Welcome To The Latest Chapter Of Alebrije Sentai Lucharanger! If You Haven't Read The Latest Chapter Of Kamen Rider LL, I Suggest You Read It, Because The Events Are Important To Both Of These Stories, Anyway, I Hope You Enjoy! I Own Nothing!
We start at the Kendall Apartment, where Lujuria, Envidia, Cocidia, and Pereza all came out there rooms and were wearing newly made tops for their newly grown breast sizes after their original tops were destroyed earlier. "Ah, this is much better!" Envidia said as a small spider shaped robot with the Shocker Emblem on his abdomen crawled under the door. "Yeah! I may be a demon of Lust, but even I know better than to go around in public without a top on!" Lujuria noted. "That Aya girl's potion really did wonders!" Cocidia said, admiring her chest. "It most certainly does! I wonder how much more powerful we are now, since the potion gives girls with supernatural abilities a boost in power in addition to the breast growth?" Pereza wondered. "You'd probably be on equal ground with LuchaPurple, Blue, Pink, Silver, Cyan, Orange, and Amber, since I heard at the party they all drank the potion as well, but LuchaSilver is too young for the potion's full effects to kick in just yet, so." Iracundo said.
"I'm sure you can find out the next time we face the Lucharangers." Orgullo said. "Speaking of whom." The Great Leader, communicating to them through a holographic device built into the spider, said. That caused the Pecadiablos to jump up in surprise. "Great Leader, what do you want?" Orgullo asked. "There's been a recent development that I believe you'd be interested in seeing." Great Leader said as the feed cut to Azalee just before she fought Poseidon. "Hey, that's that Azalee girl from the party!" Gloton recognized. "Yeah! But, what's she doing?" Iracundo asked in confusion. "Lucha Power!" Azalee called, transforming. "Alchemy Power! LuchaVermillion!" That caused the Pecadiablos to gasp in complete shock. "Another one?! Just how many are there? And what kind of color is Vermillion?" Orgullo asked in frustration. "Last I remember, that's a shade of red! *Gasp!* And there is only one Alebrije with that color! The Alebrije of Alchemy, Phoelacandra!" Iracundo said in realization. "And as for how many, well, a few of my scientists did some research, and I believe it may have something to do with this." Great Leader said, showing footage of the shockwave.
It also showed 27 lights coming from that shockwave. "It seems 27 humans were hit by that shockwave, amongst them, LuchaCyan, Orange, Magnet, Amber, and Vermillion." The Great Leader said. "27?! Wait a minute! If you add that number to the 8 main Lucharangers, *GASP!* that would make a total of 35 Lucharangers!" Pereza said in horrible realization. "And I thought Magigo alone was frustrating!" Orgullo complained. "Magigo? Who's he?" The Great Leader asked. "The sorcerer who first sealed us in that accursed box!" Iracundo said. "Even worse, he had help from the Alebrije, the Angels, and many other benevolent spirits in order to make it easier for him to seal us away!" Pereza added. "Interesting." Great Leader said. "Say, I can't help but notice that one of those lights from that shockwave was beaming out somewhere off-world and towards space!" Pereza said upon closer inspection of the footage.
"Really? Hmm! Must have missed that detail! Perhaps the chosen person of the light is either an astronaut or, in a most unlikely case, a humanoid alien heading towards Earth!" The Great Leader noted. "But what are the odds of that?" He asked. "I also notice that three of those lights are heading somewhere together in one direction!" Pereza stated upon another inspection of the footage. "Interesting." Orgullo said. Just then, a tiny humanoid mushroom crawled his way in through a mouse hole in the Kendall Apartment and took notice of the holographic image of the Great Leader. "Oh, good! He's here! I'd better make my presence known, so that he would know that I have managed to survive!" The tiny humanoid mushroom said to himself. "Great Leader! Great Leader! Down here!" The mushroom called, trying to catch everyone's attention, but no one could hear it's tiny voice.
"Darn It! My voice isn't loud enough! I'd better try a different method to get his attention!" The tiny humanoid mushroom declared as he then ran towards the Pecadiablos and then crawled up Iracundo's left leg. This made the Pecadeiablo of Wrath cringe as he swatted at his leg. "Yikes!" The tiny humanoid mushroom yelped in fright as he dodged Iracundo's hand and quickly climbed up further to Iracundo's torso. "Watch it, angry boy!" The mushroom said as Muscalignite, hiding behind a salt shaker, on the counter saw this and started laughing. Finally, the tiny humanoid mushroom finally crawled up on Iracundo's left shoulder and then shouted "Hey! Iracundo! It's me! Amanitake!" into the youngest Pecadiablo's left ear. "What the hell?" Iracundo complained. He then turned his head around and finally spotted the tiny humanoid mushroom on his left shoulder. "Hey, Great Leader, looks like one of your buddies has found his way here." Iracundo said, plucking the mushroom off his shoulder.
"Amanitake? You survived?" The Great Leader asked as Iracundo presented the tiny humanoid mushroom, now identified as Amanitake. "I was able to spread some of my spores just as the Lucharangers supposedly destroyed me." Amanitake said. "Thankfully, one those spores contained my consciousness and soul, which allowed me to be reborn as soon my spore found a nice moist place to land and grow into a new body for me to control! Unfortunately, there were a few problems with my new body! One problem is that I'm currently stuck in this tiny size and I can't grow back into my original human size until I can absorb enough nutrients from decaying organic materials in the ground for me to so! Another problem was that, due to my communication equipment being destroyed along with my original body and the fact that my spore didn't come with such equipment, I was unable to contact you or the rest of my Shocker Kaijin comrades! So, the only thing I could do at that point was to try to find my way back to the Pecadiablos apartment, so that might get help from them, and, believe me, it was not easy, especially since it's a very long walk for a tiny guy like me, not mention that I have to constantly avoid getting stepped underfoot by people, getting run over by vehicles, or getting eaten by the local animals! Seriously, almost got eaten by a swarm of rats on the way here and I was lucky that they backed away after I warned them I'm actually a poisonous mushroom!" Amanitake explained. "By the way, someone's looking for you guys." Amanitake said, pointing to the window.
Everyone then turned around and saw at the window a doll-like black-and-white penguin with white stiches above his belly, two small bat-like wings on his back, two wooden peg legs where his legs should be, and a brown pouch worn around his waist that was decorated with a small horned demonic skull on the flap as well as white lightning bolt-shaped markings on his wings and body, a rooster-like comb on top of his head, and a long train of red iridescent peacock feathers on his short stubby tail that resembles flames. "What the? What's a Prinny doing on the mortal plane?" Orgullo asked in confusion. "Prinny? What's a Prinny?" Amanitake asked in confusion. "Well, while you guys settle this, I'll get going. I think I'll send Malokurage over to assist any plans you may have." Great Leader said. "Oh! That's right! I almost forgot! Great Leader, before you sign out, I just want to let you know that the Lucharangers were able to destroy my army of Smashrooms after finding a weakness at the caps on top of their heads, which wasn't supposed to happen, because I personally supervised those Shocker scientists to make sure that there weren't any weaknesses! So, the only two explanations about how my Smashrooms have such a weakness would be that either those scientists have goofed up while making them and kept that information hidden from me or, in a most likely case, some of those scientists have purposely placed that weakness in my Smashrooms as an act of sabotage while my back was turned!" Amanitake said. "Really? That sounds like a serious problem! I'll go ahead and call Professor Hakai and ask him to weed out any possible saboteurs hidden amongst the scientists at our noble base!" The Great Leader replied.
He then signed out as Orgullo let the Prinny into the apartment, before pointing a shadow sword in his face. "Alright, Prinny, explain yourself. And don't say 'dood', that's so annoying!" Orgullo said. "Relax, man! I never really like to use that word at the end of every sentence like the other Prinnies, cause I also find it to be annoying!" The black-and-white Prinny said. "Who are you?" Iracundo asked, forming a sword made out of fire. "Someone who just might be able to help you." The Prinny said.
Meanwhile...
We see Jim Sparkletooth and his news crew wandering around the city in their van. One of his cameramen was perusing the internet. "Hey, get this! Two more Lucharangers were spotted in Royal Woods!" He said. "Seriously? Who are they?" Jim Sparkletooth asked in confusion. "One calls herself LuchaAmber, the other calls herself LuchaVermillion." The cameraman read. "Amber? Like the fossilized tree sap turned into jewelry?" Jim Sparkletooth asked. "Well, technically it's actually the color associated with that object, but yeah!" The cameraman answered. "And what exactly is Vermilion?" Jim Sparkletooth asked in confusion. "It's a specific shade of red!" The cameraman replied. "And you're saying they're both girls?" Jim asked. "Either that or boys with real hormonal issues." The cameramen said, pointing to Aya and Azalee's chests. "That means the girls outnumber the guys on that team 8 to 5!" Another cameraman said. "Whoa! That's a big number!" Jim noted. Suddenly, the van came to a screeching halt. "Hey! What the heck? Why did you just stop?" Jim asked in confusion. "Z-z-z-z-z-z-Zombie Penguins!" The driver said, pointing in front of him. That's when Jim Sparkletooth and his news crew saw three identical-looking blue-and-white doll-like penguin-like creatures with white stiches above their bellies, two small bat-like wings on their backs, two wooden peg legs where their legs should be, and a brown pouch worn around their waits that was decorated with a small horned demonic skull on the flap. "Excuse us, dood. We need help dood." The leader said, pulling out a wanted poster with the image of the Prinny that the Pecadiablos just met. "We're looking for this Prinny, dood." The second said. "It's imperative we find him, dood. He's very dangerous, dood." The third said. "Could you please help us, dood?" The three asked. "Yeah, we could help you, or we could drive away!" Jim said, taking the steering wheel from the driver and driving away like a coward.
"Dang It, dood! That guy went and ditched us, dood!" The second penguin-like creature complained. "You're just asking the wrong people." A voice said as the three turned to see AkaRed. "Whoa, dood! Who are you, dood?" The lead penguin-like creature asked in confusion. "I am AkaRed, and I understand you are looking for someone." AkaRed said. "Why, yes, we are indeed looking for someone, dood!" The third penguin-like creature said. "I believe my associates and I can help you." AkaRed said.
The next day, at the temple...
The Lucharangers, minus Casey, Aya, and Azalee, were looking confused at the Prinnies. "Okay, what am I looking at here?" Becky asked in confusion. "Yeah! What's with the patchwork penguins with bat wings and peg legs?" Ricky asked in equal confusion. "We are Prinnies, dood." The leader said. "Prinnies? What exactly are Prinnies?" Ronnie Anne asked in confusion. "And why do I get the feeling that I've seen something like you guys before?" Nikki asked in a pondering tone. "Well, for starters, a Prinny in general is actually a common, yet special type of monster within the Netherworlds, dood!" The lead Prinny answered. "Netherworlds?" Sameer asked in confusion. "Those are various planet-like worlds within a dimension known as Neitherspace, dood! Essentially, it's basically, in a literal sense, like Hell, dood!" The second Prinny answered. This made everyone shudder. "Anything else we need to know about Prinnies?" Laird asked. "Actually, yes, there are a lot more things to know about us Prinnies, dood! Prinnies do not actually start out as Prinnies, dood! Rather, they start out as humans, dood!" The third Prinny answered, causing everyone to gasp in shock and horror. "What?! But how?!" Sid asked in confusion. "Let me clear things up a bit, dood! When humans who have led a worthless life, such as thieves or murderers, or have committed a mortal sin such as suicide, die, they have their souls sewn into the body of a Prinny upon their death within a place known as Hades, which is the lowest level of a specific unnamed Netherworld, where new Prinnies are reeducated and trained by a sardine-loving vampire known as Prinny Instructor Valvatorez before being sent off to work either in the various Netherworlds or in Celestia, the latter of which being, in a literal sense, like Heaven, since it's a relatively peaceful realm populated by angels, dood!" The lead Prinny started explaining.
"After being reborn, newly created Prinnies will serve as a soldier, slave, or servant in the Netherworlds or Celestia until they have earned reincarnation, and leave their servitude in a ritual involving the Red Moon, dood! Of course, the methods of how Prinnies earn their reincarnation depends on where they're sent to work at, dood! In Celestia, Prinnies mostly act as maids and domestic servants and the good deeds they do there lead to their reincarnation, dood! In the Netherworlds, on the other hand, depending on the Overlord or demon lord that they serve, Prinnies can have horrible afterlives doing excessively hard labor for very little pay, often thrown around just for fun, which is a bad thing for us, because, well, due our human souls being rather unstable inside our Prinny bodies, we *Shudder!* explode like bombs, dood! Of course, the money Prinnies earn in the Netherworlds goes towards their reincarnation, though it takes a very long time for us Prinnies get enough money for reincarnation, due to the very low pay we earn, dood!" The second Prinny added. "Oh my gosh! That's terrible! Are all Prinnies treated that badly in every single Netherworld?" Adelaide asked in concern. "Well, yes, in nearly all Netherworlds, we Prinnies are pretty much treated like slaves or cannon fodder by the demons we serve under, depending on the work we're in, dood! However, there's one particular Netherworld that is the sole exception to the rule, since it's a peaceful Netherworld where demons who do not wish to fight reside, and that Netherworld is called Toto Bunny, dood!" The third Prinny answered. "Toto Bunny? Why's it called that?" Carl asked in confusion. "It's named that because the demons living there are rabbit-themed and they love to grow carrot gardens, dood! Not only that, but the rabbit demons, especially the Overlord of Toto Bunny Usalia, are actually much more caring towards the well-being of Prinnies that work for them, dood! And let me tell ya, those Prinnies are very lucky to be there, dood!" The second Prinny explained with envy. "Speaking of lucky, some Prinnies live in a place called Prinny Land, which is their own world in which Prinnies do not explode when thrown, dood! Some Prinnies flee there to escape their lives in the Netherworld and some may have rebelled or have been banished there, dood! Another place Prinnies can be found is the Land of Carnage, where those Prinnies live for battle and look down on newcomers, dood!" The third Prinny explained. "Let me guess, you guys are the unlucky ones, right?" Sameer asked. "Unfortunately, yes, dood! In fact, the Netherworld we three and many other Prinnies work at is ruled by a demon named Overlord Laharl and the demon we serve under is Overlord Laharl's primary vassal Master Etna, who's incredibly ruthless and scary, especially with her fiery temper, dood!" The lead Prinny answered in fright.
"You said you were looking for someone, right?" Axalota asked. "Yes, dood. A few weeks ago, this incredibly scary soul was sentenced to servitude under our Overlord dood." The leader said. "We didn't catch his name, but we did catch that he used to serve under a family as their familiar for 5,000 years before he finally got fed up and manipulated some creatures to kill the current generation's matriarch and later her eldest daughter dood." The second said. This caused Ronnie Anne and Sid's eyes to widen. "My love, you don't think..." Sid whispered. "Good thing Aya isn't here, if it is him, who knows how she'd react!" Ronnie Anne whispered back. "So, how did you guys and the guy you're looking for get here in the first place?" Mambana asked in confusion. "Oh, right, dood. So, this guy kept going on and on about wanting to go up to the human world and get revenge on the one responsible for his current predicament dood." The leader said.
"Of course, his complaints and constant refusal to work often made Master Etna really furious to the point of beating him up and throwing him around the castle, though, strangely, he never explodes like the rest of us Prinnies do when thrown, dood! Heck, he never even uses the word "dood" at the end of his sentences like us Prinnies do, since, according to Prinny Instructor Valvatorez, the inclusion of "dood" is mandatory Prinny behaviour and Prinnies who fail to include it in their lines face severe punishment, dood! *SHUDDER!* Trust us, the punishment itself is much more severe than you think, dood!" The second Prinny added, causing everyone to shudder in fright. "Anyway, the new guy kept wandering around the castle in order to search for something that could help him get the human world, dood! And, as his own luck would have it, he eventually did found something in the castle basement when he was forced to cleanup down there, dood! Specifically, it was an ancient artifact called the Dimension Hopper, dood!" The third Prinny explained. "Dimension Hopper?" Everyone asked in confusion. "It's a mystical golden amulet that's shaped like a compass and decorated with a rainbow-colored gemstone in its center, dood! As its name would suggest, the Dimension Hopper allows anyone that holds it to create dimensional rifts and travel through different universes, dood! The Dimension Hopper originally belonged to a group of seven demons that tried to invade the Netherworld with an army of minor demons 10,000 years ago, back when Laharl was still a toddler, only for those demons to be thwarted and driven away by the previous Overlord, and Laharl's late father, King Krichevskoy, who then kept the Dimension Hopper, after those demons accidentally dropped it upon fleeing back to where they came from, and then had it stored away deep within the castle basement, dood! Well, at least that's what Master Etna told us, dood!" The lead Prinny explained. "Seven demons?" Ronnie Anne asked.
"What did they look like?" Sid asked. "We're not sure, because we were never around at that time, mostly because it was a time before we were ever born, dood!" The lead Prinny answered. "However, Master Etna did tell us that, since she was only a child back then, she did remember the group name of those seven demons, dood! They were called the Pecadiablos, dood!" The second Prinny added. "Of course." Ronnie Anne said. "Wait a minute, you know them, dood?" The second Prinny asked in confusion. "We've been dealing with those guys for a couple weeks ourselves." Sid explained. "It's a bit of a long story!" Ronnie Anne said. "Anyway, after the guy took the Dimension Hopper, he started trying to use it to get back to this world, dood!" The leader said. "Of course, since there weren't any specific instructions on how the Dimension Hopper works, he had some trouble getting it to activate properly, until he pressed the gemstone in the center, dood! That caused the artifact to open a rift through dimensions and allowed the new guy to escape to another world, dood! Of course, Master Etna saw that and she wasn't too happy about it, to say the least, dood! So, she gave the three of us very specific orders to follow the new guy to whatever world he lands in and to not come back until we capture him alive, lest we face her wrath for coming back empty handed, if you know what I mean, so we had no other choice but to enter the rift before it closed and follow the new guy, dood" The second Prinny added in fright, causing everyone to shudder at that. "Yikes! You guys must have been gone through quite an ordeal to get this far into our world!" Jaxonder noted. "You don't know the half of it, dood! In fact, this isn't actually the first world we went through when following that guy, dood! When we got through to the other side of the rift, the world we ended up in was mostly a forest area with a tiny town in the center where the tiny buildings were made of mushrooms and it was populated by a race of tiny blue-skinned humanoid beings known as the Smurfs, dood!" The second Prinny explained. This weirded everyone out. "Just how many classic cartoons are there with their own worlds?" Sid asked.
"Beats me!" Ronnie Anne replied with a shrug. "Of course, after some help with the Smurfs themselves, we managed to track down the new guy, only to see him use the Dimension Hopper to enter through another rift, dood! So, the three of us had to follow him again, dood! And we've been persistently following him through many worlds, including a world populated with various types of humanoid animals, a world taking place underground and populated by people and other humanoid races that carry around tiny slug-like creatures with them, a post apocalyptic world that's clearly an alternate version of Earth, a suburban city in what looks like Japan in the early 2000's, a bizzare-looking island set within an equally bizarre dimension, a world made up four different landmasses and ruled by four different goddesses, a world populated by wizards and magical creatures, a realm containg a Japanese-styled high school/academy for various types of monsters, a small suburban Canadian town, a version of San Francisco that, strangely enough, has humans and bears living alongside each other, an island world populated by four different races of elemental humanoid beings, a rundown American neighborhood, a sunny American beach town on the western coast, and, finally, a world populated by three different types of humanoid amphibians, before we finally caught up with the new guy, only for him to retaliate by opening a rift underneath our feet that sent us falling into this world and landing in a dumpster filled with garbage while he escaped through a different rift, dood!" The lead Prinny explained.
"And believe me, the garbage we landed in really stinks, dood! P.U., dood!" The second Prinny complained. "The only bright side was that it was a soft landing, dood! Otherwise, we would have all exploded to oblivion, dood!" The third Prinny added. "Okay, that's just freaky." Ronnie Anne said. "Tell me about it, dood! In every world we visited after the one with the Smurfs, the three of us tried as hard as we can not to get ourselves into serious trouble while chasing after the new guy, especially in those two worlds that were an alternate version of Sherman, Illinois and Jersey City, New Jersey, both of which having giant robots defending those worlds, with the robot in the former world looking like some sort of warrior with transparent armor and visible circuitry and the robot in the latter world, which was oddly more reckless and destructively clumsy in its fights than the other one, literally has a red sports car for a head on its massive blue body, dood! Seriously, we almost got squashed underfoot by those robots, dood!" The second Prinny stated in complaint. "And then there was the world where everyone, including the animals and a toilet were wearing masks, dood!" The third said.
"And let's not forget about that world with the crazy short green insectoid alien, who, by the way, has a very poor attempt at a human disguise, yet, ironically, none of the humans even bothered to see through his disguise, dood! It's like they're completely ignorant or idiotic or something, dood!" The lead Prinny stated. "Well, there was that one kid who kept asking us if we were in leagues with him, dood." The second said. "Oh, yeah, dood! Thankfully, once we told him that we're not in league with that alien, since we never met him before, and we even asked the kid where we can find the new guy, he was quick to help us find him just in time for us to see the new guy enter another rift, dood!" The lead Prinny noted. "Yeah, that lead us to another world in an American metropolis whose resident hero is this kind-hearted, yet bumbling, cyborg wearing a dark-gray raincoat and trilby hat with yellow gloves, blue pants, and gray shoes and he had extendable robotic limbs and can produce various types of gadgets from his body, dood! Long story on that, dood!" The second Prinny stated. "Eventually, we found ourselves here, dood. It seems that whoever it is he's after is here, dood." The third said. "That's definitely not good at all!" Ronnie Anne said. "Well, whatever it is, we'd be happy to help you find him." Ronnie Anne said.
"Really, dood? You mean it, dood?" The lead Prinny asked in delight. "Of course, and we have some friends in Royal Woods that might be able to help as well." Sid said. "Oh, thanks, dood! We really appreciate that, dood!" The lead Prinny replied in delight. "No problem! Hey, come to think of it, what your individual names?" Sameer asked. "Wow, gee, dood! Nobody ever bothers to ask us about our individual names, especially the demons, dood! All they ever call us is just Prinny or Prinnies, dood!" The second Prinny stated. "We're actually glad you guys asked, dood! I'll introduce myself first, dood! I'm Derrick Carmonger, dood! Before I was a Prinny, I was a highly successful car thief that uses an abandoned robotics factory to modify stolen cars and then sell them to people for them to use in illegal street races, dood! But, don't worry, cause I never actually use any weapons in my thefts nor do I install any weapons in the stolen cars that I modify, since I'm not very keen on killing people, dood!" The third Prinny, now identified as Derrick Carmonger, said. "A car thief named Carmonger? Really?" Carl asked. "It's actually a family name, dood! In fact, I was actually born in a long line of car thieves, extending all the way back to the time when cars were first made on assembly lines, dood! My father, Damian Carmonger, taught me the business of stealing cars without getting caught by law enforcement and then passed that business over to me once he retired, dood! Thankfully, I had the forethought of starting a family of my own, so that I would then have a son of my own, whom I named Diesel Carmonger, to teach him the family business and then later pass it over to him once I decided to retire myself, dood!" Derrick explained.
"By the way, in case you're wondering about how I died, well, just like my father before me, I died of old age many years after my retirement, dood! Thankfully, though, I was surrounded by my beloved family members, including my son Diesel and his own family, moments before I passed away peacefully in my bed, dood!" He added. "Dang! For a car thief, you really had a good way to go, if you know what I mean!" Carl noted. "Thanks, though I did end up becoming a Prinny after my death anyway, since stealing in general is still a crime, whether you've killed people or not, and my crimes went unpunished in my life as a car thief, dood!" Derrick replied, causing Carl to gulp nervously. "Anyway, my name is Elliott Bling, dood! Before I became a Prinny, I was leading a double life, one as a highly successful jewel thief and another as a street rapper, dood!" The second Prinny, now known as Elliott Bling, said. The Lucharangers pictured a Prinny dressed up as a rapper, with all kinds of bling on him.
"Dang! How is that you've managed to get away with jewel thievery and lead a career as a street rapper at the same time?" Carl asked. "Well, for one thing, I never wear the jewelry that I've stolen when performing, because that can easily get me busted, dood! Instead, I bring the stolen jewelry over to a place in the Black Market and then trade it in for cash that I would later use to buy my own jewelry, dood! Another thing is that the jewelry that I steal are minor, less expensive pieces seen in stores rather than those high profile priceless ones that you see in museums, because the latter stuff most likely has tight security that I would rather not take any chances with, dood! Plus, I do my thefts at night, specifically at nights when I'm not performing my rap music, and I never bring any guns or other weapons with me, since I would rather not kill people when stealing stuff, especially since murder is a worse crime than theft and that would give the police a very good motivation to hunt me down, dood!" Elliott Bling explained. "Dang." Ronnie Anne said.
"Also, in case you're wondering if I had a family before I died, then the answer is yes, dood! In fact, I had a wife named Loretta, who was actually a thief herself and fell in love with me after we saw each other stealing some jewelry from the same store, and a son named Elliott Bling Jr, who liked my rapping skills and decided that he wants to become rapper himself, though he didn't want to be a jewel thief, which is something that I had respected, and I decided to teach him how to sing rap music whenever I'm home, dood! As for how I died, well, sadly, unlike Derrick here, my death wasn't very peaceful, dood! In fact, I had a rather unfortunate encounter with a very ticked off street punk named Buster Groove, who held a serious grudge against me for constantly winning first place in every rap singing contest I participate in while he keeps getting second place, dood! So, Buster Groove decided that he had enough of being under my shadow and he, knowing that I never bring any weapons with me, shot me in the heart in the heart with a few bullets from a handgun, causing me to die a slow, but very painful death, dood!" Elliott Bling explained, much to everyone's shock and horror. "Yikes." Ronnie Anne said.
"Yeah, it's that bad, dood! Even worse, since I died in an alleyway at the time, when was out getting groceries before Buster Groove shot me that is, I have no idea about what became my wife and son, dood! I just hope that Buster Groove didn't get to them, too, dood!" Elliott Bling said in sadness. "Oh, that's so sad!" Nikki said in worry. "Yeah, it is, dood!" Elliott Bling replied. "I guess it's finally my turn to introduce myself, dood! Before I was a Prinny, I was a world famous phantom thief from France, dood! My name is Arsène Lupin, dood!" (Hallucigenia77's Idea) The lead Prinny, now known as Arsène Lupin, said, much to the shock and surprise of everyone, especially AkaRed. "Arsene Lupin? As in the Lupin Collection? That Arsene Lupin?" AkaRed asked. "You're right on the money, dood!" Arsène Lupin confirmed. "AkaRed, you know him?" Ronnie Anne asked in confusion. "His collection is the very reason these guys, Soul Korin, LupinRed!" AkaRed said, shifting to LupinRed mode. "And these guys, Soul Korin, Patran Ichigou!" He said, shifting to Patran Ichigou. "Exist!" He explained, shifting back.
"Furthermore, Arsène Lupin is the adoptive father of Noel Takao a.k.a Lupin X and Patren X!" He added. "Indeed, dood!" Arsène said. "And what exactly is this collection of his and how exactly is it important?" Sid asked. "Allow me, dood. You see, I spent my life traveling, stealing several valuable and magical objects dood." Arsene started explaining. "Those mysterious and mystical treasures, which I have dubbed the Lupin Collection, are said to contain a strange power, which will bring calamity if landed in the hands of evildoers, dood!" He added. "But at the same time, they can also grant wishes to anyone that collects them all." AkaRed explained. "So then, how exactly did you die?" Carl asked. "It all started when Don Dogranio Yaboon, leader of the Ganglars, attacked, dood." Arsene said. "Ganglers?" Nikki asked in confusion. "The Interdimensional Criminal Group Gangler was a crime syndicate of extra-dimensional creatures that hailed from Ura no Sekai, also known as the Underworld! Using the items from the Lupin Collection stored in a safe somewhere on their bodies, their members were able to power up and threaten humans!" AkaRed explained.
"Word had reached Dogranio of my collection, so he and a small army invaded my mansion dood." Arsene explained. "Even worse, during the raid, Dogranio went and killed me after I attempted to stop him, dood!" He added, causing the Lucharangers and their allies to gasp in horror. "Dogranio and his army got away with the Lupin Collection, but Arsene's butler, Kagero, decided to do something. Fortunately, he didn't have to look very far. A Gangler named Zamigo, who has Ice powers, captured several people, including the older brother, fiance, and best friend of the people who would become LupinRed, LupinBlue, and LupinYellow respectively." AkaRed explained. "*Gulp!* And what does this Zamigo guy do to the people he captures?" Carl asked nervously. "This is probably going to terrify you all, but I might as well tell you! The humans that Zamigo would capture would later be killed and have their skins converted into disguises that the Ganglers would use to blend in within human society!" AkaRed answered, causing the Lucharangers to turn green out of fright and disgust. "Yeah, that's pretty much how the Lupinrangers reacted when they learned that." AkaRed said.
"Will you guys excuse us, for a moment, but we need to puke, immediately!" Ronnie Anne declared as she and the other Lucharangers went outside and threw up in a few nearby bushes "BLEEEEEEEEEEEEGH!". "LA HORROR! LA HORROR!" Carl exclaimed in terror before throwing up a second time. Afterwards, the Lucharangers went back inside the temple. "Sorry about that, you guys! But, there are some things that even we can't stomach!" Dodge apologized. "Understandable." Arsene said. "Well, anyway, it's nice to meet you guys. I'm Ronnie Anne, this is my Alebrije partner Jaxondor, my girlfriend Sid and her Alebrije partner Ailuxucara, Sameer and his Alebrije partner Batelegong, Sameer's girlfriend Nikki and her Alebrije partner Regaluco, Laird and his Alebrije partner Leaquilfin, my cousin Carl and his Alebrije partner, Jaxondor's brother Magnifalcougar, Sid's sister Adelaide, and her Alebrije partner, Lunastura, Becky and her Alebrije partner, Harpygolverine, Becky's girlfriend Dodge and her Alebrije partner Prawngolequin, and Becky's brother Ricky, and his Alebrije partner Aurastralumba." Ronnie Anne introduced.
"As for us, I'm Mambana and this is Axolota!" Mambana said while introducing herself and Axolota. "We're Animarius soldiers that defected from the Animarius Empire!" Axolota added. "And as for myself, as I said last night, I am AkaRed, a spirit who symbolizes every Super Sentai warrior who wears the color red. Speaking of which, where's Casey?" AkaRed asked, noticing LuchaRed and Trisaurus weren't there. "Last I checked, Casey and Trisaurus are going on a multi-couple date with their respective girlfriends, Jalissa and Conerrapingo, in Royal Woods at a place called "Gus' Games & Grub" alongside our friends from Royal Woods Lincoln, Sakura, Clyde, Chloe, Stella, Shintomaru, Edge, Azalee, Aya, Denkyem, Mpatapo, Phixia, Andros, Duafe, Liam, Tabby, Rusty, Polly Pain, Zach, Giggles, Rocky, Lucy, Tomoki, Yaa, Charley, Atea, Nyansipo, and Aika!" Jaxonder answered.
Speaking of which...
We see Casey and Jalissa, along with Trisaurus and Conerrapingo as well as Lincoln, Sakura, Clyde, Chloe, Stella, Shintomaru, Edge, Azalee, Aya, Denkyem, Mpatapo, Phixia, Andros, Duafe, Liam, Tabby, Rusty, Polly Pain, Zach, Giggles, Rocky, Lucy, Tomoki, Yaa, Charley, Atea, Nyansipo, and Aika plus Aden, who is currently looking for a girlfriend, hanging out at Gus' Games & Grub. Aya was visibly struggling to stay awake. "Aya, are you okay?" Vularena asked in concern. "Yeah! You look like you haven't been getting any sleep lately!" Denkyem asked in equal concern. "That's because I haven't. *Yawn* All week I've been having this horrible nightmare where Shockwing's voice fills my head, laughing, and saying he's coming back for vengeance!" Aya explained. This made Denkyem and Vularena really concerned for Aya. "Who's Shockwing?" Azalee asked as Aden walked over, having failed again at getting a girlfriend. "Remember the treacherous familiar, who killed my mother and older sister I mentioned, when we found you guys? Well, Shockwing was that familiar's name! But as it turns out, Shockwing was in fact an evil Lightning Bird Animarius that my ancestor Ofui captured to become her familiar!" Aya started explaining. "How awful!" Edge said. "Yeah, I just wish Ofui had found a familiar like Rena here, we wouldn't have been in this situation." Aya said, petting under her Alebrije partner/family's new familiar's chin.
"So, what exactly happened to Shockwing? He's not still around, is he?" Aden asked. "No, thankfully when Ofui turned him into a familiar, she created a failsafe spell, just in case. After I realized he was behind the deaths of my mom and Akofena, we were able to cast the spell, stripping him of the immortality that came with the title, and because he had foolishly destroyed his Soul Core in a previous battle, he disappeared for good." Aya said. "Yikes!" Aden replied. "Yeah, no kidding. *Yawn* I don't know why I keep getting that dream or what it could possibly mean, though." Aya admitted. "Too bad Stomantha isn't here, this is her area of expertise." Phoelacandra said. "Who's Stomantha?" Aya asked in confusion. "She's a friend of ours who wields the element of Dream! Her color is Lavender and she's 1/3 Spinybacked Orbweaver Spider, 1/3 Wasp Mantidfly, and 1/3 Peacock Mantis Shrimp!" Phoelacandra answered. "Yeesh, these Alebrijes sound more like something out of a nightmare than a dream!" Aden said, accidentally offending the four Alebrije who are with them. "Dude, if you talk like that, it's no wonder you keep getting turned down by girls." Edge said as Aden realized what he just said.
"Oops! Sorry, you guys!" Aden apologized to the four Alebrije. Outside, Malokurage and the Prinny that met up with the Pecadiablos were watching from afar. "There they are." The Irokanji Jellyfish Kaijin said. "Yes, without a doubt, the girl I want to get revenge on is in there!" The Prinny said. "Then we'd better think of a plan!" A new voice said as the two turned to see a Pecadiablo. The Pecadiablo in question was a large black-furred male Minotaur-like demon with two large bat wings on his back, blazing red eyes that spew out flames, four horns on his head, four pig-like tusks in his mouth, and a spiked metal collar around his neck that's connected to three long chains that were wrapped around his body and arms. Plus, he was wielding a large double-bladed axe in his hands. "Whoa! Who are you?" The black-and-white Prinny asked in confusion. "The name's Chainotaur! I've just been sent by Master Iracundo to assist you two!" The Minotaur-like demon, now known as Chainotaur, answered. "Figures the demon of wrath would have someone as ugly as you in his army." Malokurage said.
"Hey, watch it, lady! My appearance fits my dual motif!" Chainotaur retorted. "Dual motif?" Malokurage asked in confusion. "One of my motifs is that of the Minotaur, which you can obviously see with my humanoid bovine bodybuild! My other motif is that of the Rolling Calf, which is a type of Duppy or Jamaican evil spirit that usually appears as a huge, bull-like creature with blazing red eyes that excudes fire, sometimes having four horns on its head and four pig-like tusks in its mouth, and a body that is wrapped in chains that drag along behind it and making an unnerving clanking noises to allow scared people to hear it coming!" Chainotaur explained. "Jamaican?" Malokurage asked, before pulling out a device that let her hear some conversations inside, narrowing in on Jalissa, hearing her distinct Jamaican accent. "Say, LuchaRed's girlfriend Jalissa is actually Jamaican herself!" She informed. "Interesting." The Prinny said.
Meanwhile...
"So you think Jalissa may have been hit by the same shockwave that we did?" Azalee asked Aya. "Hmm! Honestly, I don't really know! Let me check her aura to see if she really was hit by that shockwave!" Aya replied as she then focused her attention towards Jalissa, who was eating pizza together with Casey, and then had her eyes glow while reading Jalissa's aura. That's when Aya noticed that Jalissa's aura was teal-colored, just Conerrapingo's color. "Her aura definitely matches Coney's color, just like mine matches Rena's and yours matches Phoela's." Aya told Azalee. "*Gasp!* Then that means that Jalissa has been chosen to be a new Lucharanger!" Azalee said in realization. "I'll be sure to call AkaRed and let him know of this, if he doesn't already know." Aya said, activating her Lucha Changer, but before she could make the call, a large explosion rocked the entrance, blasting the doors off their hinges. "*Groan!* What in tarnation is going on now?!" Liam asked in annoyance. "Pathetic humans! We are here to make your lives misery!" Marolukage said as she, the Prinny, and Chainotaur walked in, flanked by a couple Demi Diablos.
"Seriously, now?" Lincoln asked as he and Sakura pulled out their drivers. "Can't us couples have a date in peace?!" Clyde asked in annoyance as he stood by Chloe while Aurachnid hopped onto his left wrist and bit him. Edge also pulled out his driver, while that was going on, Casey and Azalee prepared their Lucha Changers. "We'll help evacuate and I'll join you guys as soon as possible." Aya told them, Jalissa nodding in agreement. "Mind if we help, too? We do have a werehyena forms after all!" Yaa suggested as she transformed into her werehyena form. "Yeah! Nobody messes with our much needed date time and gets away with it!" Nyansipo said while transforming into his own werehyena form. "Plus, I haven't been using my own werehyena form in a long time since I've given birth to Panyin and Kakra and, since Aika and I already had our respective children being babysat by Mr and Mrs Loud, I really need the exercise, if you know what I mean!" Atea said as she transformed into her werehyena form, which had breasts as big as her human form. The sight of the Werehyenas made the Prinny growl in anger.
"Don't forget about Andros and I! This is practically our date with our respective lovers and we don't want anyone to ruin it!" Phixia said as she and Andros stepped forth while protecting Mpatapo and Duafe. "Anyone else wondering what's up with the zombie Penguin?" Aurachnid asked. "Zombie penguin?" Lucy asked in interest and confusion as she and Rocky popped up in front of the group, causing everyone to jump up in fright. "LUCY-CHAN!" Sakura said in frustration. "Sorry! Force of habit!" Lucy apologized. "What she said!" Rocky said. "And it looks like this Zombie Penguin is actually a Prinny." Lucy said. "A Prinny?! Wait a minute! That's a common monster class/official mascot from the video game franchise "Disgaea"! I should know, because I've played the games before!" Shintomaru said in realization. "Never expected to see one in real life though." He admitted. "How do you know that thing is a Prinny, Luce?" Lincoln asked in confusion. "There are a few books that speak of them." Lucy said.
"Let me guess, Disgaea video game manuals?" Shintomaru asked. "Your mind is too obscured." Lucy said. "The books I'm referring to are actually occult and demonology books that contain various information about certain demons and some pages of those books have full detailed information about the Prinnies themselves!" She explained. "Wait a minute! Are saying that Prinnies are actually real, even before the Disgaea video games even existed?!" Shintomaru asked in confusion. "We've seen crazier." Lincoln said. "No matter, I'm after one person and one person only!" The Prinny said. "HER!" He added angrily while pointing at Aya. That's when everyone, minus Casey, Jalissa, Trisaurus, Conerrapingo, Andros, Phixia, Edge, Azalee, Aden, Vularena, and Phoelacandra, gasped in shock upon recognizing the Prinny's voice. Aya's eyes flashed as she paled in recognition of the Prinny's aura. "No, it can't be!" She said in horror. "Oh, but it is, Aya! It is I, Shockwing! HAHAHA HAHA!" The black-and-white Prinny, now revealed to be none other than Shockwing, announced with a maniacal laugh. "Seriously? This punk?" Aurachnid complained.
"But how?! The last time we saw you, you vanished into particles of light after my friends and I have triggered the failsafe spell on you and took away your immortality! You should be permanently dead! How is it that you're still alive?!" Aya asked in horror and confusion. "Let's just say that I went through Hell and back to get revenge on you!" Shockwing answered smugly. "If you want to get to Aya, you'll have to go through me first!" Vularena said, firing an amber colored beam out of her mouth at Shockwing. However, Shockwing came prepared by pulling out a mirror from his pouch and using it to reflect Vularena's attack back at her. "Rena!" Aya said, rushing over to her Alebrije partner in concern, picking her up. "*Chuckle!* I may not like being a Prinny, but this hammerspace pouch and the items inside certainly does come in handy when I need it!" Shockwing said with a smirk. "I'll let you guys handle these weaklings, I've got a score to settle with her!" Shockwing told Malokurage.
"Oh, it would definitely be my pleasure!" Malokurage replied while Shockwing put the mirror back in his pouch and then pulled out two large, grey blocky knives with square-tooth serrated back edges and yellowish cross-guards. "You're going to have to go through us to-" Jalissa started saying before paling in fright as ringing sounds filled her ears. "Jalissa? What's wrong?" Casey asked in concern. "Please no, please no, please no." Jalissa begged, turning around to see Chainotaur. "Hello!" Chainotaur said with a menacing grin while waving the fingers on his left hand and holding his double-bladed axe right hand. This caused Jalissa to scream before running away, making everyone blink in confusion. "I'd better see what's up." Conerrapingo said, floating off after Jalissa. "Okay, I know that I'm scary, but I didn't expect a quick reaction like that!" Chainotaur noted. "Chainotaur!" Trisaurus sneered in anger as Lincoln pulled out his phone, snapped a picture and sent it to Lisa with the caption 'What the heck is this thing supposed to be?'. "You know that Pecadiablo, Trisaur?" Casey asked his Alebrije partner. "One of Iracundo's soldiers." Trisaurus said. "Is it just me or does Iracundo have the ugliest soldiers out of any of the Pecadiablos?" Casey asked. "Hey, watch it, kid!" Chainotaur retorted.
Lincoln's phone beeped with a message from Lisa. The message read 'It would seem that the creature on the image you've sent me, it appears to be a bat-winged cross between the Minotaur from Greek Mythology and a malevolent Jamaican spirit called the Rolling Calf, whatever the latter creature is!'. "Rolling Calf?" Lincoln asked in confusion. "Say, Lucy, do you know anything about what a Rolling Calf is?" He asked Lucy. "Let's just say I think I know why Jalissa just ran away screaming in terror." Lucy said. "Really? How?" Lincoln asked. "Jalissa is from Jamaica, remember? There are actually plenty of scary myths in Jamaica, with the Duppy being the most well-known among those myths!" Lucy answered. "Duppy?" Lincoln asked in confusion. "Duppy is a word of African origin commonly used in various Caribbean islands, including Barbados and Jamaica, meaning ghost or spirit! The word is sometimes spelled duffy It is both singular and plural! Much of Caribbean folklore revolves around duppy! Duppy are generally regarded as malevolent spirits! They are said to mostly come out and haunt people at night, and people from around the islands claim to have seen them! The Rolling Calf, Three footed horse, and Old Higue are examples of the more malicious spirits! In many of the islands of the Lesser Antilles, duppy are known as jumbies! Barbados also uses the word duppy and it holds the same meaning as it does in Jamaica! Anyway, as for what kind of Duppy the Rolling Calf is, it's a Duppy that usually appears as a huge, bull-like creature with blazing red eyes that excudes fire, sometimes depected with having four horns on its head and four pig-like tusks in its mouth, and, most notably, a body that is wrapped around in chains that drag along behind it and make an unnerving clanking noises to allow scared people to hear it coming!" Lucy explained.
"It's an old superstition that explains the ringing you randomly get in your ears." She added. "Yikes! You don't think that Jalissa-chan had an actual encounter with the Rolling Calf, do you, Lucy-chan?" Sakura asked. "I honestly have no clue." Lucy said. "I'd better call Ronnie Anne and let them know what's going on." Casey said, dialing Ronnie Anne on his phone.
At the temple...
"WHAT?! NOW?! Okay, we're on our way." Ronnie Anne said. "Bad news guys, a Pecadiablo, a Shocker Kaijin, and what Casey described as a nightmare penguin are attacking Gus'!" She said. "Nightmare penguin?" Adelaide asked. "It's got to be the guy we're after, dood!" Arsene realized. "Uh, guys? I don't mean to make things worse, but we have a bigger problem!" Axolota said as everyone looked into the well to see an army of Demi and War Diablos attacking the city. "Oh, Come On!" Carl complained. "Dang it, okay, Sid, Sameer, Nikki, Laird, the Prinnies, and I will go to Gus', everyone else, clean up the Pecadiablos' mess." Ronnie Anne instructed. "Understood, Ronnie Anne!" Becky said. "Thanks for bringing us along, Ronnie Anne, dood!" Arsene said. "But, please be careful not to accidentally drop us or anything like that, dood!" Elliott said. "Otherwise, we'll end up exploding like bombs and that's something that us Prinnies can never come back from, dood!" Derrick added in fear. Everyone cringed at that. "We'd better take you guys in the LuchaKarts, then." Ronnie Anne said. "Wait!" AkaRed said, walking in, carrying a Teal colored box. "Do me a favor, give this to Jalissa." He requested, handing the box to Ronnie Anne.
"To Jalissa? Does that mean what I think it means?" Ronnie Anne asked. "Indeed." AkaRed said as everyone summoned the LuchaKarts, Arsene hopping in the Storm Blitzer, Elliott hopping in the Sound Breaker, and Derek hopping in the Mind Booster. "Wait, why am I the one who has to drive him?" Laird asked. "The only guy I'm sharing a ride with is Sameer!" Nikki said. That caused Sameer to blush a little. "That's understandable, dood! I was married before I died, so I understand what you're getting at, dood!" Derrick replied. "Let's go guys!" Ronnie Anne said as the LuchaKarts took on their flight modes and flew off.
Meanwhile...
"Okay, we'll take care of the jellyfish guy, Casey, Azalee, and the other Lucharangers, when they get here, will handle Chainotaur, and Aya, think you can handle Shockwing?" Lincoln said. "I hope I can!" Aya said in worry. "Let's do this!" Lincoln said as he summoned his screen, Sakura pulled out the Mystic Pearl, and Edge pulled out the Taka, Tora, and Batta medals. "Good thing Ankh is a little more trusting with me and these things this time around." He muttered, running the O scanner over them.
6-7-8-9, Shinobi!
Pearl!
Spider On!
Taka! Tora! Batta! Ta-to-ba, Tatoba, Ta-to-ba!
"Henshin!" The four riders called, Lincoln and Sakura entering their Super Forms and Clyde and Edge their base forms. "Lucha Power!" Casey, Aya, and Azalee called. "Metal Power! LuchaRed!" Casey called. "Spirit Power! LuchaAmber!" Aya called. "Alchemy Power! LuchaVermillion!" Azalee called. This took Shockwing by surprise. "What in the world?" Shockwing asked in confusion. "My chest isn't the only part of me that's changed since we last met, you murderous traitor!" Aya told Shockwing. "I did notice that part, but I wasn't expecting you to be one of those color-coded kids I had witnessed helping the Kamen Riders fight that Poseidon guy yesterday afternoon!" Shockwing said, much to everyone's surprise. "Whoa! Wait a minute! How do you know about all that?" Clyde asked in confusion. "Whoops! A little slip of the tongue! Oh well, better say it now than later! I was the one who summoned Poseidon to this world after I made it back here! Why, you ask? Because I wanted to have an ally to have for me to help me carry out my revenge! Unfortunately, you meddling kids and those giant robots, which I have never seen before, went and destroyed him before I could even meet up with him!" Shockwing explained. "Well, either way, what's say we take this outside?" Malokurage suggested, launching a tentacle at a wall, blowing it up.
"Might as well! This place is a little too cramped for a proper battle, anyway!" Chainotaur noted. "Follow me if you dare!" Shockwing said as he and the others ran out the hole. "We'll help you as well." Andros told Aya as he and Phixia rushed over to Aya. "Don't forget about us, Aya! Shockwing betrayed your mother and older sister, so obviously it means that he betrayed our entire family as a whole!" Nyansipo said as he, Yaa, and Atea, who are all still in their werehyena forms, joined up with Aya as well. "Thanks, guys!" Aya said. "Lucy, do you think you can see if you can figure out what's got Jalissa so upset?" Casey requested. "I'll try! Come on, Rocky, let's go find Jalissa and ask her what's going on!" Lucy said. "Okay, my love!" Rocky replied as he and Lucy went off to try and find Jalissa. "Let's go, guys!" Lincoln said as everyone charged after the monsters.
Meanwhile, at the Animarius Castle...
King Draco, the Great Leader, and everyone else were watching from the monitor. Tytus gripped her hands in anger upon hearing that Shockwing was back. "I'm heading out." She said, turning to leave. "Take your aides with you!" Aquilis requested. "Of course, mother!" Tytus replied. As for King Draco, when he heard that Shockwing was back, he wasn't very happy, to say the least. "I thought that deserter was killed off for good after the Kamen Riders and their allies defeated him and took away his immortality! How is he here now and why is he in cahoots with the Pecadiablos?!" King Draco asked in anger and confusion. "He looks like a Zombie Penguin." Cerberion noted. "He did mention something about going through Hell and back, but I don't think I ever seen anything looking like him while was in Hell! On a side note, I'm rather surprised to hear that he was the one that summoned Poseidon, which means he caused the dimensional rift that brought the Greeed into this universe, though even I don't know how he was able to accomplish that!" The Great Leader noted. "Well, whatever he is now, Shockwing will soon regret coming back from the dead!" King Draco said.
Back With The Heroes...
They were having some trouble against Malokurage, who was using her stinging tentacles, Chainotaur, who was using his axe and chains, and Shockwing, who was using his large machetes. "Nice to see some familiar faces! Hey, Nyansipo, you ever figure out that male equivalent potion? Mpatapo, how's that psycho ex-girlfriend of yours?" Shockwing asked Aya's male cousins. "What? No! For your information, I'm still working on it, especially after that incident that caused me and Charley to get Aika and Atea to get pregnant with our babies!" Nyansipo retorted. "Oh yeah, I still can't believe you made such a dunderhead mistake!" Shockwing said, laughing out loud. "Especially since Ofui was able to get the Beauty Enhancement Potion right on her first try!" He pointed out, continuing to laugh out loud. That made Nyansipo growl in anger and annoyance. "And speaking of mistakes, don't get me started on that girl you used to date!" Shockwing told Mpatapo.
"Yeah, Abena is still around, but she's not my girlfriend anymore! Besides, I have already got a new girlfriend that's better than her!" Mpatapo said. "Really? Who?" Shockwing asked in confusion. "Right here!" Phixia said, telepathically throwing a boulder at Shockwing. Shockwing quickly saw that coming and immediately sliced the boulder into pieces with his machetes. "Okay, who are you really, and why do look like an Animarius I've seen before?" Shockwing asked. "I'm Phixia, Mpatapo's girlfriend!" Phixia said while Andros went beside her. "As for me, I'm Andros, Phixia's twin brother and Duafe's boyfriend!" Andros said. Shockwing realized something. "Those sound like Sphinx names, are you two seriously Sphinxia's kids? And you're in love and siding with humans?" Shockwing asked in confusion. "As a matter of fact, Sphinxia actually was our mother!" Phixia said. "And you're right! We are in love and siding with humans, especially since we used to be enemies before we were told the truth about the Animarius Empire by Master Toadus and we were given the chance to change sides and become the Kamen Riders and Lucharangers' allies! Also, if you're wondering about who our father was, that would be General Leo!" Andros said. "That blowhard?" Shockwing asked, laughing out loud, making Leo growl in anger upon hearing the word Shockwing used to describe him.
"Let me at him, your majesty! Nobody calls me a blowhard and gets away with it!" General Leo said. "Actually it looks like Tytus is already thinking ahead of you on that." King Draco said as a metal feather sailed past Shockwing, cutting him on the cheek. "OW! Hey! Who did that?!" Shockwing asked in confusion. "Remember me?" Tytus asked, catching Shockwing's attention. "Tytus? Let me guess, you somehow have found out about my return, didn't ya?" Shockwing asked. "We have our ways." Tytus said as Falkyrie and Vulturion descended by her side. "Oh great, those two are alive too?" Lincoln muttered in complaint, slashing one of Malokurage's tentacles with his katana. "Hey! You're lucky I can easily regrow my tentacles, you twerp!" Malokurage said as she quickly regenerated her severed tentacles. "Oh yeah? Let's see how you deal me, uh... Come to think of it, we never got your name!" Lincoln said in confusion. "I'm Malokurage, the Irukandji Jellyfish Kaijin! And I'm going to be your death!" Malokurage declared as she quickly dashed behind Lincoln and then stung him in the back with the stinging cells from her tentacles.
"YEEEEEEOOOOOWCH!" Lincoln yelled in excruciating pain while Malokurage laughed at him. "Uh, Lisa? What can you tell us about the Irukandji Jellyfish?" Lincoln asked over the comm link. "Well for one thing, the Carukia Barnesi, or Irukandji Box Jellyfish is one of the smallest members of the Cyaneidae family, reaching an average diameter of 1-2cm. Of course, judging by her name, Malokurage must actually be a different type Irukandji Jellyfish, most likely from the Malo genus, possibly the Malo kingi or Common Kingslayer, which is also very small, specifically no bigger than a human thumbnail!" Lisa said. "Really? The jellyfish-themed monster that just stung me is completely human-sized!" Lincoln said while still in pain. This caused Lisa worry. "Apologies, brother unit, did you say she stung you?" Lisa asked. "Yes! And it really hurts like the dickens! Why do you ask?" Lincoln asked in confusion.
"Because despite their size, the Irukandji Jellyfish is one of the most dangerous marine creatures in existence! Their venom is extremely potent! Not as much as their cousins, the Box Jellyfish, but still. And that whole 'Peeing on a Jellyfish sting' thing is nothing more than a myth! If anything, urine only makes it worse!" Lisa said, pulling out her kit of oddly specific anti venoms and pulling out one that reads 'Irukandji Jellyfish'. "In fact, the Irukandji Jellyfish's venom is rather fatal, as it has been known to cause a serious medical condition known as Irukandji Syndrome, which induces excruciating muscle cramps in the arms and legs, severe pain in the back and kidneys, a burning sensation of the skin and face, headaches, nausea, restlessness, sweating, vomiting, an increase in heart rate and blood pressure, and psychological phenomena such as the feeling of impending doom! The syndrome is in part caused by release of catecholamines! Also, the venom contains a sodium channel modulator! Another thing you should know is that the Malo kingi Irukandji Jellyfish is named after victim Robert King, a tourist from the United States swimming off Port Douglas, Queensland, who died from its sting!" Lisa added.
"Fortunately, I happen to have an Anti venom for this species, all I need is a sample of this Kaijin's body so I can adapt it to fight the mutated venom." Lisa said, heading towards the elevator. "Do I even want to know where you got this specific anti venom?" Lincoln asked. "Probably not." Lisa said. "Lisa-chan, any ideas on how to fight this thing?" Edge asked. "Well, like all Jellyfish, the Irukandji does have a few predators, Ocean Sunfish, Grey Triggerfish, Leatherback Sea Turtles, Fulmars, that's a type of Seabird, Arrow and Hermit Crabs, Whale Sharks, and some types of Whales, primarily the Humpback, are all known to feast on the Jellyfish. "A Humpback Whale, huh?" Edge said to himself. "Yes, ironic isn't it?" Lisa asked. "Why do you ask?" She asked. "Let's just say that I'm going to need Daikai's help with this one!" Edge answered. "I'll stop by the prank shelter where they're all at on my way over." Lisa said as the LuchaKarts landed in front of the battle site.
"Good! In the meantime! I'll have to go on the defensive by using the Orange Core Medals, since one of them is based on a Sea Turtle, after all!" Edge said. "Good call." Lisa said as Edge swapped out the Core Medals, placing them in the OOO driver and running the O Scanner. Then Edge did the same pose as his transformation.
Cobra! Kame (Turtle)! Wani (Crocodile)! (Snake hiss) Bura-ka~wani!
That's when the images surrounding Edge stopped and showed the symbols of the Cobra, Kame, and Wani Core Medals before they then merged into one symbol and attached itself to Edge's chest to convert his form into the orange-colored reptile-themed Burakawani Combo. Ronnie Anne and the others rushed over. "Casey-kun's over there with Azalee-chan!" Edge informed them. "Okay! Thanks, Edge!" Ronnie Anne said before Edge shook his head and quickly noticed the three Prinnies with the Lucharangers. "I'm not even going to ask." Edge said as Malokurage shot out some of her tentacles. Thankfully, Edge saw that coming and immediately had the turtle shell-like gauntlets on his arms, called the Goura Guardners, brought together to create a turtle shell-shaped energy shield, called the Gora Shielduo, that blocked the tentacles. "You're going to have to try harder than that, Kurage(Japanese Word For Jellyfish)-san!" Edge said.
"Very well, then! If I can't sting you at the front, then I'll just attack you elsewhere!" Malokurage declared as she then ran around Edge and struck him at the back. However, unexpectedly, Edge only felt a minor amount of pain that he quickly shook off, much to Malokurage's confusion. "What?! You should be in excruciating pain right now! How are you ale to withstand it?!" Malokurage asked in confusion. "That's easy! The Burakawani Combo's body not only has a protective energy sheild, but it's also covered in a bioenhancing substance called Soma Venom, which makes me able to heal instantly after taking any attack and also strengthens my muscles!" Edge answered. "Wish I had some of that!" Lincoln complained. "Dude! What happened to you, Lame-O?" Ronnie Anne asked in concern. "Jellyfish." Lincoln explained. "*Gulp!* She stung you, didn't she?" Laird asked nervously. "Unfortunately, yes, she did! Even worse, the Jellyfish she's based on is an Irukandji Jellyfish, of all things!" Lincoln answered in pain. Batelegong cringed at that. "You haven't tried peeing on it have you?" He asked, disgusting the female Lucharangers.
"Ewwwww!" The girls said in disgust. "Ugh! No way! Of course not! I know for a fact peeing on yourself doesn't heal Jellyfish stings at all! In fact, it only makes it worse!" Lincoln said in disgust. "Exactly!" Batelegong said. Soon, the Lucharangers arrived at where Casey and Azalee were, the former trying to hit Chainotaur with his metal covered fists. Unfortunately, the chains didn't break, no matter how hard Casey hit them. "You're going to have to try harder than that, human!" Chainotaur said as Azalee jumped over Casey and slammed her palms into the chains and using her alchemy powers to weaken their molecular bond. "Huh? What do you think your doing, little girl?" Chainotaur asked in confusion. "My Alebrije given power is over Alchemy." Azalee said. "Now, Casey!" She called out, to which Casey obliged by smashing his metal-coated fists onto the weakened part of Chainotaur's chains, causing said parts to break. "What?! But how?!" Chainotaur asked in shock. "Basically, I've used my Alchemy powers to weaken the molecular bond on some parts of your chains, making them easier to break!" Azalee answered. "Nice one, Azalee!" Sid said as the others ran up. "Casey, where's Jalissa? AkaRed gave me something I need to give her." Ronnie Anne said.
That caused Casey and Azalee to wince. "She kind of took one look at Chainotaur over there and ran screaming." Casey said. "What? Really? Why?" Ronnie Anne asked in confusion. "That's what Lucy and Rocky are trying to figure out." Azalee said. "Is Coney with them?" Sid asked. "Actually, she went after Jalissa as soon as she ran away!" Trisaurus answered. "Jax, can you lock onto Coney's signature and find her?" Sid asked her girlfriend's partner. "I'll try!" Jaxondor replied. "I'll go and look for Jalissa, you guys stay here and deal with Chainotaur! Sid, you're in charge until I get back!" Ronnie Anne said. "On it, my love!" Sid replied. Ronnie Anne ran off, hoping to find Jalissa. "Let's do this, guys!" Sid said. "MaxLucha Power!" The remaining first six called, taking on their MaxLucha Modes. "What the actual hell?! Master Iracundo never told me anything about that!" Chainotaur said in confusion. "Well, you'd better get used to it!" Sid said, charging.
Meanwhile...
Jalissa was in a broom closet, shaking in fear. "Of all the Duppy from all of Jamaica, why did it have to be that one?!" Jalissa asked herself in fright. "You seem troubled, do you want to talk about it?" Lucy asked, popping up behind Jalissa. That caused Jalissa to scream and jump up in fright. "Sorry." Lucy said. "How did you get in here, Lucy, and why did you just almost gave me a heart attack here?!" Jalissa asked while hyperventilating and clutching her chest in fright. "Let's just say I know my way around vents." Lucy said, pointing to an open air vent in the wall. "And force of habit." She added as Rocky fell onto the floor. "Ow! Sorry! Not used to crawling around vents!" Rocky said. "What are you guys doing here?" Jalissa asked. "Casey got concerned when you ran off, screaming in terror." Rocky explained. That made Jalissa feel guilty. Suddenly, electricity zapped the doorknob as the door opened, revealing Ronnie Anne. "There you are! Casey told me what happened, what's wrong?" Ronnie Anne asked.
"That thing! It looked like a humanoid bat-winged version of the R-r-r-rolling C-c-c-calf!" Jalissa answered in fright. "A what now?" Ronnie Anne asked. "It's a type of Duppy, or malevolent Jamaican spirit, that usually appears as a huge, bull-like creature with blazing red eyes that excudes fire, sometimes depected with having four horns on its head and four pig-like tusks in its mouth, and, most notably, a body that is wrapped around in chains that drag along behind it and make an unnerving clanking noises to allow scared people to hear it coming!" Lucy explained. "And it looks like Jalissa is terrified of them!" Rocky said. "Really, Jalissa? Are you really that scared of a Jamaican myth? Is it because you had nightmares after hearing about it in stories or something?" Ronnie Anne asked in concern. "NO! It wasn't a nightmare! I actually saw the Rolling Calf!" Jalissa yelled. "Huh?" Ronnie Anne, Jaxondor, Lucy, Rocky, and Conerrapingo asked in confusion. "I guess I should start from the beginning! It all happened about a year ago, back when my parents and I were still living in Jamaica!" Jalissa started explaining.
Cue Flashback
There, we see Jalissa, who was eleven years old and had DD-Cup-sized breasts, hanging around with a two other Jamaican girls her own age, with one of them wearing a burgundy dress and the other wearing a blue dress. "You see, growing up in Jamaica, I had two best friends, Alvita Brooks and Chandice Salmon, both whom being girls, and we always tend to hang around and have fun by either surfing at the beach, skating at the streets, or sometimes play a few harmless pranks for laughs!" Jalissa narrated. "We also tend to get into mischief and sometimes go on a few adventures whenever we get the chance! But then, one day, Chandice decided that we should go out at night to search for a possible buried treasure!" She narrated further. "So, Alvita, Jalissa, I have recently found a map in a bottle at the beach and I believe that map leads to a buried treasure somewhere in Jamaica!" The girl with the burgundy dress, now identified as Chandice Salmon, explained to Jalissa and the other girl wearing the blue dress, now identified as Alvita Brooks, much to their surprise. "Where did you get this?" Jalissa asked.
"I found it washed up at the beach when I was out collecting seashells! Good thing the map was in a bottle, otherwise it would be too wet to read!" Chandice said as she brought out a glass bottle and pulled the cork before getting the map out of it. "I wonder what it's for?" Alvita asked. "Only one way to find out!" Jalissa said with youthful energy. "I regret that youthful energy to this day." Jalissa narrated. Chandice then opened the map and it had a path drawn on it that appears to lead somewhere in the jungle. "We followed the map believing it would lead us to something incredible, but we ended up getting scared beyond belief!" Jalissa narrated. We then later skip ahead a few hours, where we see Jalissa, Alvita, and Chandice trekking through the jungle at night under the full moon with the map in hand and carrying a few flashlights and shovels. "Okay, just a few more steps and then we'll be at the spot where the treasure is!" Chandice said while reading the map. "I wonder what it could be!" Alvita said.
The three girls then finally stopping as they found an 'X' in the ground. "There it is!" Jalissa said, pulling out a shovel they stopped to get. Soon, after Jalissa and her friends dig through the X mark, Jalissa hit something with her shovel. "It's here!" Jalissa said as she and her friends then uncovered the dirt to find three treasure chests. Two of those chests looks like ordinary wooden chests while the other one looks like it was made of stone and had a lock that resembles a bull's head with four horns and four pig-like tusks. "Ooh! Three chests instead of one? Now that's our lucky day! That means that we each get one!" Alvita said in delight. "Okay, I'll open the first one!" Chandice said as she took one of the wooden chests and then opened it to reveal a smorgasbord of gold coins, specifically Spanish doubloons. "Whoa! Spanish doubloons?! This stuff I can easily trade in for cash or I could possibly even donate them to the museum!" Chandice said as she closed the chest back up and put in under her left arm. "My turn! I'll take the other wooden chest!" Said Alvita as she then picked up the second wooden chest and opened it to reveal a smorgasbord of diamonds, emeralds, rubies, sapphires, topaz, pearl necklaces, silver rings, and other types of jewelry. "Ooh! So pretty! I can use these for decorations and even give some of them to my mom!" Alvita said in delight as she then closed the second wooden chest back up and carried in her right arm. "Then I guess that leaves me with the stone chest!" Jalissa said as she then picked up the stone chest.
As Jalissa's hand grew close, the eyes of the chest started glowing a menacing red color. "Okay, glowing red eyes, that's rather ominous!" Jalissa noted nervously as she then touched the chest. The moment Jalissa touched it, the box opened up, releasing a dark pillar akin to that of when Laird accidentally opened up the Dark Box. "Wait, you touched a box, and it opened?" Ronnie Anne asked in concern. "Yeah, we were pretty freaked out." Jalissa admitted as Ronnie Anne pulled out her phone. "That decoration, did it look anything like this?" Ronnie Anne asked, showing a picture of the Dark Box she had for some reason. "Uh, actually, the face on the chest I touched looks more like that of an bull than a demon and it had four horns instead of seven, plus it has four pig-like tusks in its mouth!" Jalissa replied. "You must have found the prototype Dark Box Magigo made!" Jaxondor said. "Prototype Dark Box?" Jalissa asked in confusion.
"What Laird accidentally opened is only the finalized project, Magigo created a prototype that could only seal one Pecadiablo before creating the Dark Box." Jaxondor explained. "And, which Pecadiablo was in that prototype?" Jalissa asked nervously. "I don't remember, but based on what you're telling me, I'm guessing it was Chainotaur." Jaxondor said. "Who?" Jalissa asked in confusion. "That would be the demon that just scared you earlier!" Lucy answered, much to Jalissa's fright. "What happened after the box was opened?" Ronnie Anne asked. "Well, after the dark pillar shot out of the stone chest, saw it shoot out something, which must have Chainotaur this whole time, though none of us knew about it, and now that I remember, I think we briefly heard his voice before he then bolted through the sky to parts unknown!" Jalissa explained as we go back to the flashback where we see Jalissa and her friends see the dark pillar shoot out something, which turns out to be silhouette of Chainotaur, who then shouted "FREE AT LAST! WHOO!" before flying off to parts unknown. "Girls? I have a bad feeling about this!" Jalissa said as a ringing sound could be heard in their ears.
"Uh, is it just me, or am I not the only one hearing something ringing in my ears?" Alvita asked in confusion. "I'm afraid it's not just you, Alvita! I can hear it as well!" Jalissa answered. "Me, too!" Chandice said before she then sniffed the air and said "Ewwwwww! What on Earth is that horrible smell?! It smells like burnt fur!" in disgust. The three girls the turned around to see a large black muscular bull-like creature with blazing red eyes that excudes fire, four horns on its head, four pig-like tusks in its mouth, and a set of chains connected to a metal collar around its neck that were wrapped around its body and were dragging along behind it while making unnerving clanking noises. When the creature spotted the three girls, it was not to happy in the slightest as it then breathed out black smoke from its nostrils in anger. "Oh, now I remember! Magigo sealed Chainotaur in a prototype Dark Box and then tamed a nearby Rolling Calf to act as it's guardian!" Jaxondor said. "What?! Tamed?! But how?! Last I remember, Rolling Calves are technically the spirits of people, usually butchers, who were wicked and dishonest during their life time! How is that even possible?!" Jalissa asked in confusion.
"Magigo was a very powerful warlock, so he has various magical abilities in his arsenal, including the ability to tame extremely powerful spirits that would normally be impossible to tame, including the Rolling Calf!" Jaxondor explained. "Seriously, his magic is no joke." Jaxondor said. "Sounds like it, anyway." Jalissa started saying. When the Rolling Calf saw that prototype dark box was opened and Jalissa was holding the object, it was infuriated as it started charging towards the three girls. "AAAAAAAAHH! THE ROLLING CALF!" Jalissa, Alvita, and Chandice screamed in fright as they immediately ran away from the Rolling Calf in sheer panic while the creature immediately gave chase.
As the girls ran for their lives through the jungle with the two wooden treasure chests and the prototype dark box in their hands while the Rolling Calf was still chasing them, they were dodging and weaving past the trees before they then screeched to a halt at a rocky cliff, which marks a literal dead end for them as the Rolling Calf quickly found them and then dug its upper right hoof in preparation to charge and skewer the girls with his horns. But then, as Jalissa, Alvita, and Chandice hugged each other in tight frightful embrace while fearing for the worst, a child's voice shouted "Hey, You!", causing the Rolling Calf to stop what it's doing and turn around to see two young Jamaican boys with dreadlocks, the first one wearing a dark green shirt, blue shorts, a pair of brown sandals, and a rastacap on top of his head while the other one was wearing a yellow shirt, green shorts, a pair of black sandals, and no rastacap. "Get Away From Them, You Bully!" The second boy declared angrily, much to the three girls' surprise. "D'andre? Ajani?" Jalissa, Alvita, Chandace asked in confusion. "Who?" Ronnie Anne asked in confusion, pausing the flashback. "D'andre is my cousin from my father's side and also Alvita's boyfriend! Ajani, on the other hand, is Alvita's twin brother and also Chandice's boyfriend!" Jalissa explained. "AWWW!" Ronnie Anne went. "Yeah, unfortunately, Casey's actually the first boyfriend I ever had, so..." Jalissa admitted.
"You had never really had a love interest back in Jamaica, didn't you?" Rocky asked. "Yep! Mostly, because I never found the one boy in Jamaica that would peak my interest and make my heart race!" Jalissa replied in embarrassment. "Also, they were all more interested in these." She added, pointing to her chest. "Typical!" Ronnie Anne said. "Makes me glad I'm currently in a relationship with another girl. We don't have anything the other's never seen before." She joked. "Yeah, that's a very good point on your part, Ronnie Anne!" Jalissa noted. "So, what happened next?" Lucy asked. "Oh! Right! Thanks for reminding me, Lucy! Apparently, D'andre and Ajani had suddenly came to our rescue by confronting the Rolling Calf!" Jalissa explained as the flashback resumed. "Are you girls okay?" D'andre asked as he and Ajani faced the Rolling Calf. The three girls teared up upon seeing the boys.
"Don't worry, we'll get rid of this thing for you girls!" Ajani said, pulling out a whip covered in tar. "A whip?" Ronnie Anne asked in confusion. "A tarred whip is one of the only five ways to get rid of the Rolling Calf, and for whatever reason it was the only way they had at the time." Jalissa explained. "As for where they got it from, it actually belongs to Ajani and Alvita's father, who's an expert in Jamaican myths." She added. "Okay, but what are the other four ways to get rid of the Rolling Calf?" Rocky asked. "Well, there's dropping random items in front of it, as one of its weaknesses is counting items and that would cause the rolling calf to stop what itis doing and count each item while allowing the people it's chasing to escape! Then, there's running across the street before it does, as for some odd reason, it won't follow anyone there! Then, there's sticking a knife into the ground, usually either a penknife or a double-bladed knife, specifically at a crossroad or a junction, which would cause the Rolling Calf to not chase after people anymore! And, finally, there's the moon, because the Rolling Calf is actually terrified of the moon, so holding a mirror at an angle to force it to see the moon would instantly scare it away!" Jalissa explained.
"Unfortunately, it was a cloudy night and the full moon was only seen for a few brief moments, we didn't bring any mirrors, we weren't near any roads, and we weren't willing to drop anything from the other two chests while running away, I guess nothing came out because it kept chasing us." Jalissa explained. "Yeah, getting terrified out of your wits, I know that kind of feeling, especially when Bobby, CJ, Carl, Carlota, and I were chased by the Candy Goblin during Halloween!" Ronnie Anne said. "Wasn't that Sergio, Sancho, and Carlitos getting back at you for not including them?" Lucy asked. "Yeah, but we didn't know about it at the time and they really tricked us good! Plus, we only know about it now after Aya read Carlitos and Sergio's auras and read their memories during her tenth birthday party!" Ronnie Anne replied. "Thank goodness Luan isn't here, there's no way she'd pass up the chance to make a joke about that." Lucy said. "Anyway..." Jalissa started saying as the flashback showed Ajani holding the whip in his left hand. "Get back, you ugly beast!" Ajani said as he then flogged the whip at the Rolling Calf's right side, causing it to bellow in pain and then run away back into the jungle in sheer terror.
"Good thing we got here, how are you girls doing?" Ajani asked. "D'andre! Ajani! You saved us!" Alvita, Chandice, and Jalissa said in tears before they then started hugging the boys while crying in tears. "It's okay, everything's fine. We'd better head to my place so you can recover." Ajani said. "Good idea." D'Andre said. "We never encountered the Rolling Calf again, but we were permanently scarred mentally. A Jamaican superstition says that if you hear ringing in your ears, that's a sign of a Rolling Calf behind you, and we can't hear it without freaking out." Jalissa explained. "Oh Man! That's terrible, Jalissa! It must have been a harrowing experience for you and your best friends!" Ronnie Anne said. "Yeah, it really was!" Jalissa said. "By the way, Jalissa, how did D'andre and Ajani find you and friends when the Rolling Calf was chasing you and how did your parents react when they found out about what happened to you guys?" Lucy asked. "To answer the first question, D'andre and Ajani were actually quite worried about us, especially since we were out at night during our treasure hunt, so they, with their parents' permission of course, decided to go out searching for us! It wasn't until they our screaming that they were able track us down!" Jalissa explained.
"And our parents were more concerned with our safety." She added. "Of course, given the situation we were in and how the event traumatized us for life, our parents decided not to punish us and instead did everything they can to comfort us, including telling us comforting bedtime stories and singing us soothing lullabies! Also, in case you're wondering about the treasure chests that Chandice and Alvita took, well, Chandice ended up donating the doubloons to a museum and got paid in a huge amount of cold hard cash while Alvita ended up keeping the jewelry and sharing some of it with us and our mothers!" Jalissa explained. "Aww!" Ronnie Anne went before steeling her resolve. "Jalissa, I know you're scared, but Casey needs your help, we need your help, in fighting Chainotaur." Ronnie Anne said. "But what good could I be? I don't have any cool powers like you guys!" Jalissa said. "Not yet, you don't!" Ronnie Anne said, pulling out the box AkaRed instructed to give Jalissa.
"Huh? What is that?" Jalissa asked in confusion. "During the Pecadra battle, a shockwave breached the dimensional wall, hitting 27 people and bathing them in a different colored light. Amongst them were Becky, Ricky, Dodge, Aya, Azalee, and apparently, you." Ronnie Anne started explaining. That took Lucy and Rocky by surprise while Jalissa gulped nervously. "When the shockwave hit you, that was you being chosen. Chosen to join us, as a Lucharanger." Ronnie Anne explained, opening the box revealing a Teal colored Lucha Changer with a leaf symbol. That caused Jalissa to gasp in shock. "Me?" She asked. "Yes, with Coney as your partner. That's why she felt so drawn to you." Ronnie Anne explained. While Jalissa was shocked about that, she was also quite scared. "I can't do it, Ronnie Anne! That monster is still out there and I'm too scared to go anywhere near him, because he reminds of the Rolling Calf!" Jalissa said in complete fright before crying.
Ronnie Anne placed a comforting hand on Jalissa's shoulder. "Jalissa, I understand you're scared, I get scared every time I receive the alert! Heck, I know firsthand how dangerous the Pecadiablos can be." Ronnie Anne said, placing her other hand over the spot Orgullo slashed her, leaving a scar. That caused Jalissa to gasp in shock. "But I'm able to push that fear aside, why? Because I focus on what I'm fighting for. My family, everyone I know and love." Ronnie Anne said. "Also, if it helps, Ronnie Anne and I saw Azalee use her Alchemy powers to help Casey break Chainotaur's usually unbreakable chains before we came here looking for you!" Jaxondor added. "All you have to do is focus on what you would be fighting for. Your parents and that baby brother who will be arriving in a few months." Ronnie Anne said, taking Jalissa's hands and placing the Teal Lucha Changer in it. "By the way, while we're here, I think it's about that I summon a certain something that you need to clear things up with!" Lucy said, much to Jalissa and Ronnie Anne's shock. "Whoa! Wait a minute, Lucy! Are you saying that you're going to summon the Rolling Calf over here?!" Ronnie Anne asked in shock, much to Jalissa's fright. "That may be going a bit too far, Lucy!" Jaxondor warned.
"Yeah! If anything, the Rolling Calf would try to kill me upon recognizing me!" Jalissa added in fright. "Just a suggestion." Lucy said. 'Perhaps I'll just summon it later, while Jalissa goes up against Chainotaur, that is!' Lucy mentally noted while crossing her fingers behind her back. "Yeah, sorry about that! My girlfriend can be a bit on the morbid side, if you know what I mean!" Rocky said. "Just be glad she's the only one of Lincoln's 10 sisters that are here." Ronnie Anne said as Jalissa looked at the Lucha Changer, thinking about what Ronnie Anne said.
Back With The Heroes...
Aya, Nyansipo, Atea, Andros, Phixia, Tytus, Falkyrie, and Vulturion were all surrounding Shockwing, who was putting up a better fight than expected. "You are all laughably weak!" Shockwing said. "Just surrender peacefully, and I can almost guarantee that Overlord Laharl won't be as rough, dood!" Arsene called, catching Shockwing's attention. He then turned around to see the three Prinnies all glaring at him, much to his chagrin. "What?! You Three Again?! I thought I got rid you meddling Prinnies before I made it back here! How are you three even here?!" Shockwing asked in shock, annoyance, and confusion. "Apparently, the rift you made us fall through just happens to be in this world as well, albeit at a different location, dood!" Arsene answered. "Yeah, dood! We were lucky that we fell into a dumpster filled with garbage that was soft enough for us to prevent ourselves from exploding, dood!" Derrick said. "Though, I really wish that we had landed in something that was cleaner, like a mattress, because that garbage really stinks, dood!" Elliott complained.
"But that doesn't matter, dood! On behalf of Overlord Laharl and Master Etna, we are here to drag you back to finish your Prinny punishment, dood!" Arsene declared. "Here's what I think of Laharl and Etna!" Shockwing said, holding up his wings. "Because it's not obvious, I'm flipping them off." He clarified. "Okay, now that's very rude, dood!" Elliott said. "Deal with it! I didn't betray her family just to go back into servitude upon death!" Shockwing said, pointing to Aya. That caused the three Prinnies to gasp in shock. "I can't believe I once considered you a friend!" Aya seethed. "Well, it's you and your own sister's fault for being so gullible!" Shockwing retorted. Aya growled in anger.
With the riders...
While Sakura was looking after Lincoln, who still in agonizing pain from getting stung by Malokurage earlier, Edge and Clyde were keeping their wits against Malokurage. "I seriously doubt my venom will have any effect here!" Aurachnid said as something charged in the ground like it was in water and struck Malokurage before jumping out revealing Daiki who had Lisa on his back wearing scuba gear. "Whoa! Nice entrance, Daikai! But, how are you able to move through solid ground like that?" Clyde asked in confusion. "Don't underestimate us Homunculi Guardians!" Daikai said, spitting a tentacle out and giving it to Lisa. "This should help make an antidote for Lincoln-san!" He said. "Much appreciated, Daikai!" Lisa replied as she grabbed the tentacle while wearing gloves. "So why did you ask us to come here, Edge-sama?" Daikai asked. "Since the Irukandji Jellyfish has plenty of predators, including the Humpback Whale, which is what you're partially based on, Daikai, I believe I can turn the tables on her by using three of your Core Medals in my driver!" Edge suggested.
"You mean these?" Daikai asked, holding up three of his core medals and tossing them to Edge. "Arigato!" Edge said, taking out the Core Medals he currently had and loading the new ones in. "Here's hoping I don't end up like the last guy who used these!" He said, running the O Scanner over the driver. Then Edge did the same pose as his transformation.
Same (Shark)! Kujira (Whale)! Ookamiuo (Wolffish)! (~Surfer Music~) Sa-ra-mi-uo! Sa! Ra! Mi-uo! (*Waves crashing*)
That's when the images surrounding Edge stopped and showed the symbols of the Same, Kujira, and Ookamiuo Core Medals before they then merged into one symbol and attached itself to Edge's chest to convert his form into a brand new form that has an aqua-colored shark-themed helmet with three fins (on top fin and two side fins) and peach-colored eyes, a pair of dark blue-colored shoulder armor shaped like whale tails and two gauntlets shaped like two halves of a whale's head, and crimson-colored Wolffish-themed leg armor that had fin-shaped blades that extend from the knees to the toes as well as some on the thighs. That form's name is the Saramiuo Combo. Slamming the Kujira Sluggers, the pair of gauntlets on his arms, together, Edge glared Malokurage down. "Prepare to go down to Davy Jones' Locker!" Edge declared, charging at the Irukandji Jellyfish Kaijin. "Fret not, older brother unit, in a minute, everything will be ready!" Lisa said.
As she said that, we see Lisa experimenting with the severed tentacle of Malokurage and comparing it with the Irukandji Jellyfish antivenom she already has. "I hope you know what you're doing, Lisa!" Lincoln said. "Have I ever not?" Lisa asked. "Do you really want me to answer that?" Lincoln asked as Lisa pulled out a syringe with a hypodermic needle that she filled with the anti venom. "Touche, but I assure you, this time, I do." Lisa said, pulling Lincoln's pants down some, making Sakura flinch and cover her eyes. "You might feel a slight pinch." She said. As soon as she said that, Lisa quickly pricked Lincoln at his butt with the syringe, causing him to yelp in pain. "He'll be fine in a couple of minutes." Lisa said. "Okay, Lisa-chan, but did you really have to pull down his pants and expose his butt in front of me?!" Sakura asked while flustered. "It's like an Epi-pen, the best place to inject it is the thigh, and while it's true that you can inject it through clothing, it's more fun this way, plus as his sister, it's one of my responsibilities to embarrass him." Lisa stated.
Still though, I would have preferred that you not do that, especially since I never actually seen Lincoln-kun naked before and he most certainly hasn't seen me naked either!" Sakura retorted, only to cover her mouth upon realizing what she just said. "My apologies." Lisa said, packing up.
With the other Lucharangers...
Even with his chains being damaged, Chainotaur was a lot stronger than they anticipated, especially with his horns, his axe, and the flames that he spews from his eyes. "Ha! You humans are pathetic!" Chainotaur said, picking up Sid and Casey by their throats. "Oh No! Sid! Casey!" Laird said in fright. "HAHAHA! I'm going to enjoy choking you two like chickens for the slaughter!" Chainotaur said with a wicked grin as he then started tightening his grip around Sid and Casey's necks. However, a bolt of lightning, accompanied by a swarm of leaves struck Chainotaur, forcing him to let go of the two. "Ow! Hey, what the actual hell?! Who did that?!" Chainotaur asked in anger and confusion. "Touch my girlfriend and friend like that again, and you'll receive much worse!" Ronnie Anne said as everyone looked to see her and Jalissa, who was still visibly scared, with Conerrapingo on her shoulder. "Ronnie Anne!" Sid said in delight. "Jalissa!/Conerrapingo!" Casey and Trisaurus said in equal delight upon seeing their own girlfriends. "Remember what I told you." Ronnie Anne told Jalissa. "*GULP!* Okay, I'll try!" Jalissa said nervously. Breathing in and out, Jalissa focused on the idea of protecting her parents and unborn brother before steeling her resolve and raising her arm revealing the Teal Lucha Changer. "Lucha Power!" She called, ringing the bell.
Morphing Sequence
Jalissa was standing in the middle of a wrestling wring with the leaf symbol, specifically shaped like the Grassium Z symbol, on the ground as electricity transformed her outfit into a Teal-colored version of the female Lucharangers' uniform. Conerrapingo squeaked as she descended onto Jalissa's head, transforming into a helmet resembling her head. "Nature Power! LuchaTeal!" Jalissa called. "Knew it!" Azalee said. The sight of it all took Casey and Trisaurus by complete surprise. "You have got to be kidding me!" Iracundo, who was watching from a nearby rooftop, said. "A fourteenth Lucharanger?! And it's LuchaRed's girlfriend of all people?!" He added. "Oh, Orgullo isn't going to be happy about this!" He said. "Another one? Big whoop!" Chainotaur said as Jalissa raised her arm and summoned several vines from the ground. "What in the world?!" Chainotaur asked in confusion. "Conerrapingo's power is over nature, this allows her to manipulate all kinds of plant life!" Trisaurus said as Jalissa tightened her fist, allowing the vines to form a giant fist which she then used to slam ontop of Chainotaur.
That caused Chainotaur to get temporarily stunned before he then shook his head and said "So, you wanna play rough, huh? Well, then, let's play!" before he then charged towards the vines and then chopped them all into pieces with his axe. He then charged at Jalissa, getting ready to attack the still scared girl, but Casey rushed over, raising his arms in an 'X' form, turning them into metal, stopping the ax with a loud *CLANG!* "If you want to hurt the girl I love, you're going to have to go through me first!" Casey and Trisaurus yelled out together. "Casey!/Trisaurus!" Jalissa and Conerrapingo called out, only for Chainotaur to start hopping up and down holding his foot in pain, allowing Casey to get up easily. "Fool! While in this form, I can make my entire body metal!" Casey said.
That's when Casey went and charged towards Chainotaur and started relentlessly beating him up left and right multiple times with his metal-coated fists before he then delivered one final punch at Chainotaur's crotch, causing the Minotaur/Rolling Calf-themed demon to whimper while covering the afflicted area in pain. "Yeah! That's the way!" Ronnie Anne said. Shockwing quickly noticed Chainotaur's predicament and decided to do something about it. "Uh Oh! Looks like my ally is in trouble! Good thing I had stolen a load of Magic Extracts along with the Dimension Hopper in case of certain emergencies!" Shockwing said as he then pulled out a brown glass bottle with some sort of liquid in it. "Here, Chainotaur! Catch!" Shockwing shouted as he threw the bottle towards Chainotaur, who quickly grabbed it with his right hand. "What's this stuff?" Chainotaur asked in confusion. "It's called a Magic Extract! Drink it and you'll soon find out what it does!" Shockwing answered. "Okay, if you say so!" Chainotaur said as he removed the d then drank down the contents of the bottle. As soon he drank down the last drop, Chainotaur suddenly felt great power surging through him while his body healed up in an instant and also gained a bit more muscle mass. "Oh Yeah! Now we're talking! I feel more powerful than before and I healed up quite nicely too! Not to mention that I got bigger muscles now!" Chainotaur said in delight, much to the Lucharangers' chagrin.
"We may need to pull out the big guns here! MaxLucha Power!" Ronnie Anne said, entering her own MaxLucha Mode before pulling out the Dekaranger key while Sid did the same with the Shinkenger key, Casey pulled out the Ryusoulger Key, Sameer the ToQger key, Nikki the Kirameiger key, and Laird the Magiranger Key. Then, after inserting the keys, twisting them, and then ringing the bell twice, Ronnie Anne gained DekaRed's S.W.A.T. Armor and weapon. While Sid gained Super ShinkenBlue's cloak, Casey obtained RyusoulRed Noblesse's cloak and the Ryusoul Calibur, Sameer gained Hyper ToQ Yongo's Armor and the Daikaiten Cannon, Nikki received Kiraful Go Pink's Armor and Bow, and Laird recieved Legend MagiYellow's Armor and Dial Rod. "Hah! You think that is going to stop me? I'm already powered up and everything!" Chainotaur said boastfully. Suddenly, a vine popped up out of the ground in front of Chainotaur as a small red bulb opened up and unleashed a burst of pollen in the Pecadiablo's face, making him cough as he breathed the stuff in. "Hey! What did you just do to me?" Chainotaur asked in confusion. "No way! Did you seriously just use a Tricky Bud?" Trisaurus asked Conerrapingo while laughing.
"What's a Tricky Bud, Trisaur?" Casey asked in confusion. "My signature technique. Not only can I manipulate existing plant life, I can create it as well! The tricky buds are a special type of flower I invented, each with a different type of pollen that has a different effect depending on the color of the bud, in the case of the red bud, it's pollen causes temporary paralysis!" Conerrapingo explained. No sooner did Conerrapingo said that, Chainotaur's body to stop moving and be still as a statue, minus his mouth. "Can't... Move... A Muscle!" Chainotaur complained. "Nice! How long does the temporary paralysis last?" Ronnie Anne asked. "With one red Tricky Bud, I say about a minute!" Conerrapingo answered. "More than enough time!" Ronnie Anne said as they all prepared their upgraded Sentai's signature finishers.
That's when Ronnie Anne, Sameer, Nikki, and Laird fired out their finishers from their respective weapons, blasting Chainotaur, right before Sid and Casey went and sent a few energy slashes at Chainotaur, causing an explosion cloud to form. "Yes! That's how it's done!" Ronnie Anne said in victory. Unfortunately, Chainotaur can be heard saying "I don't think so!", causing the Lucharangers to gasp as they see Chainotaur is not only moving again, but he was visibly unharmed. "What?! How's that even possible?!" Sid asked in confusion. "Allow me to explain! The Magic Extract has the ability to not only heal battle damage and increase the strength of its consumers, but it also gives their bodies the ability to become more durable against the most damaging attacks! In other words, your days are numbered, you color-coded heroes!" Shockwing explained, much to the heroes' chagrin. "Dang It!" The Lucharangers shouted in frustration. "Ha Ha! You Lucharangers are in for it now!" Chainotaur said. However, before he could do anything, Chainotaur heard a ringing in his ears. "Uh, does anyone else hear a ringing in their ears or is it just me?" Chainotaur asked in confusion. "Apparently, it's not just you! What's with the ringing?" Casey asked in confusion as he and the other Lucharangers also heard the ringing too, including Jalissa, who started getting frightened. Then, everyone heard a loud bellow as they then turned around to see something that only Jalissa recognized. "No! It can't be!" Jalissa said in fright as what everyone saw was none other than the Rolling Calf, the same one that Jalissa encountered a year ago. However what's more surprising was that two people were riding on it, specifically Lucy and Rocky. "Really, Lucy?!" Ronnie Anne asked in frustration. "Sorry, couldn't resist." Lucy said.
"Yeah! I tried to convince her not to do it, but she did it anyway!" Rocky said. "Somewhat understandable, but, why are you two riding on its back and how you are able to tolerate its smell?!" Ronnie Anne asked while waving her hands from the Rolling Calf's stench. "To answer the last question, I've smelled worser things than burnt fur! Anyway, the preferred term would be "he", not "it", since I forgot to mention that all Rolling Calves are males, due to the fact that they were actually the spirits of men, usually butchers or farmers, who were wicked and dishonest during their life time! In this one's case, he was actually a farmer named Vittorio who was also an alcoholic and he liked to play gambling games, which he almost never loses at, though his alcoholism and his anger issues as well as his boastful in-your-face attitude whenever he wins a bet tend to make him rather irritating towards his fellow men! It wasn't until he lost a bet to another man, which was his first and only loss, that he really blew his temper and tried to kill the man in a fistfight, only to end up falling over a cliff and drowned into the sea! How do I know that, you ask? I was able to find a spell that can allow him talk like the human being he once was and I asked him about what his life as a living person was! Also, to answer your first question, I was able to convince him to help us after I told him that Chainotaur is here, since he wasn't very happy that he escaped on his watch about a year ago!" Lucy said. "She's right about everything!" The Rolling Calf spoke, much to everyone's shock and confusion. "Okay, that's just freaky." Aurachnid said.
"Eep!" Jalissa said in fright while hiding behind Casey. "Relax, Jalissa, he's not going to hurt you." Lucy assured. "Huh?" Jalissa asked in confusion. "She's right, Jalissa! Lucy told me everything! I guess I should apologize to you and your friends for everything that happened that night, since it was actually my fault this happened! You see, I was taking a short nap in my cave, since I've been guarding the area for the last 5,000 years and I thought that should take a momentary break while there was nobody around, before I got woken up by the sound of Chainotaur's escape and arrived at the scene after realizing that I was sleeping on the job! Initially, when I saw you with the opened box and your friends holding the treasure chests that were holding Magigo's personal doubloons and jewelry, I thought you three were greedy thieves that foolishly released Chainotaur after thinking there was treasure in that box, so, needless to say, I was outraged and blamed you for Chainotaur's escape. I then completely lost my temper and decided to take my anger out you and your friends by chasung you and trying to gore you with my horns, though I was stopped by those two boys and was scared off by one of them with a tarred whip, which really hurt!" The Rolling Calf explained. "Although, in hindsight, that was probably well warranted." He admitted.
"In any case, after I returned to my cave and calmed down, I decided that I needed to reflect on my actions and then I thought back and realized that had I not been taking a nap while you and your friends were digging in the area where the box containing Chainotaur was, I would have came sooner and stopped you from opening the box, which means that it was my fault for failing the duty that Magigo gave me when he tamed me! In any case, I'm very sorry, Jalissa! I hope you forgive me!" The Rolling Calf said in apology. "I guess I can do that." Jalissa nervously said. "Aww, isn't this sweet? Now I can crush all of yo-OWWWW!" Chainotaur shouted. "Let's see if that Magic Extract potion of yours can deal with my special explosive venom!" Aurachnid said as he then jumped off Chainotaur and went back to Clyde. Afterwards, Chainotaur started growling at the golden spider.
"Why you-" Chainotaur started saying as he started swelling up. "-little." He continued saying. "What's happening now and what kind of spider are you, dood?" Derrick asked in confusion when he, Elliott, and Arsene saw that. "Oh! Where are my manners! My name is Aurachnid! About 5,000 years ago, I was originally an ordinary Bum-eyed Spider before I was turned into this golden form by the Spider God Kwaku Anansi and given the power to turn Akoma, my old partner, and his descendents into the spider warrior through my venom! Now, if anyone from Akoma's bloodline, which includes my current partner Clyde, gets injected with my venom, they gain the ability to turn into the spider warrior! However, if anyone not from Akoma's bloodline, including aliens and demons apparently, gets bitten by me, they die a horrible death, specifically by swelling up like a balloon and then explode!" Aurachnid explained as he pointed at Chainotaur, who was swelling up even further. "It might be best if you guys cover your ears, or ear holes in you three's case!" Aurachnid warned, to which the three Prinnies covered their ears. However, after a few seconds have passed, nothing happened, much to Aurachnid's confusion. "Huh? Where's the Kaboom? There was supposed to be a fiery Kaboom!" Aurachnid said in confusion as then gasped in shock to see that Chainotaur was fully swollen up like a balloon, but didn't explode. "Are you kidding me?! Just what does it take to destroy him?!" Aurachnid asked in frustration. "Perhaps I'll have a go at him! I'll breathe incredibly hot air at his body from my nostrils and then I'll pop him with my horns!" The Rolling Calf suggested.
"Well, it's better than doing nothing at all! Go right ahead!" Casey said. "Gladly!" The Rolling Calf said while Lucy and Rocky got off of him before he then walked towards the inflated Chainotaur and blew out incredibly hot air at the Pecadiablo. "Hot, Hot, Hot!" Chainotaur yelled in pain with his body turning bright red, right before the Rolling Calf stepped back a little and then charged towards the inflated Pecadiablo with his horns forward. Finally, the Rolling Calf pierced his horns into Chainotaur's inflated body, causing Chainotaur exclaim "Oh Blast!" before he then finally exploded. "Nice!" Rocky said. "Don't celebrate just yet." Ronnie Anne said as Chainotaur grew big. "You Messed With This Bull, And Now You're Gonna Get Squashed Under My Hooves!" Chainotaur declared, much to the Rolling Calf's shock. "We'll handle it from here!" Ronnie Anne said. "I'll help you guys with Alchemy Axe!" Azalee said. "As for me, I'll help the Kamen Riders against Malokurage and then move on to helping Aya and the others against Shockwing!" Jalissa said. "Be careful, Jalissa!" Casey said. "I will." Jalissa said. "Alebrije Henkei!" The seven Lucharangers shouted, taking on their Alebrije Mech Forms. "Alebrije Gattai!" The first six shouted. "Alebrije Busou!" Azalee shouted.
That's when the six main Alebrije Mechs quickly combined into LuchaKing while the Phoelacandra mech transformed into the Alchemy Axe. After LuchaKing caught the Alchemy Axe in its hands, the Lucharangers announced "LuchaKing! Alchemy Axe!". "Skyring, descend!" The Lucharangers shouted, pointing the Alchemy Axe in the air, summoning the skyring. "What on Earth is that thing?" The Rolling Calf asked in confusion. "The Skyring, the Lucharangers use it to prevent unnecessary collateral damage." Lucy explained. "Plus, it fits their Luchador motif!" Rocky added. "Follow us if you dare, Chainotaur!" Ronnie Anne declared as LuchaKing flew up into the ring. "Oh, I'll definitely dare! Especially since my chains are now repaired!" Chainotaur said, who was shown to have his chains repaired, before he then spread out his wings and flew up to the Sky Ring.
With the riders...
Malokurage was deep trouble as her stinging tentacles have no effect on Edge's Saramiuo Combo, especially since he was able to smack some of them away with his Kujira Sluggers on his arms and slice a few others with the Sole Fin Blades on his legs. "No, No, No! This is impossible! I'm supposed be the most deadliest animal in the ocean! I can't be defeated by the likes of you!" Malokurage said in sheer panic. "Sorry, Kurage-san, but even animals like you are prey to the Ocean Kings!" Edge declared as he pulled out the O Scanner and ran it over the driver.
Scanning Charge!
Edge then puts the two Kujira Sluggers together, creating an energy construct of a whale's head, and charged at Malokurage with it. Then, the whale energy construct swallowed Malokurage whole and then shot her out through a stream of water from its blowhole, right before Edge jumped upwards and rode the stream upwards with his feet forwards and shouted "Saramiuo Break!" while his legs were covered in a crimson aura that converted into an energy construct of a Wolffish's head. Afterwards, the construct chomped Malokurage while Edge shouted "SEIYA!" and kicked through her. "You may have won the battle, but the war is far from over! Shocker Banzai!" Malokurage declared while exploding. "Holy Shamoly!" Jalissa said upon arriving to the scene. "You can say that again!" Lincoln said.
Meanwhile...
"Alchemy Break!" Azalee called out. That caused the blades of the Alchemy Axe to glow in a Vermilion color. "Oh No, You Don't!" Chainotaur declared as he then wrapped his chains around the handle of the Alchemy Axe and yanked it out of LuchaKing's hands. "Hey! Let me go!" Azalee called out. "I don't think so!" Chainotaur said before he actually used the Alchemy Break attack on LuchaKing. That caused great damage to LuchaKing as it staggered from the attack. "Guys!" Azalee called as Chainotaur started laughing. "Oh man, they need help! Aya?" Jalissa asked as LuchaAmber was currently squaring off against Shockwing in her LuchaHyena mode. "Kind of busy at the moment!" Aya said unfortunately. She then turned to the Kamen Riders and asked "Can't you guys help them?" in worry. "Aquarion may be able to help, especially if we can rescue Azalee, but it might not be enough." Lincoln said, looking at Jalissa. "What are you looking at me for?" Jalissa asked in confusion. "As a Lucharanger, you have all the same powers as Ronnie Anne-chan tachi, you can help them here too!" Sakura said. "And that includes the ability to take on an Alebrije mech form!" Clyde added. Jalissa looked up to see LuchaKing being attacked by the Alchemy Axe, Azalee saying 'Sorry!' each time. "Alright." Jalissa said, steeling her resolve. "Alebrije Henkei!" She announced.
Transformation Sequence
Jalissa was back in the wrestling ring that's formed in her morphing sequence as a various types of trees and plants surrounded the ring and various types of leaves flew around her. Then, her body became metallic, Jamaican Mango (species of hummingbird) wings sprouted from her back, a Jamaican Slider (species of freshwater turtle/terrapin) tail grew, her arms and legs became metallic and morphed into Jamaican Coney (A species of rodent native to Jamaica) legs with webbed terrapin feet as she grew and then squeaked as she transformed into the Conerrapingo mech. Jalissa then flew up to the Skyring. "Let's join them and give a helping hand!" Lincoln said. "Vectors, Launch!" He, Sakura, and Clyde all shouted, launching their Vectors. "Question, Lisa-chan, when am I ever going to get a Vector of my own?" Edge asked Lisa. "I haven't really thought about that." Lisa admitted. "Sakura, I'll let you take the lead for this one!" Lincoln said, allowing his girlfriend to take lead in formation. "Arigato, Lincoln-kun!" Sakura replied. "Nenshin!" Clyde and Aurachnid called. "Gattai!" Lincoln called. "Go, Aquarion!" Sakura called as the three Vectors started combining. "Aquarion Jewel!" Sakura called as the interdimensional warrior robot landed in the Skyring.
"Another one? Big deal! You're no match for me, especially since I've got two axes now!" Chainotaur declared as he held up his own axe in his right hand and the Alchemy Axe in his left hand. Suddenly, a swarm of leaves filled the Skyring and struck Chainotaur several times, forcing him to let go of the Alchemy Axe, which Aquarion quickly caught. "Daijobu, Azalee-chan?" Sakura asked. "I am now! Who just saved me, by the way?" Azalee asked. "Over here!" Jalissa called as she landed into the skyring. "Huh? A turtle, hummingbird, rat thing?" Chainotaur asked in confusion. "Jamaican Slider, Jamaican Mango, and Jamaican Coney, to be more specific." Lisa stated. "And Kawaii!" Sakura beamed. "Um, thanks, Sakura!" Conerrapingo said with a blush. "Alright, now, *Gulp!* Let's do this! Alebrije Busou!" Jalissa called.
That's when the Conerrapingo mech flew up and started transforming. First, the limbs folded into the shell while the wings detached themselves from the back. Next, the Conerrapingo mech's head, neck, and tail detached themselves from the body by sliding out of the shell, inwards for the tail and outwards for the head and neck, revealing a long sword blade set behind the neck, which acted as a handle with the head tipped at the end, and had the tail set at its tip, right before the wings attached themselves to each side near the base of the blade to act as the crossguard. Finally, after LuchaKing caught the now transformed Conerrapingo mech, which had now taken on the form of a sword and shield set, the Mecha made a gallant pose while Jalissa announced "LUCHAKING! NATURE KNIGHT!". "Wow, I was not expecting that." Axolota commented as she and Mambana watched from the well in the temple. "I took inspiration from GaoElephant, one of the Hyakajuu Sentai Gaoranger's Power Animals, who has a similar Busou formation." AkaRed explained. "But Conerrapingo doesn't have any Elephant parts." Mambana said. "Yeah, but since Batelegong is already part of the team, I had to improvise." AkaRed said. "Of course, it helps that Conerrapingo is part-turtle, since the shell itself makes for a perfect shield!" He added.
"Do you really think that's supposed to scare me?" Chainotaur asked, guffawing in laughter. "We'll make you eat those words! Vine Rapier!" Jalissa said as the blade for Conerrapingo transformed into that of a Rapier. "Big deal! I can easily cut that through with my own axe!" Chainotaur said as he drew out his axe and charged towards LuchaKing. Chainotaur tried slashing at LuchaKing, only for the mech to block his attack with the shield before striking Chainotaur in the unarmored part of his chest with the sword like a fencer. That caused Chainotaur to stagger back in pain. "Sugoi, Jalissa-chan! Where did you learn those moves?" Sakura asked in amazement. "I was on my school's fencing team before we left." Jalissa explained. "Cool! You know, we do actually have fencing activities at Chavez Academy!" Casey said. "Duly noted!" Jalissa said as Chainotaur got up and growled at the two mechas.
"You're going to pay for that, little girl! You know, if I had known that it was you who had freed me from the box that Magigo trapped me in 5,000 years ago, I would thanked you by giving you and your friends a quick and painless death before I would go out and cause mayhem all across the earth, the latter of which I did in secret, since I had no idea about what became of Master Iracundo and the other Pecadiablos until I felt their presence a year later and was then called over by Master Iracundo a few hours ago! However, since you are now fighting against me, I'll make sure that your death would be slow and extremely painful!" Chainotaur declared as he then had the chains around his body come alive and be tipped with flames before unleashing them like tentacles. However, before he could do anything, a small projectile hit him in the back. "Ow! Hey! What hit me?!" Chainotaur asked in anger and confusion.
Suddenly, LuchaKaiser and LuchaWild flew into the Skyring, with LuchaWild grabbing the Lucha Ball that had just hit Chainotaur. "Sorry we're late, those Demi and War Diablos were such a pain!" Becky said. On the ground, Aya looked up. "Well, since they're here, do you guys mind taking care of this without me?" Aya asked everyone. "Might as well! At least I would pay that guy back for summoning Poseidon in the first place!" Edge replied. "Thank you! Alebrije Henkei!" Aya called, transforming into the Vularena mech. "Alebrije Busou!" She called, transforming into the Spirit Bowgun, which LuchaKaiser caught. "Mind if I cut in?" She asked. "Not at all, Aya!" Adelaide replied. "Becky-chan, Dodge-chan, Ricky-kun, catch!" Sakura called, tossing the Alchemy Axe to LuchaWild. As soon as LuchaWild caught the Alchemy Axe, Becky said "Thanks!". "And just to make sure we finish him!" Sakura said, hitting the button that initiated the Big Bang Smasher. "Huh? What's going on now?" Chainotaur asked in confusion as Aquarion Jewel started charging up the twin turbines on its chest.
"Okay, I have so many questions, but we can save that for later! Nature Blade Frenzy!" Jalissa called. "Spirit Cannon!" Aya called. "Alchemy Slice and Dice!" Azalee called. "Big Bang Smasher!" Sakura called. That's when the blade for Conerrapingo changed back into its regular shape before it was then charged with teal-colored energy and surrounded by flying leaves while elongating in size. The Alchemy Axe charged up and grew in size as the Spirit Bowgun started charging. Then, LuchaKing went and made a great big slash with the elongated leaf-covered blade of its sword towards Chainotaur while LuchaWild sent the Alchemy Axe downwards with its blades glowing in vermilion-colored energy, LuchaKaiser fired the giant arrow, and Aquarion Jewel unleashed two white energy waves from its twin turbines. The four finishers combined and charged straight towards Chainotaur who tried to stop them with his hands, but it was all for naught. "AAAAAAAAAGH! I'VE BEEN SENT TO THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE!" Chainotaur yelled in agony before he finally exploded. "Am I the only one who's starting to get pleasure from this?" Laird asked, tossing the lock out of LuchaKing, allowing it to suck up Chainotaur's essence.
"You really need a girlfriend." Ronnie Anne told Laird. "Yeah, that's what I was thinking too!" Laird admitted sheepishly. "So, Jalissa-chan, how does it feel, now that you've helped us defeat Chainotaur?" Sakura asked. "Oddly satisfying." Jalissa admitted. "By the way, what's up with your finisher name? Big Bang Smasher?" She asked. "I'm not sure why it's named like that to begin with! The only people that would know why would be the people at Neo-DEAVA!" Sakura answered. "Sounds like they've got some pretty perverted people if they've got a euphemism like that!" Nikki said.
Meanwhile, at a tux shop on Vega...
"ACHOO!" Andy sneezed loudly. "You alright, Andy?" Amata asked as the two, along with Cayenne and Kagura, were getting fitted for tuxedoes. "Yeah, I just sneezed for no reason at all! It's like somebody was talking about me from far away!" Andy answered. "Well, just as long as you're okay." Amata said, walking off. "Hey, while he's distracted, have you two noticed something off about Mikono lately?" Cayenne asked Andy and Kagura. "Off? What do you mean?" Andy asked. "It's like she's constantly worried and hiding something!" Cayenne replied. Andy and Kagura looked at each other in confusion. "Actually, now that I think about it, a couple of weeks ago, I overheard Mikono and Zessica talking while I was digging." Andy said. "Really? What were they saying?" Cayenne asked. "I only caught the latter half of the conversation, but Mikono was telling Zessica about how much she appreciates her and MIX helping her through some trying time she's experiencing and keeping something a secret, what that was, I didn't get the chance to learn as MIX soon filled my hole forcing me out." Andy explained.
Kagura couldn't help but laugh at Andy after hearing that. Andy glared at Amata's Dark Half/Brother. "Actually, I overheard a conversation between the three of them the other day." Kagura admitted. "Really? What did you hear, Kagura?" Cayenne asked. "And try not to use that backwards speech of yours, it's super confusing." Andy said. "Right, of course! I'll try!" Kagura replied. "Anyway, I heard Zessica telling Mikono about how she's over thinking something, and that Amata would be literally flying with happiness, and MIX was telling her that the only person she should really be concerned about with this is you." Kagura told Cayenne. "What exactly is this something that MIX would think that I should be concerned about?" Cayenne asked. "I don't know." Kagura admitted. That caused Cayenne to facepalm in annoyance.
Meanwhile...
Shockwing looked up to see Chainotaur get sealed and growled in annoyance. "D'OH! And after all that effort to help him, he got blown up twice anyway!" Shockwing complained. "Give up now, and maybe Overlord Laharl will be merciful, dood!" Arsene ordered. "I DON'T THINK SO!" A loud booming voice declared as Iracundo jumped down, blasting everyone away with fire. "Quick, dood! Somebody catch us before we hit the ground, dood!" Derrick called out in fright as he, Elliott, and Arsene were sent flying and were about to hit the ground. Phixia quickly caught the three with her telekinesis. "*Sigh!* Thanks, dood! That was a close one, dood! Any second later and we would all have gone Kablooey, dood!" Elliott said in relief. "Okay, that's starting to get annoying." Phixia muttered. "Shockwing, Orgullo has ordered that I rescue you, he says you are of further use." Iracundo said.
"Really? Thanks, Iracundo!" Shockwing replied in delight. "Be warned, humans! This is not the last you'll be seeing of me!" Shockwing said, hopping on Iracundo's back, allowing the Pecadiablo of Wrath to fly off. That made Tytus really infuriated. "Let's go, Falkyrie, Vulturion." Tytus told Falkyrie and Vulturion as the three spread their wings and took off. "Oh man, who's going to have to tell Overlord Laharl and Master Etna that he got away, dood?" Arsene asked. "Not it, dood!" Elliott and Derrick called. "Dang it, dood!" Arsene said.
Later...
"You let him escape?!" A booming voice called from a magic window. The source of the voice belongs to a female demon, who had the appearance of a relatively small and thin-bodied flat-chested fourteen-year-old gothic girl with red hair tied in a twintail style shaped like flaming leaves, pointed ears, small red wings on her back, and a long tin red tail that's tipped with a heart-shaped arrow point, all of which makes her resemble a succubus, and wearing a short bat-themed bra-like top, a black pair of really short shorts with a white belt and two Prinny-themed wallets at the back of them, short black gloves with red rings around then, a pair of skull-shaped earrings, and black thigh-high boots with red stockings underneath, as she can be seen from the other side of the magic mirror alongside a very young-looking male humanoid demon, who appears to be preteen boy who had short blue hair with a set of antennae-like hair strands coming off of it, bright red eyes, pointy ears, and a slight muscle build on this thin immature body and, while he wasn't wearing a shirt of any kind, he was wearing a slightly long pair of red pants that were tied at the bottoms with small ribbons, all-brown brown boots on his feet, a set of black fingerless gloves in his hands, and a large red cape around his neck that had two cape trails. "Master Etna, Overlord Laharl, we assure you, we didn't mean to let him escape, dood!" Arsene said.
"He teamed up with these demons called the Pecadiablos and they rescued him before we could capture him, dood!" He added. "Oh great, they're back!" The girl, identified as Etna, said sarcastically. "And here I thought that they were gone forever after my old man defeated them and drove them out of the Netherworld!" The boy, identified as Laharl, said. "Yes, but rest assured, dood! We found some people who are practically experts at fighting them, and we won't rest until he is in our grasp, dood!" Arsene promised, Derrick and Elliott nodding in agreement. "See to it that you don't!" Laharl ordered. "And see if you can find anyone that knows anything about that Beauty Enhancement Potion Shockwing said I 'so desperately need'." Etna ordered. "Yes, Overlord Laharl, Master Etna, dood!" Arsene replied. The window closed. "They sound fun." AkaRed said.
"Yeah, they really do treat us like servants and slaves, but they can be a bit nice, provided that you stay on their good side, that is, dood!" Arsene explained. "Well, you're welcome to stay at the temple with Mambana, Axolota, and I until we can figure out a way to drag Shockwing back to whatever pit you came out of." AkaRed said. "Thanks, we really appreciate that, dood!" Elliott said. "Besides, we don't know where else to stay, anyway, especially since we're not really familiar with this universe, dood!" Derrick said. "We don't even know where to begin looking for that Beauty Potion thing Master Etna asked for, dood!" Arsene said. "I know about it!" Aya said, much to the three Prinnies' surprise. "You do, dood?" Derrick asked. "Of course, it's my ancestor that invented it!" Aya said. "Not only that, but the recipe been passed down through the generations!" She added. "All I need is what's written here and some way to send it to Etna, and problem solved!" Aya said, handing a list of the ingredients needed to Arsene. "What's a Calabash, dood?" Derrick asked, noticing the first thing on the list. "It's better known as the Bottle Gourd, easily identified by its hourglass-like shape! It's a fruit that's related to pumpkins and squash and it's often hollowed out to be used as sort of organic bottle or jar!" Aya explained.
"For the potion, it acts as the container, and as an added bonus, can be used as a water bottle afterwards!" She added, pulling out her own. "Oh! I see, dood! Truth be told, a lot of the ingredients that are on this list, aren't exactly available in the Netherworlds, dood!" Arsene said. "Fortunately, we have connections." Aya said. "Great! Though, there is one problem, dood! We absolutely have no idea how to send the potion to Master Etna, dood!" Elliott said. "The book that speaks of you also speaks of a special magic circle that can open up portals to where you're from." Lucy said, holding up a book, scaring everyone. "Will you please stop doing that, Lucy?! You're nearly giving everyone a heart attack here!" Jalissa complained.
"Sorry, force of habit." Lucy said. "Apologies accepted, dood!" Arsene said. "So, are there any other girls in the Netherworlds, besides Etna, or even in Celestia that would like to have the Beauty Enhancement Potion?" Aya said. "Well, actually, we do know of some girls in the Netherworlds that might like it! One of them would be Master Etna's apprentice Hanako, who, along with her brother Taro, is actually a demon born from human parents that were turned into demons by Overlord Zenon's curse on the human-populated Netherworld Veldime prior to her and her brother's birth, long story on that, and is currently a Demon Lord with the permanent appearance of a not-so-well-endowed nineteen-year-old girl after she, for unexplained reasons, stopped aging at nineteen years old, dood!" Derrick said. "Yeesh! It's that bad, huh?" Nikki asked with a cringe. "Yep! But, Hanako has a rather outgoing personality and doesn't let her appearance stop her from fighting other demon Overlords while traveling, dood!" Derrick said. "Good to know!" Becky said. "Anyway, another girl we know who visited Laharl's castle one time ago is Raspberyl, who's a teacher at a Netherworld called Evil Academy, where, as the name suggests, encourages demon students to be evil and the morals there are reversed, with the most malevolent and misbehaving students being renowned as Honor Students while the more benevolent and well-behaved students being classified as delinquents, with Raspberyl falling under the latter category, due to her kind and rule-abiding behavior, and currently teaching demons to become delinquents like herself, dood!" Elliott said. "Dang! Talk about a real Topsy-Turvey school system!" Sameer noted. "Yeah, Evil Academy can be really confusing for newcomers, especially humans that get transferred there from the Human World, dood! I'm rather glad that the three of us never go there, considering that the main building of the school is a literally massive conflicting mess of environments, such as one part of the school being completely frozen, with the floors and walls covered in ice and another part of the school being filled with lava, which makes it complete hazard zone for Prinnies like us, dood!" Elliott said, causing everyone to shudder at the thought of it. "Yeah, Evil Academy is that bad, no pun intended, dood!" Elliott said. "Anyway, another girl that would like that potion would be Lanzarote, who used to be a musical demon idol that tried to gain Overlordship and seize control over Laharl's throne by using her popularity as an idol to amplify her vocal mind-control powers, though she ended up being defeated by Laharl and was then sent into his servitude as a caretaker for his younger sister Sicily after latter begged her brother not to kill the defeated idol, dood!" Arsene said. "Yikes! Lanzarote must be very lucky to have a merciful person like Sicily to prevent Laharl from killing her!" Sid said in shock. "True, dood! Lanzarote didn't like the idea of being a servant, but at least she was thankful enough to Sicily for saving her from Laharl's wrath, dood!" Derrick said. "Speaking of Sicily, there's something that you guys need to know about her, dood! Apparently, even she's Laharl's biological sister, Sicily is actually an angel, dood!" Elliott said, much to everyone's surprise, minus that of Shintomaru. "Say what? How's that even possible?" Ronnie Anne asked. "I think I can explain it in better detail, since Laharl, Etna, Sicily, and the other people mentioned by the Prinnies are also characters from the Disgaea video game series!" Shintomaru said. "Oh, now I remember where I've seen the Prinnies before! I heard about the Disgaea franchise on the Internet, but I never really played the games!" Nikki realized. "Right! Anyway, it begins with the backstory of Laharl, who was actually the son of the previous Overlord, King Krichevskoy, and an unnamed human witch, who came to the Netherworld to study and then fell in love with King Krichevskoy before later marrying him and then gave birth to Laharl!" Shintomaru explained. "Wait a minute, Shin-kun! Are you saying that Laharl is actually half-human, much like Hima-chan, Tsu-chan, and I are?!" Sakura asked in surprise. "Pretty much! Anyway, about 300 years after he was born, which is possible for his mother to live that long since she's a witch and the effects of the Netherworld that cause the resident demons to age slowly can also effect humans when living there long enough, Laharl caught a terrible disease that cannot be cured by any normal means! The only thing that can cure the disease and save Laharl would be the life of one that loves him! In other words, someone must sacrifice their own life in order to cure Laharl, and that someone was none other than his own mother, who killed herself in front of her son and husband, much to the devastation of the latter! That act of self sacrifice also caused Laharl to hate love, since he never wanted his mother to kill herself in the first place, and have abandonment issues whenever he thinks someone very close to him is about to die!" Shintomaru explained, much to everyone's horror. "Oh My Gosh! That's so sad!" Nikki said in shock. "Yeah, it is! It wasn't until 10,000 years later that he met Flonne, an angel in training, that he was slowly starting to accept love and he even had hints of romantic feelings towards her!" Shintomaru said. "Awwwwww!" The girls said. "But, what about Sicily? How was she Laharl's sister to begin with?" Lincoln asked. "Oh Right! You see, when Laharl's mother sacrificed herself to save her son, she was actually pregnant with Sicily at the time and neither King Krichevskoy nor Laharl even knew about it at the time! While pregnant with Sicily at the time of her sacrifice to save Laharl, Laharl's mother wished that her daughter would not have to suffer the consequences of her decision! Hence, Seraph Lamington, the lead angel of Celestia, decided to save the unborn child and she was raised as an angel in Celestia! As for what happened to Laharl's mother after her self sacrifice, she ended becoming a Prinny because suicide is a very serious sin! Thankfully, she, after watching over Laharl from the distance while working many other Prinnies at his castle, became purified by the Red Moon and her soul moved on to become reincarnated in the next life, though nobody knows who she reincarnated into!" Shintomaru said. "Whoa! So, how did Laharl react when he found out that he had a sister the whole time?" Jalissa asked. "He wasn't really convinced at first, since he wasn't even aware that his mother was pregnant with Sicily at the time of her death, not to mention the fact that Sicily is an angel while Laharl is a demon! It wasn't until when Seraph Lamington explained everything to Laharl and after an incident caused by Etna's older brother Zenolith that nearly destroyed the Netherworld that Laharl finally accepted Sicily as his little sister, though he doesn't getting hugged by her!" Shintomaru explained caused everyone to chuckle a little. "So, should we give Sicily the potion as well?" Aya asked. "Might as well, dood! Her appearance is that of a nine-year-old girl, but she has recently been complaining about having a stinging pain her chest, especially at the nipples, dood!" Derrick said. "Whoa! She must be going through a symptom of early puberty! Well, a demon/angel equivalent of that, I guess! The potion usually works only on girls that are ten and above, but those younger than ten with symptoms of early puberty are the main exception to the rule! So, yeah, I'll make her a potion, too!" Aya said. "Thanks, dood! And while you're at it, you can make one for Flonne too, since, like Etna, she's rather sensitive whenever someone points out her lack of breasts, dood!" Derrick said.
"I'm going to need a lot of Calabashes, but I'd be happy to!" Aya said. "By the way, you said something about only being part human, dood?" Arsene asked Sakura who allowed her wings to unfurl. "Not just for show." She said. "You see, I'm actually part Nature Fairy, since my ancestors were a human ronin named Hoseki Ryu and a Nature Fairy named Naturia!" Sakura explained. "And my friends Hima-chan and Tsu-chan are part Kitsune and Tanuki respectively." She added. "A Kitsune and a Tanuki? That's rather interesting, dood! There are a monster class of fox-like humanoid demons in the Netherworlds simply called the Nine-Tails, which is appropriate because of the number of tails they have, dood! Of course, the only Nine-Tails we've seen are all female and we never saw any males, dood! As for Tanuki, well, we never actually saw any demons that resemble them, dood! Of course, since you've mentioned fairies, there are actual Fairy class demons in the Netherworlds, as they are known for being spell casters that carry large metal lanterns containing Will-O-The-Wisps, which are little sentient spheres of spiritual flame, inside of them while flying around, dood!" Arsene noted. "Really? Sugoi!" Sakura said with interest. "Thanks, dood! Of course, there are other demons that are also mythical beings, such as zombies, succubi, werewolves, vampires, and even Deaths, also known as Grim Reapers, dood!" Arsene explained. "Hold on! Did you just say "vampires"?" Lucy asked with interest. "Yes, I did, dood! In fact, there's actually a vampire named Lord Valvatorez, who's actually a Prinny Instructor in Hades, which is a prison set in the lowest level of a specific Netherworld that also has a Prinny Factory, where souls of sinful humans are converted into Prinnies, and a Prinny Boot Camp/Reeducation Center, where newly made Prinnies are trained by the Prinny Instructor into becoming obedient servants before being sent off to the Netherworlds or Celestia, and is often accompanied by his servant Fenrich, who's a werewolf, dood! In fact, Derrick, Elliott, and I were among the batch of more well-behaved Prinnies that were trained by Lord Valvatorez himself as we were very quick to follow the Prinny Rules and dared not to even break one rule, especially the first Prinny Rule, which is to always include the word "dood" in every line we speak, dood! Seriously, the punishment for Prinnies that break those rules, especially the first one, would be punished and have to start their training all over from beginning and also be made to clean the most disgusting and smelliest toilets with a toothbrush instead of a toilet brush! Of course, Prinnies that are well-behaved still clean the toilets, though with a toilet brush and only on the less messy toilets, dood! Thankfully, while he is intimidating, Lord Valvatorez does care about us Prinnies when we're well-behaved and he even rewards each of us Prinnies with a sardine for completing our training, dood!" Arsene explained. "Don't even think about it, Lucy." Lincoln said as Lucy started opening her mouth. "Dang It!" Lucy complained. "Yeah, unlike the vampires that can be seen in popular media and in other universes, the Netherworld vampires, including Lord Valvatorez, cannot turn humans into vampires nor do they have any of the weaknesses often associated with fictional vampires, such as sunlight, garlic, crosses, silver bullets, wooden stakes, and even holy water, dood! Plus, Lord Valvatorez swore off human blood a long time ago and he only eats sardines instead, dood!" Derrick said, much to Lucy's disappointment. "Double Dang It!" Lucy exclaimed. "Question, why would Valvatorez swear off human blood in the first place?" Casey asked in confusion. "Well, it's because he was made to promise a human nun/nurse named Artina that he would only drink her blood in exchange for not drinking other people's blood while Valvatorez himself made a promise that he would pull her into the depths of despair before drinking her blood, since Artina isn't actually afraid of him despite the fact that he's a vampire and slighted his pride as a demon, only for his promise to be in vain when some soldiers from Artina's home country of Gustark accused Artina of being a spy for the enemy country of Rekidona, after hearing that she was aiding and healing a lieutenant commander from Rekidona in her treatment center, and then killed her for treason after she refused to give up the soldier to them, much to Valvatorez's despair, dood! Since then, instead of drinking human blood, Lord Valvatorez now eats sardines to keep himself sustained, dood!" Arsene explained, much to everyone's shock. "But, don't worry about Artina, dood! While she did indeed die, Artina's heart was pure enough that she was brought back to life as an angel in Celestia, dood! Of course, she was later recruited by Flonne, who's now an Archangel, to help her collect funds from the Netherworld, much to the ire of the demons, who branded her as the Thief Angel because of the amount of money she had to collect from them, dood! It wasn't until about 400 years later that she reunited with Valvatorez and then banded together with him, Fenrich, a young Grim Reaper named Death Emizel, a dead middle school girl named Fuka Kazamatsuri, who was unable to properly become a Prinny due to the lack of Prinny skins at the time and her complete denial over the fact that she's dead while thinking that she's in a dream, and a final boss-type man-made demon named Desco, who's also classified as Fuka's little sister since she was created by Fuka's father, to form the Hades Party in order to prevent this villainous ghost called Judge Nemo from causing a major disaster that would have not only destroyed the Human World, but also the Netherworlds and Celestia, which is very long story in itself, dood!" Arsene explained. "Oh, yeah! I know what you mean! I believe that is part of the main plot of "Disgaea 4: A Promise Unforgotten"! I still have that game if you guys want to play it or simply just watch it!" Shintomaru said. "That would be nice, Shin-kun! Arigato!" Sakura said. "You're welcome!" Shintomaru replied. "Oh! By the way, there's something about Laharl that we forgot to mention, dood!" Elliott said. "Really? What's that?" Carl asked. "For some very unexplained reason that even Laharl himself doesn't know why, he has a fear of big-breasted women, which would cause him to get pained and even nauseous, while girls that are not-so-well-endowed, specifically Master Etna and Flonne, have no effect on him, dood! Of course, he's gotten a bit better about it, but he's still rather nervous around big-breasted women and doesn't even like being touched by such women, dood!" Elliott answered, causing everyone to chuckle a little. "Okay, I can admit it! That is probably the most ridiculous fear I've ever heard of!" Sakura said. "Yeah, we find that that rather funny too, dood! Heck, Master Etna told us that there was this one time, back when Sicily first appeared, that Laharl had, quite literally, became a well-endowed woman for a short while due to the wide-spread outbreak of Yuie Flowers, a species of flowers native to Celestia, in the Netherworld as demons get side-effects from being exposed to the Celestian plant, much to Laharl's chagrin, since he was constantly complaining about how big his female form's breasts were and how they were effecting his balance, if you know what I mean, dood!" Elliott said, causing everyone to burst out in laughter. "Man! Talk about about hilariously cruel irony!" Nikki said.
"True, dood! Though, Laharl did manage to defeat Lanzarote in battle while in his female form in spite of his personal complaints, dood! Heck, not only was Laharl considered quite attractive and popular while in his female form, but he happens to be very proficient at singing while in that form, managing to hold an idol concert that was deemed legendary and then disappearing at the end due to turning back into a male, dood!" Derrick said, much to everyone's surprise. "Whoa! That's really epic!" Sid said in amazement. "Yeah! My Mama used to be an idol herself before she married my Papa!" Sakura noted. "Good to know, dood!" Elliott said. "Oh! By the way, how would Laharl react when he sees Etna, Flonne, and even Sicily with big breasts?" Aya asked. "Knowing him, not very well, dood! In the most likely case, he would either have a freak-out or possibly even faint from fright, dood!" Arsene answered. "Well, Laharl is going to have to learn to get used to having big-breasted girls close to his side, because he can't have that fear forever! Plus, it would be very inconsiderate to Etna and the other girls you've mentioned to not give them the potions that they really deserve!" Aya said. "Well, let's just hope that Overlord Laharl gets used to the upcoming change to his life, because if he doesn't, well, let's just say that we all have Hell to pay, if you know what I mean, dood!" Derrick said in fright. "Hah! If he comes to come to this world and tries anything, we can take him on!" Becky said boastfully. "Okay, but be careful, dood! Overlord Laharl is a very powerful demon for a good reason, dood!" Elliott warned. "We've taken on pretty powerful enemies ourselves before, but we'll keep that warning in mind!" Ronnie Anne said. "Thanks, dood!" Elliott replied. "Of course, it spite of being the Overlord of his own Netherworld, Laharl usually doesn't get much respect from his vassals, especially Master Etna, mostly because he looks and sounds like a young thirteen-year-old boy that hasn't even hit puberty yet, even though he's actually much older than that, dood! Though, I guess that's because of the fact that demons, or half-demons in Laharl's case, and angels age at a much slower rate than humans, usually one human year for every 100 years, give or take the factor where certain individuals reach a point where they suddenly stop aging entirely, dood!" Arsene explained. "I kind of get that, since I'm actually a fifteen-year-old boy that looks and sounds like a young twelve-year-old boy, due to some genetics from my mother's side and a lot of trauma from when I was only three years old! But, seriously, he's still looks like a kid even though he's far older than us?" Tomoki asked. "Yep, dood!" Elliott confirmed. "*Chuckle!* I'm guessing that he must have a really short temper and an immature attitude to go with his appearance!" Dodge said with a chuckle. "You're actually right about that, dood! Heck, even Master Etna finds Overlord Laharl to rather immature for an Overlord, dood!" Arsene said. Causing everyone to burst out in laughter.
Meanwhile, in Laharl's Netherworld...
"Ah.. Ah... AAAAACHOOOO!" Laharl sneezed loudly in his castle. "Okay, who dares to talk badly about me behind my back?!" Laharl asked in annoyance. "Don't look at me, Prince! I haven't been saying anything about you today!" Etna said in a teasing tone, much to Laharl's annoyance.
Later...
Jalissa was in her bedroom on a computer setting up a video call. "Let's hope that my friends haven't forgotten about me!" Jalissa said to herself. Soon, Chandice and Alvita came on screen. "Jalissa!" Chandice said in delight. "OMG! You have no idea how happy we are to see you! Things have been so boring here without you!" Alvita complained. "*Chuckle!* Good to see you too, Chandice, Alvita!" Jalissa said. "Our parents told us your parents said you'll be getting a baby brother in a few months, how awesome is that?!" Chandice said. "Yeah! It was certainly a delightful surprise, to say the least!" Jalissa said. "You're so lucky! I wish I had a sister, instead of this guy." Alvita said, pointing behind her to Ajani. "Hey! Not cool, Alvita!" Ajani said in annoyance. "Yeah! He may be your brother, Alvita, but he's also my boyfriend, remember?" Chandice reminded. "Speaking of boyfriends, how are you and D'Andre doing?" Jalissa asked Alvita.
"We've been doing quite well, actually! He's been keeping me in good company, especially whenever I'm having nightmares in my sleep! Of course, one night ago, while he was sleeping with me in my bed and helping me calm down from a nightmare I had, we ended up going a little too far in our relationship, if you can catch my drift!" Alvita answered, much to Jalissa's shock. "Wait a minute, Alvita! Does that mean that you and D'andre are...?" Jalissa asked in shock. "Not virgins anymore? Yep! Though, thankfully, I didn't get pregnant nor did I catch any certain diseases, if you know what I mean! Of course, my parents and brother were rather shocked about it, to say the least!" Alvita answered sheepishly. "And to be fair, Ajani and I have actually done it too." Chandice admitted as she and Ajani blushed behind their respective computer screens. "Dang! You girls and your boyfriends have really been letting your hormones get into your heads, didn't you?" Jalissa said. "Yep! Sorry!" Alvita, Chandice, and Alvita said with a blush. "What about you, Jalissa? You finally have that boyfriend you've been desperately craving?" Chandice asked. "I wouldn't say desperately." Jalissa said.
"You can come in now, Casey!" Jalissa called out, to which Casey entered the room. Casey walked up to the computer screen. "Hello." He said. "Girls, meet Casey, he's the boyfriend that as you so put it, I've been desperately craving." Jalissa introduced. That caused Alvita, Chandice, and Ajani to gasp in shock. "It's nice to meet you guys, even if it's on the end of a computer screen." Casey said. "OMG, Jalissa! How did you and Casey meet and, more importantly, how did you two become a couple in the first place?" Alvita asked out curiosity and excitement. "We met on my first day at my new school, and as for how we became a couple, that kind of requires the introduction of a couple other friends. Trisaur, Coney!" Jalissa said, calling for their Alebrije partners. That caused Trisaurus and Conerrapingo to appear, much to the shock and surprise of Alvita, Chandice, and Ajani. "Guys, this is Trisaurus and Conerrapingo, or Trisaur and Coney as we like to call them." Jalissa introduced. "Cuties!" Chandice called.
"What exactly are they?" Ajani asked in confusion. "We are Alebrije, Guardian Spirits with incredible powers." Conerrapingo explained, summoning a vine while Trisaurus coated his body in metal. "Okay, those are rather cool powers!" Ajani said. "You should see the rest of them." Jalissa said, scratching Conerrapingo behind the ears. "Anyway..." She started explaining. "Basically, Casey started having a crush on me and I ended having a crush one him! In fact, the next day he planned to confess his feelings to me! However, a demon named Lujuria and her two soldiers named Cupidark and Erostar went and interfered with that plan by putting Casey under a spell that caused his love for me to amplify to a certain point! Not only that, but it caused Casey to suddenly kiss me in the lips, which caused the spell to pass onto me! By the time we both got ourselves out of that spell, Casey and I realized that we were trapped in a bedroom within an abandoned building and we, unfortunately, saw each other and freaked out, not to mention there was a great white sticky mess all over the bedroom, if you know what I mean!" Jalissa explained, much to the shock and disgust of Alvita, Chandice, and Ajani.
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"So, are you-" Alvita asked. "Don't worry, a friend of Casey's was able to break the spell before we went that far." Jalissa explained. "Which is a good thing, because, had we actually gone far enough, not only would we not be virgins anymore, but the spell would have caused Jalissa to instantly become pregnant with my babies!" Casey explained, causing the group to gasp. "And before you ask, I wasn't actually involved in that incident, since it was before I met Jalissa and before I even got sucked out of the Alebrije World!" Conerrapingo said. "It's a long story." Casey said. "Well we're glad to hear you're doing great, Jalissa." Chandice said. "Yeah, we miss you terribly!" Alvita said. "Same to you guys! By the way, do you guys still remember that incident where went on a treasure hunt and ended being chased by *Gulp!* the Rolling Calf?" Jalissa asked. "What do you think the nightmares I mentioned were about?" Alvita asked.
"Right! Of course! Well, it turns out that one of the three treasure chests that we found, specifically the one that I opened, wasn't really a treasure chest after all! It was actually a sort of mystical prison box that contained a demon named Chainotaur, who actually looked like a humanoid bat-winged version of the Rolling Calf!" Jalissa explained. "Not only that, the Rolling Calf that we've encountered was actually a guardian of sorts that was tamed and placed in the area where we were digging by a warlock named Magigo Virtud 10,000 years ago in order to prevent anyone from finding anyone from finding the box containing Chainotaur and opening it!" She added, causing Alvita and Chandice to gasp in fright. "I know, crazy, right?" Jalissa said. "Of course, the main reason that we didn't see the Rolling Calf until after I opened the box was because he was actually taking a nap within a nearby cave! As for why he attacked us that night, apparently he thought that we were greedy thieves that mistook the box he was supposed to be guarding to be a treasure chest and believed that we're to blame for releasing Chainotaur from that box, which made the Rolling Calf lose his temper and take his anger out us! Plus, the fact that the two treasure chests of doubloons and jewelry actually belonged to Magigo didn't really help things!" She added. This made the girls flinch. "Now I really wish that I had never found that map in the bottle!" Chandice said in guilt.
"Don't worry, Chandice, we were able to clear up the confusion. On a side note, if you ever come to a place in America called Royal Woods, keep an eye on your backs the entire time." Jalissa said. "Really? Why?" Chandice asked in confusion. "Because there's this nine-year-old goth girl named Lucy, who can be scarier than any Rolling Calf!" Jalissa said with a shudder. "Seriously, I'm not kidding about that, because she was actually able to summon the Rolling Calf himself with some sort of summoning ritual, not mention the fact that she can appear out of nowhere and really scare the heck out of anyone, including me!" She added with a warning. Both she and Casey shuddered at that. "Hey, I just realized something! You're in Great Lakes City, right? I read online that a bunch of spandex wearing heroes are protecting it, do you know anything about that?" Ajani asked. "Spandex wearing heroes?" Jalissa asked, sharing a knowing look with Casey. "You mean like these?" Casey asked. "Lucha Power!" The two called, transforming into LuchaRed and LuchaTeal.
That caused Alvita, Chandice, and Ajani to drop their jaws in complete shock. "I know, crazy, right?" Casey asked as they removed their helmets. "Casey's one of the original six, and I joined the team today." Jalissa explained. "I've also encountered Chainotaur today as well and he was, admittedly, scary, because he reminded me of the Rolling Calf that attacked us!" She admitted sheepishly. "But fortunately, he's back where he belongs, in a box, where he can never harm anyone." Jalissa assured. "That's a bit of a relief!" Chandice said. "And you girls know how you're always jealous of my natural breast size? Well, we have a friend that knows the recipe of a potion that will give you bigger breasts, amongst other things." Jalissa said. That took Alvita and Chandice by delightful surprise. "You mean to tell us that we'll have E-Cups like you do?!" Alvita asked in delight. "Yep, so if you ever some how find yourselves here, I can put in a good word for you!" Jalissa said. That caused Alvita and Chandice to squeal in excitement, much to Ajani's chagrin, since the squealing was so loud that he had to cover his ears in pain.
"Ouch! Not so loud, you two!" Ajani complained. "Oops! Sorry, Ajani!" Alvita and Chandice apologized sheepishly. "Just be glad there's only two of them, Ajani. We have a friend named Lincoln, who has 10 sisters and no brothers!" Casey said. "Whoa! Seriously, mon?! Ten sisters?! Are Lincoln's parents breeding like rabbits or something?!" Ajani asked in shock. "Don't ask me! Ask Lincoln's parents! And based on what Lincoln tells us, each of them are as crazy as the last." Casey said. "Also, Lucy, the goth girl I've just mentioned, is one of Lincoln's sisters!" Jalissa added. This caused the three to shudder. "Well, anyway, it's getting pretty late." Jalissa said regretfully. "Yeah! Good point, Jalissa! Hope we get to see you again!" Alvita said. "Yeah, you too, you guys!" Jalissa said. "By the way, Jalissa, do you and Casey sleep together on occasion, if you know what I mean!" Chandice asked.
This caused both Lucharangers to blush. "Uuuuh! We kind of do, though we try not to fall into any certain temptations while doing so!" Jalissa sheepishly admitted. "Lucky you." Alvita said. "Okay, anyway, got to go! Tell D'Andre I said hey!" Jalissa said. "Can do!" Alvita said as they hung up.
Meanwhile...
In the Laharl's Netherworld, we see Etna gathered together with four other females. The first one was a young child angel with a physical appearance similar to that of a nine year-old girl, who shares a few traits with Laharl, such as red eyes, albeit a lighter shade, and, despite having brunette hair, has hair shaped like antennae, which are kept tied by blue ribbons, and she was wearing a white dress with red and yellow accents and blue ribbons, a blue scarf held together in the front by an angel feather clip, detached sleeves held together by blue ribbons, a frilly pair of white shorts underneath her dress, and a pair of black, pink-straped sandles (Sicily). The second one was a female demon resembling a young flat-chested short teenage girl with shoulder-length pink hair, pink eyes, pointy ears, pink dragon-like wings on her back, medium-sized black curved horns on her head, and a short purple shovel-shaped tail, who was wearing reading glasses, a pink collared vest with six black buttons and a large upside down horned skull-shaped ornament on the zipper, white cufflinks on her wrists, a white skirt with black tights underneath, and pink shoes that are topped with two horned skull-shaped decorations while carrying a book in her hands (Raspberyl). The third one was a female demon resembling a flat-chested teenage girl with blonde hair styled in long curling twintails and pointy ears, who was wearing a sleeveless dress top with a brown belt, blue skirt pieces, a black skirt, white sleeves with yellow-and-black cufflinks on her arms, white tights, and red shoes with yellow-and-black cuffs (Lanzarote). Finally, the fourth one was a female demon resembling a flat-chested nineteen-year-old teenage girl with red hair tied up in a short twintail style with two double-orb-shaped monster-faced barrettes, pointy ears, and two small black bat-like wings on her back, who was wearing a yellow scarf around her neck, a pinkish-red strapless bikini top on her chest, pinkish-red shorts that were left unbuttoned, two golden cooking pot-shaped bracelets around her lower arms, two long black socks, and two golden cooking pot-themed shoes on her feet (Hanako). Just then, a white spell circle appeared next to the group as three more individuals teleported from the area. One of them was a female Archangel resembling a flat-chested fifteen-year-old girl with long blonde hair, blue eyes, and large white feathery bird-like wings on her back, who was wearing a blue ribbon on her head tied up in a bow, a pair of red heart-shaped earrings on her ears, a blue ribbon tied around her neck with a bow in the front, a long white frilly dress with long frilly sleeves, each decorated with two ribbon bows, and a red-colored dress in the middle that was decorated with a golden heart-shaped pattern, and two white dress sandals on her feet (Flonne). As for the two females that came with her, the first one was a female demon resembling a flat-chested teenage girl with blue shoulder-length hair, red eyes, and pointy ears, who was wearing a red ribbon on her head, a white collar and red tie around her neck, a white sleeveless dress with red trimmings on the top and bottom, two white sleeves with red trimmings on her arms, long white socks, and a pair of white shoes with red soles and trimmings on her feet while carrying a white stuffed rabbit in her hands (Pleinair), while the second one was a fourteen-year-old flat-chested human girl with shoulder-length blonde hair styled with a short singletail tied up with a black barrette, golden eyes,and a diamond-shaped bandage on the middle of her forehead, who was wearing a pair of reading glasses, a black tube top on her chest, a pair of orange overalls that were unzipped at the top, a pair of orange gloves on her hands, a pair of long white socks, and a pair of orange shoes on her feet (Nagi Clockwork). "Sorry I'm late, everyone! I had trouble finding Pleinair, given that she was working in the Senate at the Netherworld containing Hades and she was sort of a last-minute addition to our group for the Beauty Enhancement Potion that the Prinnies informed us about! Of course, Nagi Clockwork was also a last-minute addition as well, though she was easier to find! I tried to find Nisa as well, but she's a little bit busy protecting the peace of the Netherworlds at the moment, so we'll ask her later! As for Fuka and Desco, they're a little busy themselves, being preoccupied with trying to take over the Netherworlds at the moment!" The Archangel, identified as Flonne, said.
"Well, I doubt it would work on Fuka and Desco, since those three Prinnies informed me that Aya, the girl who makes the potion, told them that the potion only works for living females and it doesn't work on dead ones, since those two are technically dead themselves!" Etna said. "True! Though, if Fuka does drink it and finds out that it doesn't work on her or Desco, than it might finally make her realize that she and her little sister are truly dead!" Flonne noted. "HAHAHA! That outta be a real wake-up call for her!" Etna said while laughing. "What about Marona and Usalia? Did you ask her about the Beauty Enhancement Potion?" Sicily asked. "Marona was quite thrilled to hear about that potion, to say the least! Of course, since she and her Phantom partner Ash were about to head back to Ivoire, after some training with Valvatorez and the Hades Party, when I found them, she said that she was more than willing to wait until we have our potions and then asked me if I an get Aya to visit her at Phantom Isle to deliver a potion for her! As for Usalia, while she's interested, she said that she's going to be a bit busy with her duties as Overlord of Toto Bunny, after being frozen in ice alongside Majorita, Liezerota, Zeroken, Red Magnus, Seraphina, and Killia for the past 70,000 years, via Killia's technique Alma Ice Sculpture, after they were battling Tyrant Overlord Baal, and she'll be thinking about it until one of us shows her the results of the potion! She also specifically requests not to give the potion to Majorita, since Usalia still hasn't forgiven her for killing her parents all those years ago and obviously doesn't trust her around it!" Flonne answered. "Can't say that I blame her! After all, Majorita is a genuine murderer! Of course, it's rather ironic that Majorita is now under Usalia's servitude after resurrecting herself from the dead with one of her own spells! Still though, Majorita's actions does remind me of the evil actions that Shockwing committed in his life after hearing about them from his file!" Sicily noted.
"Yeah, Shockwing is a real nutcase, which makes it all the more worthwhile to give him a very severe beating when he gets brought back to the castle!" Etna said as she cracked her knuckles. "Right! So, Raspberyl, once you drink the potion, what do you attend to do?" Flonne asked. "Well, after hearing about the girl that makes the potion, I'm actually thinking about bringing my class over to her world for a field trip and maybe even ask her to make potions for my sidekicks Asuka Cranekick and Kyoko Needleworker and maybe even Rutile!" The short demon girl, identified as Raspberyl, said. "That's good to know! What about you, Hanako?" Flonne asked. "If that potion does work as I've been told, then I might ask Yukimaru if she wants one as well and then we can pay a visit to that girl for it, once I figure out where that girl's world is located, that is!" The red-haired yellow scarf-wearing demon girl, identified as Hanako, said. "I see! What about you, Lanzarote?" Flonne asked. "Nothing much, since I'm practically still under servitude as Sicily's caretaker anyway!" The curly twintail hairstyled demon girl, identified as Lanzarote said. "Good point!" Flonne said. "I know what I'm going to do after I drink the potion! I could use my new breast size to increase my popularity at the Senate, once I get back!" The blue-haired demon girl, identified as Pleinair, said. "As for me, I haven't been looking for love since I was so focused on trying to end the war between Gustark and Rekidona back in my time before I was then sent forwards in time by my Mechanology Pocket Watch and ended up in Hades alive while reuniting with Artina and Valvatorez! So, I was thinking about finding a boyfriend after I drink the potion!" The blonde-haired fourteen-year-old human girl, identified as Nagi Clockwork, stated. "Oooh! Good for you, Nagi! Who are you planning on asking?" Flonne asked in interest. "Well, there aren't any human boys my age, so I might try to ask Fuka and Desco's friend Emizel, since he pretty much resembles a boy about one year younger than me, even though he's actually 1324 years old, which is basically the demon equivalent of a thirteen-year-old human boy!" Nagi answered with a blush. "Oh! Well, good luck trying! After all, from what Artina told me, Emizel seems to be a little bit afraid of women, so you might not want to be too aggressive with him, if you know what I mean!" Flonne said. "Good advice, Flonne! Thanks!" Nagi said. "You're welcome! Love is my specialty after all!" Flonne replied. "Of course!" Etna said with a roll of her eyes. "By the way, Flonne, do you mind changing into your Fallen Angel form before the potions get here, just so that you can have a better look at your new breast size after drinking it?" She asked. "Oh! Of course! Good idea, Etna!" Flonne replied as she then changed into her Fallen Angel form, which gives her pointy ears instead of rounded ears, red bat-like wings instead of white feathery bird-like wings, red eyes instead of blue eyes, small fangs in her mouth, and a long thin red tail that's tipped with a heart-shaped arrow point and a white bow wrapped around the base of it while giving her a different outfit that consists of a red head ribbon that's to somewhat resemble rabbit ears, a red strapless leotard, a red neck ribbon with a bow at the front, an open white frilly long-sleeved dress blouse with two red ribbons on each sleeve, a white ribbon with a bow tied around her left thigh, and a pair of red high heel shoes. "Good thing that Seraph Lamington gave me the ability to turn into my Fallen Angel form whenever I'm off duty from my Archangel work!" Flonne noted. Just then, a glowing magic circle appeared on the floor as the three Prinnies and Aya appeared in the room while carrying seven calabashes filled with potion.
"My ladies, dood." Arsene said as he, Derrick, and Elliott bowed down out of respect while Aya did a polite curtsey. "Hello! My name is Aya! It's a pleasure to meet you girls!" Said Aya. "Oh! So, you must be the girl that Etna's talking about! Pleased to meet you too!" Flonne replied. "Indeed, and as promised." Aya said, handing out the calabashes. "Nice!" Hanako said as she got her calabash. "By the way, before we drink these, I believe that it's polite to introduce ourselves first! I'm Raspberyl, the Delinquent teacher at Evil Academy!" Raspberyl introduced herself. "Oh! Nice to meet you, Raspberyl! You kind of look rather short for a demon!" Aya said. "Yeah, even though my actual age, which is 1578, is supposed to be equivalent of a fifteen-year-old human girl, I often get mistaken for a twelve-year-old kid and being flat-chested doesn't really help clear things up!" Raspberyl said. "Yeah, lucky for you, the size of a girl's breasts when taking the potion depends on their age and the older they are, the bigger their breasts are! In the most likely case, you would probably get an H-Cup!" Aya assured, much to Raspberyl's delight. "I'm next! My name is Hanako! I'm a Demon Lord or Majin, whatever you like to call me!" Hanako said. "Yeah! The Prinnies told me that you were Etna's apprentice when you were only nine years old! They also told me that you aged at the same rate as any human being until you reached the age of nineteen!" Aya said. "Yeah! It was a blast, knowing that I grew up faster than Master Etna and Overlord Laharl! Though, unfortunately, while I did grow up and became a powerful Demon Lord, I didn't grow any melons, that's slang for breasts by the way, even when I started puberty and it certainly doesn't help that I stopped aging at nineteen years old!" Hanako said in annoyance. "Ouch! That's gotta hurt your pride! Well, that potion would definitely work on you in a very big way and I do mean very big, since nineteen-year-old girls get L-Cups!" Aya said, much to Hanako's delight. "Really? Thanks, Aya! You know, you kind of remind me of myself from when I was nine years old, since I was a skilled cook and a powerful demon summoner back then!" Hanako said. "That's interesting to know!" Aya noted. "I'll go next! My name is Lanzarote! I'm a former demon idol who's reduced to being a caretaker to Overlord Laharl's little sister Sicily after being defeated by in battle when I tried to take the throne for myself!" Lanzarote said. "Yeah, the Prinnies pretty much told me everything about you, especially since Overlord Laharl was turned into a woman at the time he defeated you and he even made a legendary concert while in his female form!" Aya said. "Definitely not my best moment! Of course, I was rather lucky that Sicily was kind enough to convince her brother to spare my life after he was about to kill me, since I would rather not die anyway!" Lanzarote said. "Yeah, that's really lucky for you! Say, how old are you?" Aya asked. "Well, I believe my actual age is equivalent to that of a seventeen-year-old human girl!" Lanzarote answered. "In that case, you would get J-Cup breasts, since that's the size that seventeen-year-old girls get anyway!" Aya said. "Oh! That's good to know!" Lanzarote said. "My turn! My name is Pleinair Allaprima! I went through many jobs in my life! First, I started out as a leader of the Dark Assembly, next I became a famous news anchorwoman at the Netherworld News Network, then I became a Class Representative at Evil Academy, and now I'm currently the Cam-pain manager at the Netherworld Senate and an Honorary member of the Hades Party! Plus, I'm renowned as a famous Mascot across the Netherworlds and the Human World alongside my talking rabbit doll Usagi!" Pleinair said while pointing at her rabbit doll, now named Usagi. "Hello!" Usagi said. "*Whistle!* You must be the quite the multitasker, Pleinair!" Aya said while impressed. "Thanks!" Pleinair replied. "Also, nice to meet you, Usagi!" Aya said. "Thank you!" Usagi said. "How old are you, Pleinair?" Aya asked. "My actual age is equivalent to that of an sixteen-year-old human girl, of course!" Pleinair said. "In that case, your breast size will be an I-Cup, since that's the size that sixteen-year-old girls get anyway!" Aya said. "Perfect! You know, I'm usually quiet an I don't talk very much, since Usagi usually does the talking for me, but when Flonne told me about that potion of yours, I couldn't help but be so excited that I finally talk loud enough for everyone to hear!" Pleinair said. "Good to know!" Aya noted. "I guess it's my turn now! My name is Nagi Clockwork! Unlike everyone else, I'm the only human here! How I'm here, you ask? Well, you see I was involved in the war between Gustark and Rekidona that took place 400 years ago! I'm a young Mechanician who was taught Mechanology at a young age from my currently deceased father! I then summoned Fuka and Desco using Mechanology at the beginning of the time-leap scenario so they could help me stop the war between Gustark and Rekidona! My plan was to take out every soldier so that both sides would be forced to retreat and end the war! Of course, we also met Valvatorez, though he was still a Tyrant vampire at my time! As we continued the plan, the three of us met Artina who reminded me of my late sister and then we developed a close sister-like bond with each other! Later, I was informed by Fuka and Desco about Artina's inevitable death and then I tried to help stop it from happening! Eventually, I had to reveal my past and motivations for wanting to stop the war to Artina! I told her that at the beginning of the war, the place I had lived became a huge battlefield and my home was invaded by soldiers whose loyalties I didn't know! My family told me to escape and they would meet up with me eventually. Unfortunately, I was the only one able to escape and my family was burned alive in their own home! As we were chased by Gustark soldiers, Artina and I escaped to a church where I had promised to stop trying to stop the war as long as Artina promises to stop getting herself into danger by entering battlefields to save injured soldiers! Afterwards, the two of us were attacked by Gustark soldiers but we were then rescued by Fuka, Desco, and Valvatorez! Unfortunately, even though the soldiers were beaten, Artina's fate remained unchanged and she was murdered in a sneak attack by a Gustark soldier! After mourning her death and making sure to keep my promise p, I began preparations to send Fuka and Desco back to their time, but due to a mistake, the pocket watch works before I could activate it and I was taken with Fuka and Desco back to Hades! After arriving in Hades, I was able to be reunited with Artina and with the pocket watch missing I was left unable to return to my time. Of course, due to time correcting itself from Fuka and Desco's time with me in my time, Valvatorez and Artina had no memories of ever encountering Fuka and Desco in the past and Valvatorez even credited me as the one who originally offered him sardines and lead to him trying them when it was actually Fuka and Desco that did that! Anyway, I was then invited to stay in the Netherworld with them all and I then happily obliged!" Nagi explained, much to Aya's shock and surprise. "Okay, time-related adventures aside, that was rather interesting! So, how old are you?" Aya asked. "I'm fourteen years old! As for my current size, I'm a B-Cup, unfortunately!" Nagi said. "Fortunately for you, the potion will give you G-Cups, since that's the size that fourteen-year-old girls get anyway!" Aya said, much to Nagi's delight. "Really? Nice!" Nagi said in delight.
"Okay, my turn now! I'm Flonne, an Archangel from Celestia!" Flonne said. "Archangel? You look more like a demon than an angel!" Aya pointed out. "Oh! This? This is actually my Fallen Angel form! I usually take on this form when I'm on vacation or off-duty from my job as an Archangel!" Flonne said as she quickly changed back into her Archangel form. "Whoa! So majestic!" Aya said in awe. "Thanks! You should see Seraph Lamington! He's more divine than I am!" Flonne said as she switched back into her Fallen Angel form. "So, how did you manage to become an Archangel anyway?" Aya asked. "Well, it wasn't easy, that's for sure! I had to take an online remedial course for Angel Trainees and I had to wait until I can graduate before I could become an Angel again and be allowed to go back to Celestia, which took a long time for me to do so! As for how I became an Archangel, well, when my predecessor, Archangel Virunga, was invited by a mysterious group calling themselves the Afterlife Council to become a representative of Celestia for a place called the Afterlife Nexus and, with permission from Seraph Lamington himself, he happily accepted the invitation, and since I was the most improved Angel Trainee when I returned to Celestia, Seraph Lamington chose as a new Archangel, though the other Archangels were a bit wary about me having the title of Archangel, since I was previously a Fallen Angel and I can be bit over enthusiastic when it comes to love and also my personal liking towards the Tokusatsu and Mecha genres, not to mention that I can bit ditzy, if you know what I mean!" Flonne said sheepishly. "Oh! I see! So, Flonne, the Prinnies told me that you had Artina collect funds from the demons of the Netherworld! Care to explain why?" Aya asked. "Well, the money was supposed to be used to help save Celestia, since the people from the Human World were becoming increasingly corrupted by war, pollution, crime, and malice, causing them to stop believing in God and the angels and stop producing awe energy to keep Celestia stable, and they were all constantly fearing each other's sinful and malicious actions, causing the people to stop bringing fear energy over to the demons and also causing Netherspace to become unstable as well! However, what I actually did with the money was using it to build a giant robot called Super Alloy Great Flonzor X, which came in handy when Judge Nemo tried to literally drop the moon on the Human World in order to cause humanity to go extinct and, as a consequence, also cause Celestia and Netherspace to be completely obliterated from existence! Thankfully, Great Flonzor X was able to stop the moon from falling and then bring it back to its proper orbit!" Flonne explained. "Whoa! Hold on! Are you saying that you used the money meant for saving Celestia to build a giant robot?! Isn't that classified as embezzlement?!" Aya asked in shock and outrage. "Okay, I guess I wasn't thinking straight at that time! Even Artina was a bit mad at me for making her collect billions of HL for my giant robot! While Great Flonzor X did manage to stop the destruction of the Human World from the falling moon, Seraph Lamington did give a very serious scolding for spending that much money on that robot and warned me to never ever do that again, lest I get permanently banished from Celestia and become a Fallen Angel again forever!" Flonne sheepishly admitted. "Good! Because while that robot was helpful in the end, it was rather selfish of you to do something like that in the first place!" Aya said in a scolding tone. "Right! Sorry!" Flonne apologized. "So, how old are you?" Aya asked. Well, just like Raspberyl, my real age is equivalent to that of a fifteen-year-old human girl!" Flonne answered. "In that case you also get H-Cups!" Aya said. "Ah! "H" for Holy! That fits me well as an Archangel!" Flonne answered. "Right! Anyway, might as well introduce myself! I'm Etna! I'm sure that the Prinnies told you about me, right?" Etna asked. "Yeah! While I was making the potions, they told me that you were asked by the late King Krichevskoy to look after Laharl before he died!" Aya said, causing Etna to become sad a little. "Yeah, his majesty was kind of like a father to me after he found me as an orphan and I was really loyal to him, even after he died! Though, there was that one time that I was forced to betray the Prince after Maderas, a former servant of King Krichevskoy who was banished from the castle for stealing the King's favorite snack Black Pretzels, stole my memories and said he would only return them if I killed the Prince! Thankfully, Flonne, the Prince, and I were able to turn the tables on him and he was then forced to swear loyalty to me! By the way, in case you're wondering where Maderas is now, he's currently out at the Sea of Gehenna to buy some ultra rare pudding for me!" Etna said. "Okay! Interesting! The Prinnies also told me that you have an older brother named Xenolith! Anything you can tell me about him?" Aya asked. "Well, honestly, I wasn't even aware that I have a brother, mostly because I was really young and it was him that dropped me a King Krichevskoy's castle! Why, you ask? Because he was trying to protect me! You see, I was born with powerful magic that could have killed me due to its immensity! As a result, Xenolith donned an artifact called the Artifact of Absolute Destruction to absorb some of my magic and lessen my burden, thereby allowing me to survive! Unfortunately, the Artifact of Absolute Destruction couldn't be turned off or removed, so it continues to absorb magic from other sources, namely the Netherworld itself! He even kidnapped a few angels in order to keep the Artifact's hunger at bay! It wasn't until when Sicily joined us that we defeated the Artifact of Absolute Destruction and bring the Netherworld back to normal! Upon its defeat, the Artifact relinquished its hold over Xenolith and shattered, releasing the magic of everything it had absorbed prior! Causing me to be suddenly engulfed in a powerful stream of the evilest magic! In a simultaneous fashion, Xenolith was trapped within a pillar of earth! He said that the Netherworld was displeased with him for taking its magic! He then told the Prince, Flonne, and Sicily to take care of Etna and relinquished himself to his fate! Of course, in a fit of rage, even though I was suffering, I powered through the pain coursing within me due to the intensity of my magic! I then told Xenolith that he needs to survive for my sake, citing that I still need to interrogate him about many things! The Prince also told Xenolith to come back from his ordeal and to report directly to the Overlord's Castle following his survival! Xenolith smiled at the notion as the pillars of earth take him somewhere unknown! After that I was stricken by my magic and collapsed into a deep sleep following Xenolith's disappearance! After a significant amount of time has passed, I suddenly woke up from my deep slumber and headed outside of the Overlord's Castle. With a smile on my face, I found Xenolith and talked to him, told him that I was glad my Stupid Big Brother could make it back, right escorting Xenolith inside the Overlord's Castle! As for where my brother is now, he's out patroling that castle grounds!" Etna said. "Oh! What an interesting story to know, Etna! So, how old are you?" Aya asked. "Well, my true age is basically equivalent to that of a fourteen-year-old human girl!" Etna answered. "In that case, you'll get a G-Cup, just like Nagi!" Aya said. "A G-Cup, huh? I was kind of hoping for something bigger, but at least it would mean that nobody would call me flat-chested ever again! I mean, seriously, that's my biggest berserk button, my second biggest being someone stealing my sweets!" Etna said. "Duly noted" Aya said. "I guess it's finally my turn! I'm Sicily, Laharl's little sister!" Sicily said. "Oh yeah, you're the literal angel of the family." Aya remembered.
"That's right!" Sicily confirmed. "You know, in all honesty, I find it quite weird that an angel would be a little sister to a half-demon! Of course, the Prinnies did manage to give me a very good explanation of how you're Laharl's biological sister to begin with!" Aya noted. "Yeah, for a while, I was unaware of my origins until Seraph Lamington revealed everything after I fought back against a group of angels, lead by Archangel Virunga at the time, that thought I was kidnapped by Laharl, when in reality I ran away from Celestia in order to meet with him after figuring out that he could be my Big Brother, and tried to "rescue" me, meaning that they were actually trying to force me back to Celestia! Turns out his reasoning for withholding such information from me was so that I would not end up damning my mother for my ostracized existence in Celestia due to the on-going rumor that Sicily had demon blood inside her, which is technically true! However, I revealed to the Seraph that I didn't hate my mother and was in fact, grateful for my current circumstances as I finally got to meet my own brother and realized that I was not alone anymore! Thus, I told the Seraph that I would accept whatever punishment awaits me for defeating my fellow angels, citing that I must first discover the source of the Netherworld's Yuie Flower crisis with Big Brother and the others, which was later revealed to be caused by Xenolith and the Artifact of Absolute Destruction! Following the defeat of Xenolith, I was justly punished for my crimes of hurting angels and was forced to live in the Netherworld after I was banished from Celestia, though I didn't mind, because that would mean that I would be living together with Big Brother like true family should be doing, even though he doesn't like being hugged!" Sicily said. "Awww! That's sweet! I'm glad that you got to be together with your only living family member!" Aya said while gushing. "Thanks!" Sicily said. "Anyway, the Prinnies told me that your chest has been hurting lately, especially around the nipples! Care to explain why?" Aya asked, much to Sicily's embarrassment and the other girls' shock and confusion. "*Gulp!* Well, to tell you the truth, it happened one night ago! When I was about to go to bed, I felt a stinging pain in my chest and my nipples felt more sensitive than usual! Of course, out of fear, I kept that a secret from Big Brother and everybody else, though I ended up telling three of the Prinnies about it while they cleaning up my room, just so that I would have some people to be comfortable enough to talk about my pain!" Sicily explained while blushing. "Yeah, sorry about that, dood! We decided to tell Aya about it because we were thinking that her potion would help you with your pain, dood! I sincerely hope that you forgive us, Sicily, dood!" Arsene said in apology. "It's okay, I forgive you three, since you've obviously talked to the right person about it!" Sicily replied in an understanding manner. "By the way, Sicily, how old are you?" Aya asked. "Well, my actual age is basically the equivalent of a nine-year-old human girl!" Sicily answered. "Well, that certainly explains it!" Aya said. "What do you mean by that?" Sicily asked in confusion. "Apparently, it appears that you are experiencing symptoms of early puberty! You see, when girls that are ten years old drink the potion, they would gain D-Cup breasts! Of course, under normal circumstances, if girls younger than ten drink the potion, they won't instantly gain D-Cup breasts until they actually become ten years old! However, if said girls were experience any symptoms of early puberty, such as chest pains, increased nipples sensitivity, pubic hair, acne, or even an early first menstruation, then they would be able to bypass the age limitation of the potion and instantly gain D-Cup breasts before they can reach the age of ten, or in your case the demon/angel equivalent of age ten!" Aya explained, much to Sicily's delightful surprise. "Really? You mean that, Aya?" Sicily asked in joy. "Yep! Plus, the potion comes with other special effects, such as increased strength in the back and antigravity magic in the breasts to prevent backaches, stiff shoulders, breathing problems, balance issues, and breast saggings, instant prevention of acne or permanent cleansing of the skin for those that already had acne, complete prevention of cancer cell development, instantaneous weight loss for overweight or obese individuals, pain nullification during menstruation, and complete prevention of the effects of old age such as gray hairs, arthritis, dementia, memory loss, osteoporosis, bone shrinkage, muscle degeneration, hearing loss, sight loss, short breathness, fatigue, hair loss, voice changes, wrinkles, and even menopause! Plus, for girls who have mystical or supernatural abilities, such as myself, the potion will make their abilities even stronger!" Aya explained.
"Such as yourself?" Etna asked in confusion. "I can see auras, and transform into a Werehyena." Aya explained, taking on said form. That caused the girls to gasp in surprise. "And here I thought that Valvatorez's werewolf servant Fenrich was scary!" Nagi noted in fright. Aya shifted back. "Everyone in my family can do this, but like how Hyenas live in a matriarchal society, the girls in my family reign supreme. Everything that comes with the potion only works for girls, the only thing a boy would get is a fruit smoothie. And this doesn't even include the powers I recently obtained via my bond with Rena here." Aya said as Vularena appeared on her shoulder. That caused the girls to gasp in surprise. "Who or what is that cute thing?!" Sicily asked while gushing at the sight of Vularena. "I'm Vularena, or Rena for short. I'm Aya's Alebrije partner, and her family's familiar after Shockwing's betrayal." Vularena said.
"Wait a minute! Aya, does that mean that you are the girl whose mother and older sister was killed by Shockwing?!" Sicily asked in shock. "Unfortunately." Aya said, sniffling and wiping a tear from her face as Vularena nuzzled Aya in an effort to comfort her. This made Nagi feel sorry for Aya, knowing that she herself had lost her own parents and older sister in the war from her timeline. "At first, I thought I wouldn't have to deal with him again after casting the failsafe spell, but now that he's back." Aya said, continuing to cry. That caused Sicily and Raspberyl to feel bad for her. "It's okay, Aya." Vularena said, continuing to nuzzle her. "Oh, you poor thing!" Flonne said in sadness. "Don't worry, as soon as he gets back here, we'll put him through the worst Prinny Punishments imaginable! Until then." Etna said as they all uncorked the Calabashes. "Bottoms up, ladies!" She called as everyone started drinking the potion. "Overlord Laharl, dood!" Arsene said as said demon walked into the room.
"Hey! What the hell's going on here?!" Laharl asked in irritation and confusion as the girls finished drinking their potions and then become engulfed in a bright pink light while the three Prinnies covered their eyes with their flippers. As that was happening, Sicily blossomed into a D-Cup, Etna and Nagi blossomed into G-Cups, Flonne and Raspberyl blossomed into H-Cups, Pleinair blossomed into an I-Cup, Lanzarote blossomed into a J-Cup, and Hanako blossomed into a massive L-Cup. When the light died down, the girls looked their new breast sizes in amazement. "Holy cow, this actually works!" Etna said as they all looked amazed. "Seven more satisfied costumers." Aya said as she then noticed that the tops of Etna, Nagi, and Hanako were about to burst open while also noticing that Raspberyl's vest, the top part of Flonne's one-piece swimsuit-like leotard, the upper part of Pleinair's dress, and Lanzarote's sleeveless dress were looking very tight. "Um, Etna, Nagi, Raspberyl, Hanako, you girls might want to get new tops before they..." Aya tried to warn before the tops of Etna, Nagi, Raspberyl, and Hanako burst open. "Burst!" Aya finished with a wince, causing the four girls to blush out of embarrassment and cover up their bare breasts with their arms. "*Chuckle!* Whoops! Should have brought a bigger top beforehand!" Etna said with a blush. "Yep! Should have seen that coming!" Hanako said while sticking her tongue out sheepishly. "Dang It! Now, I have to find a new top!" Nagi complained in embarrassment. "Yeah, sorry, I should warned you girls about that, especially with the skimpy tops! My bad!" Aya apologized. "Well, at least you granted us our wish, that's what matters!" Raspberyl said. "True!" Aya said. "By the way, Flonne, your breasts look like they've about to slip out of your one-piece swimsuit, if you know what I mean!" She said while pointing at Flonne's Fallen Angel outfit. "Huh? Oops! Thanks for warning me!" Flonne said upon noticing that, right before she quickly changed back into her Archangel form, which had a dress that was, thankfully, able to stretch out to match her new breast size and now rip open. "Phew! Thank, Celestia! My Archangel uniform fits my new breast size better than my Fallen Angel outfit! On the side note, I'd better see if there are one-piece swimsuits available that can fit my new breast size!" Flonne noted in relief. "Good thinking, Flonne!" Aya said. "I believe that my dress can withstand my new breast size, so I have no worries right now!" Pleinair noted. "As for me, while my own outfit is holding, I better find a new outfit to match my new breast size, just to be safe!" Lanzarote stated. "Good to know!" Aya said as she looked to see Laharl with a pale look on his face. "You must be Laharl, nice to meet you." Aya said with a curtsey.
"Hey, big brother! What do you think?" Sicily asked, showing off her new assets, which, thankfully, didn't burst out of her dress. "S-s-sicily?! W-w-what the H-h-hell just happened, who is that girl, and why are you and the other girls so busty?!" Laharl asked in clear nervous fright. "Oh, I'm Aya. My family is the one that invented the beauty enhancement potion Shockwing mentioned, and as you can see, I have created some for these ladies, and it works perfectly!" Aya said. "I-I-I see. I-is t-this a temporary thing?" Laharl asked. "Nope! And as my friend Stella found out, they will continue to grow as they age!" Aya said. That caused Laharl to gulp in horrible realization while turning even paler. "Oh, yeah! The Prinnies did tell me about your little fear of big-breasted women, which I find to be rather ridiculous, if you know what I mean!" Aya said.
"Yes, well, if you'll excuse me." Laharl said, leaving the room, a loud, blood curdling scream of horror filling the air. "Is Big Brother going to be alright, Aya?" Sicily asked in concern. "I'm sure he'll be fine, eventually." Aya said. "Anyway, before the Prinnies and I head back to my world, are there any other girls in the Netherworlds that would like to use the beauty enhancement potion, because I might want to list them down in case I would meet them!" Aya asked. "Well, there's my old friend Yukimaru, who's actually a kunoichi demon from the Snow Clan in Veldime! Apparently, despite looking like twelve-year-old girl, she was 20 years old the last time I saw her, which was when I was only nine! So, she most likely hasn't changed since then and still looks like a twelve-year-old girl!" Hanako said. "Okay, that's one down! Anyone else?" Aya asked. "Well, there's Usalia, the Overlord of Toto Bunny, but she was actually 808 years old, the equivalent of an eight-year-old, when she started her rule 70,000 years ago and is actually still that age, due to her being frozen alive that many years ago, long story on that!" Pleinair said. "Well, unless Unless she's going through the symptoms of early puberty like Sicily, then I'm afraid the potion won't give her D-Cup breasts right away and the effects will be delayed until she reaches the equivalent of age ten! But, I'll put her on the list anyway, just to be considerate! Who's next?" Aya asked. "Well, while they're not truly flat-chested nor are they even short like I am, my sidekicks/best friends Asuka Cranekick and Kyoko Needleworker are also the demon equivalent of fifteen-year-old human girls, so I think they should have the potion, mostly because I don't want them to feel left out!" Raspberyl said. "That's perfectly understandable! Anyone else?" Aya asked. "Well, in addition to my sidekicks, there's this half-human half-demon girl in my class named Rutile, who's actually fifteen years old, so she would like to have that potion as well! And while we're at it, you can include her best friend Stella Grossular, who's the demon equivalent of a sixteen-year-old human girl and,while she is not actually flat-chested, she can benefit from the potion too!" Raspberyl said. "Oh! Very nice to know! Anymore girls I should include?" Aya asked. "Yeah, when I talked to Usalia, she made one very specific request: Do not give the potion to Majorita!" Flonne said, much to Aya's confusion. "Really? Why?" Aya asked. "Because Usalia still hasn't forgiven Majorita for killing her parents and using their corpses as zombies 70,000 years ago and she doesn't trust her around the potion for that reason, even though Majorita is now serving under Usalia's will!" Flonne answered, much to Aya's shock and horror. "Oh, my, goodness! Why on earth would Usalia allow her parents' killer as her servant?!" Aya asked in outrage. "Long story short, when Majorita was killed by her former master Void Dark, she cast a curse on herself that would eventually resurrect her! However, said curse operates under the same principles as any other curses she would place on others, which is doing the things they hate the most to keep the curses at bay! Majorita's own curse only ensures that she continues to live if she does the thing she hates the most, which in her case means fulfilling Usalia's every whim! Of course, Usalia herself resents this as much as Majorita does, but decides to keep her around out of the moral obligation of not killing a helpless person, even one as loathsome as Majorita! At least, that's what Usalia herself told me" Flonne answered. "Hah! Serves Majorita right! In that case, I'll make a note to not give Majorita that potion!" Aya said. "Are there any others who deserve the potion!" She asked. "Well, there's this thirteen-year-old human girl named Marona, who's a Chroma, a human with the ability to summon spirits of dead people called Phantoms under their command, that came from another world called Ivoire and recently joined the Hades Party alongside her Phantom partner Ash in order to become stronger! When I talked to Marona as she and Ash were about to head back to Ivoire after they finished their training, she said that she's more than willing to wait for hers and she was asking if you can bring it to Ivoire when you get the chance!" Flonne said. "Cool! I'll make a note of that! Aya said. "Then, there's Nisa! She's a superhero/vigilante from another world called Gamindustri and she was directly invited by the Hades Party to help keep the peace within the Netherworlds! As for how old Nisa is, I believe that she's at least eighteen years old! Also, to let you know, like Etna and I, she gets really mad when people call her flat-chested and will violently beat anyone up until said people either run away or apologize!" Flonne said. "Very interesting! I'll add her to the list!" Aya said. "Finally, there's Fuka Kazamatsuri, who's a dead 15 year old human girl that failed to become a Prinny, due to the shortage of Prinny hides at the time, and Desco, who's a prototype final boss-type artificial humanoid demon who was created by Fuka's father, which makes her Fuka's little sister, and was killed by her successor Des X, which makes her dead as well!" Flonne said. "Ooh! That's a bit of a problem, because I'm afraid that the beauty enhancement potion only works on girls that are alive and doesn't work on dead people, which includes ghosts and zombies! So, unless there's a way for them to be resurrected from the dead like Majorita did, minus the curse that is, I'm afraid that they would be very disappointed!" Aya said. "Yeah, that's what I thought! Though, on the bright side, if Fuka were to drink the potion and finds out that it didn't work on her because she's dead, then perhaps she will finally realize that she was never in a dream and she truly is dead! Seriously, it's really annoying that she keeps being so delusional about her own death and saying that everyone and everything is living her dream!" Etna said. "Yeesh! That Fuka sounds like a real piecework! Say, out of curiosity, what sort of sin did Fuka commit to earn the merit of going to Hades and become a Prinny in the first place?" Aya asked. "Apparently, it's her ambition to conquer the Earth that led her into Hades after her death at the hands of Des X, that's how!" Flonne answered, much to Aya's shock. "What?! Why would someone like Fuka want to conquer the Earth to begin with?!" Aya asked. "Apparently, it's a mystery that even I don't know about! If you do come across Fuka and Desco, perhaps you can ask them! Anyway, because she refused to acknowledge herself as a Prinny, and because she stole over a jillion HL from the Netherworld Mint as well as managed to actually conquer the Human World that she came from, Fuka is never allowed to reincarnate no matter what! I should know, because I told Fuka that factoid after she defeated many of the Human World's defenders, including a reformed Des X who renamed herself Earth X! Also in case you're wondering what Fuka and Desco are doing right now, they're trying to conquer the Netherworlds and Celestia next, but, thankfully, because there are Overlords more powerful than those two, they haven't succeeded yet!" Flonne said. "Right! I'll keep an eye out for those two if they ever manage to enter my world and try to cause any problems there!" Aya replied nervously. "Oh! That reminds me! Aya, if you don't mind, I would like to take my delinquent class on a field trip to your world sometime this week, if it's okay with you!" Raspberyl requested. "As long as your students behave themselves, I certainly wouldn't mind!" Aya replied. "Great!. Thanks!" Raspberyl said. "You're welcome! Anyway, the Prinnies and I should be going!" Aya said as she turned around and see that the three Prinnies were still covering their eyes. "Yeah, before we use the teleportation circle, we need to know if it's okay to uncover our eyes, dood!" Arsene said. "It's okay, now! You three can uncover your eyes!" Aya assured.
The three Prinnies did so. "At least you guys are gentlemen." Aya said. "Arsene Lupin may have been a thief, but he was a gentlemen thief, dood!" Arsene said."And while Derrick and I are things in our own respective professions, we certainly are not perverts, especially since we had wives back when we're alive, dood!" Elliott said. "And that's the truth, dood!" Derrick said, much to the shock and surprise of the girls present. "Wait a minute! You three had names the entire time?" Etna asked in confusion. "Not just us, Master Etna, but all of the Prinnies in your Prinny Squad have names too, dood! You just never bothered to ask us what our names are, dood!" Arsene explained. This made Etna cringe. "Okay, that's something we're going to have to think about from now on." She noted. "By the way, Etna, just why is Laharl afraid of big-breasted women in the first place?" Aya asked. "Honestly, we're not truly sure ourselves! The only likely explanation would be that back when Laharl was a baby, Laharl's old babysitter, Rainier, used to smother him with her big breasts whenever he wouldn't stop crying at night in order to put him to sleep, though Laharl doesn't really remember her and I don't really remember ever seeing her at the castle when I was kid, though I do remember hearing that Laharl had a lot of people taking care of him when he was a baby, though those people only wanted to eat his baby food!" Etna answered.
"Sounds like he needs therapy." Aya said. "Probably! I mean, he hasn't been actually scared of big-breasted women, though getting close to such women used to tend to make him flinch in pain! Of course, he got a bit better about it, though he still hates such women and he's still nervous around them as he would back away if they get too close to them or if they try to touch him with their breasts! Plus, it doesn't help that Laharl had temporarily gotten turned into a busty adult female version of himself when the outbreak of Yuie Flowers started happening, since all he does is complain about big his breasts were and how his body balance being out of whack, which really annoyed me and Etna for obvious reasons at the time! Though, now that I think about it, I think about it, perhaps the sight of the people he cares most about, specifically, Sicily, Etna, and I, growing huge breasts might have truly scared him, knowing that he won't be able to get near us without the risk getting touched by our breasts!" Flonne noted.
"But I'm sure he'll get used to it!" She added. "Not like he has much choice, as I said before, the potion's effects will cause your breasts to continue to grow as you age." Aya said. "Of course, because most of you girls age at a slower rate than normal humans, your breasts would grow at least one breast size per 100 years instead of one year like humans or sentient humanoid beings that age at the same rate as humans! You would probably be the exception to the rule, Nagi, since you are human, but it's possible that you too would also age slowly because of the age-slowing effects of the Netherworlds!" She added. "That might be a bit disturbing, but at least I don't have to worry about having to grow up too quickly, especially since I want to ask Emizel out after I get back to Hades!" Nagi noted. "If this Emizel boy says no after seeing that, he doesn't deserve you. Fortunately, I already have a boyfriend, and we've been dating since before I drank the potion at my 10th birthday party while fighting a candy obsessed madman from a world of living pinatas. I wish I was joking." Aya said.
"Well, I was warned by Flonne that Emizel seems to be a little bit afraid of women in general, so Flonne advised me to not be aggressive, if you know what I mean! So, I'll try to take it slow when asking Emizel out for a possible date!" Nagi said. "Good thinking!" Aya noted as she then turned her attention to Flonne and said "Also, that's not a bad advice, Flonne!". "Thanks! Love is my passion and specialty after all!" Flonne replied in delight. "Yeah, that passion of hers is exactly why the Prince often called her Love Freak when he first met her! And no, it was not out of affection, but out of annoyance, since he used to severely hate love at the time!" Etna said. "Yeah, the Prinnies told me most of the story about that, especially about how his mother sacrificed herself to save Laharl from a disease that can only be cured by taking the life of a loved one!" Aya noted in sadness. "Yeah, Big Brother and I know about that, though Big Brother has gotten over his loss a while ago! Also I did hear from him that our mother became a Prinny, after she had me become an angel in Celestia in her place, and how she got purified by the Red Moon and her soul floated off into the sky with the other Prinny souls to be reincarnated!" Sicily said. "Yeah, the Prinnies told me about that, too! I have two friends of mine who are reincarnated human beings themselves, though I don't think they ever became Prinnies before they were reborn in my world, long story!" Aya said. "Were either of them the reincarnation of our mother?" Sicily asked. "Nope! They are both guys and their past lives were those of male superheroes from other universes, also a long story!" Aya answered. "Oh! I see! Well, I don't know who our mother reincarnated into, but if she's happy in her new life, then I'll be satisfied!" Sicily said. "Good to know!" Aya said. "By the way, Sicily, speaking of love, do you have a boyfriend of your own yet?" She asked, causing Sicily to blush. "Um, technically no! But I did recently develop a crush on someone that has been around the castle from time to time! He's a demon boy that appears to be my age and has long pink hair, which would make him easily mistaken for a girl, plus he tends to have zombies accompanying him wherever he goes!" Sicily answered. "Oh! I know who you're referring to, Sicily! That was Aramis, one of Laharl's first servants and also one of my vassals! He's a zombie enthusiast as he keeps zombies around him as pets! Plus, he has the tendency to create custom-made zombies out of various body parts out of the obsession of creating the ultimate zombie! It's a bit of a long story about he became Laharl's servant, by the way!" Etna said. "*SHUDDER!* That might make him a bit difficult to confess my feelings to him, but, I shouldn't give up on him that easily!" Sicily said. "That's the spirit, Sicily! Don't give up on your love until you find out about he feels about you!" Flonne said with encouragement. "Thanks for the support, Flonne!" Sicily said. "You're welcome!" Said Flonne. Just then, Aya started reading Flonne's aura before she then read Etna's aura. "Holy Shamoly! Flonne, I heard from the Prinnies that Laharl might have some romantic feelings for you, but they never told me that you have some romantic feelings for him even after becoming an Archangel! And Etna, as strange as it sounds, you might also have romantic feelings for Laharl without realizing it!" Aya said in surprise, causing both Flonne and Etna to blush and sweat bullets out of shock and embarrassment.
"W-w-what are y-y-you saying?! Flonne being love with the Prince might make sense, but what makes you think that I'm love with that brat of an Overlord?!" Etna asked while flustered. "A-a-and how d-d-do you know that I'm love with Laharl to begin with?!" Flonne asked in embarrassment and confusion. "I can read auras, remember? That means I can look through a person's emotions, memories, and even their deepest secrets!" Aya answered. Flonne and Etna looked at each other in embarrassment. "Aw, Damnit! I guess I have no other choice but to tell the truth! Yes, I'm in love with him! Though, my feelings for him didn't start until the day that Flonne returned to Celestia! At that point, it was just me, the Prince, Sicily, and the Prinnies as well as the other members of our castle group! As I had interacted more with the Prince, I started feeling a tiny spark within my heart that gradually grew more powerful each day! Of course, I didn't realize that it was romantic love, until I talked to Sicily about it and made her swear to never tell the Prince about it until I'm ready! I did the same for the Prinnies, though I had to threaten them with death in order to buy their silence! As for whenever I'm around the Prince, I keep my feelings hidden from him by being my usual snarky self and make fun of him a little bit!" Etna explained. "As for me, well, I knew the Prince had some love within himself, though I honestly had no idea that he had romantic feelings for me! Of course, my own romantic feelings didn't start until after I left the Netherworld and returned to Celestia, mostly because I was actually starting to miss him while was in Celestia, and those feelings stayed strong even after I became an Archangel! Of course, because I'm now an Archangel and busy with my duties in Celestia, I'm actually afraid to tell Laharl about how I feel, fearing that our respective duties would keep us apart!" Flonne explained. "Please don't tell him about this! I'm not ready yet!" Etna begged. "Same with me!" Flonne begged. "Relax, you two! I won't go telling Laharl about it if that is what you both are thinking, since telling him your feelings is something that should be done by you two!" Aya said. "But, even Etna and I confess our feelings to Laharl, he might not want to share his feelings, since he's not well known for being completely honest with his feelings! Plus, even if he did share his feelings, wouldn't Laharl have to choose between us? And if he couldn't choose, isn't it illegal for one boy to have more than one girlfriend?" Flonne asked in confusion. "Well, normally, most countries only allow a man to marry one woman and vice versa! However, polygamy, the right of one person to marry more than one lover, is legal in some other countries, especially in India, last I checked! Of course, from what my friend Sakura once told me, there are a lot of anime and manga that depict boys in a relationship with a group of multiple girls known as harem while situations involving a girl in a relationship with multiple boys is known as a reverse harem! Anyway, the most popular type of harem grouping would be the threesome, which is usually depicted as having one boy in a romantic relationship with two different girls at once! So, it's possible that you two might be able to share Laharl by the both you being his girlfriends, provided that he gets over his fear of big breasted women, that is!" Aya explained.
"Well, that's somewhat comforting." Etna said. "And if you guys are worried about how weird everyone might find this, I've got a friend and a cousin who are dating literal monsters." Aya said, pulling out her phone, showing a picture of Mpatapo, Duafe, Andros, and Phixia on a double date. "The African boy is my cousin from my father's side Mpatapo, who doesn't have any powers in case you're wondering, the African girl is my best friend Duafe, and the two humanoid sphinxes are Andros, Duafe's boyfriend, and Phixia, Mpatapo's girlfriend and Andros's twin sister, who are twin Sphinx Animarius children that defected from the Animarius Empire a while ago!" Aya explained. "Well, if there's hope for those two, there's got to be hope for us!" Sicily said. "That does seem to make sense! And come to think of it, while he's my rival, Mao, who's not only the top honor student of Evil Academy, but also the current dean of Evil Academy, is the only one that I truly care about more than anyone else and I'm really close to him! Up until now, I haven't realized that, maybe, I might have romantic feelings for Mao! Perhaps, whenever my heart is ready, I'll go tell Mao my true feelings about him" Raspberyl noted.
"Good for you!" Aya said. "As for me, well, I don't actually have anyone to fall in love with right now, so I'll just keep my eyes out for any boy, whether it be human, demon, angel, or possibly even alien, that might eventually perk my interest!" Hanako said. "Same goes for me, though my popularity as a mascot might make it easier for me to find a boyfriend!" Plenair said. "I haven't found anyone working in the castle that interests me right now, so I'll just wait until I come across somebody that actually does interest me!" Lanzarote said. "Good to know!" Aya said. "Anyway, we'd better get going." Aya said. "Oh! That reminds me! Arsene Lupin, was it? I believe I can lend you and your friends a Prinny from Celestia to your Prinny team who actually does seem to know you for some reason!" Flonne said as a white magic circle appeared on the floor and summoned a Prinny from it. "Koniichiwa, dood! Remember me, Arsene Lupin, dood? It's me, Zoruku Tojo, a.k.a the Ultimate Lupin a.k.a. Kamen Rider Lupin, dood!" The Celestia Prinny, now identifed as Zoruku Tojo, said, much to Arsene Lupin's surprise.
"Huh?" Aya, Derrick, and Elliott asked in confusion. "Zoruku, dood?! I remember you, dood! I haven't seen you since the day you were sent away early to Celestia, dood! How's things been going for you, dood?" Arsene asked. "Oh, it was better than I expected, dood! Celestia is really as peaceful and serene as its name would suggest, dood! Plus, the volunteer work there wasn't very bad, either, dood! Also, I have been very helpful around Celestia, whether it be fixing houses, looking after young angel children, or even tending the gardens, which were really exquisite by the way to dood! If all goes well for me, then I might eventually have the chance to reincarnate, dood!" Zoruku answered. "Um, Arsene, you know who this Prinny is?" Aya asked. "Indeed, I do, Aya, dood! This Zoruku Tojo, dood! He was a legendary phantom thief, who operated during the mid-20th century with a strong moral code, stealing solely from malicious individuals, with no acts of murder committed during said thefts, dood! Wishing to be recognized as a "hero" by the public, he made every heist known beforehand by the police, overcoming each challenge with precision and skill, dood! However as time passed, he grew older and he was forced to retire from his famed career, dood! From what Zoruku himself told me, Six months after the Global Freeze, he learnt of the Roidmudes and the Kamen Riders, dood! The elder Tojo was led to Krim Steinbelt's castle and uncovered Cyberoid ZZZ, a Roidmude body originally went to be used by Krim intended to for him to combat the Roidmudes, dood! Wanting to return to his glorious early days, Tojo transferred his consciousness into Cyberoid ZZZ, dood! Afterwards, Zoruko Tojo began a new criminal career as Ultimate Lupin, which I find to be somewhat flattering considering that he basically modeled himself after me, and took advantage of his ability to generate Heavy Acceleration, dood! His actions had caught the attention of Kamen Rider Drive, Shinnosuke Tomari, and would often challenge the detective and the Special Investigation Unit with messages declaring the targets of his thefts, dood! After creating the Lupin Gunner copied from the Roidmudes' data, he transforms into Kamen Rider Lupin and could summon replicant Roidmudes to his disposal, dood! Although he accomplished his objective to humiliate Drive, Shinnosuke managed to expose him for disguising himself as Kiriko Shijima, dood! Despite Zoruku trying to escape by threatening Kiriko's life, Shinnosuke pursued him and is able to reactivate the Drive Driver to become Kamen Rider Drive once more, dood! Zoruku fought Shinnosuke undergoing several Type Changes, before defeated by Drive Type Speed Flare's Speedrop. Before his defeat, Zoruku returned the Kamen Rider title to Shinnosuke, dood! Afterwards, he ejected his conciousness from the Cyberoid ZZZ and transferred himself into a Bat Viral Core, allowing him to appear as a hologram, dood! He then told Shinnosuke that he will be back in the future as he technically stole Kiriko's "smile", dood! Following their last encounter, Zoruku had frequent run-ins with Shinnosuke Tomari to the point of being considered a nuisance to the latter, dood! Zoruku then issued one last challenge, where Shinnosuke fought Zoruku in battle until it was revealed Roidmude 100 had actually impersonated the latter, dood! After reclaiming his Lupin Gunner, Kamen Rider Lupin fought together with Drive, Mach, and Chaser against Roidmude 100 and his Reaper Legion, dood After their victory, Zoruku leaves his arsenal and a farewell letter behind to Shinnosuke, as he then revealed that the night before, Roidmude 100 damaged his core to the point of slowly disintegrating and wanted to spend his final moments as a hero, right before he fell down and faded away into dust and died, dood! As for how I know him as a Prinny, he was actually among the batch of Prinnies that Derrick, Elliott and I were in, though I was the only one that knew his name, since we became close friends while exchanging each other's backstories, dood! Of course, Zoruku actually got sent away early, specifically to Celestia, after Lord Valvatorez received a request letter from Seraph Lamington himself to deliver Zoruku to Celestia when the latter looked up his deed of redemption, dood!" Arsene explained.
"Oh yeah, dood! Now I remember him, dood! He and Arsene were often seeing talking to each other during Prinny training while Derrick and I were training together in another area, dood' Elliott noted. "Oh yeah, dood! Great to see you, dood!" Derrick said. "Shockwing was right, that is starting to get annoying." Vularena muttered. "So, Zoruku, since your going to be helping us bring Shockwing back to this Netherworld, we will have to fill you in on the details as soon as we go with Aya here back to her world, dood!" Arsene said. "Understood, dood!" Zoruku said he joined up with Arsene, Elliott, Derrick, Aya. "It was nice meeting you all, hopefully next time we meet will be with Shockwing in chains!" Aya said. "Yeah, I'm more than looking forward to beating the living crap out of him for daring to escape from my Squad!" Etna said while cracking her knuckles.
"And you said the potion also enhances our magical abilities, right?" She asked. "Yep! Though I was able to read through your aura that you were already incredibly powerful even before you took the potion, so it's quite obvious that you're even more powerful than before!" Aya answered. "Well then, who better to test just how much more powerful I am then Shockwing?" Etna hinted. That caused Aya to shudder at what Etna was hinting at. "Yeah, Master Etna is really scary, especially when she's in the mood for beating up and annihilating anyone that crosses her, including Prinnies who dare to make her angry in anyway possible!" Derrick said in fright. "Glad I'm not in your guys' shoes, or pegs." Aya said. "Thanks for the sympathy, dood!" Elliott said. "Well, anyway, Aya, it was good to meet you! I hope to see you again soon! Maybe I can get to visit your world sometime!" Sicily said. "Thanks!" Aya said as they walked through the portal.
"Okay, Etna, Hanako, Nagi, now that Aya and the four Prinnies are gone, let's say we go ahead and make new tops, in my case a new vest, to replace our old destroyed ones!" Raspberyl said. "Good idea!" Etna, Hanako, and Nagi said as they headed off to another room. "Well, things are going to be very exciting from now on!" Flonne noted. "I can agree with you on that, Flonne!" Sicily said.
And That Was The Latest Chapter Of Alebrije Sentai Lucharanger! Looks Like Jalissa Is The Latest Lucharanger, And Laharl May Need Some Therapy. Couple Of Quick Announcements, One: I'll Be Taking A Small Break From Kamen Rider LL To Focus On Getting The Next Couple Of Auxiliary Lucharangers Out, And I Have A Poll On My Page, The Question: 'Who Is Your Favorite Pecadiablo From Alebrije Sentai Lucharanger?' Anyway, I Hope You Enjoyed It, And Look Forward To The Next Chapter, Which Will Include The Debut Of LuchaIndigo! Who Are They? Only One Way To Find Out! Until Then, Read, Review, Favorite, And Follow!
