attached to its upper limbs. When Leaquilfin saw the creature, he gasped in realization. "Now I remember! That's Charbaragon! He's Magigo's old partner and also my cousin, due to him being part-lion, specifically a Barbary Lion!" Leaquilfin exclaimed, much to everyone else's surprise. "He disappeared before we sealed the Pecadiablos, no one knew what happened to him." Jaxondor said as Charbaragon flew off in confusion. "We'll find him, don't you guys worry." Ronnie Anne said.
Later, that day...
The festival was back in full swing, and Ronnie Anne and Sid were back in the 7 minutes in heaven booths, making out. "This is definitely worth the wait." Sid said. "Yeah! Definitely worth it! Even better since we taught that homophobic jerk Asmodeon a huge lesson to not mess with our relationship!" Said Ronnie Anne as she kissed Sid passionately in the lips. "So, you honestly think I'm more beautiful than you, huh?" Sid asked. "Just like there are no words for you to describe how much you love me, there are no words for me to describe how beautiful you are." Ronnie Anne answered. "*Chuckle!* Oh! Come here, you!" Said Sid as she then pulled Ronnie Anne forward and continued to make out with her. After their 7 minutes were up, and after they got their clothes back on, Ronnie Anne and Sid had just gotten out of the booth to be greeted by Becky, Dodge, Luna, and Sam. "This has been an interesting day." Luna said. "It sure was! I'm glad we were able to put an end to Asmodeon's reign of terror!" Ronnie Anne replied.
"Interesting how Dragoleon was actually an Alebrije. I hope he's alright. He disappeared after we sealed Asmodeon." Sid said. "Perhaps he's out trying to find his old partner Magigo!" Ronnie Anne surmised. "Well, either way, we should probably get back to Royal Woods." Luna said. "Yeah, we've had enough excitement for today." Sam said. Just then, two unexpected individuals came out of the booths and they were none other than Lincoln and Sakura. That caused Ronnie Anne, Sid, Becky, Dodge, Luna, Sam to gasp in surprise before they then started snickering at them. "What are you guys doing here? This is a festival celebrating LGBT+." Ronnie Anne pointed out. "Ummm, well, we were going to leave, until Sakura saw the 7 minutes in heaven booths and decided that we should make out in there without hesitation! Then, she pulled me in there before I could say anything! Also, for those that did know, Sakura's late father was a therapist who specialized in helping LGBT+ people deal with their struggles to come out to their families!" Lincoln explained while blushing in embarrassment.
"Yes, well I couldn't resist." Sakura admitted as everyone chuckled. Suddenly, phones started beeping all over the city. "What in the world?!" Ronnie Anne asked, pulling out her phone, seeing the Garbageman's face, everyone else doing the same. "People of the world, I am your new master!" The Garbageman said.
That Was The Latest Chapter Of Alebrije Sentai Lucharanger! What Could The Garbageman's Plan Be? Where Did Charbaragon Go? Stay Tuned To Find Out! And Look Forward To Some Very Special Guests In The Next Chapter! Now, As I'm Sure You're All Aware, The Casagrandes Is Sadly In It's Final Season, But I'm Not Letting That Deter Me! I Will Continue To Write With This AU Right To The Final Chapter! And If That Final Chapter Coincides With The Final Episode Of The Casagrandes, Merely A Coincidence. And It's An AU That's In A Separate Continuity, Hence The Relationships Between Ronnie Anne And Sid As Well As Sameer And Nikki. Anyway, Read, Review, Favorite, And Follow!
