NOTE: This series will be going on hiatus while I try and reach out to the commissioner.
"I'll admit, I'm not quite sold on this… establishment."
"It's a DOLLAR STORE, Weiss, you kinda get what you pay for, you know."
"Ruby's right. This place is perfect for people our age. Usually, at least," you add, looking at Weiss' dress, which probably cost as much as everything in here combined. "You want cheap, knock-off soda for a party? It's here. You want a bag of old candy? It's here. You want a random kitchen utensil that will break after three uses? It's here."
"Nothing about what you just said fills me with confidence about… literally anything, if I'm being honest."
You shrug. "You've done your part in showing us how the upper class lives. It's about time we bring you off that ivory tower."
Ruby jumps up behind you with a cheer. "Yeah! Time to show you how the regular folk live!"
"I've seen how you live! We live together!"
"Yeah, but it's not the sameeeee! Dad used to come here all the time to get us snacks!" Ruby conveniently turns to see an aisle full of discount candy.
Weiss narrows her eyes. "Ruby, you are STILL on medication for your cavities last I checked! It's that sort of behavior that got you there."
"There are other things, too…" Ruby says, dejectedly rubbing her jaw.
"I think it's fun to look around. You liked the toy store, didn't you? That was mostly cheap junk."
"And a reminder of my grandfather's glory days, I'll have you know."
"Said reminder was a cheap piece of junk. I know because you told me he bought those toy figures when he had no money and all he could afford was cheap junk."
Weiss pouts. "It's sentimental…"
You look at Ruby, who was now distracting herself by playing with a collection of bouncy balls. "And it is for us, too. Besides, learning the ways of the common man is still something you need to do. You STILL scoff when someone offers to go to Old MacDonald's."
"The *salads* there have 60% of a day's calories! *WITHOUT* the dressing!"
"One, nobody goes to Old MacDonald's for the salads, and two, the Monster Mac is a gift to us all. You're a huntress, you need spare calories."
Weiss relents and looks at Ruby scrambling to pick up all of the bouncy balls she knocked over. "Maybe we can go there later and I'll give it an honest shot. If I get fat, it's your fault!" she huffs.
You resist the urge to literally pick up your sub-100lb girlfriend in public and use your Semblance to pick up all of the bouncy balls. Depositing most of them in the bin, you drop one in front of Weiss, causing it to bounce up to her face. "Cheap junk is fun, cheap food is good. These are things you have yet to learn."
Weiss snatches the ball and puts it back where it belongs. "I've had fun with cheap things before!"
"I feel like Yang would have a joke to make about you saying that." Ruby throws in.
Weiss sighs. "She has MANY, I'm sure." Shaking her head, she asks, "So why are we here to begin with?"
"I got a new case for my laptop and I wanted stickers!" Ruby beams brightly, basking in the childish innocence of her statement. Brothers Grimm, you love the dichotomy between that and the fact that she's been constantly teasing you about what was under her coat. If you really wanted to, you could use your Semblance to pull some of her clasps apart and find out. She'd also probably welcome the idea, knowing her.
"Ah, yes. An entire trip downtown for stickers." Weiss crosses her arms. "Is that really everything you wanted?"
Ruby enthusiastically bounces up, causing the bottom of her coat to come dangerously close to revealing her lower half, not that she would care. "Of course not! I thought you might wanna do something! One! Someone! Somethingone!"
Covering her face and quickly turning red, Weiss stutters out, "You can't just say things like that in public! People have ears, you know!"
Ruby giggles and does a cute pose. "oh im sorry i misspoke and said something weird," she says in a fake voice. "Come on, we're off in the corner, it's fi–ow!" Ruby puts a hand on her forehead, where she was just hit by a bouncy ball.
You retrieve the ball with your Semblance and threaten to shoot it at Ruby again. "Ruby, we talked about this. There's no reason to take chances."
Ruby whines, still holding her forehead. "Fineeeee. I'm sorry. But I'm serious! We're right by your apartment. We could get dinner and… *watch a movie*" she says, adding air quotes. "You know, just the three of us. We haven't hung out alone in a while."
You look at Weiss and raise an eyebrow. You're ALWAYS down to mess around, especially with two. But ultimately, it's Weiss' decision to make. You smile lecherously as she thinks it over before nodding.
"I could go for a *movie* after that last test. And I need to properly judge your stupid hamburger."
"Yiiiiii!" Ruby cheers. She hurriedly picks out her stickers and a single small lollipop and checks out.
It takes all of three seconds for Ruby to burst out of her outer clothes once you open the door to your apartment. A nice side-effect of her love of exhibitionism is a general distaste for clothes, so she'd been gradually getting less and less modest about what she wore in her dorm or your apartment. As you cross the threshold, Ruby starts unpacking her food, clad in only a sports bra and a thong. She quickly takes her food to the couch and begins eating a burger.
Enjoying the view, you and Weiss grab your own food and sit down. Somewhat distracted by the half-naked girl sitting three feet from you, you watch Weiss give fast food an honest shot.
Weiss hesitantly takes a bite of her Monster Mac, thinks for a moment, then says, "Brothers Grimm, it's delicious, but I can feel the calories entering my body." She places it down, but quickly picks it back up and says, "Oh, fine! I can spoil myself every now and then," before taking a second bite.
"If ONLY there was some sort of ACTIVITY we could do to BURN all those CALORIES you think you have~" Ruby teases, stretching out her bare legs. "What a SHAME we're TRAPPED in this room with NOBODY to bother us~"
"I think she gets the point, Ruby." You smile and ogle your girlfriend as she spreads herself out on the couch, opening up her legs and letting you and Weiss see all you want of her. "Let her enjoy her food before we get to the meal~"
Weiss giggles. "You two are such perverts, I love it!"
"If you think THAT'S perverted, just wait until you hear what I REALLY came out here for!"
Weiss raises an eyebrow, a smile forming her on her face. "Oh, do tell~"
Ruby sits up, stares at Weiss, and grins. "What if I told you that I secretly bought you a new outfit today?" She waits for Weiss to doubt her, then springs her trap. "Yup! I found the cutest, sexiest outfit you could ever wear and you're gonna model it for us!"
Weiss glances at you. You shrug, not knowing what Ruby's talking about. "Unless you plan on producing a bag out of nowhere, I don't see how you could have purchased an outfit for me without either of us knowing."
Ruby giggles. Reaching behind herself, she pauses for dramatic tension, whispers, "Duh duh duh duuuuuuhhh!" and triumphantly pulls out… the bag from the dollar store. The small one that couldn't fit much more than a few tissue boxes. While confused, you definitely like the idea of seeing Weiss in whatever outfit could be capable of fitting in there.
"ruby that is a bag from a dollar store i dont exactly see what your surprise is" Weiss says in as flat a tone as possible.
Without a word, Ruby releases a few fingers, dropping the bag and revealing… several sets of colorful, childish stickers. Her smile intensifies as she stares down Weiss, forcing her to understand what her plan was. "*THIS* is gonna be your outfit. *JUST* this."
Weiss stares at the stickers, her eyes gradually widening as she realizes what was about to happen. "You want me to…"
"–You're gonna get naked for us, and we're gonna give you a cute little outfit!"
You feel blood rushing as you see this new, exciting, somewhat-dominatrixy side of Ruby she'd never shown off before. You meet eyes with Weiss and let her know that life would be incomplete without being given the chance to, "dress," her in such a way.
Relenting, Weiss closes her eyes and nods. Caught somewhere between excitement and embarrassment, she stands up, walks to the center of the room, and begins undressing. Usually, Ruby is the one that gets naked first, so it's a welcome change to see Weiss strip down solo. Even if Ruby is in her underwear, she's still technically dressed. Plus, her whole demeanor really made it feel like she was possessing Weiss instead of arousing either of you.
Barely able to contain her excitement, Ruby watches Weiss sheepishly step out of her panties. Urging you to come sit next to her, she says, "Gotta cover the naughty bits first!" as she opens up a sticker packet. She hands you one covered in larger stickers and says, "You can choose that one~"
Weiss steps forward and nervously parts her legs, exposing her mound. As usual, she's completely smooth and a perfect alabaster white, so the large pink heart you hold up to her thigh clashes perfectly. Seeing your girlfriend squirm as you explore between her legs satisfies you a great deal, but eventually, you apply the sticker to her while also feeling her up. Technically, it covers what it should, but Weiss completely naked save a tiny sticker REALLY gets you going.
"Oh, my god, you're both staring so much…" Weiss says, biting her lip.
Quite uncharacteristically, Ruby pops up and says, "Don't get too excited, now! Would want that sticker peeling off~" She peels off a cute cat face and motions for Weiss to come closer. "And now to cover those itty bitty titties!"
"He–Ahhh!" Weiss objects before Ruby presses the cat sticker against her nipple, flicking it at the same time. She again bites her lip and lets a moan pass as Ruby places a laughing cat on Weiss' other nipple.
"There! Now she's dressed!" Ruby says, ogling Weiss. Technically speaking, she was safe-for-work, as her nipples and mound were covered, but that and her shyness only enhanced the perverted fantasy. "But I think I want to dress you up like a little doll~"
"Where has this side of you been?" you ask, loving Ruby's dark side.
"Dreaming of the day I could do it to Weiss and then you could do it to me ;)" Ruby hands you more stickers with a grin. "But Weiss is a model, and therefore needs to model for us first."
Weiss strikes a pose. You place a cherry sticker on her stomach. Ruby adds a sushi roll with a face. A tiny heart. Some flowers. You naturally spank Weiss' ass and add a peach. Soon enough, Weiss is covered–as much as the term applied–by stickers, barely hiding away a fraction of her skin. She was practically naked, yet the small cartoon pictures made it all the more exciting as she posed for you and Ruby. She took a seat on the chair opposite you two and allowed ample opportunity to record videos of her lounging around and posing, all while eating up camera with her expressions.
"My turn!" Ruby calls after snapping a photo of Weiss teasing one of her pasties to send Blake and Yang.
Weiss sits up and reaches for a sticker sheet and finds that there's only a few left. "Do you have more in the bag? Unless you want to only use a few."
Ruby beams. "Nah, I have my OWN special outfit!" She reaches behind her into her bag and slams something in the table.
You pick up a small roll of black electric tape and stare at Ruby. As she pulls her top off, you pull off a nice strip and start thinking of a design for her special outfit.