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Tatsumi in the World of SMG4: night to Remember Episode Four: Retracing Steps Part Two: Lubbock is what?!
Chapter Synopsis: Since when Lubbock got married?!
After about an estimate twenty-minute subway ride in the Tokyo metro station, our group finally reached Odaiba. Albeit that all of them were sticking into a group as they have no idea what waits for them.
"According to what it says here, it's this way," Tatsumi said as he looked at his cell phone.
"Do you think Lubb boi married?" Mario asked with a hand on his chin.
"Hey! We don't even know if I'm marrying a stranger, and it better not be!" Lubbock said with a worried tone.
"It's because of the boss, right?" Tatsumi asked as he knows where this is about to be what he was implying.
"Um...yeah, it's because of her." Lubbock replied as he let out a sigh and fiddled with his goggles.
"Dude, you should ask her out by now." Tatsumi said.
"Yes Lubbock, you should ask a man out!" Mario said, mocking the Night Raid boss.
This didn't suite well for the string user as he glared harshly at the Italian in response. "What did you say about Najenda?!" Lubbock said, squeezing his fist.
Mario's head shrunk at Lubbock's threat. "Emm... Mario found the place." He said while he pointed to the chapel named Rancho de Union.
"Oh, you got some good eyes, Mario!" Tatsumi said.
Mario sighed in relief although he was not spared from Lubbock's glare. Then the trio entered the chapel.
Upon entering they saw, in addition to a cash register, an altar with their respective chairs and there was the character that none of them ever expected, Jeanne D'arc from that Fate series. They also saw a tower of goombas with a bouquet of flowers on top.
"Okay, I think you should move it a bit to the left," said the Ruler Class.
"Um, hello." Tatsumi greeted while facing towards her.
Jeanne turned back to see the trio and put on a smile.
"Oh, is it you, how have you been?" Jeanne asked gently to them.
"We just came looking for our friend Wave, we couldn't find him." said Lubbock.
"Now that they mention it, I don't see his friend." said Jeanne as she looked at the trio.
"Yeah, that's why...erm…" Tatsumi tries to find out her name.
"Did you guys forget?" The priestesses asked them with concern hitting her.
"The thing is, we can't remember last night." replied Tatsumi rubbing the back of his head. "Well, what was coming, we wanted to know if our friend Wave was at the time of the wedding?"
"If you mean his blue haired friend, then yes, he was with you. Oh, and by the way Lubbock, how is your new wife?" Jeanne asked.
Lubbock blinked several times at Jeanne's question.
"Em? What did you say?" Lubbock asked.
"So, you don't remember either. If so, then I'll bring you the wedding photos?" Jeanne said after letting out a sigh and then went to a back room and came back with a photo album.
Lubbock opened the album and saw that in the photos were Tatsumi, him, Wave and Mario, who had a door stuck to his pingas, had a drunken expression of their faces as well as them being in light blue suits. Somehow. But what left him pale and colourless was the woman he married; she was a large woman with green skin, she had a large mouth and purple hair on the sides, had a crown at the top of her head and not to mention that she was very, VERY overweight.
"That a huge bitch!" commented Mario as he was looking at the woman.
"No one in the world should see this for Najenda!" Lubbock thought in astonishment.
Tatsumi gave a small laugh. "Oh man, if only Wave saw this."
Lubbock grabbed both Mario and Tatsumi around their shoulders and just glared at them. "Don't you dare tell Najenda about this, got it!? That includes you, Mario!"
"Ooooookay…." Both Mario and Tatsumi just spoke after looking at him very awkwardly.
This caused the Priestess to let out a giggle. "It seems like you he regrets marrying her."
Lubbock just looks over to her. "Look, Lady. I do not want to be rude, but we have little time to discuss this. Can you tell us where she is?" He said this to her as he had hoped that they can get more answers from this lady. Or rather, his wife.
She pondered at hearing this before she smiled at him. "She said that she owns a penthouse within the Ginza District."
"Right, thank you." The green haired boy said to her before he looked at the two. "C'mon. We're at a time limit here. We better head to where she is like perhaps, now." He then walked off towards the next.
The two exchanged looks before they said their goodbye to Jeanne D'arc and manage to catch up to where the Green haired boy was. Seeing that he was not in a complete mood, Mario decides to cheer him up by giving him one of his spaghetti Sushi. "Do you want one?"
"No thank you, Mario." Lubbock answered to him as they went to the Subway to head towards the Ginza District. Unknown to them, they were all being observed by a Butt Ninja, who was watching at one of the rooftops.
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The travel wasn't long for them. After a silent Journey, out heroes had finally reached Ginza District.
"Wow, Ginza sure is quite luxurious." Tatsumi said letting out a whistle.
"Look at those clothes, surely Mine or Chelsea would kill to be here." Lubbock said.
"Even though it wouldn't be worth it for Mine to be here because of her flat chest -MOAAAAAAA!" Mario was hit by Tatsumi, who didn't seem happy about Mario's comment towards his girlfriend.
"Enough Mario!"
"Says the one who got the tattoo on his chest that states that Mine and Meggy are flat-chested," Mario commented.
"We were drunk, Mario!" exclaimed Tatsumi.
"Hey! Could you stop wasting time, remember we have to find Wave or else Akame or someone else will kill us-" Lubbock was interrupted as he was pulled into a hug by a large green woman, and it was Lubbock's 'wife'.
"Ohh dear where were you? I already missed you!" said Queen Bean as her husband's words were muffled for obvious reasons.
Mario and Tatsumi watched as the latter's perverted friend was being hugged and suffocated by Queen Bean's cleavage.
"Umm... do you think he's enjoying it?" Mario curiously asked Tatsumi.
Tatsumi saw Lubbock's face and saw it as if he was choking.
"I think it's safe to say that it is the only time that Lubb doesn't enjoy large breasts." Tatsumi quietly replied back to Mario.
Lubbock managed to get out of the hug and take a deep breath.
"Oh, was I rough with you?" queen bean asked.
"I-I'm fine, I just needed a break." Lubbock said. "Well, it's nice to see you too."
"Oh, thank you! Last night I wanted to go with you, but you had left without me noticing." said the queen bean.
"Yeah, sorry about that. But we wanted to ask you something..." The string user asked his 'wife'. "First off, we have two questions. One, where did our friend get a tattoo and how did he lose a tooth?" He pointed towards Tatsumi's direction.
This made his 'Wife' look at him with concern. "You don't remember? He was the one who pulled out his tooth and not to mention that he wanted a tattoo."
Tatsumi blinked at hearing her words. "Me…?"
"Yes. You." Lubbock's 'wife' nonchalantly responded back to him. "You betted that you are very brave by pulling your own tooth out and not to mention getting a tattoo at your own free will. Though I admit that it is a little offensive."
The assassin couldn't even think of what he had just heard. Him doing those things? Now that was not in his character. "And who provided the tattoo? Because I heard that there are no tattoo shops around Tokyo?"
"The Yakuza did." She replied. "They helped you with our wedding and also funded it as well. Don't worry, I already paid them back to save all of you from their debt."
Tatsumi sigh of relief at this comment. "Well, at least SMG4 should not pay for that," He stated.
"And a more and most important question, do you remember a blue haired boy with us?" Lubbock asked.
"Do you mean Wave?" Said the Queen Bean.
"Yes, him. Because this morning, he did not appear and we're looking for him," said Tatsumi.
"I do not know exactly where it is, but if you do not remember I have heard that you went to-" before Queen Bean could answer, a police car arrived behind the boys and from there came two policemen who pointed their stun guns at the three.
"Hands up!" The police said, making the three put their arms.
"Tatsumi, Lubbock and Mario. You three are arrested by vandalism, damage to public property and theft of a patrol car," said the other police.
"Do you know about the patrol, but vandalism and damage to public property?" Tatsumi asked. "Mario, what did you do?!"
"Why do you blame Mario?! Maybe you two even Wave are guilty too," the Italian countered back.
Tatsumi was going to argue until I remember that he, Lubbock, and Wave were also drunk and were. "Good point." He looked at the two police officers. "We surrender willingly."
Preview: Great, as we had a vital clue that was about to be given to us for Wave's last known location, we were under arrest for what we might've done last night. Let's just hope that we can find a way to persuade the Police to let us out of arrest. So then, the answer shall be answered next time on Tatsumi in the World of SMG4: Night to Remember!
A/N: Again, this is another short chapter, I know. But hey if you are enjoying this than please continue to read.