A/N: Howdy! It's been awhile since my last post! I bring you more lemons on the way this upcoming month! Just hope these self-righteous "critics united" fanfiction police stay off my back and get a freaking life. Saw some crap in my gmail but couldn't find it when I went to the reviews, they ( a dude by the name of MrGooolyTwoShoes )must have deleted it. But he threatened my BB Elastigirl story saying he was gonna report me to the "proper authorities" if I didn't delete it right away. He also said I was "staining this website" when I called him out over PM. LOL what a fucking load. Someone wrote about two FICTIONAL characters humping! Quick! Call the FBI! Call the news stations and have them put my profile pick on the screen so the entire country knows who to be on the lookout for! Screw the terrorists, burglars and serial killers still on the loose! We need to be looking for a big scary fanfiction writer! Oooh! Whatever...rant over. Anyways, behold the next chapter of Naruto doing Inari's mama!

The sun was rising, dawning a new day in Konohagakure. Naruto woke up to the ringing of his alarm. He punched it and let out a loud yawn, causing the raven-haired woman to stir against him.

"Hnnmmm...honey…" She mumbled.

Naruto kissed her and said, "Sorry, babe. Gotta get up and meet Kakashi-sensei at the training grounds." He said before lifting himself up from his cozy sheets and mate. He went into the kitchen and started boiling water for his ramen as was his usual routine before he went to the living room where Inari slept in his bag and shook him.

"Hey, buddy. Time to get up for school." He whispered. Inari peeped his eyes open at him and closed them as he shot his arms out in a wide stretch that was followed by a yawn.

He sat up, rubbed his eyes and said, "Is it time already?"

"Yup. What do you want for breakfast? I mostly have ramen, but I'm sure I can find something else for ya if you'd like."

"Ramen's fine." He said in a groggy tone as he flopped back down onto the floor. Naruto walked back to the kitchen and poured the steaming water into two cups before going over and giving one to Inari. The boy sat up, took the chopsticks and began eating. Naruto sat down next to him and ate his in the boy's presence.

"So, are you excited for your first day of ninja school?"

"Yeah! But at the same time I'm a little nervous...I don't know any of the kids here. What if they don't like me?" He asked, slurping a noodle.

"What? Of course they will! Who wouldn't like you?" Inari shrugged in response. "Look, just be nice and be confident, introduce yourself, and if you see someone needing help, don't be afraid to lend a hand!"

"Okay. I'll try." Inari promised. Naruto beamed a smile and ate in another string of noodles. After they were done, Naruto took both of their cups to the trash and went to his room to get dressed. Inari did the same in the living room and changed out of his pajamas and into his regular clothes. Naruto shook Tsunami until she peeked up at him.

"I have to go now."

"Is it time for you to go already?" She asked with saddened eyes.

"Yeah. Love you, I'll be back soon." He stated, giving her a kiss goodbye on the lips. She kissed him back with equal force.

"Love you too, be safe." She said before shutting her eyes and falling back asleep. Naruto strolled back over to the living room to find Inari all dressed up.

"So, ready to go?"

"Yeah!" He chirped.

"Okay then, let's head out." Naruto said, swinging open the door. They both exited the apartment and ran down the stairs and hit the streets. They sauntered side-by-side throughout the waking village. Shops were opening up, other children were walking to school with their parents and friends. They drew nearer to the academy, a gray building with trees and a square track beside it. Inari entered the school with Naruto, saw herds of children hurriedly stampeding over the wooden floors and into their classrooms, chatting loudly amongst each other while doing so. He saw over in the distance the familiar man with a ponytail and scar standing at the door of one of the rooms, herding his students inside. Inari trotted over to him.

Noticing the boy, Iruka greeted, "Hey, Inari. Are you in my class?" He nodded in response. "Oh okay, well this is my room. Welcome!"

"Hey, Iruka sensei! Lemme know if my boy gives ya any trouble!"

"Good to see you again, Naruto. I'm sure Inari will be just fine. And here is the paperwork I promised, please get this handed in as soon as you can."

"Okay, I will." Kneeling down to Inari, he scooped the boy into his arms and said, "Okay, this is it. Have a good day at school, and listen to your sensei. And remember what we talked about." Inari clutched him back.

"I will. I love you."

"Love ya too, kid. I'll see you at three. Okay?"

"Okay." And with that, they went their separate ways. Inari stepped into the room to be greeted with rows of other kids socializing with their friends, some rough housing, some sharing homework answers, and some gossiping in each other's ears about other classmates. The room rang with commotion. Inari nervously stepped over to an empty seat and sat down, anxiously waiting for class to begin. The noise ceased upon Iruka entering the room and shutting the door closed behind him.

"Okay! So let's start the day off by introducing you all to our new classmate, Inari. Inari, if you would please come up and tell us a bit about yourself." Inari hesitantly stood up and walked over to the front of the classroom, feeling the eyes of everyone else weighing down on him, watching his every move. And hearing them whispering amongst themselves about him.

"Um, hi. My name is Inari, of course you already know that. Heheh. Anyway, I'm from the Hidden Mist village. But my mom, grandpa and I moved here to the Hidden Leaf to be with my new dad, Naruto. I hope to learn a lot and be the best ninja I can. And make new friends with you all."

"Nice to meet you, Inari. You may take your seat." Iruka continued before delving into his lesson plan. Inari zoned into the lecture and collected as many notes as he could until the bell rang.

"Okay. Time for lunch, I'll see you all in forty minutes." Iruka announced, exiting the classroom. Inari stood up and went with the other students outside. He sat down on the bench to eat his lunch when a group of three approached him. One in blue, one in red, and another with a leaf t-shirt. All wearing goggles.

"Did you really say Naruto was your new dad? NARUTO? The guy with blonde hair and an orange jacket?!" The boy in the leaf t-shirt asked. Inari nodded.

"I can't believe this! How can he have a kid?! He never said anything about you to us!" He said in outrage.

"You know my father?" Inari asked, puzzled.

"Yeah! I'm one of his best friends! One of his followers! And so are my friends...My name is Konohamaru, by the way. And this is Moegi and Udon."

"Oh. Good to meet you guys. Wanna sit with me?" Inari offered.

"Sure." Konohamaru said as he plopped himself down on the bench beside him and his friends did the same.

"How do you know Naruto? Is he really your dad?" Udon asked.

"No, well, not my birth one at least. He came to my village on a mission, started dating my mom, and we all moved here to be with him. I never knew my original dad. And my first stepdad was killed by a really evil man named Gato."

"That's horrible!" Moegi cried out in shock.

"That's sad, I'm sorry about your dad." Konohamaru said, looking down.

"It's okay, Gato got his eventually. Zabuza, one of the seven swordsmen of the Hidden Mist, killed him with Naruto's kunai."

"Seven swordsman? Hey, I've heard about those guys! What was he doing there?" Konohamaru continued.

"I think he was fighting Naruto's team."

"Man, that must have been one crazy mission." Konohamaru stated in amazement.

"Yeah, it was really tense."

"Hey, you wanna meet up after school?"

"I have to go stop by the house and tell Naruto first. But I can come back afterwards."

"Okay, well, a bunch of us are gonna play ninja after school. Everyone's gonna be there if you want to join." Konohamaru continued.

"Sounds fun, sure."

"Great, look forward to it." Konohamaru slapped him on the shoulder and stood up with the rest of the students to return to class.


Naruto was leaving the training grounds after hours of practicing chakra control and was headed in the direction of his apartment to gather his things. As he journeyed through the streets that glowed with the afternoon sun, he thought to himself, I wonder how Inari is doing. Hope he's fitting in okay, better than I did at his age. Naruto stepped into his apartment to be greeted by his girlfriend.

"Hi honey. How was training?"

"It was good." He said while making his hand sign and summoning as many shadow clones as he could fit in the unit. They all began lifting boxes and bags and marched out the door. Naruto sat down on a nearby chair and relaxed for a while before joining his clones at the new house.


The bell rang at the academy to signal the end of the school day. Inari packed his belongings as hordes of children flooded through the halls. He walked out the door, accompanied by his three new friends.

"So, you wanna walk together to your place and then walk back to the playground? Which way is your house? Naruto's apartment is this way, right?"

"Yeah but we're moving out of it today and into the new house up the road." He explained, motioning in the general direction with his hand."

"Oh, cool. We live a little further down on that road. We'll be neighbors!"

Inari smiled, "That's great! We can hang out and help each other train!"

"Do you think your dad will let us see your new house?" Udon asked him as he wiped a trail of snot from his nose.

"I don't see why not."

"What's it like? Is it really big? How many rooms does it have?" Moegi inquired.

"Yes, it's about five rooms. Big kitchen. Three bedrooms. Mine has a big window I can see the entire hokage monument from."

"Cool." She replied. The group trotted along the dirt path until they reached Inari's new house to find Naruto carrying a big box.

"Welcome home, Inari! How was your first day at school?" Naruto asked gleefully as he set the package down. He paused for a moment when he noticed the familiar children who accompanied him. "Oh, I see you've met Konohamaru and the gang. That's nice, you guys being good friends with my boy today, showing him the ropes and everything?" Inari nodded.

"Yeah, today's been alright. I was gonna ask if I could go to the playground with them."

"Of course, just be back before dark."

"Thanks, dad. I'm gonna go put my stuff away, you guys can come in if you like." They all immediately took the invitation and joined Inari inside the house with Naruto closing the door behind them.

"Nice place ya got here." Konohamaru complimented.

"Thanks, I knew this was the right one for us." Naruto said.

"Bye mom! Bye dad! Inari said, running from one parent to the next, giving brief hugs as he went. "Ready to go?" He asked his friends. They nodded and they went on their way to the park.

"I'm glad Inari made some new friends." Tsunami commented while putting away dishes. "And you know these kids?"

"Yeah, they're good kids, don't worry. They'll have his back at school and on missions. I know it. After all, they learned from the best haha!" He bragged with a wide smirk.

"That's good to hear." She said as she poured boiling hot water into a ramen cup and carried it over to the table.

"Thanks, you're the best." Naruto said, sitting down in the chair in front of him. Tsunami put the last of the cookware away and went over to join him. She handed him a small box in colorful wrapping and a bow on top.

"A present? For me?" He asked with excitement in his voice.

"Just for you." She said, pinching his whiskered cheek playfully. Naruto hurriedly tore all of the wrapping off to reveal a movie with a title that read " Makeout Paradise: The Movie".

"Wow! You got me a porno?"

"I did. I got it while you were out training." Naruto pulled her into a hug.

"Thanks babe! This is gonna be great!"

"We can watch it tonight." She added.

"Hey, Inari is out with friends and your dad is out looking for work, why not go do it now?"

"Okay, since you're so eager to get started." She agreed. They made their way up the stairs and into their bedroom. Naruto put on the movie and started stripping to his boxers and Tsunami to her bra and panties. They leaped onto their bed and Naruto pressed play on the remote. They snuggled naked for the first few minutes, made out a little bit, and fondled each other's sensitive areas under their undergarments as they watched the actors having foreplay. They found themselves growing hotter as they watched the actors perform felatio on each other. It was at this point that they started removing the final pieces of clothing leftover on their body and started roaming their hands over each other's genitals. Tsunami jerked Naruto off as he slipped his fingers into her cunt and toyed with her clit using his thumb. They made out as they explored each other's bodies. Tongues were playing their little games, fingers were busy either pumping or stroking, skin was warm and beginning to glisten with sweat. Tsunami had hot, musky syrup oozing from between her pulsing, increasingly slippery petals. Naruto had a fully-erect cock standing straight up against his stomach like a flag at full mast. The skin was bulging with veins going from the base to the tip where a drop of white was slowly leaking out of the attention starved organ that was begging for climax.

They parted with their mixed drool clinging to their lips. Naruto took off his boxers and yanked Tsunami's panties down around her ankles. He then lifted her up, positioned her pussy just above his prick and pulled her back down so she landed right on it. They shared a long, drawn-out moan and began their erotic dance. Tsunami bounced on Naruto's lap at an aggressive pace, rolling her hips and clutching onto him tightly.

"YES! Naruto!" She wailed, rocking into him. Naruto laid back against the sheets, arms and legs spread out. Arms tucked behind his head as he relaxed and enjoyed the sensation between his legs. The milf was riding him into the bed, hands digging into his chest. Her first orgasm shook her, making her vaginal walls convulse violently on Naruto's shaft. The milf panted heavily as her juices flowed out of her pulsing cunt. She continued mounting herself on him until she felt his hot seed engulf her insides. She lifted herself up to have his sperm spill out of her in thick loads. She collapsed beside Naruto only to be rolled over onto her stomach and have her waist lifted up. Naruto wasted no time in pushing himself into her ass. The fat shaft slipped right in thanks to their mixed love juices that coated it.

"Ohhh!" She moaned as she felt her tight, virgin hole being violated. Naruto pushed himself all the way in with Tsunami gritting her teeth and clutching tightly onto the sheets under her. He waited a minute for her to adjust before beginning to take drives into her. He pumped into her, the shaft rubbing over the sensitive walls of her rectum and his head reaching the entrance to her colon. Tsunami was going wild under the preteen boy. She was having every section of her asshole explored and tenderized by Naruto's excited prick. Her walls were being forcefully and aggressively pulled apart by the intruding appendage that dug into the most narrow parts of her. Tsunami never knew having an entire cock stuck inside her ass could feel so good, her legs trembled as she rode the waves of pleasure that were constantly consuming her. Her body rocked forth with each and every powerful dive the shinobi took into her rear that violently jiggled and shook from the impact. Naruto slapped her bountiful asscheeks and squeezed the both of them as he rode her. He watched in amazement as the supple skin sank far past his fingers. He groped the large, plump mounds that were as soft as marshmallows. They were much larger than his hands, which could only accommodate a mere fraction of the pounds of flesh that sat on her rear. He summoned a shadow clone to eat her pussy as he hammered away at her ass.

"Oh god! It's so good! Ugh!" She cried as she winced from the overwhelming stimulation her body was being treated to by her young boyfriend. She was then struck by a powerful climax that hit her to the core. Naruto took one final drive into her from behind, stabbed his entire length as far into her anus as it would go, and busted a heavy load into it that went flooding out and running in long streams down her weak legs. He pulled Tsunami's head back by her hair and enveloped her in a strong, passionate kiss as they both shared their orgasms. Naruto pulled out of her, canceled his clone and laid down on the bed beside her. Tsunami collapsed onto him, panting heavily. Naruto wrapped his arms around his lover and cuddled with her exhausted body for the rest of the evening.


Inari and Konohamaru's gang were playing ninja when a familiar group of kids jumped them.

"Listen guys, we don't want any trouble." Udon said with his hands up.

"Shut up, nerd!" One of them spat.

"Hey, you're the new kid, right?" The other asked, facing Inari.

"Yeah, what's it to you?" Inari asked.

"Let's just say the name's Kenji. I rule this playground. And you can't go walking around here without a little insurance."

"What?"

"You heard me! Give me everything you've got or else!"

"Or else what?"

"Are you crazy? Do it!" Moegi pleaded.

"Or else me and my friends will break every bone in your body." Kenji continued.

"No! I'm not scared of you." Inari stated back with determination in his voice.

"Just do it Inari." Konohamaru insisted.

"No, do you guys just want to live your lives in fear? We can take them if we all work together. I'll take the leader, you take the goons." They looked at him for a moment as he said this, then nodded and positioned themselves to prepare to fight.

"You're as stupid as you are small! I'll end you!" The leader said as he charged Inari, who dodged his fists before hitting him in the side of his temple. The others went over to Konohamaru and his friends and started swinging their fists at them, which they did their best to dodge. Kenji growled in pain from the strike before quickly lunging towards the smaller boy. He tried to grab hold of Inari and crush him in his fat arms only to have his victim kick him in the legs, jab his elbows into his stomach and bite into his arms aggressively, forcing him to let go. After Inari finally struggled free, he whipped right around and slugged his bully in his chin with all his might, causing him to stagger backward. Kenji grabbed at his aching jaw to comfort it as Inari aimed for his nose next, he slammed his fist into it, causing th bully to howl with pain and stagger backward and fell on the ground on his butt.

"Boss!" The other bullies cried as they fled from their opponents and went to help their fallen comrade up.

"Fine, you win this time. But we'll get you guys sooner or later!" One of them said and walked away with their staggering, bleeding friend.

"Woohoo!" "Yes!" Konohamaru and his friends all cheered.

"That was amazing! I can't believe we beat them!" Konohamaru said with glee.

"I didn't know you had it in you, Inari. You kicked that guy's butt like it was nothing!" Moegi said with awe.

"I've learned a lot from Naruto. And my Dad before him. Nothing is worse than a life lived in fear. Besides, you gotta protect what is precious to you. You guys have been really good to me today. I consider you my friends. And no one picks on my friends."

"Same here." Udon said, patting him on the back.

"It's getting kinda late, I should probably be getting home. Later, Inari." Konohamaru said.

"Me too. Bye!" Moegi turned around, waving.

"Bye, it was nice meeting you, Inari." Udon added.

"Bye everybody. I had a great time today. Let's hang out like this more often." Inari said his farewell as he began on the road to his house.


Inari was back at the house, sitting at the table beside Naruto and Tazuna working on his homework while his mother was making dinner.

"So, how was your little play date?" Naruto asked.

"Huh oh it was good. We played ninja. I got into my first fight and won."

"What? You beat up Konohamaru?" He asked in shock.

"No! Some bad kids from the academy tried to pick on us and we stood up to them."

"Oh well, good on you! I'm proud of ya!" He rewarded with a pat on the boy's head.

"What? You were bullied today?" Tsunami asked with a stern tone.

"Yeah, but me and my friends took care of it. Now they know we're not afraid to stand up for ourselves."

"Okay but if they start trouble again, I want you to go straight to the teacher."

"Or come straight to me and I'll whoop them myself. That would be better. Hell, when I was in the academy, the teach didn't do much about bullying anyway. Sometimes telling actually made it worse. But now that everyone knows big, bad Inari doesn't take crap, other kids will probably think twice before messing with him." Naruto gloated.

"Yeah. If me or my friends are in trouble, I'll put a stop to it."

"That's my boy!" Naruto said just as Tsunami served them their dinner. Time passed as the family all had their meal and later parted into their rooms for the night. Inari lay awake in his bed reflecting on his first day. Many thoughts raced through his head, impeding his ability to sleep. The pride of his ability to fight off the bullies coupled with the looming worry of their parting threat that they would return and come after him and his friends continued to occupy his mind. It troubled him.

'I'll just have to train hard and keep getting stronger so I will always come out on top. I must stay strong for those I care about. Isn't that right...papa?' He reassured himself as he slowly dozed off into slumber.