Depravity 1.4:

3:00 PM.

On a Tuesday.

"This is a stupid idea, Frank." Dennis objected to this idea.

"What's wrong with it?" Frank requested an explanation.

"What's wrong with it? We're bringing in someone who has completely different standards than ours, and could object to many of our schemes and ideas!"

"You don't know what her standards could be!

"We don't-"

"Now I know we said her standards could be different, and I know I said she would attack us, but that was because of the information I got from Coil. The information I got from her is different."

"How could the information you get from her be different?" Mac asked. "How could Coil get information at all!? Is it something to do with his power?"

"It's none of your business, what's important is that she won't say no."

"Say no to what, Frank?" Dennis asked. "The request to join us or Charlie mauling the next police officer? Because that's what's going to happen after she joins us."

"Yes," Mac agreed, "what if she got an Omar thing going on and only targets other supervillains because she's poor but won't hurt people just because? That already puts her against us!"

"Then we'll hold off on doing anything really immoral. No more pretending to have cancer, or having underage people drink at the bar! Just thievery and regular crimes!"

"I don't even see why we need a new member." Charlie wondered. "I mean, we've won fights before."

"You haven't won shit! You lost every fight you've been in!"

Mac put his hands up. "We-we've won fights before. Right Dennis?"

"Ri-right. We've-"

"We fight like...uhhh…

"Won fights like...the chase!"

"Yeah! The-"

"The chase downtown!"

"The chase downtown!"

"So we've-"

"We've won fights before Frank!"

"Yeah, we-"

"We-"

"We don't need any help!"

"That was one fight!" Frank argued. "Every other fight. You got your asses kicked, and barely escaped with your lives!"

"We…" Mac didn't have a response.

"What's your point, Frank!?" Dennis shouted.

"My point is," Frank began, "that eventually we'll take on a customer too tough for us!"

"What do bar customers have to do with our crime life?" Charlie questioned.

Mac put his hand on his head, and Dennis said. "He's talking about the opponents we fought, not about actual customers!"

"Exactly!" Frank agreed. "You've been getting your asses kicked all the time and you've nearly gone to jail once!"

"But Frank, you can't hold that against us. We were going up against two separate superhero teams!" Dennis argued.

"That's my point! Eventually, we're going to end up in a situation we can't fight our way out of, like multiple superhero teams! Or Multiple Supervilian teams, or a man that can spew fire out of his hands, has super strength, and can turn into a dragon after a while!"

The Gang thought about this for a while. Pondering what Frank has said, cause truth be told it was tough to make a counterpoint. "We need more muscle. We need another member of the Gang."

Mac sighed. "Alright. I'm in."

Dennis looked at Mac. "What, are you serious?"

"We can't do it alone dude, I mean we got into a real close one with Lung, what if that happens again?"

"We'll handle it. I mean, I think you're forgetting, we were the ones who did most of the damage on Lung."

"But what about when we fight a customer that's too tough for us! It could happen. What if Lung comes at us with his whole crew!? We'd be screwed!"

Charlie shook his head. "I'm sorry. I just don't believe Frank was talking about an opponent."

"Oh my god!"

Dennis made a gesture with his hands. "We're past that charlie!"

"Yeah, we're-

"We're past that!

"Past that!"

"I'm not past it!" Charlie shot back.

Mac rolled his eyes "How can you not be past it, dude!"

Dennis waved his hand. "Yeah Charlie, we've-"

"-I have never heard the expression-!" Charlie shouted

"-It exists, dude! It ex-" Mac was interrupted

"-before in my life! Oh, it exists? It-"

"-exists! Yes absolutely! You-"

While the three men were arguing, Frank had something that the rest were too busy arguing to see.

"Hey," Frank said

"I HAVE NEVER HEARD-"

"SO JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER HEARD IT-"

"MAC CALM DOWN! WE'VE MOVED-"

"Hey!"

"-OF THAT EXPRESSION BEFORE SO YES IT DOES IT ABSOLUTELY DOES! I WOULD'VE-"

"-MEANS IT DOESN'T EXIST! SHUT UP DENNIS! HE'S BEING A RETARD AND WE-"

"-PAST IT NOW! DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP! HOW ABOUT YOU-"

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

"WHAT!?" all of the three men said at the same time.

"She's here."

Frank was right.

The bug girl had arrived.

Author Notes: So this was late. The reason why this was so late was that I was dealing with things in my personal life. And I couldn't write, so I decided to focus on my mental health. I'll get back to regularly uploading my fanfiction.

Also, the reason I'm only doing Author notes now is just to explain that.

But I'm glad I did! Because now I get to talk about my site. That's right. I decided to make my first and currently only site! in order to market my writing and give updates to my fans. It's not ready yet. when I upload my fifth chapter, it'll be ready. I'll tell you about my Original parody/satire/deconstruction/reconstruction superhero story called 'Ultimate'. I already talked about it on the internet around. but this will be the first time I upload it to the internet for ALL to see.

You're welcome to share the story with your friends on the Worm or It's Always Sunny subreddits, the tags on Tumblr, or whatever social media you use. I would to see any fanart of this fanfiction. if you do, I'll market it on my site and even on my fanfiction.

Also, I uploaded like, 16 more chapters on sufficient velocity so if you want to read ahead. do it over there. I plan on uploading more regularly, so have fun with that.

That all I have to say, This is Super Ultimate Number One, singing out. Peace!