Real World Updating Cologne
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The phone started ringing just as Nabiki had passed it, so she turned around and answered it
"Tendo residence, Nabiki speaking,"
"WAHHH MY BABY GIRL IS OK,"
"DADDY!" Nabiki screamed into the phone getting the attention of everyone in the Tendo house, who weren't in a mystical slumber
"Yes, honey?"
"Do you think Aunty and Uncle would let anything happen to me?"
"No, of course not,"
"Then STOP acting like this. You never acted this way before Mom died, but you have been acting like a three-year-old for the last fifteen years, and we are so sick of it"
"WAHHHH MY LITTLE..."
"DAMN IT, WILL YOU GROW UP ALREADY," then he heard her say to Akane "I don't see what Mom ever saw in him"?
"WAHHH MY" Nabiki slammed the phone down, and it rang again seconds later
"Hello,"
"Nabiki it's Ukyo. Shampoo knocked your father out." Nabiki muttered good as Ukyo said, "We're headed back we picked up our final ingredient".
"I'll let everyone know and before you ask your Ranchan and Shampoo's airen is doing good as is Kasumi"
"That's wonderful news, we'll see you soon," Ukyo said before hanging up
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"Tendo residence, Sayuri speaking,"
"Sayuri, when did you get there?"
"We got in just a short while ago, and now we're catching up on the homework we missed while we went and picked up the ingredients,"
"Homework?, but I thought school was out?"
"It was, but the school board fired pineapple brain after several parents and teachers had filed complaints and or lawsuits against the school for his attacks and forced haircuts, and so they reverse most of his decisions which made it more like an American school. So, school has been back in session for the last three days, however, Miss Hinako and the rest of the teachers are going to be lenient with us because we're helping Ranma and Kasumi."
"Speaking of which, we got our ingredients," in the background "ALL ABOARD" was heard "Sorry gotta go the train is about to leave. We should be back within in a day" she then heard "Hurry Hiroshi" from Yuka "Bye" she hung up the phone
"Cologne, the last team just called, they are getting on a train and are now heading back. They should be here within a day"
"Good, we have less than a week left if we're going to save them. Hopefully, they won't run..."
"DON'T" Nabiki yelled stopping Cologne from finishing her sentence causing her to stare at her questioningly
"Don't what?" Akane asked
"You know what and you both should know better than to do that, you both have seen the crap that happens in this city" she then turned to Cologne "and you. You are what over 300 years old" Cologne nodded "so you should know by now that finishing that sentence is asking for trouble"
"That's just superstitious nonsense"
"Really? Really? Really? You are saying that after everything that you have seen happen in this city"
"Okay Miz, you made your point," Akane said only to receive a sarcastic laugh from Nabiki
A/N: after doing some research it seems that Japanese students take entrance exams before their high school graduation
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Admittance (flashback)
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A few months before graduation everyone was at the Tendo's gathered around the table
"What is this family meeting about?"
"To try and convince you four to go to college/university"
"That's pointless because"
"It is not, pointless..." Nodoka had cut Ranma off only for him to cut her off
"MOM, let me finish" she nodded "I was saying it's pointless because we already took our entrance exams for Nihon University"
"Seriously?" all four nodded to Nodoka's question
"Akane plans to study acting and teaching, Ukyo for business and the only reason I took them was that Kasumi challenged me saying she could beat me. I figured if it got her to go back to school then I might as well try and so, if I get accepted I plan to be studying teaching and medicine "
"BOY, YOU WILL..."
"Not listen to you, glad we're on the same page Pop. If there's anything we need to discuss it's about it's how do we get Kasumi to go, if she gets admitted?" In the end, it came down to raising money to help pay for the tuition fees. Given Soun had dipped into their college funds that their Mother had set up before Nabiki had taken over doing the family finances
So Akane who had gotten a job in construction but was mainly used for demolition, Ranma was still a maid/waitress at Maid-Latte, Shampoo and Ukyo were running their restaurants. While Nodoka got the fathers to start teaching again after threatening them with her sword and Happosai threatened a training trip for them.
Nodoka started working as an appraiser and Kasumi was now working part-time at the Nekohatten and Nabiki was working at the university book/supply store. Every payday the girls, Ranma and even Kasumi (although she didn't know what it was going to) gave some of their checks to Nabiki, who was putting it aside to pay for Kasumi's school in case she got in
One day after Kasumi got to the Saotome house she was handed two envelopes one for Ranma and one for herself, so since she was meeting Ranma for a lunch date. She got changed before heading to Maid-Latte taking the envelopes with her, as soon as she entered, Honoka took her upstairs and brought her some tea
"Ranma should be on break in about five minutes, Kasumi"
"Thank you, Honoka" Ten minutes later Ranma joined her on the second level with some food and cold pop instead of hot (even though she uses waterproof soap on her hands and face which would protect for a couple of hours) as Ranma didn't want to risk getting hit with hot liquid and ruining her uniform
"Hey Sumi-chan"
"Hey Kochan, do you know about this" she placed the envelopes in front of her
"-sigh-" she pulled out a phone dialled a number "Hey Nabs, it's time. Sumi's with me and wants to know why she was has an envelope from Nihon University even though she didn't apply after taking the exams" she paused then put the phone on the table "and you are now on speaker"
"Hi Onnechan, we (Ranma, his sisters, Akane, Aunty and me) decided that you should follow your dream so we sent an application in for you. Before you say anything why not open it up and see what they said first then we can talk more later, ok. Sorry but I gotta go. Good luck" with that Nabiki hung up
So they ate as they both opened their envelopes and after reading then they exchanged them, Ranma found out that Kasumi had been accepted to Tokyo University's Medical School while Kasumi found out that Ranma had been accepted as well but he would be taking courses to become a teacher and a few for medical
"CONGRATULATIONS Ranma/Sumi," they said at the same time
"So since we're gonna go to the same school, so do we get dorm rooms, see if there's couple housing or do we rent an apartment?"
"Let's look at all options then talk to Aunty about it" Ranma nodded
"Well the schedule for next week isn't up yet, but whatever day I'm off we could go and check out our options maybe with mom and or Nabiki if you would like and if for some reason I don't have one then maybe you and mom could go in my stead "
"Sounds like a plan"
Ranma then cleared the table and kissed Kasumi then went back to work, a couple of hours later they went out for supper and a movie
End Flashback
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Bachelor/Bachelorette
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"Awww but Aunty, it would be fun to see them get drunk" Nabiki whined as she was pulled out the door as it closed she heard from inside Ranma say
"If any of you try to get me to be the dancing girl/stripper, you will Rest In Peace. GOT IT?" Ranma said/threatened as Nodoka said "It would be but it'll be more fun to see where they end up in the morning"
The boys left the dojo and went to the Royal fork buffet* before heading then returned to Hiroshi's place to watch some movies, played some tournament games as they had promised the girls not to injury each other, Hiroshi and Daisuke introduced the male NWC members to WWE, then at one point Hiroshi suggested playing the Stephen King Drinking Game** but after hearing the rules decided against it as they wanted to get drunk not plastered
Eventually, they started dropping and soon everyone was asleep
Bachelorette
The Nodoka and the girls left the dojo and went to the Pony Corral* before heading to a nearby spa for a few hours before heading back to the dojo to watch some movies and some anime, and did karaoke all while drinking
Eventually, they started dropping and soon everyone was asleep
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The Wedding
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A few months earlier after some discussion with their parents, they decided to have a western wedding mainly because they still had most of the supplies from the failed wedding but they needed to replace some stuff they also needed to get suits for the groomsmen, a dress for Kasumi and the bridesmaids
Now the day had finally come and while everyone was sleeping the fathers actually did some work, they decorated the dojo everything was ready and unlike the failed wedding when the Father's tried to jump Ranma he wasn't in the guest room.
The Father's were busy with the decorating that they hadn't noticed him at all greeting the guests as they headed to the dojo where Hiroshi was seating them, so when they went to force him into a suit and he wasn't there Soun ran and burst into Kasumi's room crying
"WAHHH it's horrible Ranma has runa..."
"DADDY NO BAKA"
Akane hit him with her mallet and sent him flying back into Genma (who had entered behind Soun) and into the hallway as Kasumi was standing in her room in her underwear, Akane then yelled "HE'S DOWNSTAIRS, NOW STAY OUT" before slamming the door shut. She and Nabiki then finished helping Kasumi get ready, meanwhile, downstairs Ranma was pacing as it was nearing the time to begin when Ukyo walked up. Ranma stopped for a moment when he noticed her
"You look, good sis, very handsome"
"Thanks, bro but remember what you have to do in return"
"Yeah yeah, so are you getting serious"
"Yeah we have been talking about it"
"Have you talked about who will be the groom and who will be the bride"
"Smartass, I will be the bride," she said with an evil smile before realizing that he had been pacing back and forth the entire conversation
"Ranchan you okay?"
"No sis and I don't know why. I have faced demons, monsters (Pantyhose Taro), ghosts (Maomolin), two dragons (the Orochi and Prince Herb), Superpowered nut...er people (Copycat Ken, Satori, Kima) a f***ing God (Saffron) as well as countless high levelled Martial Artists (Happosai, Cologne, Konatsu etc) and dozens of other challengers. So, why am I so nervous?"
"It happens to everyone son, although I think in this case it might be because of the last time you were getting married and so this time you are worried that it won't go right but we're ready and prepared for just about anything that could and can go wrong," Nodoka said as she approached her son and newly adopted daughter
Another half-hour passed before Ranma was upfront waiting with his best man Uuchan and Groomsmen Ryoga, Hiroshi and Daisuke and the priest, but soon Asuka (one of her friends) who was maid of honour entered followed by her sisters and Konatsu as her bridesmaids then came Soun with Kasumi
"Kawaii" Ranma whispered as she approached Once they were side by side the priest begun the ceremony up Ranma didn't notice until he said
"Please face each other as you declare these vows to one another, Kasumi you may start."
"I Kasumi Tendo take you, Ranma Saotome to be my husband(and wife). I promise to stay with you in good times and bad, in sickness and in health for richer or poorer I vow to stay true to you and love you unconditionally for the rest of my days.
"Ranma please now make your vows.
"I Ranma Saotome take you, Kasumi Tendo to be my wife. I promise to stay with you in good times and bad, in sickness and in health for richer or poorer I vow to stay true to you and love you unconditionally for the rest of my days.
"Do you, Ranma Saotome take this woman to be your wedded wife? and Do you, Kasumi Tendo take this man to be your wedded husband?
" I do"
"Now then please repeat the following, I Ranma give you, Kasumi this ring as a symbol of my love and commitment to you." Ranma repeated it then he said, "I Kasumi give you, Ranma this ring as a symbol of my love and commitment to you." Kasumi repeated it
"Then by the power vested in me, I pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride" as they kissed "I present to you Mr. and Mrs. Ranma Saotome" that was when someone shot Ranma activating the curse so Kasumi was now kissing a redhead girl before Konatsu shot her with hot water
Unfortunately, when the Kuno's tried to stop it, they were beaten up by the Saotome sisters and Akane (while the other set the dojo up for the reception) and Nabiki got them hauled off to the mental asylum
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Honeymoon
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It was a short while after the wedding and reception that Ranma and Kasumi got off the train and hiked to their hotel/hot spring. After checking they would spend two weeks there, but they didn't spend all their time in their room as they would visit the local temple, do some sightseeing, shopping and they also spent some time at a nearby dojo/gym training and working out
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The New Norm
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When Ranma and Kasumi returned from their honeymoon they moved into an apartment near the university, that Nodoka had rented for them. Shortly after moving, they begun attending school while Ranma kept her job at Maid-Latte and Kasumi became the manager/head chef of the new Uuchan's Nekohatten
It was shortly after their return that Kasumi started feeling sick, so she went to see a doctor and after an examination, they called a family meeting at the dojo and so before supper Kasumi spoke
"The reason we asked you all to come is that I haven't been feeling well"
"WAHHHH, MY LITTLE GIRL IS DYING. WAHHH" Ranma and Kasumi exchanged looks then Ranma said
"That's right Soun, she has eight months left." everyone gasped but he continued "the disease is severe and unfortunately affects half the planet. I might even get it because of my curse form" the women looked at each other now suspecting what the reason for gathering them together "the disease has no cure and is called Motherhood" That stopped Soun's crying as he and Genma yelled
"WHAT?! REALLY?!"
"Yup Mom, Dads within eight months you will be grandparents"
"Oh DAMN IT" Nabiki barked as she was looking at a book
"So who won Nabiki?" Nodoka, Cologne and Genma asked
"YOU TOOK BETS ON WHEN WE WOULD HAVE A KID?!" Ranma yelled
"Yes, I did and the winner is..." she went back to looking at her book "let's see," she said before arching an eyebrow as she looked up "is you"
"RANMA YOU BETTED ON THAT. YOU PERVERT" Akane went to swing only to stop as Nabiki shouted
"AKANE STOP, IT WASN'T RANMA" Akane stopped as she heard Nabiki the face faulted when she added "it was Kasumi" Ranma turned to stare at his wife, who was blushing
"But I made that bet when Ranma and Akane were to be married"
"True but the bet was "How long after Ranma marries will he sire or become pregnant" it doesn't say anything about who he marries"
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Pregnancy
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Over the next several months Kasumi developed as normal but that's not all as Ranma developed the same symptoms as Kasumi and after a check-up revealed that Ranko wasn't pregnant but was experiencing sympathetic pregnancy
"Consider this a practice run, lmouto because I am planning to get Kasumi some Nannichuan" Nabiki said before feeling the cold air around her and saw Ranma glaring at her
So after that, every time someone who didn't know said "We should get Kasumi some Nannichaun so you can have the next kid and experience what she's going threw" Ranma would snap at them telling them what was happening
Ranma surprised everybody and didn't complain about experiencing the same thing as her wife as she was told some men experience it, but then halfway thru the second trimester when Ranma started producing milk as well while she still didn't complain now, however, the next time Ranma had seen Genma she brutalized him
A/N: The following takes place sometime between the second and sixth months
"Got you, brother"
"What do you four want?"
"Where do you disappear to for an hour every few days the few weeks?"
"It's none of your business"
Akane shrugged "Answer or else," he said no Shampoo poured water onto herself and jump at Ranma who grabbed her and started petting her as he held her but shaking badly
"N...n...now y...y...you know I'm t...t...taking therapy f...for Nekoken" Shampoo leaped over to Ukyo
"Why now?"
"Why do you think? I got a kid coming and I am scared that I might hurt him/her if I go cat and before you ask I didn't tell anyone because I am embarrassed by the nekoken" fortunately they left it at that
Just before the seventh month Ranma went to his appointment and was sitting in the office eyes closed and a kitten in his lap, it was a short while into the session when Ranma's eyes popped open
"Doc?"
"Ranma?"
"I believe I don't have to worry about the nekoken ever again"
The doctor did recommend one more session to be sure and offered the kitten to Ranma if he wanted it after the next session
As the seventh month started Ranma and Kasumi started Lamaze/parenting classes which he paid attention to and even took notes as he was scared of doing something wrong especially since he didn't have parental role models
By the eighth month Ranma, Ryoga and Soun had turned the Kasumi's bedroom into a nursery as they had moved into the master bedroom (Soun's room) as he had moved into the Saotome house with Genma and Nodoka
Finally, the ninth month came "RANMA ITS TIME" he started to panic "RANMA SOUL OF ICE" he stopped and calmed down and got her to the hospital checked her the called everyone, a few hours later they were in the delivery room
"RANMA YOU WILL AHHHHHHH BE CARRYING THE NEXT ONE"
"Don't worry, all women say" -SPLASH- "WHAT THE f^^k"
"-sigh- uncalled for dear," he said to Kasumi then to the nurse said "it's a curse I picked up in China," he said to the nurse then turned back to Kasumi said "I know I will probably regret this but if you get some Nannichuan and waterproof soap then I will be your wife and give you a kid but for now let's focus on our soon to be firstborn"
"AHHHHH"
"Good, almost there"
"You are gonnAAHHHHHH regret saying that...AAAAActualy it's not a prediction it's a spoiler AAAHHHHHHH"
"Good job Kasumi," +SLAP+ -WAAAAHHHHHH- "Congratulations it's a girl" she handed her to the nurse who cleaned it up then handed it to Ranma who said "My little Angel" a short while later back in Kasumi's hospital room the nurse brought their child who was followed by the parents
"uple years, ok," he said to which they heard Kasumi say "Ok but let's continue this later" he agreed then greeted the parents "Mom, Dad, Pop, Uuchan, Shamchan, Akane-chan, Onichan say hello to Kimiko Saotome"
A/N:
*= Royal Fork Buffet is a buffet-style restaurant in the Kildonan section of Winnipeg & Pony Corral is a restaurant with multiple locations in Winnipeg but the one they went to is at Grant Park
**= Stephen King Drinking Game just watch the Nostalgia Critic's review of IT (tv movie) if you want to know
Just a brief note it's April 11 the 2nd night of Wrestlemania 37 and if you haven't watched night 1, Bad Bunny did a surprisingly good job in the ring...for a celebrity
Ladies and Gentlemen I have a poll about a possible squeal to Ranma The Amazon up on my profile page, PLEASE vote
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Ladies and Gentlemen I am looking for three Ranma fanfics that were here on but I forget the titles and authors
1) Ranma is hospitalized after landing in a cement crusher (2) Ranma runs Into a construction site who is hit by Pluto's garnet rod and sent back to the Silver Millennium & 3) Nermia Wrecking Crew vs the Z-fighters in a tournament
if you know them please let me know